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Fox Football Robot Dude
Posted by: Clingon ()
Date: September 20, 2009 04:12PM

Is anyone else tired of the robots on Fox NFL Sunday?

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Re: Fox Football Robot Dude
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 20, 2009 04:15PM

Wait, they're using robots now?

I really need to start watching more football.

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Re: Fox Football Robot Dude
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: September 20, 2009 04:36PM

The robot's name is Cletus.

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Re: Fox Football Robot Dude
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: September 20, 2009 06:59PM

i thought the robot was cool the first time i saw it about 3 years ago. but now i agree with you. it is old and annoying, sort of like my penis.

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Re: Fox Football Robot Dude
Date: September 20, 2009 08:12PM

Clingon Wrote:
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> Is anyone else tired of the robots on Fox NFL
> Sunday?


Would that include Howie Long?

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Re: Fox Football Robot Dude
Posted by: Clingon ()
Date: September 20, 2009 09:36PM

Get rid of Caliendo too.

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Re: Fox Football Robot Dude
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: September 20, 2009 09:43PM

Numbers Wrote:
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> The robot's name is Cletus.


That's correct. But they actually spell it "Cleatus".

Get it? Huh huh huh, CLEATus, uhuhuh huh huh

My opinion: I hate the Fox football robot thing.



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Re: Fox Football Robot Dude
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 20, 2009 10:30PM


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Re: Fox Football Robot Dude
Posted by: Dude ()
Date: September 20, 2009 11:32PM

That robot reminds me of Obama. It annoying seeing both of them on Sundays!

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Re: Fox Football Robot Dude
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: September 21, 2009 06:54AM

Fox has had that fucking robot since they won the contract for the NFC games way back. You'd think they'd come up with a better idea.

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Re: Fox Football Robot Dude
Posted by: Bocephus ()
Date: September 21, 2009 08:29AM

Instead of a robot they should have Hank Williams Jr. for everything, not just the intro on Monday Night Football. Every time they went to commercial he would be drinking and trying to fight people much smaller than him to background music that has nothing to do with football - like A Country Boy Can Survive.

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Re: Fox Football Robot Dude
Posted by: Deadskin ()
Date: September 21, 2009 09:16AM

The robot is very age appropriate for your typical NFL viewer's lower tier stage of brain development. It goes well with wearing someone else's jersey which is also a internal brain disorder, while simultaneously being a bit gay.

Why don't you see a kid's transformer toy when watching soccer, golf, or the Olympics? Because FOX has done market research and they know the toy robot will appeal to the typical tractor-pull tard who watches gayball. It's not unlike McDonalds using a clown to attract children to a Happy Meal. And it's the same person they figured would pay $70 to park and walk a mile to the stadium.

Before you flame, yes I did play the game.

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Re: Fox Football Robot Dude
Date: September 21, 2009 09:22AM

Clingon Wrote:
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> Is anyone else tired of the robots on Fox NFL
> Sunday?


Still beats that heinous Digger thing Fox uses for NASCAR....



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Re: Fox Football Robot Dude
Posted by: murdstone ()
Date: September 21, 2009 10:19AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Wait, they're using robots now?
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> I really need to start watching more football.


Haha. Mephisto's second mocking remark directed toward football fans (i.e., the first being his wisecrack last week that the Rams will crush the Skins 318-3 (or some such prediction). Got to admire that, though. Although enjoyable while the game is played, it does seem like a waste of time after you realize you'd sat for 3+ hours watching the game (actually, you can, of course, spend all day Saturday and all day Sunday watching football is you're addicted).

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Re: Fox Football Robot Dude
Posted by: Zombie Dr ()
Date: September 21, 2009 03:10PM

Deadskin Wrote:
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> The robot is very age appropriate for your typical
> NFL viewer's lower tier stage of brain
> development. It goes well with wearing someone
> else's jersey which is also a internal brain
> disorder, while simultaneously being a bit gay.
>
> Why don't you see a kid's transformer toy when
> watching soccer, golf, or the Olympics?

Because if it was soccer the robot would be hurling bananas and shouting the n-word. Them fans is racist (internationally). And I'd be surprised of a Soccer hooligan wore a plain old shirt instead of donning someone else's jersey.

I also know people who always wear red on Sunday because Tiger does, and wear Tiger hats all the time.

Plus the olympics has a brand new ultra-lame child's toy mascot every time.

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Re: Fox Football Robot Dude
Posted by: Johnjuan ()
Date: January 10, 2010 07:17PM

This stupid robot had nothing to do with football, it has nothing to do with children watching football, it has nothing to do with Megan Fox, it has nothing to do with commercials, and it has more to do with the corporate idiots of Fox Network who decide to show this meaningless action figure. They must find this a kewl thing to do. These old wealthy idiots- Rupert Murdoch leading the bunch, refuse to listen to their viewers along with the masses who complain. Everyone I have talked to see this robot #34 as either childish or rediculously stupid. My message to the Fox Network is like the message in this pic.
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Re: Fox Football Robot Dude
Posted by: Dirty Jersey ()
Date: January 10, 2010 08:13PM

Yes its really gay and almost as lame as being obsessed watching grown men play a game




Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/10/2010 08:14PM by Dirty Jersey.

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Re: Fox Football Robot Dude
Posted by: Mastercard ()
Date: January 10, 2010 09:15PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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it is old and annoying, sort of like my penis.


fucking priceless!

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Re: Fox Football Robot Dude
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: January 11, 2010 11:25AM

Is this the Fairfax Fox Robot Dude?

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Re: Fox Football Robot Dude
Posted by: Off Topic ()
Date: January 11, 2010 11:46AM

Does the robot live in Fairfax?

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Re: Fox Football Robot Dude
Posted by: UdontEvenKnowHim ()
Date: January 11, 2010 01:55PM

Well I heard the Fox Robot was helping in the hunt for Osama Al Atari and he is also the first known robot to catch a STD from some slutty Westfield chic. So, it is loosely related to FFXU.

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Re: Fox Football Robot Dude
Posted by: Jersey Wall ()
Date: January 11, 2010 10:22PM

The best thing that could happen to Cletus is for him to get hammered and drive his daddy's Jag into a concrete wall.

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Re: Fox Football Robot Dude
Posted by: Vince(!) ()
Date: January 18, 2010 10:27AM

Get rid of the annoying theme song as well. The one that rips off the melody for that Christmass song.

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Re: Fox Football Robot Dude
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: January 18, 2010 10:29AM

Vince(!) Wrote:
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> Get rid of the annoying theme song as well. The
> one that rips off the melody for that Christmass
> song.


Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up lets go, off into the snow.

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Re: Fox Football Robot Dude
Posted by: Tim45 ()
Date: January 18, 2010 02:34PM

The robot is a minor annoyance. I nominate these three as the most annoying. The ads are on nonstop. My God how much money do these companies have for advertising?
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Re: Fox Football Robot Dude
Posted by: Judge Crater ()
Date: January 18, 2010 02:37PM

I wish the caveman would proclaim his love for the insurance girl by killing and giving the gecko to her, she rejecting it he would strangle her with its dead body then eat it find out its poisonous allergic reaction and die as well.

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Re: Fox Football Robot Dude
Posted by: j45lja ()
Date: January 24, 2010 08:31PM

is it blatantly apparent to anyone else that the Fox football robot and/or its creator is blantently, latently gay? Have you seen him jumping rope? what's that got to do with football? and have you seen him doing that cowboy shuffle dance where he spins and slaps himself on the ass?

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Re: Fox Football Robot Dude
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: January 25, 2010 06:30AM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Numbers Wrote:
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> > The robot's name is Cletus.
>
>
> That's correct. But they actually spell it
> "Cleatus".
>
> Get it? Huh huh huh, CLEATus, uhuhuh huh huh
>
> My opinion: I hate the Fox football robot thing.
>
>
>


fox is so biased with their football robots. I bet Hannity was behind this.

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