In the dawn of 2017, now in my late thirties, I have come to realize something which I might have known already: I am a failed singer. I have never had the opportunity to sing on national television (only local). I have never held a recording contract, or sung on the Grand 'ol Opry, or the famed Ryman auditorium. All of which I dreampt about since I was a teenager. And yet, I still refuse to give up. I keep plugging along. I will write, sing, and sing again until I draw my last breath on earth and return to Jesus. As conceited as it may sound, there are people of lesser talent than I who have accomplished much in life. I know that I will not give up, and never never will I quit. I don't know where this road will end, where it shall take me, or how I'll even manage. But years ago I decided I wanted to be a professional singer and perform in front of audiences far and near. Every time I get up and sing, I am living that dream. I sing in church, I sing in front of a small gathering of fans in a clandestine barber shop. I also sing on my recordings which I sell over the internet and at my public appearances. I have only failed in name and marketing value, but not in determination and spirit. I always give credit to God for my gifts and talents. I just want to use them to my full potential and wisely so. When I get to heaven, I want join in with the angel choir and sing my praises to the Lord. Oh Lord use me in the best way you know how. I hope that one day I can sing on national television and fill a concert hall the size of Montana.

http://meadeskeltonsings.blogspot.com/2017/01/failed-singer.html

confession Wrote:
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> I always give
> credit to God for my gifts and talents. I just
> want to use them to my full potential and wisely
> so.

Please do not give me credit. I never asked you to be a singer and I do not want you in my choir.

The destiny I had mind for you was a port a john cleaner. You have not done this, therefore you smite me.

Meade, you may only enter the Heavenly Kingdom if you agree never, ever to sing up here.

confession Wrote:
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> In the dawn of
> 2017, now in my late thirties, I have come to
> realize something which I might have known
> already: I am a failed singer. I have never had
> the opportunity to sing on national television
> (only local). I have never held a recording
> contract, or sung on the Grand 'ol Opry, or the
> famed Ryman auditorium. All of which I dreampt
> about since I was a teenager. And yet, I still
> refuse to give up. I keep plugging along. I will
> write, sing, and sing again until I draw my last
> breath on earth and return to Jesus. As conceited
> as it may sound, there are people of lesser talent
> than I who have accomplished much in life. I know
> that I will not give up, and never never will I
> quit. I don't know where this road will end, where
> it shall take me, or how I'll even manage. But
> years ago I decided I wanted to be a professional
> singer and perform in front of audiences far and
> near. Every time I get up and sing, I am living
> that dream. I sing in church, I sing in front of a
> small gathering of fans in a clandestine barber
> shop. I also sing on my recordings which I sell
> over the internet and at my public appearances. I
> have only failed in name and marketing value, but
> not in determination and spirit. I always give
> credit to God for my gifts and talents. I just
> want to use them to my full potential and wisely
> so. When I get to heaven, I want join in with the
> angel choir and sing my praises to the Lord. Oh
> Lord use me in the best way you know how. I hope
> that one day I can sing on national television and
> fill a concert hall the size of Montana.
>
> http://meadeskeltonsings.blogspot.com/2017/01/fail
> ed-singer.html

Meade,

You will be fine. You are a good person and will find another way, but that doesn't mean the dream has to die. Keep doing what you love as much as you can, just be open to other opportunities.

FFXU (minus the regulars)

he's too fat and off-key to be successful, and his lyrics are humiliating to listen to. he should go work retail for awhile to gain some skills in the workplace and figure what he wants to do with his life.

> I always give credit to God for my gifts and talents.

this "god" must have a very cruel sense of humor

fuck this meade faggot

im the star of fairfaxunderground

im ravi goddamnit

Please Meade, keep trying and don't give up. You are a rockstar!!

God Almighty Wrote:
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> confession Wrote:
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> > I always give
> > credit to God for my gifts and talents. I just
> > want to use them to my full potential and
> wisely
> > so.
>
> Please do not give me credit. I never asked you to
> be a singer and I do not want you in my choir.
>
> The destiny I had mind for you was a port a john
> cleaner. You have not done this, therefore you
> smite me.
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counselor Wrote:
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> he's too fat and off-key to be successful, and his
> lyrics are humiliating to listen to. he should go
> work retail for awhile to gain some skills in the
> workplace and figure what he wants to do with his
> life.


He has a wonderful voice. But his songs are meh.

As much as Meade has missed the mark in his singing career, he actually done more than anyone else on this message board ever has or ever will in his field. So in some ways, he's not as much a loser as these people.

Meade don't listen or be influenced by the sad sacks of shit that post bad things about you. You have more talent than all these riff raff combined. Maybe you should focus on what you are good in, you were pretty good in the "Lost shoes" movie. Maybe your strong suit is acting, commercials and modeling. Anyway "no man is a failure who has friends....No entertainer is a failure who has fans"

LookingBack Wrote:
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> As much as Meade has missed the mark in his
> singing career, he actually done more than anyone
> else on this message board ever has or ever will
> in his field. So in some ways, he's not as much a
> loser as these people.

until now, meade always got by on his own

Meade has not only learned how to drive a car, but even has an actual valid license issued by the Commonwealth. That is a huge accomplishment which puts him ahead of fellow retards Lizzie, Miz, and Megan. (It is true that chimps and even dogs can drive cars, but they don't have real licenses.)

Meade can drive a car! Wrote:
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> Meade has not only learned how to drive a car, but
> even has an actual valid license issued by the
> Commonwealth. That is a huge accomplishment which
> puts him ahead of fellow retards Lizzie, Miz, and
> Megan. (It is true that chimps and even dogs can
> drive cars, but they don't have real licenses.)


How does he pay for the auto insurance? It is ceretainly not for the windfall he gets playing a farmers market or coffee shop once or twice a month.

Lottery Loser Wrote:
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> How does he pay for the auto insurance?

"I don't need no insurance. Fuck all that shit."

- Meade Skelton

his severer is still unknown Wrote:
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> LookingBack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > As much as Meade has missed the mark in his
> > singing career, he actually done more than
> anyone
> > else on this message board ever has or ever
> will
> > in his field. So in some ways, he's not as much
> a
> > loser as these people.
>
> until now, meade always got by on his own


So are you rating yourself a loser in his field?

Would you rate Trump a loser in Meade's field? How about Bill and Melinda Gates, both losers in Meade's field.

It is like the old Washington Generals. they had 1000s of losses, and 2 or 3 wins. The most losing team in sports in the history of mankind. And they were second in their field. The Globetrotters were number 1.

I suppose Meade is like the Washington Generals, in his field. Can you name anyone else in Meade's field who has down worse or better than Meade? Or are you saying everyone not in Meade's field has done worse in Meade's field?

LookingBack Wrote:
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> As much as Meade has missed the mark in his
> singing career, he actually done more than anyone
> else on this message board ever has or ever will

he's been shaking it loose