Gonna drop a mixtape
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WSH LAX Underground Rapper 2017
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Date: January 29, 2017 12:42AM
Hey broners, I spent some time in East Harlem tonight and some of the local black guys I chilled and played dice with taught me how to rap. I'm gonna bust a freestyle for you and you guys can tell me if it's fire or not. Reggie, Jamal, Dion, and all of the other broners think I'm a natural and they definitely spit some fire. We're also thinking about starting a rap group but I don't know how that'll work out yet since I'm coming back to NoVa tomorrow. It's gonna be called Poon-tang Clan. Here's my rap though:
My name is Roy, but you can call me Kyle
Posting on Fairfax Underground with style
I played lacrosse and pretty much ruled the school
You can't deny it, everyone thinks I'm cool
Cruising down the street in my pimped out Miata
Hitting this beat like a fucking piƱata
I got lots of cash and hoes on my dick
Everyone wants to be me, 'cause I'm so sick
I'm pretty much God, if he played lacrosse
Blowing money fast nigga, like Rick Ross
I love being rich, and I love being white
Chilling in Harlem, not another cracker in sight
Shoutout to my colored broners
They got bigger SHOWER BONERS
Trust me, we compared sizes and shit
When I get on the mic, my raps are lit