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Camel Toe Parade in Arlington today
Posted by: Vagina Review ()
Date: March 25, 2017 07:04PM

Went down to Arlington today and spent the day wandering around with a couple friends.

Observation: I wish I was the guy who invented Yoga pants because I shit you not, 99 out of 100 women are wearing them today in Arlington. Now, in the interest of full disclosure, quite a few of the ones I saw should never wear Yoga pants again. Ladies, you can have a flabby blubbery cottage cheese ass and wear yoga pants. You also cant have thunder thighs and expect to look good in those things. And for God's sake, if you're gonna show camel toe, make sure your vagina doesn't look like Homer Simpsons mouth!

And to the guys wearing Yoga pants (yes there were a few), PLEASE DIE!

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Re: Camel Toe Parade in Arlington today
Posted by: VTTV ()
Date: March 25, 2017 07:09PM

so glad they make leggings for men now!

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Re: Camel Toe Parade in Arlington today
Posted by: nNWPk ()
Date: March 25, 2017 10:09PM

You must have been in Clarendon. Warm weekends bring out the camel toes.

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Re: Camel Toe Parade in Arlington today
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: March 25, 2017 11:12PM

Introducing the most horrible invention ever invented. The Camel Toe Killer.
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Re: Camel Toe Parade in Arlington today
Posted by: Apoo ()
Date: March 25, 2017 11:25PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Introducing the most horrible invention ever
> invented. The Camel Toe Killer.



You smelly paki's are camel fuckers. So that definitely makes up for it.

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Re: Camel Toe Parade in Arlington today
Posted by: D'OHnald ()
Date: March 26, 2017 03:30PM

This is the Trump version of Yoga pants.

No wonder Trump has been bankrupt multiple times.

Disgusting!
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Re: Camel Toe Parade in Arlington today
Posted by: So now size matters ()
Date: March 26, 2017 03:37PM

Quote
Sally Miller, Bill Clinton's mistress for 10 years
“Bill could sometimes be a clown in the bedroom and… I soon guessed why. As long as our relationship stayed playful, I might not take a ‘second look’ at the size of his penis. Yes, it performed well but, it was a little-boy penis that just never quite–grew-up.”

http://dailycaller.com/2016/05/03/alleged-mistress-bill-clinton-is-hung-like-a-child/#ixzz4cSjFDft2

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Re: Camel Toe Parade in Arlington today
Posted by: Size Does Matter ()
Date: March 26, 2017 03:45PM

He's on his 3rd wife for the same reason he had to pull out on TrumpCare and his current mail order commie whore wife lives and sleeps somewhere else.

Can't deliver a decent package.

:=)
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Re: Camel Toe Parade in Arlington today
Posted by: Ugay? ()
Date: March 26, 2017 09:26PM

Vagina Review Wrote:
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> Went down to Arlington today and spent the day
> wandering around with a couple friends.
>
> Observation: I wish I was the guy who invented
> Yoga pants because I shit you not, 99 out of 100
> women are wearing them today in Arlington. Now, in
> the interest of full disclosure, quite a few of
> the ones I saw should never wear Yoga pants again.
> Ladies, you can have a flabby blubbery cottage
> cheese ass and wear yoga pants. You also cant have
> thunder thighs and expect to look good in those
> things. And for God's sake, if you're gonna show
> camel toe, make sure your vagina doesn't look like
> Homer Simpsons mouth!
>
> And to the guys wearing Yoga pants (yes there were
> a few), PLEASE DIE!

Are u gay? My bf loves my thick lipped tight pussy.

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Re: Camel Toe Parade in Arlington today
Posted by: HJHDP ()
Date: March 27, 2017 01:32PM

Maybe the camel toe teens who got kicked off the plane need to move to Arlington.

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Re: Camel Toe Parade in Arlington today
Posted by: mPccm ()
Date: March 27, 2017 04:00PM

arlington will get a "camel toe day" when they're dear government officials inform the public is is part of their "agenda" thereforce everyone must participate

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Re: Camel Toe Parade in Arlington today
Posted by: NippleChuck ()
Date: March 27, 2017 06:29PM

That Kristy camel toe is grand.

Nip
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Re: Camel Toe Parade in Arlington today
Posted by: Fapping Matieral For Vexxxed ()
Date: March 27, 2017 06:51PM

This will get Vexxxed to lock himself in his room with a bag of socks for the next 3 weeks.
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