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FSB Charges Pres Trump with Wiretapping Russian Hookers
Posted by: VoteStrike ()
Date: March 20, 2017 10:08AM

FSB Charges Pres Trump with Wiretapping Russian Hookers
By Kommissar Chernobylski

Key Name Search: “Ivana Kamenski”.

The noun has been moving around the more suspect corners of the web as the “hooker who had sex with Donald Trump”.

Two days ago, good ol’ “World News Daily” shouted “Russian Hooker Who Had Sex with Donald Trump Mocks His “Tiny Penis” (January 13, 2017) and put up a composite photo.

Vladimir Putin scoffed at the now discredited dossier suggesting Donald Trump engaged in funny business in Russia ... but it didn't stop him from bragging about his country's prostitutes.

Putin held a news conference in the Kremlin, throwing shade at the ex-British intelligence officer's so-called report. Putin said Trump's been surrounded by beauty pageant contestants for years, and ...

"I find it hard to believe that he rushed to some hotel to meet girls of loose morals, although ours are undoubtedly the best in the world."

Bottom line? If you're into that sorta thing ... come to Russia!

The security services of the Russian Federation were out in full force in SWAT regalia to put down a mortal threat to the state: hundreds of topless Russian hookers in spike heels poured into the streets in front of the Kremlin to protest the WIKI-leaked news that Donald Trump wiretapped hotel rooms throughout the city to catch Vladimir Putin or Dmitri Medvedev, or the two of them together, in an act of Water Games.

Getting a heads-up on the news, a Hollywood producer well-connected to the Kremlin filed a FOIA request and a trademark infringement lawsuit against the president and the CIA for using the words "Water Games," "Yellow River," "Hookers," and "Russia," in a Top Secret dossier no one, not even the CIA nor the former KGB-agent president of the United States, have seen. The only ones who have seen it were John McCain and the former Brit agent McCain, working to get Hillary Clinton elected, hired to dig dirt up on the president.

As news of the lawsuit and FOIA requests were leaked to the press by executives at Uranium-1, a global concern headed by its secret CEO, known only by the initials HRC, reporters at MSNBC peered through the president's tax returns from 2005. They were looking for clues for payments to Russian hookers with quaint names such as Water Babushka and P Mee A Showerski.

From leaks, to leaking, to leaking about leaks, New York Times editors Paul Krugman and Tom Friedman consulted with Fareed Zakaria of the Washington Post and CNN, and Rachel Maddow of MSNBC, to leak more information and myths out of their nether regions - the closest place to the truth available to these people.

Meanwhile, a new Russian website covering leaks, leaking and other non-stoppable flow of what The People must not hear, released their first issue titled: LEAK ME IN YELLOW, with articles headlined: Low Cost Camera-and-Potty-Free Hotel Rooms in St. Petersburgh; Hidden Microphones in Black Caviar with Vodka, McArthur Dildos, the Current Rage for Rental Dachas; and Great Hooking Up Hangouts In the Gulag.

The half-naked hookers in spike heels circling the Kremlin pushed back against the FSB SWAT teams with pink sex toys, at which time they were confronted by on-the-scene BBC and CNN reporters who showed them photos of Donald Trump.

Every one of the 300 admitted that he looked very familiar to a man who must have abused them.

More from: Real Pimp Shit:

Welcome to "Real Pimp Shit"
http://realpimpshit.blogspot.com/2017/02/welcome-to-real-pimp-shit.html

About the Myth that all clients are rude and abusive
http://realpimpshit.blogspot.com/2017/02/about-myth-that-all-clients-are-rude.html

Wannabe Pimps
http://realpimpshit.blogspot.com/2017/02/wannabe-pimps.html

CJ fucks up the Game and brags about it
http://realpimpshit.blogspot.com/2017/02/cj-fucks-up-game-and-brags-about-it.html

Bragging Rights
http://realpimpshit.blogspot.com/2017/02/bragging-rights.html

No
http://realpimpshit.blogspot.com/2017/02/no.html
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