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If you woke up one morning in William Moreno's body, what would be your first order of business?
Posted by: Poll ()
Date: March 16, 2017 08:07PM

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Re: If you woke up one morning in William Moreno's body, what would be your first order of business?
Posted by: can I wake up in mine again? ()
Date: March 16, 2017 08:09PM

Maybe the next day?

Then, while I am miz, I can do whatever it takes to get me (him) arrested/committed/shot by the police/shot by tootguy/stabbed by lizzie.

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Re: If you woke up one morning in William Moreno's body, what would be your first order of business?
Posted by: Make America Great Again ()
Date: March 16, 2017 09:20PM

I would shoot myself

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Re: If you woke up one morning in William Moreno's body, what would be your first order of business?
Posted by: H9nWj ()
Date: March 29, 2017 01:38PM

H9nWj

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Re: If you woke up one morning in William Moreno's body, what would be your first order of business?
Posted by: Enough ()
Date: March 29, 2017 01:42PM

Give us a break eesh. You are ruining the forum.

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Re: If you woke up one morning in William Moreno's body, what would be your first order of business?
Posted by: keep trying William ()
Date: March 29, 2017 01:46PM

Enough Wrote:
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> Give us a break eesh. You are ruining the forum.

Sorry William. Eesh hasn't posted in this thread.

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Re: If you woke up one morning in William Moreno's body, what would be your first order of business?
Posted by: the facts ()
Date: March 29, 2017 01:56PM

The ones who have "ruined" the forum are William Moreno and his mother Sharon Moreno, as evidenced by their banning by Cary for failing to follow the forum rules. Their associate and partner in crime Monique Wells aka Lizzie was also banned.

The Morenos have stalked, harassed and defamed people here and continue to post here in violation of their ban as well as state and federal laws. It seems only incarceration or death can keep them away.

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Re: If you woke up one morning in William Moreno's body, what would be your first order of business?
Posted by: NippleChuck ()
Date: March 29, 2017 01:59PM

I'd kill myself.

Nip

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Re: If you woke up one morning in William Moreno's body, what would be your first order of business?
Posted by: Noyoudint ()
Date: March 29, 2017 02:37PM

what is it like with him living in your head rent free?

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Re: If you woke up one morning in William Moreno's body, what would be your first order of business?
Posted by: dansso ()
Date: March 29, 2017 02:40PM

Id hit up eesh for some of my million, then troll the fuck at of ffxu

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Re: If you woke up one morning in William Moreno's body, what would be your first order of business?
Posted by: yFT3P ()
Date: March 29, 2017 02:44PM

Noyoudint Wrote:
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> what is it like with him living in your head rent
> free?


peekza post detected

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Re: If you woke up one morning in William Moreno's body, what would be your first order of business?
Posted by: kYdbM ()
Date: March 29, 2017 03:07PM

Ahahahahahahaha.

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Re: If you woke up one morning in William Moreno's body, what would be your first order of business?
Posted by: iccjj ()
Date: March 29, 2017 04:33PM

go to the bus stop and check out the elementery school kids. take pictures of the hot childern waiting at the bus stop then go to the elemetnery school and ask how i can help with the kids, then take pictures of

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Re: If you woke up one morning in William Moreno's body, what would be your first order of business?
Posted by: Highlights of a Day as Miz ()
Date: March 29, 2017 04:54PM

Here is how a typical day goes in the life of William Moreno. I could not make it through more than 5 mins as pedo moreno.

10:00 AM - Wake up, roll over and suck Chris Tator until he is erect. Then wait patiently while Chris mounts my mother Sharon Moreno and pumps her full of his felonious seed. When Chris finishes, lick the drops off end of his member and proceed to fuck Sharon up the ass with my own 2-inch needle dick.

11:00 AM - Eat leftover pizza off the floor

11:30 AM - Spend an hour or two trolling eesh and Meade on Fairfax Underground

1:30 PM - Skulk around treeline of playground during recess at local elementary school while rubbing genitals.

5:00 PM - Spend another couple hours trolling eesh and Meade

8:00 PM - Masturbate to kiddie porn; get railed up the ass by Chris Tator

10:00 PM - Troll eesh and Meade

11:00 PM - Masturbate again, make psychotic drawings of eesh

1:00 AM - Troll eesh on Fairfax Underground, pass out on filthy bare mattress

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Re: If you woke up one morning in William Moreno's body, what would be your first order of business?
Posted by: Ravi the Untouchable ()
Date: March 29, 2017 04:57PM

not gonna lie

i want his life

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Re: If you woke up one morning in William Moreno's body, what would be your first order of business?
Posted by: Go down to court ()
Date: March 29, 2017 11:32PM

Swear out a statement that I SWATTed myself, and that my family was involved in a criminal conspiracy to harass eesh. I would drop the lawsuit against eesh.

I would go to the jail, and tell lizzie that I have been fucking katie.

Then I would go home, transfer thousands of articles of child porn from my computer to Sharon and Tootguy's computers, then report them to the authorities.

Then, I go down to Chuck E Cheese, strip naked, and shout at the top of my lungs that I need to fuck a child right now, maybe even grab a child; esp one whose mother or father look as though they might be armed.

At this point, I exit miz's body and leave him to deal with the aftermath of my antics.

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Re: If you woke up one morning in William Moreno's body, what would be your first order of business?
Posted by: p9U9J ()
Date: April 16, 2017 02:42PM

p9U9J

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Re: If you woke up one morning in William Moreno's body, what would be your first order of business?
Posted by: William Moreno is a Pedophile ()
Date: April 23, 2017 01:46PM

To fuck a baby up the ass. What else?

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Re: If you woke up one morning in William Moreno's body, what would be your first order of business?
Posted by: HHDPR ()
Date: April 16, 2018 06:25AM

Suicide

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