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Anyone have experience with mail order brides?
Posted by: fw4etg ()
Date: February 22, 2017 12:29PM

What's the deal? Do you get to keep them?

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Re: Anyone have experience with mail order brides?
Posted by: Meeee ()
Date: February 22, 2017 12:34PM

I think there is an extra charge for that. Unless you want to keep them in your freezer.

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Re: Anyone have experience with mail order brides?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 22, 2017 01:06PM

Meeee Wrote:
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> Unless you want to keep them in your freezer.



+100



This one, let's just say her name was Anna from Ukraine, didn't work out so well. She threatened to leave; I told her we were forever, and I decided when forever ends.



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Re: Anyone have experience with mail order brides?
Posted by: knower of things ()
Date: February 22, 2017 03:41PM

I had a friend of a friend who's mother basically gave "legal advice" to these mail order brides, ways to game the system and all that.

The general strategy is this. Fuck the guy once, or enough times to get pregnant so as to acquire an anchor baby. that's of utmost importance. From there, they need to lie and say you hit them or some other form of domestic violence.

This allows them to apply for a special visa as a victim of domestic violence and with that visa they are allowed to stay ad infinitum. Now, you'd better hope you got a prenup because if not they take you to the cleaners, but let's say you had the foresight to get one. DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER. They have you for 18 years, which is more then enough time to find some other poor sap to do the same thing to.

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Re: Anyone have experience with mail order brides?
Posted by: Here's a hottie ()
Date: February 22, 2017 03:43PM


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Re: Anyone have experience with mail order brides?
Posted by: cyka blyat! ()
Date: February 22, 2017 03:49PM

some of them are just pen pals who send you pics if you wire them money. oh and they are dudes.

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Re: Anyone have experience with mail order brides?
Posted by: Heil Trump! ()
Date: February 22, 2017 04:21PM

This guy...
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Re: Anyone have experience with mail order brides?
Posted by: HnHV9 ()
Date: February 22, 2017 04:30PM

William Moreno knows all about mail order dicks in his ass.

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Re: Anyone have experience with mail order brides?
Posted by: Bacciami il culo ()
Date: February 22, 2017 11:33PM

Back in 1992, I got 1 from Bulgaria. I was 24 at the time. She got here & if she was a day, she looked at least 30. Turned out she was 37. She didn't have any place to go, so I took her home, then called the broker, cussed him out & told him not only wasn't he getting the rest of the money, I wanted my money back, since he told me she was 21. I told him I knew certain people in certain orgs & he'd be smart to fix this. He said he'd call me back the next day.

Whaddya' know, the next day some people from 'Ndrangheta paid him a visit. Now I was not referring to L'Ndrangheta when I threatened him, but when he called me back, he told me the money was on the way and to send the woman back to Bulgaria. I told him I didn't know where she was, cuz I'd left her at the airport since she wans't what he said she was. The money showed up 2 days later: about 5 USPS money orders. It was about $@) short, but WTF, I took it.

Anyhow, like I said, I felt bad for this broad, cuz she's in a strange country & has nowhere to go, so I took her home. After she heard me cuss out the broker, she made an offer to me. I took her up on it and WAS I GLAD I DID. Whewwwwwww! I didn't KNOW it could be THAT GOOD. So anyhow, I married her, and she still would not leave me in peace. A real shame she only lived another 10 years. There must be something in the water here, a lot of foreigners develop liver problems when they come here. That's what killed her. But I did get a good 10 yrs out of her.

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Re: Anyone have experience with mail order brides?
Posted by: 4Hd7F ()
Date: February 23, 2017 12:44AM

not yet. i was told she'd arrive shortly after she finished her semester !

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Re: Anyone have experience with mail order brides?
Posted by: Nigslayer ()
Date: February 23, 2017 02:14AM

I bet you your mail order bride will come to you dead in a box

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Re: Anyone have experience with mail order brides?
Posted by: Mail Order Wife ()
Date: February 23, 2017 09:37AM

My brother-in-law got a mail order bride from Russia in 2004. He was 52 and about a 4 on the desirability scale. She was 29 and she was about a 6. He banged her for about 3 years and when she could legally leave him, she did. He lost a ton of money in the deal, but at least he didn't have any kids with her. She wanted to have kids, but he was smart enough to know that she wasn't going to be with him for the long haul.

Was it worth it? I don't think so.

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Re: Anyone have experience with mail order brides?
Posted by: NippleChuck ()
Date: February 23, 2017 09:45AM

Damn Eesh you need one of these.

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Re: Anyone have experience with mail order brides?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 23, 2017 10:14AM

Here's a hottie Wrote:
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That's not who you think it is.

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Re: Anyone have experience with mail order brides?
Posted by: KKK ()
Date: February 23, 2017 10:55AM

Got a real 21yo when I was 45. She bones me good so far (6year) love to give BJ's and is great at rimjobs.

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Re: Anyone have experience with mail order brides?
Posted by: Alexander Smith ()
Date: February 23, 2017 11:17AM

Bacciami il culo Wrote:
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> Back in 1992, I got 1 from Bulgaria. I was 24 at
> the time. She got here & if she was a day, she
> looked at least 30. Turned out she was 37. She
> didn't have any place to go, so I took her home,
> then called the broker, cussed him out & told him
> not only wasn't he getting the rest of the money,
> I wanted my money back, since he told me she was
> 21. I told him I knew certain people in certain
> orgs & he'd be smart to fix this. He said he'd
> call me back the next day.
>
> Whaddya' know, the next day some people from
> 'Ndrangheta paid him a visit. Now I was not
> referring to L'Ndrangheta when I threatened him,
> but when he called me back, he told me the money
> was on the way and to send the woman back to
> Bulgaria. I told him I didn't know where she was,
> cuz I'd left her at the airport since she wans't
> what he said she was. The money showed up 2 days
> later: about 5 USPS money orders. It was about
> $@) short, but WTF, I took it.
>
> Anyhow, like I said, I felt bad for this broad,
> cuz she's in a strange country & has nowhere to
> go, so I took her home. After she heard me cuss
> out the broker, she made an offer to me. I took
> her up on it and WAS I GLAD I DID. Whewwwwwww! I
> didn't KNOW it could be THAT GOOD. So anyhow, I
> married her, and she still would not leave me in
> peace. A real shame she only lived another 10
> years. There must be something in the water here,
> a lot of foreigners develop liver problems when
> they come here. That's what killed her. But I
> did get a good 10 yrs out of her.


If this is true, wow thank you for offering such an insight into that industry. This is the RAW details you have always wanted to know!

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Re: Anyone have experience with mail order brides?
Posted by: HkhFc ()
Date: February 23, 2017 02:34PM

i didn't see the body parts before posting

who's ever body that is should sue you for making their death the butt of a seedy blog

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