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Gonna drop a mixtape
Posted by: WSH LAX Underground Rapper 2017 ()
Date: January 29, 2017 12:42AM

Hey broners, I spent some time in East Harlem tonight and some of the local black guys I chilled and played dice with taught me how to rap. I'm gonna bust a freestyle for you and you guys can tell me if it's fire or not. Reggie, Jamal, Dion, and all of the other broners think I'm a natural and they definitely spit some fire. We're also thinking about starting a rap group but I don't know how that'll work out yet since I'm coming back to NoVa tomorrow. It's gonna be called Poon-tang Clan. Here's my rap though:

My name is Roy, but you can call me Kyle
Posting on Fairfax Underground with style
I played lacrosse and pretty much ruled the school
You can't deny it, everyone thinks I'm cool
Cruising down the street in my pimped out Miata
Hitting this beat like a fucking piƱata
I got lots of cash and hoes on my dick
Everyone wants to be me, 'cause I'm so sick
I'm pretty much God, if he played lacrosse
Blowing money fast nigga, like Rick Ross
I love being rich, and I love being white
Chilling in Harlem, not another cracker in sight
Shoutout to my colored broners
They got bigger SHOWER BONERS
Trust me, we compared sizes and shit
When I get on the mic, my raps are lit

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Re: Gonna drop a mixtape
Posted by: WSHS FOOTBALL 2019 ()
Date: January 29, 2017 01:06AM

Sick rap, broner! You're way better than Young Thug and all those other faggots who masquerade as rappers. They never pretty much ruled the school, but you did!

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Re: Gonna drop a mixtape
Posted by: WSHS (JV) Baseball ()
Date: January 29, 2017 01:06AM

I love it, your so talented, you should totally record it.

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Re: Gonna drop a mixtape
Posted by: WSH LAX Underground Rapper 2017 ()
Date: January 29, 2017 01:09AM

Thank you guys, I knew you'd love it! You're always gonna be among my favorite broners!

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Re: Gonna drop a mixtape
Posted by: WSHS BASKETBALL ()
Date: January 29, 2017 01:12AM

This is off the charts, man! You're just as alpha now as you were back when you pretty much ruled the school!

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Re: Gonna drop a mixtape
Posted by: WSHS (JV) Baseball ()
Date: January 29, 2017 01:13AM

I knew you would do cool stuff way back when you used to pretty much rule the school, BROhampton.

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Re: Gonna drop a mixtape
Posted by: WSH LAX Underground Rapper 2017 ()
Date: January 29, 2017 01:15AM

I love you guys, in a BROmosexual way of course!

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Re: Gonna drop a mixtape
Posted by: WSHS SOCCER ()
Date: January 29, 2017 01:18AM

Finally, a BROst not overrun by trolls. By the way, great rap, broner!

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Re: Gonna drop a mixtape
Posted by: WSHS CHEERLEADING ()
Date: January 29, 2017 01:22AM

Like, OMG, I am so wet!

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Re: Gonna drop a mixtape
Posted by: WSHS SOCCER ()
Date: January 29, 2017 01:23AM

BROmg*

You're talking to the guy who pretty much ruled the school!

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Re: Gonna drop a mixtape
Posted by: WSH LAX Underground Rapper 2017 ()
Date: January 29, 2017 01:25AM

I can't wait to see everybody when I get back!

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Re: Gonna drop a mixtape
Posted by: WSHS FOOTBALL 2019 ()
Date: January 29, 2017 01:26AM

We can't wait to see you either, broner!

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Re: Gonna drop a mixtape
Posted by: Emperor Trump ()
Date: January 29, 2017 01:38AM

I really like your rap. I want you to freestyle at my 2021 inauguration, nobody on here raps better than you do.

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Re: Gonna drop a mixtape
Posted by: Emperor Trump ()
Date: January 29, 2017 01:40AM

By the way, stop by Trump Tower while you're in NYC. It's the best building and nobody has built a better building than Trump Tower, believe me.

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Re: Gonna drop a mixtape
Posted by: F5dR3 ()
Date: January 29, 2017 01:49AM

Is this peekza posting all this crap?

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Re: Gonna drop a mixtape
Posted by: WSH LAX Underground Rapper 2017 ()
Date: January 29, 2017 01:52AM

God Emperor Trump, I would love to perform at your 2021 inauguration, however you would have me do it. I'll absolutely make sure to stop by Trump Tower as well!

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Re: Gonna drop a mixtape
Posted by: WSH LAX Underground Rapper 2017 ()
Date: January 29, 2017 01:53AM

F5dR3 Wrote:
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> Is this peekza posting all this crap?


Who the hell is Peekza? First, people are calling me Miz, then William, now Peekza? I'm clearly Kyle/Roy. What part don't you broners get? Miz, William, and Peekza never pretty much ruled the school. I pretty much ruled the school.

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Re: Gonna drop a mixtape
Posted by: WSHS (JV) Baseball ()
Date: January 29, 2017 08:24AM

We knew when we saw you pull up in your Camero that things were gonna get exciting. And now your gonna be a great rapper! BROtastic!


Don't pay any attention to haterz, there still jealous that you use to pretty much rule the school.

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