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If Trump could think clearly...
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: January 17, 2017 03:32PM

his first speech should go something like this, but I have the feeling he'll screw it up.

My fellow Americans,
Today starts a new chapter in the story of the United States and it would be tragic to begin with all the characters are at each others throats. With that in mind, let me start by proposing a truce. By doing so, it is not the same as waving a white flag, just a cease fire until all parties can come together and work out something more permanent.

I hereby ask for a truce with the media. Can we start fresh today by pledging to be more honest with each other and to treat each other with more respect. I will promise to allow anyone to ask any question, no matter how uncomfortable it may be and you promise to only report factual and credible stories.

I also ask for a truce with the intelligence agencies. I admit that I overreacted in my responses and I apologize. Let's start fresh and work together to keep America safe. From now on, I will accept that whatever info contained in your briefings has been thoroughly examined and/or verified as much as can be expected and I will receive these briefings, attentively on a regular basis.

And lastly, I ask for a truce with the American people. I am not as perfect as I made myself out to be. I have made mistakes and will continue to make mistakes, but I pledge that from today until the end of my presidency, I will try to make life better for ALL Americans. Also starting today, I am re-evaluating my cabinet picks and surrounding staff in an effort to represent a wider gamut of this country. I'll also re-evaluate and hold to my positions on major policy issues. It's time for this political civil war to end and time for everyone in this great country to come together as family and get on with our lives.

Today is January 20th, 2017, the day future historians will (hopefully) write about as being the day America began to heal again. America is already great! It always has been great. Lets keep America great.

Thank you,

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Re: If Trump could think clearly...
Posted by: all good to say but ()
Date: January 17, 2017 03:35PM

you still take it up the ass Numbers

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Re: If Trump could think clearly...
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: January 20, 2017 12:58PM

Awful inauguration speech.

Instead of uniting, he chooses to use the same ole campaign rally rhetoric of fear and isolationism.

Instead of reconciliation, he attacks the people he needs to work with in the future.

His speech was aimed directly at his deplorables and not at Americans as a whole. It sounded like something a 10th grader would have written and gotten a bad grade on.

Not a good start.

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Re: If Trump could think clearly...
Posted by: numbers? ()
Date: January 20, 2017 12:59PM

You take it up the ass, what do you know?

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Re: If Trump could think clearly...
Posted by: KKKillary KKKlinton. ()
Date: January 20, 2017 01:00PM

Numbers Wrote:
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> Awful inauguration speech.
>
> Instead of uniting, he chooses to use the same ole
> campaign rally rhetoric of fear and isolationism.
>
> Instead of reconciliation, he attacks the people
> he needs to work with in the future.
>
> His speech was aimed directly at his deplorables
> and not at Americans as a whole. It sounded like
> something a 10th grader would have written and
> gotten a bad grade on.
>
> Not a good start.

I guess you didn't hear the speech and that must be what the MSM is telling you to think, or you're not an American just like your girlfriend Gerry.

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Re: If Trump could think clearly...
Posted by: Libtards are irrelevant now ()
Date: January 20, 2017 01:09PM

KKKillary KKKlinton. Wrote:
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> Numbers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Awful inauguration speech.
> >
> > Instead of uniting, he chooses to use the same
> ole
> > campaign rally rhetoric of fear and
> isolationism.
> >
> > Instead of reconciliation, he attacks the
> people
> > he needs to work with in the future.
> >
> > His speech was aimed directly at his
> deplorables
> > and not at Americans as a whole. It sounded
> like
> > something a 10th grader would have written and
> > gotten a bad grade on.
> >
> > Not a good start.
>
> I guess you didn't hear the speech and that must
> be what the MSM is telling you to think, or you're
> not an American just like your girlfriend Gerry.


Trump could have read Washington's speech and Numbers would say the same thing.

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Re: If Trump could think clearly...
Posted by: no fucks given ()
Date: January 20, 2017 01:11PM

Numbers,
In case you haven't noticed, Nobody really gives a shit about whatever whiney rant you ramble on about on any given day. I didn't even make it to the second sentence of either of your posts. You're a piece of shit. Always have been. Always will be.

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Re: If Trump could think clearly...
Posted by: Tarlton ()
Date: January 20, 2017 01:34PM

no fucks given Wrote:
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> Numbers,
> In case you haven't noticed, Nobody really gives a
> shit about whatever whiney rant you ramble on
> about on any given day. I didn't even make it to
> the second sentence of either of your posts.
> You're a piece of shit. Always have been. Always
> will be.

Numbers isn't doing anything Trumptards didn't do when Obama was in office. You all hooted and howled every time Obama passed a piece of legislation. You can't dish it out if you are unwilling to take it.

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Re: If Trump could think clearly...
Posted by: no fucks given ()
Date: January 20, 2017 01:41PM

Tarlton Wrote:
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> no fucks given Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Numbers,
> > In case you haven't noticed, Nobody really gives
> a
> > shit about whatever whiney rant you ramble on
> > about on any given day. I didn't even make it
> to
> > the second sentence of either of your posts.
> > You're a piece of shit. Always have been.
> Always
> > will be.
>
> Numbers isn't doing anything Trumptards didn't do
> when Obama was in office. You all hooted and
> howled every time Obama passed a piece of
> legislation. You can't dish it out if you are
> unwilling to take it.


Take what? Numbers ain't got shit and something tells me your whiney ass doesn't either.

Oh, here's a free civics lesson for you - a President can't "pass" legislation. He can only sign it in order for it to become law.

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Re: If Trump could think clearly...
Posted by: Fractions ()
Date: January 20, 2017 01:42PM

Poor, stupid, retarded, pitiful, perverted, babbling Numbers. He took that time to write his lame thread and no one responded. So he has to bump it as a cry for homo attention. What a pathetic loser Numbers is. And he takes it up the ass as well.

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Re: If Trump could think clearly...
Posted by: derp, derp, derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp ()
Date: January 20, 2017 01:45PM

Numbers Wrote:
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> Rambling psycho-babbling bullshit

TL:DR version (since no one read all of his stupid vomit)-

Numbers takes it up the ass.

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Re: If Trump could think clearly...
Posted by: ULC ()
Date: January 20, 2017 01:51PM

It is a great day, a great time to be American. Let the news networks conspire with their fake news hit pieces. Everybody knows they are full of shit.

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Re: If Trump could think clearly...
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: January 20, 2017 02:47PM

Spoken with the intelligence and eloquence we've all come to expect from anonymous Trumptards who were so easily duped by a renowned, third rate con man.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/20/2017 02:48PM by Numbers.

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Re: If Trump could think clearly...
Posted by: iLester. ()
Date: January 20, 2017 03:12PM

You can either use speeches to create fear or you can stage fake terrorist plots and arm rogue militias to manufacture an enemy.

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Re: If Trump could think clearly...
Posted by: numbers LOL ()
Date: January 20, 2017 03:15PM

Numbers Wrote:
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> Spoken with the intelligence and eloquence we've
> all come to expect from anonymous Trumptards who
> were so easily duped by a renowned, third rate con
> man.

You're so gay.

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Re: If Trump could think clearly...
Posted by: no fucks given ()
Date: January 20, 2017 04:18PM

Numbers Wrote:
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> Spoken with the intelligence and eloquence we've
> all come to expect from anonymous Trumptards who
> were so easily duped by a renowned, third rate con
> man.

Dude, dont take it personally. Youve been posting the same inane thoughtless bullshit here for years. Did you reslly expect anyone to take the time to read your undoubtedly nonsensical whiney screed? Really?

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Re: If Trump could think clearly...
Posted by: REALLY SORRY BUT ()
Date: January 20, 2017 04:26PM

I don't talk politics with guys who take it up the butthole.

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Re: If Trump could think clearly...
Posted by: HCvkU ()
Date: January 20, 2017 06:44PM

How long do these people want to be butthurt about this shit? Like hillary really gave a shit about you? Give me a break.

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Re: If Trump could think clearly...
Posted by: Boglin ()
Date: January 20, 2017 11:53PM

I found it disappointing and classless. Numbers...I think all I know about you is that you often post some weird porn...but I do say sir, you have quite the silver tongue and perhaps if Trump had said that, I wouldn't have the hangover I'll have as a result of what I had to do today to cope with my dismay.

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Re: If Trump could think clearly...
Posted by: Lame... ()
Date: January 20, 2017 11:58PM

Perhaps both of you should have considered what Hilary's speech would have sounded like and count your blessings that a cunt like her isnt running the country.

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Re: If Trump could think clearly...
Posted by: Boglin ()
Date: January 21, 2017 12:11AM

Lame... Wrote:
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> Perhaps both of you should have considered what
> Hilary's speech would have sounded like and count
> your blessings that a cunt like her isnt running
> the country.

It probably would have sucked...and she would probably end up going down as one of the worst presidents but mostly because she never had a chance to succeed. Still though, the potential for actual, severe and permanent damage to be done to this country strongly leans in Trumps favor.

He missed a great chance to take a small step toward "better." But he clearly doesn't care about all Americans...just his 37-40% but they're more vocal and stroke his cock and it's all he's going to hear.

So there you have it, sorry to be risk averse. We live near DC...ever find it weird that places that are terrorist targets vote Democrat but Midwest assholes are the most passionate about preventing an attack in their town? They never really have to worry about the consequences of really bad leadership.

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Re: If Trump could think clearly...
Posted by: FtS4f ()
Date: January 21, 2017 12:41AM

Come back in 4 years and tell me how scared you are. For once we have an experienced businessman in charge of this country, who made
more money as a businessman in 1 year of business than he will make in his entire presidential term. He has the best economic references and advisors available. We will not need to go to war because for once we will use foreign trade policies to our advantage. If we do have to solve a problem using military conflict, he has hired the finest security counsel available. Unlike Obama, he could give a fuck less about trying to appeal to everybody. He is all about the business of running this country, not well-written, long winded speeches full of empty promises.

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Re: If Trump could think clearly...
Posted by: Boglin ()
Date: January 21, 2017 12:45AM

FtS4f Wrote:
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> Come back in 4 years and tell me how scared you
> are. For once we have an experienced businessman
> in charge of this country, who made
> more money as a businessman in 1 year of business
> than he will make in his entire presidential term.
> He has the best economic references and advisors
> available. We will not need to go to war because
> for once we will use foreign trade policies to our
> advantage. If we do have to solve a problem using
> military conflict, he has hired the finest
> security counsel available. Unlike Obama, he could
> give a fuck less about trying to appeal to
> everybody. He is all about the business of running
> this country, not well-written, long winded
> speeches full of empty promises.

Let me say this...I hope you are right. His track record though is far more concerning that you indicate.

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Re: If Trump could think clearly...
Posted by: Let me be me ()
Date: January 21, 2017 01:15AM

Numbers might have penis problems, like me, so leave him alone. It's not easy when you don't fit in.

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Re: If Trump could think clearly...
Posted by: Ft4dt ()
Date: January 21, 2017 01:17AM

Boglin Wrote:
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> FtS4f Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Come back in 4 years and tell me how scared you
> > are. For once we have an experienced
> businessman
> > in charge of this country, who made
> > more money as a businessman in 1 year of
> business
> > than he will make in his entire presidential
> term.
> > He has the best economic references and
> advisors
> > available. We will not need to go to war
> because
> > for once we will use foreign trade policies to
> our
> > advantage. If we do have to solve a problem
> using
> > military conflict, he has hired the finest
> > security counsel available. Unlike Obama, he
> could
> > give a fuck less about trying to appeal to
> > everybody. He is all about the business of
> running
> > this country, not well-written, long winded
> > speeches full of empty promises.
>
> Let me say this...I hope you are right. His track
> record though is far more concerning that you
> indicate.


He doesnt have a track record as a politician, so as far as I am concerned, his slate is clean. People need to quit associating personal values with presidents. The president's job is to keep our country safe, both from both foreign and domestic threats. Not to tell us how to live, what to accept, or appeal to our personal values. That is a personal responsibility. Good chatting with you.

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Re: If Trump could think clearly...
Posted by: bubbyman ()
Date: January 21, 2017 01:25AM

Numbers Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> his first speech should go something like this,
> but I have the feeling he'll screw it up.
>
> My fellow Americans,
> Today starts a new chapter in the story of the
> United States and it would be tragic to begin with
> all the characters are at each others throats.
> With that in mind, let me start by proposing a
> truce. By doing so, it is not the same as waving a
> white flag, just a cease fire until all parties
> can come together and work out something more
> permanent.
>
> I hereby ask for a truce with the media. Can we
> start fresh today by pledging to be more honest
> with each other and to treat each other with more
> respect. I will promise to allow anyone to ask any
> question, no matter how uncomfortable it may be
> and you promise to only report factual and
> credible stories.
>
> I also ask for a truce with the intelligence
> agencies. I admit that I overreacted in my
> responses and I apologize. Let's start fresh and
> work together to keep America safe. From now on, I
> will accept that whatever info contained in your
> briefings has been thoroughly examined and/or
> verified as much as can be expected and I will
> receive these briefings, attentively on a regular
> basis.
>
> And lastly, I ask for a truce with the American
> people. I am not as perfect as I made myself out
> to be. I have made mistakes and will continue to
> make mistakes, but I pledge that from today until
> the end of my presidency, I will try to make life
> better for ALL Americans. Also starting today, I
> am re-evaluating my cabinet picks and surrounding
> staff in an effort to represent a wider gamut of
> this country. I'll also re-evaluate and hold to my
> positions on major policy issues. It's time for
> this political civil war to end and time for
> everyone in this great country to come together as
> family and get on with our lives.
>
> Today is January 20th, 2017, the day future
> historians will (hopefully) write about as being
> the day America began to heal again. America is
> already great! It always has been great. Lets keep
> America great.
>
> Thank you,

Or......
He could have said what he did, and your last paragraph would be relevant, but a little to egotistical for the tone of his speech.

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Re: If Trump could think clearly...
Posted by: Fr4df ()
Date: January 21, 2017 01:30AM

Perhaps you should all shut the fuck uo and let the president do his job. There is a reaon he got hired and not you or Hilary. Clean your basement.

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Re: If Trump could think clearly...
Posted by: 2Funny ()
Date: January 21, 2017 02:23AM

Boglin Wrote:
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> Numbers...I think all I know about you is that you
> often post some weird porn...

You need to do better research. Numbers is a fucked-up gay who HATES Christians and women.

A fucked-up misogynist, bigoted homosexual.

but I do say sir, you
> have quite the silver tongue

Sir? LOL!

Silver tongue? Fucking LOL!

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