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Gerrymanderer sure is envious of white people!
Posted by: where TF is my slurpee?!? ()
Date: April 16, 2017 03:15PM

Gerry, being white isn't QUITE as awesome as it seems on television. It carries a LOT of responsibilities that you can't even imagine. I think you would find it very hard.

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Re: Gerrymanderer sure is envious of white people!
Posted by: eVnxT ()
Date: April 16, 2017 03:22PM

Gerry is a white 30-something who lives with his parents.

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Re: Gerrymanderer sure is envious of white people!
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: April 16, 2017 03:38PM

eVnxT Wrote:
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> Gerry is a white 30-something who lives with his
> parents.


Ahhhh, poor kid.

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Re: Gerrymanderer sure is envious of white people!
Posted by: eTvcX ()
Date: April 16, 2017 03:41PM

eVnxT Wrote:
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> Gerry is a white 30-something who lives with his
> parents.


People do not live with their parents after age 18 unless they are severely handicapped. Why do you lie?

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Re: Gerrymanderer sure is envious of white people!
Posted by: Cum Breath ()
Date: April 16, 2017 03:41PM

where TF is my slurpee?!? Wrote:
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> Gerry, being white isn't QUITE as awesome as it
> seems on television. It carries a LOT of
> responsibilities that you can't even imagine. I
> think you would find it very hard.

Your Mom and your wife finds Gerry very hard and very attractive. They've been bonking Gerry in the back of your trailer for months. Every time they kiss you they have Gerry semen in their mouths.

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Re: Gerrymanderer sure is envious of white people!
Posted by: Gerrytardz!!! LOLZ! ()
Date: April 16, 2017 08:26PM

Cum Breath Wrote:
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>
> Your Mom and your wife find Gerry very hard-working when he comes to do the landscaping. They've been teaching Gerry to clean up the dogshit outisde the back of your trailer for months. Every time
> they kick Gerry's he tries harder to do a good job.

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Re: Gerrymanderer sure is envious of white people!
Posted by: Goatfuckerer2 ()
Date: April 16, 2017 08:33PM

Cum Breath Wrote:
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> where TF is my slurpee?!? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Gerry, being white isn't QUITE as awesome as it
> > seems on television. It carries a LOT of
> > responsibilities that you can't even imagine. I
> > think you would find it very hard.
>
> Your Mom and your wife finds Gerry very hard and
> very attractive. They've been bonking Gerry in
> the back of your trailer for months. Every time
> they kiss you they have Gerry semen in their
> mouths.

Yuck, Ravi's 2" pecker would smell like goat and curry. No chick would want that mess.

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