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Buy Trump some peanuts and cracker jaaaackkk
Posted by: Trump Throws Like a Girl ()
Date: March 28, 2017 09:07PM

Hahaha - Trump turns down the invite to throw out a first pitch of the Nats home opener. Against his "winter home" team the Marlins.

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/03/will-donald-trump-throw-first-pitch-at-nationals-game-236590

Why? Every president since 1910 except Carter performed the ceremony.

Wanna know why? Cuz he's a punk. And he's fuckin weak. He knows he'll get booed.

His excuse - a scheduling conflict!

What trumptard bullshit is that? He's got time to fly to FL every weekend to go golfing, obviously he's a Joe Pro at shuffling stuff into that "busy" schedule of his.

Yet another lame excuse from the same jerkoff who hit the links during that big campaign promise to overturn Obamacare.

Don't tell us "scheduling conflict", you uncomfortable little bitch.

Just admit it, you know you are not wanted.

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Re: Buy Trump some peanuts and cracker jaaaackkk
Posted by: can't throw - small hands ()
Date: March 28, 2017 09:21PM

Also can't face being booed off the field. Also, the Secret Service doesn't fancy getting pelted with cups and bottles meant for Trump.

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Re: Buy Trump some peanuts and cracker jaaaackkk
Posted by: OP is a Catcher ()
Date: March 28, 2017 10:01PM

Throwing out the first pitch is the gayest thing done by any President.

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Re: Buy Trump some peanuts and cracker jaaaackkk
Posted by: Under the spotlight ()
Date: March 28, 2017 10:21PM

OP is a Catcher Wrote:
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> Throwing out the first pitch is the gayest thing
> done by any President.


Obviously not gay enough for Trump, he's thrown out first pitches as a candidate.

Why not now?

I thought he was some toughguy who "didn't care what libs think"?

That's what he told his voters. A strong man, very tough, and not afraid.

Why wimp out with a lame excuse now?

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Re: Buy Trump some peanuts and cracker jaaaackkk
Posted by: this is fucking pathetic ()
Date: March 28, 2017 10:24PM

Now, the libs attempt to discredit trump bc of throwing a pitch at a baseball game!!!

At least it's not completely made up like the Russia bullshit.

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Re: Buy Trump some peanuts and cracker jaaaackkk
Posted by: monday 1:05 game time ()
Date: March 28, 2017 10:39PM

game starts on Monday at 1, what is trump's scheduling conflict? what do you think he'll be doing?

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Re: Buy Trump some peanuts and cracker jaaaackkk
Posted by: grophusharris ()
Date: March 29, 2017 12:23AM

I will be there with GF. Trump: low class/no class. Shame on him.

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Re: Buy Trump some peanuts and cracker jaaaackkk
Posted by: afraid lol ()
Date: March 29, 2017 06:10AM

Trump Throws Like a Girl Wrote:
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Wanna know why? Cuz he's a punk. And he's fuckin weak. He knows he'll get booed.

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Re: Buy Trump some peanuts and cracker jaaaackkk
Posted by: PC retards ()
Date: March 29, 2017 06:29AM

Trump is a really good athlete. He's won many golf tournaments and was a very good hs baseball player. Obama is a horrible golfer , got beat by Chris Christie in basketball, bowls a 36, throws like a fag , got stitches in his lip "playing" pickup basketball , wears mom jeans and a crooked bike helmet riding a beach cruiser bike. His wife complains of chronic BO.

Trump is Alfa . He does what he wants and doesn't give a fuck about the traditions of the incompetents that have run the country into a ditch.

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Re: Buy Trump some peanuts and cracker jaaaackkk
Posted by: PC retards ()
Date: March 29, 2017 06:37AM


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Re: Buy Trump some peanuts and cracker jaaaackkk
Posted by: fkos ()
Date: March 29, 2017 06:39AM

Haha fuckin butthurt bitch!!
Haha u got turnt down nigga!

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Re: Buy Trump some peanuts and cracker jaaaackkk
Posted by: 7dwDu ()
Date: March 29, 2017 06:42AM

they used to try to portray 0bama as a basketball player to give him some street cred and make him seem less of a pussy. then they realized he dribbles and shoots like a girl and his skinny little arms cramp up after a few minutes.

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Re: Buy Trump some peanuts and cracker jaaaackkk
Posted by: KKKillary KKKlinton ()
Date: March 29, 2017 07:07AM

Donald does not throw like a girl. He saved our lives when this gook threw a hand grenade on our position. The Prez caught the grenade with his left hand and threw it back at the gook. He hit that gook in the face and as he was dropping, the grenade exploded. We still laugh about during golf.
MAGA

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Re: Buy Trump some peanuts and cracker jaaaackkk
Posted by: That's a man baby ()
Date: March 29, 2017 07:15AM

OP is a Catcher Wrote:
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> Throwing out the first pitch is the gayest thing
> done by any President.


He married a dude, that's pretty gay

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Re: Buy Trump some peanuts and cracker jaaaackkk
Posted by: cpTKX ()
Date: March 29, 2017 07:15AM

Who the fuck would want to throw out the opening pitch for the Nationals?!?!?!?

Maybe if it was a winning team that made the playoffs and World Series.

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Re: Buy Trump some peanuts and cracker jaaaackkk
Posted by: Very fit and nimble ()
Date: March 29, 2017 08:05AM

PC retards Wrote:
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> Trump is a really good athlete.

lol. So is Meade Skelton.

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Re: Buy Trump some peanuts and cracker jaaaackkk
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: March 29, 2017 08:21AM

cpTKX Wrote:
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> Who the fuck would want to throw out the opening
> pitch for the Nationals?!?!?!?
>
> Maybe if it was a winning team that made the
> playoffs and World Series.


These idiots don't recall how Obama shamed Washington and his position when he donned a White Socks cap while not wearing a Nats jacket that was made for him when he threw out the first pitch.

Not to mention Trump came here not as a politician but as a businessman that is our president. Throwing out a pitch isn't going to make our country better.

Especially when the team is owned by the richest owner in baseball, the richest citizen of Maryland and a diehard Democrat who hire most of his staff directly from the DNC.

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Re: Buy Trump some peanuts and cracker jaaaackkk
Posted by: I won't play golf as pres ()
Date: March 29, 2017 08:28AM

Vexxxed Wrote:
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> cpTKX Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Who the fuck would want to throw out the
> opening
> > pitch for the Nationals?!?!?!?
> >
> > Maybe if it was a winning team that made the
> > playoffs and World Series.
>
>
> These idiots don't recall how Obama shamed
> Washington and his position when he donned a White
> Socks cap while not wearing a Nats jacket that was
> made for him when he threw out the first pitch.
>
> Not to mention Trump came here not as a politician
> but as a businessman that is our president.
> Throwing out a pitch isn't going to make our
> country better.
>
> Especially when the team is owned by the richest
> owner in baseball, the richest citizen of Maryland
> and a diehard Democrat who hire most of his staff
> directly from the DNC.


Does playing golf ake the country better?

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Re: Buy Trump some peanuts and cracker jaaaackkk
Posted by: He Was Pitching For America, so? ()
Date: March 29, 2017 08:31AM

Vexxxed Wrote:
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> cpTKX Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Who the fuck would want to throw out the
> opening
> > pitch for the Nationals?!?!?!?
> >
> > Maybe if it was a winning team that made the
> > playoffs and World Series.
>
>
> These idiots don't recall how Obama shamed
> Washington and his position when he donned a White
> Socks cap while not wearing a Nats jacket that was
> made for him when he threw out the first pitch.
>
> Not to mention Trump came here not as a politician
> but as a businessman that is our president.
> Throwing out a pitch isn't going to make our
> country better.
>
> Especially when the team is owned by the richest
> owner in baseball, the richest citizen of Maryland
> and a diehard Democrat who hire most of his staff
> directly from the DNC.

Time to move on, Vexxxy....to a retirement home. Obama is gone,Trump is President and should throw the first pitch. Even with his small hands. He's the one pushing for traditional American values i.e. Cheating on the wife, fucking the neighbors and business partners, bragging about his huge life, etc.
Trump wants to bring America together, then he should man up and get on the field.

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Re: Buy Trump some peanuts and cracker jaaaackkk
Posted by: doss ()
Date: March 29, 2017 08:35AM

Good call trumo, baseballs for spics, in the past some players had to sneak out of their country to play here.

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Re: Buy Trump some peanuts and cracker jaaaackkk
Posted by: punk motherfucker ()
Date: March 29, 2017 08:59AM

Vexxxed Wrote:
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> Not to mention Trump came here not as a politician
> but as a businessman that is our president.
> Throwing out a pitch isn't going to make our
> country better.


He's afraid he'll get booed and made fun of on tv, because Donald Trump is weak-ass bitch

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Re: Buy Trump some peanuts and cracker jaaaackkk
Posted by: fidd ()
Date: March 29, 2017 09:03AM

punk motherfucker Wrote:
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> Vexxxed Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Not to mention Trump came here not as a
> politician
> > but as a businessman that is our president.
> > Throwing out a pitch isn't going to make our
> > country better.
>
>
> He's afraid he'll get booed and made fun of on tv,
> because Donald Trump is weak-ass bitch

Yeah cuz thats what liberals do best, act like niggers mocking everyone.

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Re: Buy Trump some peanuts and cracker jaaaackkk
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: March 29, 2017 09:22AM

Trump Throws Like a Girl Wrote:
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> Hahaha - Trump turns down the invite to throw out
> a first pitch of the Nats home opener. Against
> his "winter home" team the Marlins.
>
> http://www.politico.com/story/2017/03/will-donald-
> trump-throw-first-pitch-at-nationals-game-236590
>
> Why? Every president since 1910 except Carter
> performed the ceremony.
>
> Wanna know why? Cuz he's a punk. And he's fuckin
> weak. He knows he'll get booed.
>
> His excuse - a scheduling conflict!
>
> What trumptard bullshit is that? He's got time to
> fly to FL every weekend to go golfing, obviously
> he's a Joe Pro at shuffling stuff into that "busy"
> schedule of his.
>
> Yet another lame excuse from the same jerkoff who
> hit the links during that big campaign promise to
> overturn Obamacare.
>
> Don't tell us "scheduling conflict", you
> uncomfortable little bitch.
>
> Just admit it, you know you are not wanted.
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Re: Buy Trump some peanuts and cracker jaaaackkk
Posted by: Trump's Hurt Feelings ()
Date: March 29, 2017 12:37PM

Obama was at least a good sport about it, he laughed off the jeers and marriage jokes about his pitches.

Trump don't have the cojones to act presidential. His ego gets bruised very easily.

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Re: Buy Trump some peanuts and cracker jaaaackkk
Posted by: The New American Chickens? ()
Date: March 29, 2017 12:51PM

fidd Wrote:
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> punk motherfucker Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Vexxxed Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Not to mention Trump came here not as a
> > politician
> > > but as a businessman that is our president.
> > > Throwing out a pitch isn't going to make our
> > > country better.
> >
> >
> > He's afraid he'll get booed and made fun of on
> tv,
> > because Donald Trump is weak-ass bitch
>
> Yeah cuz thats what liberals do best, act like
> niggers mocking everyone.

So Conservatives don't attend the "all American sport"? You do eat hot dogs and mom's apple pie, right?

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Re: Buy Trump some peanuts and cracker jaaaackkk
Posted by: Ravi ()
Date: March 29, 2017 12:58PM

Obama would crush Drumpf at cricket the sport of real men

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Re: Buy Trump some peanuts and cracker jaaaackkk
Posted by: Trump's Snowflakes ()
Date: March 29, 2017 01:21PM

The New American Chickens? Wrote:
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> You do eat hot dogs


he wolfs down his boyfriend's hot dog every night

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Re: Buy Trump some peanuts and cracker jaaaackkk
Posted by: $65k hot dog party ()
Date: March 29, 2017 01:23PM

Barry Soetero and Jon Podesta hosting a hot tub, hot dog party for the kids this weekend!

Not sure which NW DC mansion will host said event yet but rest assured there will be a plethora of different "sized" hot dogs and pizza!

He will not divid us nor stop our hot dog parties!

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Re: Buy Trump some peanuts and cracker jaaaackkk
Posted by: Jjhvkjbukc ()
Date: March 29, 2017 01:26PM

$65k hot dog party Wrote:
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> Barry Soetero and Jon Podesta hosting a hot tub,
> hot dog party for the kids this weekend!
>
> Not sure which NW DC mansion will host said event
> yet but rest assured there will be a plethora of
> different "sized" hot dogs and pizza!
>
> He will not divid us nor stop our hot dog parties!


Good to be rich

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Re: Buy Trump some peanuts and cracker jaaaackkk
Posted by: get medieval on their ass ()
Date: March 29, 2017 01:35PM

$65k hot dog party Wrote:
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> Barry Soetero and Jon Podesta hosting a hot tub,
> hot dog party for the kids this weekend!
>
> Not sure which NW DC mansion will host said event
> yet but rest assured there will be a plethora of
> different "sized" hot dogs and pizza!
>
> He will not divid us nor stop our hot dog parties!


Hopefully someone gets comet pizza on their pedo asses

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