Home•Fairfax General Forum•Arrest/Ticket Search•Wiki new•Pictures/Videos•Chat•Articles•Links•About
Off-Topic :  Fairfax Underground fairfax underground logo
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Goto Topic: Previous•Next
Go to: Forum List•Back to Forum•Post New Topic•Search•Log In•Print View
Is it a crime to add semen to someone's food if it's cooked thoroughly?
Posted by: I have no diseases or malidies ()
Date: March 23, 2017 09:29AM

Just curious if someone ever found out that I add my own nut juice to the food that I bring to work and leave in the lunch room if I would get in trouble.

I like to bake and I also like to beat off, so I figured why waste the spooge!

Options: Reply•Quote
Re: Is it a crime to add semen to someone's food if it's cooked thoroughly?
Posted by: Hi William. ()
Date: March 23, 2017 09:47AM

Everyone knows you don't have a job. But if you want to put your special sauce in food you share with your parents, I'm sure they would love it.

Options: Reply•Quote
Re: Is it a crime to add semen to someone's food if it's cooked thoroughly?
Posted by: kwFbW ()
Date: March 23, 2017 09:54AM

Funny you mention a subject like this. some friends and myself went to a party once that lasted well into the next morning. When we left everyone was either passed out or the others have left but before leaving each one of us, there were 5 of us, jacked off into the Ranch salad dressing that was in the refrigerator. Always wondered who the unlucky recipient was of that.

Options: Reply•Quote
Re: Is it a crime to add semen to someone's food if it's cooked thoroughly?
Posted by: I have no diseases or malidies ()
Date: March 23, 2017 10:00AM

I'm cooking mine, so even if there is the slightest chance of any germs, they are killed in the baking process.

It does amaze me how trusting people are of their coworkers that leave baked goods in the lunch room. I'm sure it's both, men and women eating my cum filled goodies! I think it's hilarious!

Options: Reply•Quote
Re: Is it a crime to add semen to someone's food if it's cooked thoroughly?
Posted by: coffee creamer ()
Date: March 23, 2017 10:01AM

What in the holy fuck is wrong with you people?
Everyone knows that you only jackoff into half and half!

Options: Reply•Quote
Re: Is it a crime to add semen to someone's food if it's cooked thoroughly?
Posted by: jdps ()
Date: March 23, 2017 10:10AM

I jack off in all public soap dispensers and jizz all over toilet paper, u wipe ur ass hole with my cum

Options: Reply•Quote
Re: Is it a crime to add semen to someone's food if it's cooked thoroughly?
Posted by: hello miz...um Arthur ()
Date: March 23, 2017 10:12AM

Busy early today huh Arthur?

Options: Reply•Quote


Go to: Forum List•Back to Forum•Search•Log In
Your Name: 
Your Email (Optional): 
Subject: 
Attach a file
  • No file can be larger than 75 MB
  • All files together cannot be larger than 300 MB
  • 30 more file(s) can be attached to this message
Spam prevention:
Please, enter the code that you see below in the input field. This is for blocking bots that try to post this form automatically.
 ********  **     **  ********        **  **    ** 
 **        **     **     **           **  ***   ** 
 **        **     **     **           **  ****  ** 
 ******    **     **     **           **  ** ** ** 
 **        **     **     **     **    **  **  **** 
 **        **     **     **     **    **  **   *** 
 ********   *******      **      ******   **    **
This forum powered by Phorum.