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what is the going price of a alien marriage?
Posted by:
cash flagg
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Date: April 19, 2017 05:54PM
How much are alien folks paying to marry a US citizen for a Green Card or Permanent Residence card?
Re: what is the going price of a alien marriage?
Posted by:
uuTMK
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Date: April 19, 2017 06:47PM
Re: what is the going price of a alien marriage?
Posted by:
your immortal soul
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Date: April 19, 2017 07:38PM
I'll just leave this here
http://www.classifiedufo.com/alien-sex-abduction---adults-only-warning.html
http://www.classifiedufo.com/alien-sex-abduction---adults-only-warning.html
Re: what is the going price of a alien marriage?
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: April 19, 2017 07:45PM
I've always wanted a xenomorph as a wife...
Re: what is the going price of a alien marriage?
Posted by:
Russian Brides for Millionaires
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Date: April 19, 2017 08:52PM
Depends. If your Trump the bride and wedding could cost millions.
Re: what is the going price of a alien marriage?
Posted by:
nD6tT
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Date: April 20, 2017 06:24AM
In a few years, half your shit plus monthly support.
Re: what is the going price of a alien marriage?
Posted by:
more then you'd think
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Date: April 20, 2017 06:47AM
I had a buddy whos relative helped these girls through the process of gaming the system in their home countries.
Basically once they're over here with their green card they'll fuck you once, or just enough until they get pregnant. At that point, the power move is to lie and say the dude hit you or is otherwise verbally/mentally abusive which allows you to then apply for a permanent visa, as well as food stamps, welfare and every other perk imaginable. Oh and they take half your shit in the divorce. Oh and they also have you on the hook for the next 18 years for child support.
I'd marry my fucking left hand before married one of those mail order brides, very rarely does any good come out of it.
Basically once they're over here with their green card they'll fuck you once, or just enough until they get pregnant. At that point, the power move is to lie and say the dude hit you or is otherwise verbally/mentally abusive which allows you to then apply for a permanent visa, as well as food stamps, welfare and every other perk imaginable. Oh and they take half your shit in the divorce. Oh and they also have you on the hook for the next 18 years for child support.
I'd marry my fucking left hand before married one of those mail order brides, very rarely does any good come out of it.
Re: what is the going price of a alien marriage?
Posted by:
Gawd Awful Price
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Date: April 20, 2017 07:13AM
A soulless Golden Shower existence with an awfully fake orange man with a comb over named D'OHnald Trump, endless days attending to your autistic anchor baby Barron, multiple bankruptcies, carrying around a mountain of endless lies and well-deserved lawsuits, enduring a monsoon of twitter snarks, and knowing at the end of every day that you're just a soulless mail order commie whore with a fake resume who plagiarizes speeches from a well educated African American woman.
Re: what is the going price of a alien marriage?
Posted by:
kEXKt
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Date: April 20, 2017 07:24AM
All I will say is that as a US citizen female who thought about marrying a man so he could get his green card- the money may be nice but it is a bad idea.
I was offered $50k cash, $15k upfront, $10k on the "Wedding day", the last $25k when everything was official and he had his card.
When he made excuses about the initial $15k and couldn't even get his own apartment/job/car/anything to make it a bit easier on "us" - he was looking for me to buy him a car too- out of the $15k he would have gave me LOL NOPE- I bailed.
Plus it would cost me way more in a divorce (I make a 6 figure salary)- I was not interested in having kids but I wouldn't put it past him to try to knock me up to claim his kid is here in the US so he gets to stay too if i decided i didn't want him anymore.
Better to stay single! (no cats or dogs my only pet is a fish LOL)
I was offered $50k cash, $15k upfront, $10k on the "Wedding day", the last $25k when everything was official and he had his card.
When he made excuses about the initial $15k and couldn't even get his own apartment/job/car/anything to make it a bit easier on "us" - he was looking for me to buy him a car too- out of the $15k he would have gave me LOL NOPE- I bailed.
Plus it would cost me way more in a divorce (I make a 6 figure salary)- I was not interested in having kids but I wouldn't put it past him to try to knock me up to claim his kid is here in the US so he gets to stay too if i decided i didn't want him anymore.
Better to stay single! (no cats or dogs my only pet is a fish LOL)
Re: what is the going price of a alien marriage?
Posted by:
treky
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Date: April 21, 2017 01:23PM
ET paid $10,000.
Re: what is the going price of a alien marriage?
Posted by:
fresh u.s. citizen
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Date: April 21, 2017 03:06PM
20,000,000 pesos
Re: what is the going price of a alien marriage?
Posted by:
inflation
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Date: April 21, 2017 03:27PM
kEXKt Wrote:
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> All I will say is that as a US citizen female who
> thought about marrying a man so he could get his
> green card- the money may be nice but it is a bad
> idea.
>
> I was offered $50k cash, $15k upfront, $10k on the
> "Wedding day", the last $25k when everything was
> official and he had his card.
>
> When he made excuses about the initial $15k and
> couldn't even get his own
> apartment/job/car/anything to make it a bit easier
> on "us" - he was looking for me to buy him a car
> too- out of the $15k he would have gave me LOL
> NOPE- I bailed.
>
> Plus it would cost me way more in a divorce (I
> make a 6 figure salary)- I was not interested in
> having kids but I wouldn't put it past him to try
> to knock me up to claim his kid is here in the US
> so he gets to stay too if i decided i didn't want
> him anymore.
>
> Better to stay single! (no cats or dogs my only
> pet is a fish LOL)
I met a girl a few years ago down at Myrtle Beach who went through with it for only $10k. She didn't tell her family and never consummated the deed. She got out lucky.
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> All I will say is that as a US citizen female who
> thought about marrying a man so he could get his
> green card- the money may be nice but it is a bad
> idea.
>
> I was offered $50k cash, $15k upfront, $10k on the
> "Wedding day", the last $25k when everything was
> official and he had his card.
>
> When he made excuses about the initial $15k and
> couldn't even get his own
> apartment/job/car/anything to make it a bit easier
> on "us" - he was looking for me to buy him a car
> too- out of the $15k he would have gave me LOL
> NOPE- I bailed.
>
> Plus it would cost me way more in a divorce (I
> make a 6 figure salary)- I was not interested in
> having kids but I wouldn't put it past him to try
> to knock me up to claim his kid is here in the US
> so he gets to stay too if i decided i didn't want
> him anymore.
>
> Better to stay single! (no cats or dogs my only
> pet is a fish LOL)
I met a girl a few years ago down at Myrtle Beach who went through with it for only $10k. She didn't tell her family and never consummated the deed. She got out lucky.