I was too young to know who she was during her career, but I believe she is stunning. Is it weird I pleasure myself to her in vintage photos?

No. As long as she's not dead you're perfectly within your right to fap away.

She was very hot. Fapping is all about imagination anyway.

That's fine. I fap to Julie Andrews in her Sound of Music dress all the time.

When she's roller blading.

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> When she's roller blading.


See how excited she is when she knows she's about to get laid? She sings about it.
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Can we get some samples in order to properly answer your question, please?

relatives and friends. I've actually had opportunities to have sex with both, but decided it wasn't a good idea at the time. I've regretted it, after the fact, EVERY TIME!

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> relatives and friends. I've actually had
> opportunities to have sex with both, but decided
> it wasn't a good idea at the time. I've regretted
> it, after the fact, EVERY TIME!


My girlfriend's sister is nice and sort of a whore, and had a previous history of banging my girlfriend's boyfriends. I thought awhile ago about helping add to her list, but she is single and has four kids, and there is no way I was going to willingly walk into that bear trap.

vintage fapper Wrote:
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> I was too young to know who she was during her
> career, but I believe she is stunning. Is it weird
> I pleasure myself to her in vintage photos?


Would you pleasure yourself to recent photos?
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> My girlfriend's sister is nice and sort of a
> whore, and had a previous history of banging my
> girlfriend's boyfriends. I thought awhile ago
> about helping add to her list, but she is single
> and has four kids, and there is no way I was going
> to willingly walk into that bear trap.

Your GF's sister sounds fun! With 4 kids it's evident that she likes to fuck!

My m-I-l was drunk and we were alone (I gave her a ride home) and she asked me if I wanted to fuck. I politely declined and she said that she could blow me. I was more shocked than anything else. I never knew that was a possibility, until that very moment!

IF the opportunity ever presents itself again, I'm going to let her blow me! I might even fuck her, but only if she swallows first! I know she can't get pregnant because of a medical procedure she had years ago, so there's that!

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> > I was too young to know who she was during her
> > career, but I believe she is stunning. Is it
> weird
> > I pleasure myself to her in vintage photos?
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>
> Would you pleasure yourself to recent photos?

they would have to be naked photos! The human body is beautiful, even when it gets old and wrinkled and saggy and deformed.

She was definitely fine in her prime. Plus an added bonus, she never wore panties back then. That's something to think about while you fap away.

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> She was definitely fine in her prime. Plus an
> added bonus, she never wore panties back then.
> That's something to think about while you fap
> away.


It's a pipe dream of mine that President Trump passes legislation mandating that fit women not wear underwear and must frequently wear yoga pants in public.

Linda r. was really beautiful when she was young. Plus she had that awesome voice . they say she never wore panties but i cannot find any upskirt photos of her. Had a huge crush on her back in the day. was ten times better looking than my wife through the 1980s..Now they are looking a lot alike.

I started this thread but what I really fap to is little babies and teenage boys.
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As long as you're fapping to old pictures of Linda,
and not pictures of old Linda,
you're good.

I often think of her riding my stone pony.

I fap to old pictures of you.

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> I was too young to know who she was during her
> career, but I believe she is stunning. Is it weird
> I pleasure myself to her in vintage photos?

She used to go out with Gov Brown. Funny I was just watching her sing "Long, long time" on Youtube. She is a Mexican German.

“It hurts so bad”
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> vintage fapper Wrote:
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> > I was too young to know who she was during her
> > career, but I believe she is stunning. Is it
> weird
> > I pleasure myself to her in vintage photos?
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>
> Would you pleasure yourself to recent photos?


I would

Hustler once offered her a million bux to spread 'em for their pages. That was a lot of money back then. She turned them down.

She's sick 7 can't perform any more. The same for Joni Mitchell.

Personally, I like fapping to Corinne Alphen. She was FINE in her day. She's an old bat now, too. She does Tarot readings in her home town in Mass., now.

Angela Bassett has kept her looks, for a 60 YO lady, for those of you who like black broads. Halle will probably keep hers, too. If you don't like black broads, though, you gotta' find something else. There might be J-Lo, if you like Mexi broads, but, she ain't turned even 50 yet, almost, but not quite.

I’d still bang her even at 73. You only live once.

She probably still has a wild, untamed Bush.

I just had sex with a woman who is a little younger than Linda. I’m in my early 30s and have always fantasized about older women. To my surprise, she had a lot of stamina, but also to my surprise and disappointment, she was bone dry down there. Luckily she had some crisco handy and that lubed the gears enough. I made her come twice and to my delight, she begged me to blow my load in her.

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> I just had sex with a woman who is a little
> younger than Linda. I’m in my early 30s and have
> always fantasized about older women. To my
> surprise, she had a lot of stamina, but also to my
> surprise and disappointment, she was bone dry down
> there. Luckily she had some crisco handy and that
> lubed the gears enough. I made her come twice and
> to my delight, she begged me to blow my load in
> her.

Pics or it didn’t happen

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> I just had sex with a woman who is a little
> younger than Lindaboy. I’m in my early 30s and have
> always fantasized about older women. To my
> surprise, she had a lot of stamina, but also to my
> surprise and disappointment, she was bone dry down
> therelittle boys. Luckily she hadI have some crisco handy and thatto
> lubed the gears enough. I made her come twice and
> to my delight, she begged me to blow my load in
> herthem.


Fify

Vintage fucker Wrote:
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> I just had sex with a woman who is a little
> younger than Linda. I’m in my early 30s and have
> always fantasized about older women. To my
> surprise, she had a lot of stamina, but also to my
> surprise and disappointment, she was bone dry down
> there. Luckily she had some crisco handy and that
> lubed the gears enough. I made her come twice and
> to my delight, she begged me to blow my load in
> her.


Between Vagisil and KY Jelly no sexually active post menopausal woman is going to be resorting to Crisco.

I gap to pics of Dolly Parton and I don’t care who knows it.

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> Vintage fucker Wrote:
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> > I just had sex with a woman who is a little
> > younger than Linda. I’m in my early 30s and
> have
> > always fantasized about older women. To my
> > surprise, she had a lot of stamina, but also to
> my
> > surprise and disappointment, she was bone dry
> down
> > there. Luckily she had some crisco handy and
> that
> > lubed the gears enough. I made her come twice
> and
> > to my delight, she begged me to blow my load in
> > her.
>
>
> Between Vagisil and KY Jelly no sexually active
> post menopausal woman is going to be resorting to
> Crisco.

Few people keep a supply of vagisil and only nymphos use KY Jelly. Sometimes you gotta improvise.

Looks like Linda has some Jiffy Pop in her bikini bottoms.

McGyver Wrote:
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> Make it believable Wrote:
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> > Between Vagisil and KY Jelly no sexually active
> > post menopausal woman is going to be resorting
> to
> > Crisco.
>
> Few people keep a supply of vagisil and only
> nymphos use KY Jelly. Sometimes you gotta
> improvise.

Demonstrating your ignorance again. The operative words are "sexually active". Sexually active women are going to be prepared. You should be too.

in the 60s and early 70s she did not wear underwear and wore short skirts. Johnny Cashliked what he saw

I think jerking to old pictures of her is much less weird then jerking to recent pics.
She blew up like a balloon.
And not a birthday balloon, more like a hot air balloon