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Custody Proceedings
Posted by:
Red Headed Step Child
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Date: October 08, 2009 09:01AM
Check this crazy shit out:
From The Washington Post
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 2, 2009
Washington DC (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of an Washington DC courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Washington Redskins, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
From The Washington Post
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 2, 2009
Washington DC (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of an Washington DC courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Washington Redskins, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
Re: Custody Proceedings
Posted by:
MrMephisto
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Date: October 08, 2009 09:08AM
Ba-dum ching!
Good one.
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Good one.
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Re: Custody Proceedings
Posted by:
Eh
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Date: October 08, 2009 09:10AM
Not very original though.