Be crippled and brain damaged from stroke
Have my birthday
Son makes me a weird birthday card with his shitty art
Gets me the cheapest plant from a grocery store florist
Price tag still on birthday present
Stupid wife puts retarded hat on my head at restaurant
Teenage waiter can't understand my order due to my slurring
Stupid wife orders me the worst item on the menu
Someone please stab me
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