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How is Sara Bareilles still single?
Posted by: Sarah's Suitor ()
Date: February 17, 2017 12:48PM

I would put a ring on her in a heartbeat if I could. She has the voice of the highest angel, in the choir of angels with an angelic face, sweet disposition and a body that could launch a thousand ships. How is she still not betrothed?

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Re: How is Sara Bareilles still single?
Posted by: Kxltu ()
Date: February 17, 2017 12:57PM

Maybe cuz she's approaching 40 and her body looks like it hasn't been thru puberty yet, and she' saggy at the same time. Bitch is a mess. And her body cannot start a ship but her nose could steer one
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Re: How is Sara Bareilles still single?
Posted by: The Loller ()
Date: February 17, 2017 05:26PM

Kxltu Wrote:
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> ...her body cannot start a ship but her nose could steer
> one

LOL!

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Re: How is Sara Bareilles still single?
Posted by: Kmkj9 ()
Date: February 18, 2017 10:48AM

Because she's hideously ugly
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Re: How is Sara Bareilles still single?
Posted by: Sara Barrelos fan ()
Date: February 18, 2017 12:55PM

Sarah's Suitor Wrote:
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> I would put a ring on her in a heartbeat if I
> could. She has the voice of the highest angel, in
> the choir of angels with an angelic face, sweet
> disposition and a body that could launch a
> thousand ships. How is she still not betrothed?

Ah no she's mine I saw her first.

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Re: How is Sara Bareilles still single?
Posted by: WWW ()
Date: February 18, 2017 01:11PM

wicked-witch-feinstein-2.jpg

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Re: How is Sara Bareilles still single?
Posted by: wD7kV ()
Date: February 18, 2017 08:04PM

stars sometimes hide relationships so they appear available to fans

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Re: How is Sara Bareilles still single?
Posted by: VM9hk ()
Date: February 18, 2017 08:09PM

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this guy pretended he wasn't married for the series - but was a woman magnet !!

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Re: How is Sara Bareilles still single?
Posted by: Nah, braah ()
Date: February 18, 2017 08:20PM

Looks like she's been there and back and made good time.


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Re: How is Sara Bareilles still single?
Posted by: Sara Flatts ()
Date: February 18, 2017 08:25PM

Sara missed out on puberty.


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Re: How is Sara Bareilles still single?
Posted by: Lalalala ()
Date: February 18, 2017 08:36PM

She looks like Hillary's gal pal, Huma Abadine


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Re: How is Sara Bareilles still single?
Posted by: 10 cent smile ()
Date: February 20, 2017 12:02AM

Look at the calcium deposits
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Re: How is Sara Bareilles still single?
Posted by: eDUhm ()
Date: February 20, 2017 11:28AM

Between that face of a witch, and the body of a 12 year old boy, I bet she is still a virgin.

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Re: How is Sara Bareilles still single?
Posted by: Kygdc ()
Date: February 20, 2017 11:46AM

eDUhm Wrote:
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> Between that face of a witch, and the body of a 12
> year old boy, I bet she is still a virgin

At the same time she looks blown out/ run through

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Re: How is Sara Bareilles still single?
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: February 20, 2017 04:22PM


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