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I would put a ring on her in a heartbeat if I could. She has the voice of the highest angel, in the choir of angels with an angelic face, sweet disposition and a body that could launch a thousand ships. How is she still not betrothed?
Maybe cuz she's approaching 40 and her body looks like it hasn't been thru puberty yet, and she' saggy at the same time. Bitch is a mess. And her body cannot start a ship but her nose could steer one
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Sarah's Suitor Wrote:
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> I would put a ring on her in a heartbeat if I
> could. She has the voice of the highest angel, in
> the choir of angels with an angelic face, sweet
> disposition and a body that could launch a
> thousand ships. How is she still not betrothed?
eDUhm Wrote:
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> Between that face of a witch, and the body of a 12
> year old boy, I bet she is still a virgin