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I tried to let one out, but failed!
Posted by:
Fuck, what to do?
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Date: April 17, 2017 02:42PM
I just lifted my ass cheek to let a silent one escape. I was not successful! I sharted! Now I have to sit at work not knowing how to take care of this problem!
Do I go to the bathroom to evaluate the particles I just shit in my pants?
Do I email my boss and tell him I must leave for an emergency?
Do I devise some kind of something to cover my ass when I go to leave?
I'm open to suggestions!
Do I go to the bathroom to evaluate the particles I just shit in my pants?
Do I email my boss and tell him I must leave for an emergency?
Do I devise some kind of something to cover my ass when I go to leave?
I'm open to suggestions!
Re: I tried to let one out, but failed!
Posted by:
Hi William.
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Date: April 17, 2017 02:45PM
You're so pathetic. Chris fucking you up the ass? How does Sharon hold her shit in after you ass fuck her?
Re: I tried to let one out, but failed!
Posted by:
who smelt it dealt it
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Date: April 17, 2017 02:51PM
alway keep a spare set in your desk.
Re: I tried to let one out, but failed!
Posted by:
Hey Billy
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Date: April 17, 2017 04:06PM
Fuck, what to do? Wrote:
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> I just lifted my ass cheek to let a silent one
> escape. I was not successful! I sharted! Now I
> have to sit at work not knowing how to take care
> of this problem!
>
> Do I go to the bathroom to evaluate the particles
> I just shit in my pants?
> Do I email my boss and tell him I must leave for
> an emergency?
> Do I devise some kind of something to cover my ass
> when I go to leave?
>
> I'm open to suggestions!
Drag your dirty ass across your bare dirty mattress and ask your mommy to wash you up.
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> I just lifted my ass cheek to let a silent one
> escape. I was not successful! I sharted! Now I
> have to sit at work not knowing how to take care
> of this problem!
>
> Do I go to the bathroom to evaluate the particles
> I just shit in my pants?
> Do I email my boss and tell him I must leave for
> an emergency?
> Do I devise some kind of something to cover my ass
> when I go to leave?
>
> I'm open to suggestions!
Drag your dirty ass across your bare dirty mattress and ask your mommy to wash you up.
Re: I tried to let one out, but failed!
Posted by:
VmpTy
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Date: April 17, 2017 04:13PM
YOu go into the bathroom. YOu wad up several paper towels, wet the slightly & put soap on them. You go in a stall, drop em, use some TP to pick up any shit in the underwear. Then you stretch out the part where the shitstain is, then scrub with the wadded, damp and soaked paper towels. Dry off with some more TP, throw everything into the commode and flush. Really you ain't supposed to throw no paper towels in no commode, but you'll get away w/1 or 2 here & there. Pull up your pants, buckle you belt or put your suspenders back up, as appropriate (if you wear both suspenders and a belt at the same time, you're a dolt or think you're back in the 1980s, which qualifies you as a dolt, anyhow). Finally, go to the sink and wash your hands thoroughly several times.
This oughtta' hold you until you can get home, shower and change your underwear.
This oughtta' hold you until you can get home, shower and change your underwear.
Re: I tried to let one out, but failed!
Posted by:
...at WORK, LOL
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Date: April 17, 2017 04:21PM
Just wipe your ass with some of your shitty "art". Or simply don't bother to wipe and let the residue rub off on that filthy bare mattress you sleep on.
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Re: I tried to let one out, but failed!
Posted by:
Mommy boy Miz
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Date: April 17, 2017 06:18PM
Hi William. Wrote:
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> You're so pathetic. Chris fucking you up the ass?
> How does Sharon hold her shit in after you ass
> fuck her?
She always shits a bit when she is getting her cornhole plowed.
That is why I need to lick her clean when I'm done.
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> You're so pathetic. Chris fucking you up the ass?
> How does Sharon hold her shit in after you ass
> fuck her?
She always shits a bit when she is getting her cornhole plowed.
That is why I need to lick her clean when I'm done.
Re: I tried to let one out, but failed!
Posted by:
size matters
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Date: April 23, 2017 03:10PM
Hi William. Wrote:
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> You're so pathetic. Chris fucking you up the ass?
> How does Sharon hold her shit in after you ass
> fuck her?
Miz's dick is smaller than Sharon's poop.
Actually, it is smaller than a chihuahua poop.
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> You're so pathetic. Chris fucking you up the ass?
> How does Sharon hold her shit in after you ass
> fuck her?
Miz's dick is smaller than Sharon's poop.
Actually, it is smaller than a chihuahua poop.