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R.I.P. William Moreno (1983-2017)
Posted by:
Mourner
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Date: March 24, 2017 07:24PM
This is a recount of what happened:
Moreno had gone out on his usual Friday afternoon drive—inconspicuously rolling up and down the street alongside the local playground. He watched the children play as while slowly eased the willy out of his briefs. Unexpectedly, some premature ooze began to leak out of his cocktail frank. He couldn't hold it in any longer....annnd splat! He blew a load all over the windshield. Too bad windshield wipers don't come installed on the inside of a car. So then he couldn't see...has one hand on the wheel and the other on the glass trying to wipe off the product of his loins. All while his foot is still on the gas pedal. And before you know it, he crashed right into pole. Then the cops came by and arrested him for indecent exposure and reckless driving. They threw him in the slammer, and Moreno began boasting to his cellmates about the kids he wanted to bang. The other inmates didn't like pedophiles, so they proceeded to beat him to death.
Moreno had gone out on his usual Friday afternoon drive—inconspicuously rolling up and down the street alongside the local playground. He watched the children play as while slowly eased the willy out of his briefs. Unexpectedly, some premature ooze began to leak out of his cocktail frank. He couldn't hold it in any longer....annnd splat! He blew a load all over the windshield. Too bad windshield wipers don't come installed on the inside of a car. So then he couldn't see...has one hand on the wheel and the other on the glass trying to wipe off the product of his loins. All while his foot is still on the gas pedal. And before you know it, he crashed right into pole. Then the cops came by and arrested him for indecent exposure and reckless driving. They threw him in the slammer, and Moreno began boasting to his cellmates about the kids he wanted to bang. The other inmates didn't like pedophiles, so they proceeded to beat him to death.
Re: R.I.P. William Moreno (1983-2017)
Posted by:
ebVGe
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Date: March 24, 2017 07:25PM
Fail
Re: R.I.P. William Moreno (1983-2017)
Posted by:
xHdtE
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Date: March 24, 2017 07:26PM
Win
Re: R.I.P. William Moreno (1983-2017)
Posted by:
Monique
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Date: March 24, 2017 07:27PM
I never cared for him.
Re: R.I.P. William Moreno (1983-2017)
Posted by:
Lizzie the convict
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Date: March 24, 2017 07:29PM
Monique Wrote:
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> I never cared for him.
Me either.
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> I never cared for him.
Me either.
Re: R.I.P. William Moreno (1983-2017)
Posted by:
nopeuhhuh
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Date: March 24, 2017 08:17PM
Horrible
Re: R.I.P. William Moreno (1983-2017)
Posted by:
it lives
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Date: March 24, 2017 08:57PM
Too good to be true, unfortunately.
Re: R.I.P. William Moreno (1983-2017)
Posted by:
w0w
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Date: March 24, 2017 09:18PM
most people with austium die at 37 he died a bit earlier
Re: R.I.P. William Moreno (1983-2017)
Posted by:
Chris Hansen
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Date: March 25, 2017 03:25AM
R.I.P. Moreno. May peace ve with you.
Re: R.I.P. William Moreno (1983-2017)
Posted by:
He's joined Starban
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Date: March 25, 2017 03:32AM
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Re: R.I.P. William Moreno (1983-2017)
Posted by:
Wishful thinking
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Date: March 25, 2017 01:43PM
Chris Hansen Wrote:
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> R.I.P. Moreno. May peace ve with you.
And he almost got to star on your show!
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> R.I.P. Moreno. May peace ve with you.
And he almost got to star on your show!
Re: R.I.P. William Moreno (1983-2017)
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RIP Starban
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Date: March 25, 2017 08:56PM
William Moreno abuses animals. Body count is one cat, two ferrets, ...?
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Re: R.I.P. William Moreno (1983-2017)
Posted by:
revenge of the animals
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Date: March 25, 2017 09:05PM
Poetic justice would have William killed by being kicked by a horse, or torn apart by a pack of pit bulls. Better yet a ferret could gnaw off his 2-inch pecker and bb-balls while he sleeps.
Why didn't Lizzie think to tie Miz to the bed, put peanut butter on his crotch and release her ferrets on him?
Why didn't Lizzie think to tie Miz to the bed, put peanut butter on his crotch and release her ferrets on him?
Re: R.I.P. William Moreno (1983-2017)
Posted by:
Who is Starban?
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Date: March 29, 2017 01:28PM
Who is Starban?
Re: R.I.P. William Moreno (1983-2017)
Posted by:
Miz the Animal Abuser
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Date: March 29, 2017 01:32PM
Starban was a family cat that William Moreno tortured and killed. William also killed two ferrets owned by Monique Wells.
Re: R.I.P. William Moreno (1983-2017)
Posted by:
bumperman
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Date: April 16, 2017 02:41PM
bump