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As a hapless prick, you could never have known that no zabihah muslim would ever darken the door of potbelly.
Potbelly is popular among your hindi brethren and people with credit problems.
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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
I now know why it takes a muslim 20 minutes in a public toilet. So much to do in there.
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20 minutes in line
()
Date: April 19, 2017 03:54PM
Waited for "Mohammad" in pot belly in fairfax yesterday. Water and paper towels everywhere.
Now I know why. Pray and shit somewhere else people.
I'm a christian. I get it done in 5.
Intesting to note that they MUST wash thier asshole, the hands, not so much.
islamic toilet etiquette
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Part of Islamic hygienical jurisprudence.
Part of a series on
The Islamic faith has particular rules regarding personal hygiene when going to the toilet. This code of Muslim hygienical jurisprudence is known as Qadaa' al-Haajah.
The only issue which the Qur'an mentions is the one of washing one's hands (verse 5:6). Issues of chirality (bodily symmetry), such as whether one uses the left or right hand, and which foot is used to step into or out of toilet areas, are derived from hadith sources.[1]
A Muslim must first find an acceptable place away from standing water, or people's pathways or shade.[2] They are advised that it is better to enter the area with the left foot,[3] facing away from the Qiblah.[4]
While on the toilet, one must remain silent. Talking, answering greetings or greeting others is strongly discouraged.[4] When defecating together, two men cannot converse, nor look at each other's genitals.[5] A man should not touch his genitals with the right hand. Eating any food while on the toilet is strictly forbidden.
The anus must be washed with water after defecating. Similarly, the penis and vulva must be washed with water after urinating. This washing is known as istinja. The Qur'an suggests that one should wash one's hands as well, which is discussed in verse 5:6.
When leaving the toilet, one is advised to leave with the right foot,[3] and also say a prayer – "Praise be to Allah who relieved me of the filth and gave me relief."[4] It is also reported in the hadith of Bukhari that whenever Muhammad went to the toilet, he said "In the name of Allah, O Allah! I seek refuge with You from all offensive and wicked things" (alternate translation: "from evil deeds and evil spirits").[13]
Now I know why. Pray and shit somewhere else people.
I'm a christian. I get it done in 5.
Intesting to note that they MUST wash thier asshole, the hands, not so much.
islamic toilet etiquette
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Part of Islamic hygienical jurisprudence.
Part of a series on
The Islamic faith has particular rules regarding personal hygiene when going to the toilet. This code of Muslim hygienical jurisprudence is known as Qadaa' al-Haajah.
The only issue which the Qur'an mentions is the one of washing one's hands (verse 5:6). Issues of chirality (bodily symmetry), such as whether one uses the left or right hand, and which foot is used to step into or out of toilet areas, are derived from hadith sources.[1]
A Muslim must first find an acceptable place away from standing water, or people's pathways or shade.[2] They are advised that it is better to enter the area with the left foot,[3] facing away from the Qiblah.[4]
While on the toilet, one must remain silent. Talking, answering greetings or greeting others is strongly discouraged.[4] When defecating together, two men cannot converse, nor look at each other's genitals.[5] A man should not touch his genitals with the right hand. Eating any food while on the toilet is strictly forbidden.
The anus must be washed with water after defecating. Similarly, the penis and vulva must be washed with water after urinating. This washing is known as istinja. The Qur'an suggests that one should wash one's hands as well, which is discussed in verse 5:6.
When leaving the toilet, one is advised to leave with the right foot,[3] and also say a prayer – "Praise be to Allah who relieved me of the filth and gave me relief."[4] It is also reported in the hadith of Bukhari that whenever Muhammad went to the toilet, he said "In the name of Allah, O Allah! I seek refuge with You from all offensive and wicked things" (alternate translation: "from evil deeds and evil spirits").[13]
Re: I now know why it takes a muslim 20 minutes in a public toilet. So much to do in there.
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I could never be muslim
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Date: April 19, 2017 03:57PM
We need to relieve some filth alright.
Re: I now know why it takes a muslim 20 minutes in a public toilet. So much to do in there.
Posted by:
EttUU
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Date: April 19, 2017 04:38PM
20 minutes in line Wrote:
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> Waited for "Mohammad" in pot belly in fairfax
> yesterday. Water and paper towels everywhere.
>
> Now I know why. Pray and shit somewhere else
> people.
> I'm a christian. I get it done in 5.
>
> Intesting to note that they MUST wash thier
> asshole, the hands, not so much.
>
> islamic toilet etiquette
> From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
> Part of Islamic hygienical jurisprudence.
> Part of a series on
>
>
> The Islamic faith has particular rules regarding
> personal hygiene when going to the toilet. This
> code of Muslim hygienical jurisprudence is known
> as Qadaa' al-Haajah.
>
> The only issue which the Qur'an mentions is the
> one of washing one's hands (verse 5:6). Issues of
> chirality (bodily symmetry), such as whether one
> uses the left or right hand, and which foot is
> used to step into or out of toilet areas, are
> derived from hadith sources.[1]
>
>
> A Muslim must first find an acceptable place away
> from standing water, or people's pathways or
> shade.[2] They are advised that it is better to
> enter the area with the left foot,[3] facing away
> from the Qiblah.[4]
>
> While on the toilet, one must remain silent.
> Talking, answering greetings or greeting others is
> strongly discouraged.[4] When defecating together,
> two men cannot converse, nor look at each other's
> genitals.[5] A man should not touch his genitals
> with the right hand. Eating any food while on the
> toilet is strictly forbidden.
>
> The anus must be washed with water after
> defecating. Similarly, the penis and vulva must be
> washed with water after urinating. This washing is
> known as istinja. The Qur'an suggests that one
> should wash one's hands as well, which is
> discussed in verse 5:6.
>
> When leaving the toilet, one is advised to leave
> with the right foot,[3] and also say a prayer –
> "Praise be to Allah who relieved me of the filth
> and gave me relief."[4] It is also reported in the
> hadith of Bukhari that whenever Muhammad went to
> the toilet, he said "In the name of Allah, O
> Allah! I seek refuge with You from all offensive
> and wicked things" (alternate translation: "from
> evil deeds and evil spirits").[13]
At least HIS ass is clean.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Waited for "Mohammad" in pot belly in fairfax
> yesterday. Water and paper towels everywhere.
>
> Now I know why. Pray and shit somewhere else
> people.
> I'm a christian. I get it done in 5.
>
> Intesting to note that they MUST wash thier
> asshole, the hands, not so much.
>
> islamic toilet etiquette
> From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
> Part of Islamic hygienical jurisprudence.
> Part of a series on
>
>
> The Islamic faith has particular rules regarding
> personal hygiene when going to the toilet. This
> code of Muslim hygienical jurisprudence is known
> as Qadaa' al-Haajah.
>
> The only issue which the Qur'an mentions is the
> one of washing one's hands (verse 5:6). Issues of
> chirality (bodily symmetry), such as whether one
> uses the left or right hand, and which foot is
> used to step into or out of toilet areas, are
> derived from hadith sources.[1]
>
>
> A Muslim must first find an acceptable place away
> from standing water, or people's pathways or
> shade.[2] They are advised that it is better to
> enter the area with the left foot,[3] facing away
> from the Qiblah.[4]
>
> While on the toilet, one must remain silent.
> Talking, answering greetings or greeting others is
> strongly discouraged.[4] When defecating together,
> two men cannot converse, nor look at each other's
> genitals.[5] A man should not touch his genitals
> with the right hand. Eating any food while on the
> toilet is strictly forbidden.
>
> The anus must be washed with water after
> defecating. Similarly, the penis and vulva must be
> washed with water after urinating. This washing is
> known as istinja. The Qur'an suggests that one
> should wash one's hands as well, which is
> discussed in verse 5:6.
>
> When leaving the toilet, one is advised to leave
> with the right foot,[3] and also say a prayer –
> "Praise be to Allah who relieved me of the filth
> and gave me relief."[4] It is also reported in the
> hadith of Bukhari that whenever Muhammad went to
> the toilet, he said "In the name of Allah, O
> Allah! I seek refuge with You from all offensive
> and wicked things" (alternate translation: "from
> evil deeds and evil spirits").[13]
At least HIS ass is clean.
Re: I now know why it takes a muslim 20 minutes in a public toilet. So much to do in there.
Posted by:
Troll.Bitch.Analsex
()
Date: April 20, 2017 06:52AM
Self-answered. Troll. Preference for rectal reaming.
As a hapless prick, you could never have known that no zabihah muslim would ever darken the door of potbelly.
Potbelly is popular among your hindi brethren and people with credit problems.
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Re: I now know why it takes a muslim 20 minutes in a public toilet. So much to do in there.
Posted by:
Deport them all
()
Date: April 20, 2017 08:06AM
Their kind do,not belong in civilization. Deport them all before it's too late.
Re: I now know why it takes a muslim 20 minutes in a public toilet. So much to do in there.
Posted by:
Fairfax County Uber Alles
()
Date: April 21, 2017 05:16PM
20 minutes in line Wrote:
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> Waited for "Mohammad" in pot belly in fairfax
> yesterday. Water and paper towels everywhere.
>
> Now I know why. Pray and shit somewhere else
> people.
> I'm a christian. I get it done in 5.
>
C'mon Meade,
we know it takes you longer than 5 minutes to shit.
We know why you were really upset that the stall was 'occupied'.
That was 20 minutes of your cocksucking time you can never get back.
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> Waited for "Mohammad" in pot belly in fairfax
> yesterday. Water and paper towels everywhere.
>
> Now I know why. Pray and shit somewhere else
> people.
> I'm a christian. I get it done in 5.
>
C'mon Meade,
we know it takes you longer than 5 minutes to shit.
We know why you were really upset that the stall was 'occupied'.
That was 20 minutes of your cocksucking time you can never get back.
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