Home•Fairfax General Forum•Arrest/Ticket Search•Wiki new•Pictures/Videos•Chat•Articles•Links•About
Off-Topic :  Fairfax Underground fairfax underground logo
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Goto Topic: Previous•Next
Go to: Forum List•Back to Forum•Post New Topic•Search•Log In•Print View
Proper Pussy Grabbing?
Posted by: proper etiquette? ()
Date: February 17, 2017 04:33PM

I grabbed this ladies pussy at work and she got all upset and now she wants to file a lawsuit and possible criminal charges against me.

What am I doing wrong with my pussy grabbing?

Options: Reply•Quote
Re: Proper Pussy Grabbing?
Posted by: Snatch and Grab ()
Date: February 17, 2017 04:52PM

You need to make sure she wants you to grab. It helps if you're rich.

Options: Reply•Quote
Re: Proper Pussy Grabbing?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: February 17, 2017 04:55PM

And a celebrity. If you ever become president you can grab any pussy you want. Some Slovenian young FSB agent will come along and black mail the Donald again. He's already been pissed on so some other country may want some leverage too. Look at the wonders it's worked for Russia.

Options: Reply•Quote
Re: Proper Pussy Grabbing?
Posted by: PC retards ()
Date: February 17, 2017 05:03PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> And a celebrity. If you ever become president you
> can grab any pussy you want. Some Slovenian young
> FSB agent will come along and black mail the
> Donald again. He's already been pissed on so some
> other country may want some leverage too. Look at
> the wonders it's worked for Russia.

Trump is proud that women let him grab their pussies. It's a badge of honor . If he's a germaphobe so he probably wouldn't do a golden shower with a knockout hooker but I don't think he sees it as blackmail worthy . He would just admit it and say it's not as bad as the fudge packers .

Options: Reply•Quote
Re: Proper Pussy Grabbing?
Posted by: cobb colyer ()
Date: February 17, 2017 05:13PM

proper etiquette? Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I grabbed this ladies pussy at work and she got
> all upset and now she wants to file a lawsuit and
> possible criminal charges against me.
>
> What am I doing wrong with my pussy grabbing?


She could have been a "he-she" and what you thought was pussy was a mushy dick,

Options: Reply•Quote
Re: Proper Pussy Grabbing?
Posted by: KKKillary KKKlinton. ()
Date: February 17, 2017 05:33PM

The only pussy Gerry's ever grabbed is hi s own.

Options: Reply•Quote
Re: Proper Pussy Grabbing?
Posted by: GVp7C ()
Date: February 17, 2017 06:17PM

The pussies Trump is grabbing have been passed around the city more than a NY city subway car.

Options: Reply•Quote
Re: Proper Pussy Grabbing?
Posted by: nog hauler rider ()
Date: February 17, 2017 06:37PM

GVp7C Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The pussies Trump is grabbing have been passed
> around the city more than a NY city subway car.

Speaking of a NY subway car...and pussy grabbing... oh my!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmVesHbkp3k

Perhaps some Febreeze? Or maybe just bleach.

Options: Reply•Quote
Re: Proper Pussy Grabbing?
Posted by: Dumbass left wing kook ()
Date: February 17, 2017 06:41PM

GVp7C Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The pussies Trump is grabbing have been passed
> around the city more than a NY city subway car.

Um, subway cars are too heavy to pass around. You're a fuckng retard.

Options: Reply•Quote
Re: Proper Pussy Grabbing?
Posted by: Here's how: ()
Date: February 17, 2017 06:42PM

http://www.wikihow.com/Hold-a-Cat-by-the-Scruff

Options: Reply•Quote
Re: Proper Pussy Grabbing?
Posted by: K Dawg ()
Date: February 17, 2017 07:51PM

Dumbass left wing kook Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> GVp7C Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The pussies Trump is grabbing have been passed
> > around the city more than a NY city subway car.
>
> Um, subway cars are too heavy to pass around.
> You're a fuckng retard.

Your point is?

Options: Reply•Quote
Re: Proper Pussy Grabbing?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: February 17, 2017 09:18PM

Never, ever, sniff your own fingers, until later.

Options: Reply•Quote
Re: Proper Pussy Grabbing?
Posted by: Billy Bob has AIDS ()
Date: February 17, 2017 09:19PM

proper etiquette? Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I grabbed this ladies pussy at work and she got
> all upset and now she wants to file a lawsuit and
> possible criminal charges against me.
>
> What am I doing wrong with my pussy grabbing?
Attachments:
1487383519043.jpg

Options: Reply•Quote
Re: Proper Pussy Grabbing?
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: February 17, 2017 11:18PM

pb1
Attachments:
pussybox_1.gif

Options: Reply•Quote


Go to: Forum List•Back to Forum•Search•Log In
Your Name: 
Your Email (Optional): 
Subject: 
Attach a file
  • No file can be larger than 75 MB
  • All files together cannot be larger than 300 MB
  • 30 more file(s) can be attached to this message
Spam prevention:
Please, enter the code that you see below in the input field. This is for blocking bots that try to post this form automatically.
       **  ********   **     **   *******   ******** 
       **  **     **  ***   ***  **     **  **       
       **  **     **  **** ****  **     **  **       
       **  ********   ** *** **   ********  ******   
 **    **  **         **     **         **  **       
 **    **  **         **     **  **     **  **       
  ******   **         **     **   *******   **
This forum powered by Phorum.