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Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Fail Safe ()
Date: October 06, 2009 04:15PM

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: October 06, 2009 04:17PM

It's a good thing they screw the mirrors to the wall at Red Roof Inns.

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Fail Safe ()
Date: October 06, 2009 04:19PM

If you zoom in, you can see the red bumps on her inner thighs from the cheap razor she uses to shave.

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: October 06, 2009 04:22PM

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Date: October 06, 2009 04:37PM

Where is the NSFW THREAD TITLE!!!1

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: October 06, 2009 04:38PM

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: WTFO ()
Date: October 06, 2009 04:40PM

How come those mirrors get more pussy than me!?

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: October 06, 2009 04:44PM

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Fail Safe ()
Date: October 06, 2009 04:44PM

WTFO Wrote:
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> How come those mirrors get more pussy than me!?


It's not so much pussy as it is dried up beef curtains.

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: October 06, 2009 04:44PM

All that girl can do is face the wall. Of course, anything would be better than looking at ink-tard. Gouging her own eyes out was probably on her mind.

Thank god she escaped, with hopefully only minor injuries post-fisting.

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Fail Safe ()
Date: October 06, 2009 04:46PM

inkahootz Wrote:
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> Because you are Fairy Safe and you look like an
> adult version of this:



Completely spot on.

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: October 06, 2009 04:47PM

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Fail Safe ()
Date: October 06, 2009 04:50PM

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: October 06, 2009 04:50PM

Can you all imagine just how mentally unstable that poor girl had to be to spend even 5 minutes with Ink-tard? I mean, lets get real. He's got anger issues, alcohol issues, pedophilia issues...the list goes on.

I can only hope that Russian-looking thang from Great Falls escaped unharmed too. She looked even whackier than the FL skank. Wide-set eyes, crazed look on her face. Unreal.

Ugh.

Inky....just cut it off and save the women of America the risk of your presence.

FFS!

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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: October 06, 2009 04:56PM

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Fail Safe ()
Date: October 06, 2009 04:59PM

inkahootz Wrote:
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> Fairy Safe's first and last in house
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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Date: October 06, 2009 05:01PM

If you mean "Hot" as in "her beef curtain was hot with a rash," then "yes." Bar skanks are hot.

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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: October 06, 2009 05:01PM

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Concierge Level ()
Date: October 06, 2009 05:07PM

inkahootz Wrote:
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> Weak comeback, Fairy Safe! Now time for your
> imaginary caped crusader partner to diss me!


Hey Inka- did you ever eat at Schaefer's Chinese Restaurant?

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: matt2 ()
Date: October 06, 2009 05:09PM

fairfaxdude Wrote:
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> Can you all imagine just how mentally unstable
> that poor girl had to be to spend even 5 minutes
> with Ink-tard? I mean, lets get real. He's got
> anger issues, alcohol issues, pedophilia
> issues...the list goes on.
>


I think inkahootz is looking for a psychiatrist. That dude is nuts. He barely has a grasp on reality, and he certainly isn't fit to be a member of society. He's fucked up.

He was willing to fight random people at the Mclean Pub because he thought he met the mythical "bob", and it took several people to talk him down off of his ledge.

He is a nut case. He's insane. He's a certifiable lunatic, or even worse, a violent criminal.

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: October 06, 2009 05:11PM

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: October 06, 2009 05:13PM

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Fail Safe ()
Date: October 06, 2009 05:20PM

inkahootz Wrote:
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> Hey Thursty, I'm on my way over to your house
> right now! lol



And you call me a stalker.

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: October 06, 2009 05:30PM

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: October 06, 2009 05:50PM

LMAO....and the lastest ink-tard threat!

Pub
From: inkahootz
To:
fairfaxdude
/ Fail Safe
Date: 10/06/2009 05:47PM

fairy safe,


Pub...7 pm...faggot!

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Hotel Chain ()
Date: October 06, 2009 05:51PM

LMAO- Inkahootz eats at Schaefer's Chinese Restaurant!!!

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: October 06, 2009 05:51PM

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: October 06, 2009 05:52PM

Hotel Chain Wrote:
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> LMAO- Inkahootz eats at Schaefer's Chinese
> Restaurant!!!


WTF is Schaefer's?

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Fail Safe ()
Date: October 06, 2009 05:56PM

inkahootz Wrote:
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> What...are you guys too busy fucking each other up
> the ass? lol


Ah, the tried and true gay comeback. An inkahootz classic.

Inka, no matter how much you call people fags and brag about your "hot" girlfriends, it doesn't make up for your tent pole arms and high pitched voice. :-(

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: October 06, 2009 05:59PM

LOL FS

I just called the PUB and warned them that their favorite drunken lout of a customer was on his way.

Their response? "Oh good fucking lord--AGAIN?"

Priceless.

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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: October 06, 2009 06:08PM

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: October 06, 2009 06:09PM

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Fail Safe ()
Date: October 06, 2009 06:11PM

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: October 06, 2009 06:13PM

Fail Safe Wrote:
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+1 lol

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: October 06, 2009 06:14PM

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

im laughing so hard I couldnt type for a minute.

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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: October 06, 2009 06:15PM

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Fail Safe ()
Date: October 06, 2009 06:16PM

inkahootz Wrote:
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> Why does it say bblister's on that gif? HHHMMMM?


We are all one, inkahootz.

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 06, 2009 06:17PM

i was contracted. sort of like your girlfriends getting syphilis

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Date: October 06, 2009 06:17PM

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Fail Safe ()
Date: October 06, 2009 06:20PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> i was contracted. sort of like your girlfriends
> getting syphilis


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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Got Ink? ()
Date: October 07, 2009 09:07AM

How come the tramp stamps do not match up on those chicks?

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: @nswer ()
Date: October 07, 2009 09:22AM

Got Ink? Wrote:
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> How come the tramp stamps do not match up on those
> chicks?


because the tapout tat is a photoshop

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: October 07, 2009 10:04AM

Look at the french manicure nails. How Manassas.

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: October 07, 2009 11:15AM

That fisting GIF is an instant classic. Well done.

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: October 07, 2009 11:18AM

I'd have to vote "Best of All Time" on that one!

Notice the skinny, limpish wrist. Perfect Inky representation.

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 07, 2009 11:28AM

to give credit where credit is due, it was failsafe's idea.

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: October 07, 2009 11:46AM

496 Wrote:
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> That fisting GIF is an instant classic. Well done.

+1. Brilliant.

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: October 07, 2009 11:47AM

That one ranks up there with the Meeper Michael Jackson memorial poster.

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: October 07, 2009 12:14PM

ITRADE Wrote:
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> That one ranks up there with the Meeper Michael
> Jackson memorial poster.


I liked my FU Grand Theft Auto poster better than the MJ one. But probably cuz I learned some new techniques while doing it.

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: October 07, 2009 12:17PM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> ITRADE Wrote:
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> > That one ranks up there with the Meeper Michael
> > Jackson memorial poster.
>
>
> I liked my FU Grand Theft Auto poster better than
> the MJ one. But probably cuz I learned some new
> techniques while doing it.

Better post the both of them for comparison...

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: October 07, 2009 12:19PM

Concur

post both...then vote. Acorn will assist in signature gathering.

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: October 07, 2009 12:20PM

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: October 07, 2009 12:25PM

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 07, 2009 12:27PM

hahaha both are very good. i like the GTA style underground better though

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Wahhh ()
Date: October 07, 2009 12:29PM

I have to say the MJ memorial. All the little particulars - the tear on the eagle, the pepsi logo, the similarities to many 9-11 memorials, etc. - makes this a true work of art.

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: October 07, 2009 12:34PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> hahaha both are very good. i like the GTA style
> underground better though


There are things on there that you probably wouldn't get unless you've been here a few years (cop parked on sidewalk, the GMU sign, and the "blue mage" pic.

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: October 07, 2009 12:37PM

They're both great because they're unique to the subject. The Grand Theft poster is hilarious due to all of the inside jokes - LOLcats, illegal immigrants, the Troll, etc. The MJ poster is awesome due to the parody of the 9-11 memorials. The ORLY owl lasering MJ's hair is the best part of that poster.

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 07, 2009 12:39PM

he nailed the text in the GTA poster. the pictures around capture everything of the underground while still keeping the GTA style. the filter on them makes them look video game like. there is even a content rating. spot on perfection i would say

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: October 07, 2009 12:40PM

The only references I don't get from the GTA poster is the blue mage, and the cat in front of the apartment building. I think I get the rest of them.

EDIT: The MJ poster is awesome in a more general sense.

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: October 07, 2009 12:45PM


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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: October 07, 2009 12:46PM

Someone broke into GMU years ago wearing a blue hoodie. One of the security cams caught them. Somebody here, either Reston Peace or Gravis, started a thread called something like "Blue Mage level 30 robs GMU". This was really long ago.

The cat in front of Tycon Tower, I just thought it would look retarded.

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Re: Bar Skanks - Hot or Not?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: October 07, 2009 12:53PM

Priceless.

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