http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/21/health/autism-injury-deaths-study/


Preventable injuries often lead to death among people with autism, a new study says. They are three times more likely than the general population to die because of injuries, according to the study, published Tuesday in the American Journal of Public Health.

For children and young teens with this developmental disability, the numbers are more striking: They are 40 times more likely to die from injury than the general child population, researchers said. Drowning is the most common fatal injury among children with autism.
People diagnosed with an autism spectrum disorder, which causes challenges with social skills and communication, die at an average age of just 36, noted the researchers. For the general population, life expectancy is 72.


"Injury deaths in autistic adults are disproportionately due to asphyxiation and suffocation, and injury deaths in autistic children are much more likely caused by drowning," said Li, who is also a professor of epidemiology at Columbia's Mailman School of Public Health.



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I thought eesh was no longer posting on FFXU?

LIKE YOU ASSHOLE!

so fascinated with autism?

Why is eesh........ Wrote:
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> so fascinated with autism?




I like helping people. :)

Can we get some kind of countdown clock anchored on every page of this site? It would provide some solace knowing the time we have to tolerate the banned pedophile Miz is getting shorter.

William Moreno has another year-and-a-half yet to go. Unless Monique gets released early and kills him sooner.

is to get out before miz self-destructs.

sad sad sad william might die soon how old is he now?

Eesh welcome back. A moon calf for you.

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I do believe that was a very unsubtle jab to one William Moreno.

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Autistic

Ass Burgers is a term which grew out of the wild and competitive "Publish or Perish" medical research establishment. A certain kike named Dr. Hans Asperger, due to his Jew instinct to make up nonexistent diseases to scam otherwise normal people out of their money, had the brilliant idea of putting all the psychopaths with no or little social skills in one group and diagnosed them with a new mental illness: AUTISM. (The name itself is a euphemism for what he called "Autistic Sociopaths"). Like all mental illness there is absolutely no physical evidence that it actually exists; but for expecting parents it replaces Down's Syndrome as the number one disorder they fear their child will develop. It differs from High Functioning Autism in that it was considered utter bullshit before it was popular to invent psychiatric disorders



Asperger-monsters are the most self-centred, selfish pieces of shit on the planet. Devoid of empathy, social reasoning, social context, or self-awareness, they are sociopaths in another name, who live to collect and catalogue items like barcodes, bottletops, and plastic crap by any means possible including murder. Common symptoms of Asperger's Syndrome include failing at social interaction and empathy, failing at communication, failing at getting a job, failing at life, failing at hygiene, becoming obsessed with animu or video games, and breaking out into fits of Stress™ when their strict routines are broken or when they're asked to stop being lazy, self-serving leeches living off the government and their parents, and it is almost certainly a choice.

Such losers believe that having Asperger's Syndrome excuses all forms of social retardation, attention whoring and shitty self-absorbed bullshit, while also allowing them to lay claim to its supposed symptom of "higher than average levels of intelligence".

For these reasons, Asperger's Syndrome has greatly outstripped ADHD as the chic diagnosis of choice for prettymuch every group of retards on the internet. It is no wonder then that all people with Asperger's Syndrome are fugly.

Interestingly, the effects of longterm neglect in early childhood is nearly identical to Asperger's Syndrome, which itself can be fairly compared to psycopathy and sociopathy. This proves to be a good argument for drastic measures, as evidenced here. Be sure to thank the nearest Aspie for drawing Sonic the Hedgehog porn rather than killing and eating neurotypicals.
AssBurger has become a fad for those seeking to garner attention unto themselves. In the fine, hallowed tradition of disease whores everywhere, many of today's youth expertly design a disease which kills two birds with one stone by:

Assuming others are born normal rather than work at it, giving the self-proclaimed Aspie an excuse not to make an effort to develop social skills, andAssuming they were born smart, rather than merely having had more exposure to books and computers because no one wanted to be around them.

AssBurger has become a fad for those seeking to garner attention unto themselves. In the fine, hallowed tradition of disease whores everywhere, many of today's youth expertly design a disease which kills two birds with one stone by:

Assuming others are born normal rather than work at it, giving the self-proclaimed Aspie an excuse not to make an effort to develop social skills, andAssuming they were born smart, rather than merely having had more exposure to books and computers because no one wanted to be around them.

Want to find out if you can justify your failed life with Asperger's? Take the test!

Also known as .



A-Monsters
Ass Burgers
Assburgerers
Assburpers
Asspie Syndrome
BAWWWWWtism
Butt Sandwich's Syndrome
Cerebral lawlzy
H.I.T.M.E. (kinda like HIV is to AIDS, this is to the A.U.T.I.S.M.)High-functioning
autism
Loltism
NOTism
Spergs
Subhuman meat calculators

It's common knowledge that asspies don't give two shits about anything but themselves. Asspies are selfish, narcissistic assholes who expect the motherland to feel remorse for putting up such an offensive article. However, they do not care about women, nigras, homosexuals, WTC, abortion, animal abuse politics, or anything that doesn't relate to people licking their burger-asses. So, being typical faggots, they do what they do best: bitch and moan.

It should also be noted that asspies tend to compare themselves to famous asspies in history, failing to realize that those people succeeded in life and aren't basement dwelling rejects. So the next time you hear an asspie compare himself to Einstein, feel free to redirect him to Chris-chan but more importantly, remind them that Einstein was very capable of getting laid and was also well known for his sexual conquests. Furthermore, Einstein wasn't some fat ass piece of shit who used the Assburgers' excuse to get out of gym class but was rather adept at soccer and other sports.

They also posthumously diagnose people like Einstein or Dirac, who might very well have fucking hated and rejected the idea of "aspergers" on both logical and ethical grounds. It is also interesting to note that they only ever diagnose with Assburgers deceased historical figures who are overwhelmingly considered history's 'good guys' - you will never hear these people claim that Hitler or Caligula were asspies, despite what some historians now believe.

Assburgers is a made-up disease, most common in overachieving middle-class families, because little Johnny is either a social outcast, or is just acting fucking retarded. The parents diagnose their child, and the "doctors" go along with and encourage it because of the money it generates for them. It's a self-perpetuating cycle. Fuckers. The truth is, the Assburgers diagnosis has become popular with parents because they need a good excuse as to why their "retarded children are dumb faggots who will be dying alone."

Standard symptoms



The diagnostic criteria were established by John Harvey Kellogg in 1888 and consist of the following:

You talk about things that nobody cares about.
Wearing other things that nobody wears.
The refusal to accept constructive criticism or responsibility for your actions.
Your friends are either way out of your age group, imaginary or are woodland creatures, none of which are good things.
Missing social cues when you act like a fuck-up in public.
Asking extremely obvious questions you already know the answer to.
Telling various sob stories about being misunderstood/discriminated against.
Ending said sob story on the note that you wouldn't want to be rid of your 'condition' anyway since you are actually smarter than most everyone else and probably the next step in evolution, (like an xmans!!)Hand flapping.
Tourette's SyndromeYou watch and enjoy programing that you are far too old for - such as My Little Pony, Pokemon, Sonic the Hedgehog and Thomas the Tank Engine.
Walking around in circles or moving parts of your body like you are on drugs.Mumbling to yourself in class like a retard.
Ruining the internet[1]Talking with a robotic accent - see LulzcastNot getting the hint in social situations.
Nerd rage over the most trivial bullshit.Constantly stammering and stumbling over your sentences.
Having multiple LiveJournals for the different "aspects of your personality", one of which is naturally filled with slash.Thinking that everyone else is the one with the problem.Thinking Lawyers can save their asses against the internets and LulzHaving an unnatural obsession with elevators.
Possessing a massive victim complex about how the evil NTs are making your selfish life hard.
Addiction to AnimeBelieving that fictional characters actually exist.
Continously fapping their curved penis.
Giving a flicker of the eyes when looking at someone.
You claim to have no interest in sex/ be asexual, but go on to Gamefaqs.com and TV Tropes to bore people with your cataloging of sexual practices that you have rated as which would be the most pleasurable, because you would know because you have never had sex. AM I RIGHT HYENA?
Browsing EDBeing a medic profile on iFunny and making SFM posters showing off your medic's cosmetics while being a self-centered faggot who isn't even good in TF2. Also, in reality, many would tell you to end your worthless life.

If you have any of the symptoms listed above, or if you have taken the linked test, then you are DEFINITELY an Asspie, and need to "come out" to your flist about your "special gift" NOW, while immediately affixing the appropriate pro-asspie userboxes to your Wikipedia admin page so that people know never to argue with you, ever, because that would be discrimination. Some brave Asspie named Jeremy orkin (username:godhatesautism) came out of the closet and told everyone that Asspie retards are dumb faggots. He was most likely killed by Zionist Asspie CIA agents.

Autism is one of the three most common acts of attention whoring/e-drama. The other two are Death (specifically suicide) and being Pregnant (especially teen pregnancies, which is where most asspies come from, funnily enough).

Autismals feature an exoskeleton, a segmented body, and jointed appendages. They replace their cuticle periodically by moulting. Unlike most animals, autismals are very successful in dry environments with abundant sand they can count and then turn into transistors. Their internal organs are generally built of repeated segments. Autismal vision relies on various combinations of compound eyes and pigment-pit ocelli. Autismals have a wide range of chemical and mechanical sensors. The evolutionary ancestry of autismals dates back to the Cambrian period. Autismals first appeared in the fossil record approximately 535 million years ago and there are many exceptionally preserved specimens, which all autismals can immediately identify and tell you all about for hours if not days. Autismals contribute to the human species as anal know-it-alls, and more importantly as a source of lulz. Some specific species are known to spread severe disease to humans, livestock, and crops. Facebook is a highly contagious infection that spreads easily through coughs and sneezes. Nine out of ten people who are not immune who share living space with an infected person will catch it.

Criminality

Because of their inability to empathize, most Aspies are like psychopaths, treating others as objects. Luckily thanks to low IQs and being all-round fuckwits they are quickly caught and sent to a special place to get the treatment they needed. Bubba has a thing for virgin white ass, so maybe their empathy will catch on as they bleed from the ass.

Autistic (they call it "hate speech" since being politically correct is something they love to do) Asspies can't get along with people, so they end up doing true hate crimes (i.e. talking about things on groups of people at work, at school or at church) and real sex crimes anyway (esp. sexual harassment). There is no way they can't pick up dates.

In 1944, 50 years before the syndrome was officially invented, Dr Hans Asperger himself tried to warn humanity about the evil he had discovered. One of Hans Asperger's first scientific papers on Autism was titled "Autistic Psychopathy in Childhood". Some believe that A-Monsters may be the dark legacy of a Nazi experiment.



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