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The reviews are in for Amy Schumer's new special
Posted by: This is funny shit ()
Date: March 14, 2017 04:37PM

‘Horribly Unfunny’: Amy Schumer’s Netflix Special Gets Trashed With One-Star Reviews

'This is as funny as an autopsy. . . As graphic and as funny as I would imagine a public beheading to be.'

Bre Payton By Bre Payton
MARCH 14, 2017


The reviews are in: “Amy Schumer: The Leather Special” is a dud.

At the start of her routine, Schumer explains why she decided to wear a tight, leather ensemble: “Every comic has one moment where they wear leather and they regret it. This is my moment!”

She was right. Schumer will probably regret doing this special after she sees it has an average rating of one star (out of five) a week after it debuted on Netflix. Of the 860 reviews the special has received thus far, here’s the gist of what viewers had to say.

‘This is as Funny as an Autopsy’
This is as funny as an autopsy. . . as graphic and as funny as I would imagine a public beheading to be.
Rating: 1 star

‘Amy is 1 Special Away From Being Broke and Homeless’
Absolutely horrible. Amy is 1 special away from being broke and homeless. Female comics are the best! Amy is not. . . . . .
Rating: 1 star

‘Now I have to Look at Amy Schumer in Full Leather Every Time I Log In’
Not only was this terrible. . . now I have to look at Amy Schumer in full leather every time I log in. Please take this off the banner. This special was an insult to stand up. Amy use to be pretty funny but i couldn’t make it past 10 minutes.
Rating: 1 star

‘What the Eff Happened, Amy??’
What the eff happened, Amy? Wife and I were actually upset at over how how unfunny and actually kinda sad this was, and we consider ourselves fans, I mean we saw Trainwreck at the theater and bought the blu-ray. This was painful.
Rating: 1 star

‘She Pauses to Accommodate for the Applause After the Jokes. . . But There Are No Jokes So There is No Applause’
Odd. She pauses to accommodate for the applause after the jokes….. but there are no jokes so there is no applause. She gets some pity applause, but it’s very odd to watch her on the stage. Full disclosure, I did not watch the entire thing, I just couldn’t.
Rating: 1 star

‘Her Face Makes You Want To Erupt With Pure Anger’
probably the worst piece of crap I have ever seen. Too bad that a decent D list celebrity comedian has sunk even lower than before (which is difficult when you think about how Amy Schumer is one of the most unfunny, stupid, annoying, and has a face I want to punch over and over again). Save your life and don’t watch this crap filled show, I’m saving you from blowing your own brains out by the sheer magnitude of her stupidity & pompousness. Her face makes you want to erupt with pure anger and break your own television. AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!!!!
Rating : 1 star

‘It Made Me Want to Spend the Day Outside’
Literally terrible. Do not waste your time. I attemppted to watch this sh#@ comedy special and it literally made my want to just spend the day ourside. >:|
Rating: 1 star

‘When Your Friend is Telling a Funny Story. . . But it’s Not’
when your friend is telling a funny story. . . but its not . thats how i felt watching this.
Rating: 1 star

‘I’ve Had Migraines That Were Way Funnier’
I’ve had migraines that were way funnier than this stand-up performance. Very poor show.
Rating: 1 star

‘The Comments Are Genuinely Funnier Than it Was’
the comments are genuinely funnier than it was as a whole. I chuckled once so I guess 2/1o, would have rated this 2 stars as well out of respect but because i wasn’t given the option to give it zero stars like someone else was its get 1.
Rating: 1 star

‘Emmy Award for Worst Comedy Special Ever’
Wow, just wow, emmy award for worst comedy special ever. Amy just isn’t funny. This little dumpling needs to get a little job somewhere like 7-11 and leave the comedy to talented people like Eliza Sleshinger.
Rating: 1 star

‘Netflix Better Find a Way to Refund the Last 56 Minutes of My Life’
She is awful. NFlix better find a way to refund the last 56 minutes of my life. Just. . . just awful.
Rating: 1 star

‘Take This Off the Site Please’
Take this off this site please. Wasted 15 minutes of my time. Get a rising comedian, female or male, with some actual talent besides being a woman who steals old jokes.
Rating: 0 stars

‘This Just Totally Missed’
I wanted to like this. I really did. But it’s just NOT FUNNY. Didn’t laugh once in the whole show. . . which is a shame. I think Schumer has a lot of potential, this just totally missed.
Rating: 1 star

‘I’m Not Sure Who is Around Her Telling Her This is Good’
Amy, please note that when other comedians do stand up in leather it is usually amazingly hilarious. I like her other stuff but I am not sure who is around her telling her this is good. If anyone she currently knows say this was good, dump these trash people for lying to you. Does being in a relationship make you unfunny? Amy get your groove back.
Rating: 1 star

Schumer’s jokes have been falling flat for quite some time. Comedy Central has yet to announce a release date for the fifth season of her show, and rumors have been swirling the network might cut it after viewership rapidly declined during its fourth season.

Last August, Schumer was embroiled in controversy after several other comedians complained she routinely stole their jokes. After she started appearing in commercials for Bud Light, the company’s sales plummeted, driving the beer company to yank the ad campaign.

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Re: The reviews are in for Amy Schumer's new special
Posted by: Dingleberry_Democrat ()
Date: March 14, 2017 04:42PM

You mean people still give her a thought, let alone watch her? Who knew?


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Re: The reviews are in for Amy Schumer's new special
Posted by: Amy and Chuck ()
Date: March 14, 2017 04:43PM

Dream team murder-suicide

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Re: The reviews are in for Amy Schumer's new special
Posted by: What channel? ()
Date: March 14, 2017 04:50PM

Great News! Didn't know she was doing a special. What channel?

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Re: The reviews are in for Amy Schumer's new special
Posted by: H8ter ()
Date: March 15, 2017 02:19AM

Remember, that fat pig can catch a dick any time she wants to.
But only if it falls off her nightstand.

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Re: The reviews are in for Amy Schumer's new special
Posted by: Colin Cap A Nigga ()
Date: March 15, 2017 07:48AM

H8ter Wrote:
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> Remember, that fat pig can catch a dick any time
> she wants to.
> But only if it falls off her nightstand.


I was just thinking the same thing. She better start charging for all the dick she can get because her other income sources are soon drying up.

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Re: The reviews are in for Amy Schumer's new special
Posted by: Anyone have a board & some rope? ()
Date: March 15, 2017 08:28AM

I would definitely bang her, but I need to tie a board sideways to my ass to keep me from falling all the way in!

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Re: The reviews are in for Amy Schumer's new special
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: March 15, 2017 10:30AM

Fat ugly unfunny Jew bitch, is already insignificant just doesn't realize it yet

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Re: The reviews are in for Amy Schumer's new special
Posted by: Wait, she's wat? ()
Date: March 15, 2017 10:52AM

I've never seen her spin a dreidel!

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Re: The reviews are in for Amy Schumer's new special
Posted by: TbxMj ()
Date: March 19, 2017 11:06PM

Watched it. Sucked.

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Re: The reviews are in for Amy Schumer's new special
Posted by: KKKompound Media ()
Date: March 19, 2017 11:29PM

I have nothing against female comedians, but that woman's material and delivery both stink on ice. Not to mention her stealing material. She's the female equivalent to Carlos Mencia.

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Re: The reviews are in for Amy Schumer's new special
Posted by: Let me guess....... ()
Date: March 19, 2017 11:31PM

......lots of "jokes" about vaginas?

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Re: The reviews are in for Amy Schumer's new special
Posted by: KKKillary KKKlinton. ()
Date: March 20, 2017 06:39AM

Where in Canada did she move to?

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Re: The reviews are in for Amy Schumer's new special
Posted by: Gayvid Blimmo ()
Date: March 20, 2017 08:21AM

AMy Schumer is almost, but not quite, as boring as SMELLen DYKEGeneres. Almost, but not quite.

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Re: The reviews are in for Amy Schumer's new special
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: March 20, 2017 08:23AM

BEH Wrote:
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> Fat ugly unfunny Jew bitch, is already
> insignificant just doesn't realize it yet
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Re: The reviews are in for Amy Schumer's new special
Posted by: I still find her pretty cute ()
Date: March 20, 2017 08:49AM

I would still give her multiple orgasms with my mouth and tongue!

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Re: The reviews are in for Amy Schumer's new special
Posted by: Too Funny ()
Date: March 20, 2017 09:02AM

She sure as fuck knocked it out of the park on SNL both times mocking Spicer.

Probably the reason the OP is attacking her - it was hilarious.

Spicer is a huge joke.
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Re: The reviews are in for Amy Schumer's new special
Posted by: DeHYPE ()
Date: March 20, 2017 09:53AM

umm, thats not her.

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Re: The reviews are in for Amy Schumer's new special
Posted by: vile thuggery ()
Date: March 20, 2017 09:56AM

Sure it's her. Remember when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

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Re: The reviews are in for Amy Schumer's new special
Posted by: Insemination Station ()
Date: March 20, 2017 09:58AM

She's not too bad looking at all. I like a nice thick chick that can take a good pounding and deep loads. She always talks about how her pussy stinks though, so I'll pass.

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Re: The reviews are in for Amy Schumer's new special
Date: March 20, 2017 11:30AM

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Re: The reviews are in for Amy Schumer's new special
Posted by: On to Canada, ehh? ()
Date: March 20, 2017 11:33AM

I thought that stupid cunt was leaving the country? Fucking gnarly gash.

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Re: The reviews are in for Amy Schumer's new special
Posted by: FtWv9 ()
Date: March 20, 2017 11:49AM

It isn't that she's ugly or that she's heavy. The material just was not funny.

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Re: The reviews are in for Amy Schumer's new special
Date: March 20, 2017 02:11PM

^^^^

This.

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