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Jon and Kate Cannot Spell
Posted by: Wahhh ()
Date: October 05, 2009 03:30PM

I was reading this article, http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33173858/ns/today-today_people/ , and it had the following photo in the story. Hilarious:
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Re: Jon and Kate Cannot Spell
Date: October 05, 2009 03:34PM

Wahhh Wrote:
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> I was reading this article,
> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33173858/ns/today-toda
> y_people/ , and it had the following photo in the
> story. Hilarious:


Apparently he spelled his name right when he emptied their joint bank account of $200K....

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/10/05/2009-10-05_jon_gosselin_secretly_empties_out_200000_from_kates_bank_account.html

And here I was thinking she was the unreasonable psycho. Hmmm.

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Re: Jon and Kate Cannot Spell
Posted by: Wahhh ()
Date: October 05, 2009 03:36PM

I believe both are a bit nutty at this point. Amazing that they split really, they seem so right for one another now.



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Re: Jon and Kate Cannot Spell
Posted by: Jester ()
Date: October 05, 2009 03:38PM

I can't stand that whiney little bitch. She plays this "I am Mrs perfect" in the media and then behind the scenes is a total bitch to everyone.

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Re: Jon and Kate Cannot Spell
Date: October 05, 2009 03:39PM

Wahhh Wrote:
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> I believe both are a bit nutty at this point.
> Amazing that they split really, they seem so right
> for one another now.


Given how far off the fucking reservation they have both gone in just a matter of months, it is stunning they kept the facade up on the show for as long as they did.

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Re: Jon and Kate Cannot Spell
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: October 05, 2009 03:39PM

I predict a dramatic TLC "reunion", just in time for the next season.

Key highlights: Kate schtups the math tutor, Jon has a DL liason with the burly drywaller from down the street.

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Re: Jon and Kate Cannot Spell
Date: October 05, 2009 03:46PM

fairfaxdude Wrote:
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> I predict a dramatic TLC "reunion", just in time
> for the next season.
>
> Key highlights: Kate schtups the math tutor, Jon
> has a DL liason with the burly drywaller from down
> the street.


This has gotten too ugly for that. However, for the next few decades I expect to see tell-all books, reality series and tabloid stories involving the kids.

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Re: Jon and Kate Cannot Spell
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: October 05, 2009 03:51PM

The show just needs to move over to MTV. Jon and Kate "The Real World." Then Jon and Kate can get into arguements, they can get drunk and sleep around.

Maybe even a show where Jon has to pick from 8 different slutty women all begging for his attention.



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Re: Jon and Kate Cannot Spell
Date: October 05, 2009 03:52PM

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Re: Jon and Kate Cannot Spell
Posted by: National Institute of Manhood ()
Date: October 05, 2009 04:38PM

Attention: All males who have posted on this thread with genuine interest have been assessed 25 homo points, effective immediately.

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Re: Jon and Kate Cannot Spell
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: October 05, 2009 05:56PM

What I think is really disgusting is that nobody, not these Jon and Kate people, not TLC, not the media, not the posters in this thread, nobody gives a shit how fucked up these kids are going to be when they're older.

We lament their unfortunate predicament while simultaneously being the cause of it. We hang on to all the little details that we would ordinarily think are mundane, just because they're on the moving picture box. Everybody loves a train wreck, sure, but at what point does it stop being reality and start becoming pornography?

WTL made what I think is an accurate prediction; we enjoyed watching Ozzy be a crazy old man, but not half as much as we enjoyed watching how bad his kids fucked up. Jon and Kate will limp on for another season or two before watching it is just... uncomfortable. Then, these poor kids will grow up stars of their reality TV show lives, and oh, how we'll enjoy watching them drink, fight, and fuck.

God bless America.

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Re: Jon and Kate Cannot Spell
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 05, 2009 06:04PM

amen

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Re: Jon and Kate Cannot Spell
Date: October 05, 2009 10:20PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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Jon and Kate will limp on for
> another season or two before watching it is
> just... uncomfortable. Then, these poor kids will
> grow up stars of their reality TV show lives, and
> oh, how we'll enjoy watching them drink, fight,
> and fuck.
>
> God bless America.


A glimpse at the future for these kids...



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Re: Jon and Kate Cannot Spell
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 06, 2009 04:39AM

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Re: Jon and Kate Cannot Spell
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: October 06, 2009 05:47AM

LOL: Jonny Fairplay - I went to college with that douche. His real name is Jon Dalton from Danville, VA. He was called "Lucas" in high school because it was the name of some retarded character in a movie that looked like him.

EDIT: Forgot to quote WTL's video of Bonaduce vs. Fairplay.

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Re: Jon and Kate Cannot Spell
Posted by: trogdor! ()
Date: October 06, 2009 07:57AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> What I think is really disgusting is that nobody,
> not these Jon and Kate people, not TLC, not the
> media, not the posters in this thread, nobody
> gives a shit how fucked up these kids are going to
> be when they're older.

I found this article dead on...

http://www.cracked.com/blog/columnist-watches-shitty-tv-regrets-it-immediately/

Skip to the Jon and Kate part...but the rest is hilarious too.

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Re: Jon and Kate Cannot Spell
Posted by: trogdor! ()
Date: October 06, 2009 08:00AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:

> Apparently he spelled his name right when he
> emptied their joint bank account of $200K....
>
> http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/10/05/2009-
> 10-05_jon_gosselin_secretly_empties_out_200000_fro
> m_kates_bank_account.html
>
> And here I was thinking she was the unreasonable
> psycho. Hmmm.


Well, give it a day or too. We may just find that the account had $801,000 in it and two days before Jon took out the $200,000, Kate took out $600,000 and moved it to her account. Both of these people should just go away.

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