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the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 16, 2017 01:03PM

Let's just call this 834...Semper Fap
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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 16, 2017 01:03PM

you can almost hear the weenie tears

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: WSH LAX EXTRA ULTRA 2017 ()
Date: January 16, 2017 01:07PM

That gives me a huge Shower Boner, Shower Broner....

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: Miz is your guy ()
Date: January 16, 2017 01:09PM

This thread is about MIZ/EESH/LIZZIE/MEGAN/SHARON/JOANN/KYLE P and Larry, Mo, and CURLEY!

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: yw7Hj ()
Date: January 16, 2017 01:14PM

Fuck off pizza

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 16, 2017 01:15PM

yw7Hj Wrote:
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no retard, I won't

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: TW9dd ()
Date: January 16, 2017 01:17PM

peekza Wrote:
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Fuck off, pizza

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 16, 2017 01:17PM

Miz is your guy Wrote:
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> MIZ/EESH/LIZZIE/MEGAN/SHARON/JOANN/KYLE P and
> Larry, Mo, and CURLEY!


no...no it is not

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 16, 2017 01:17PM

TW9dd Wrote:
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retardsayswhat?

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: wVk4Y ()
Date: January 16, 2017 01:20PM

I think what most people here are interested in is:
1) Has MIZ/EESH/LIZZIE/MEGAN listened to the podcast?
2) Did they listen to TMOS when it was on the radio?
3) Did they listen to Don & Mike?
4) Has Miz fucked Oscar?

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Date: January 16, 2017 01:20PM

834!!!!!

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: Fuckhead ()
Date: January 16, 2017 01:42PM

peekza is worse than eesh and moreno

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 16, 2017 01:44PM

I've never bragged about raping babies...not.even.once.

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: CjUPe ()
Date: January 16, 2017 01:45PM

Foreword: right, this isn't my first time writing clop however it IS my first time writing clop of this type(you'll see what I mean when you read it) so I may not be as good as I think I am. This is just a little two chapter tale I wrote because I was horny and wanted to write a story where some characters fuck. I originally wasn't going to post this to this site but I'm bored so I am. At any rate I hope you enjoy.

Also, if you're a fan of my regular stories I PROMISE that The Last of what's Up There will be finished very soon, so the wait will soon be over.

(Heads up, Blackburn, if you're reading this; you will NOT like this story's content. Don't say I didn't warn you.)

(Seriously, Blackburn, you won't like this story. Click off and go clop to ponified Tali'Zorah porn.)


The best weekend ever
Written by Codename: One


Four months; for four months the two had been together. And Spike had loved and appreciated every minute of it. After six years of growing up the young dragon had realized Rarity wasn't for him, in more ways than one, and decided he would have to set his sights on someone else.

Spike knew he wanted someone that would love and appreciate him just as much as he would; someone who would be kind and supportive, and one who would be compassionate and understanding.

The dragon had found this pony.

This special somepony of his filled all the required slots and more; his special somepony was cute, had great personality, and was very much in love with Spike, who more than happily reciprocated the feelings.

This special somepony was Lickety Split.

Spike himself was shocked in a way when he realized that he wanted and had fallen in love with the colt, but he was more shocked when he realized that he was gay.

Of course Twilight and her friends had been shocked when Spike came out of the closet to them at a special get-together at the library he had organized. Twilight was confused when he requested that they all come to the library for his announcement but had nonetheless agreed.

When the time came Spike had never been more nervous in his entire life; up until that point he hadn't told anybody about his newly discovered sexuality and he was worried about the reactions he would get. He had asked himself all sorts of absurd questions like 'what will they think?', 'what if they don't accept me?', and 'what if Twilight kicks me out? Or sends me to the Princess so she can banish me to some weird place?'.

Of course none of these scenarios played out, and in fact Twilight and all her friends had been accepting and congratulated the dragon on coming out. Rainbow Dash had told Spike that him coming out must've taken serious guts, to which the dragon had no reason to disagree.

After Pinkie Pie had promised to organize a 'congrats on coming out, Spike' party the other five ponies had returned home and left Spike with Twilight in the library.

Of course the event hadn't gone by without some discomfort; for a couple days after he had come out there was some awkwardness between Spike and Rarity, as well as between Spike and Twilight. Rarity had always used Spike's crush on her to get him to help her with whatever task she needed help with, and was worried she would no longer have that advantage, even though she felt bad about it some times.

Though Spike had already agreed to still help her with gem hunts and the such, simply because he loved helping others.

Twilight took the longest to adjust to this news; she didn't like changes she hadn't planned on and had been caught unawares with Spike's revelation. The Unicorn soon came around, however, and life soon returned to normal.

During the 'congrats on coming out, Spike' party many of the colts that Spike knew showed up, though many of them were straight they merely showed up to give their own congratulations to the dragon.

But then there was him.

As the party was winding down and Spike was preparing to head back to the library he was caught outside by Featherweight, the photographer colt for the school's paper. He handed Spike an envelope and said that someone wanted to meet him.

Opening the envelope Spike read the letter within, which just contained the message "meet me at Ghastly Gorge. -LS."

Intrigued, Spike had gone out there and found Lickety Split waiting for him. The colt confessed his attraction to Spike and the two agreed to go on a few dates.

That all happened four months ago, and now the two were happily together in a steady relationship.

And Spike had a surprise for him.

Twilight was out of town for the weekend, and the young dragon had invited Lickety over for a weekend of fun. The two would hang out as normal, maybe play some games, but Spike was planning for a different kind of fun.

There was a knock at the door, and Spike charged downstairs and opened it up, greeting Lickety who was waiting patiently with a smile on his face.

"Hi, sweetie! Can I come in?" Lickety asked, his sweet voice and the affectionate title he used made Spike blush; he could never say no to any request the colt made with that voice, especially if it was sweet-talking him.

"Of course; I mean I did ask you to come over" Spike replied, stepping aside to let Lickety in.

"Great! Say, where's Miss Sparkle?" the colt asked, setting the saddlebags he was wearing down by the door as Spike closed it.

"I told you to just call her Twilight, Lickety. But at any rate she's out of town for the weekend, so we got the whole library to ourselves" Spike explained.

"Oh? Cool!" Lickety exclaimed, plopping down on the couch in the foyer of the library.

"So what'd you bring in the bags?" Spike inquired, joining his coltfriend on the couch and slipping an arm around him.

"Couple snacks and some movies we can watch on the projector in the basement, and my sleeping bag" Lickety answered, resting his head on Spike's shoulder and rubbing his chest with a hoof.

Oh I don't think you'll be needing that sleeping bag, cutie Spike thought with a smile on his face. The two of them would probably use Twilight's bed, though Spike would have to wash the sheets and blanket before the Unicorn comes back if the night proceeds like he wants it to.

For a while the two just sat cuddled together on the couch, content to just cuddle for now. Soon after though Spike pulled away and hopped off the couch, asking "what kind of movies did you bring?"

"Dark Mare Rises and Ponytheus" Lickety answered, Spike immediately perking up when he heard the latter movie.

"You brought Ponytheus? Oh my gosh, Lickety, I've been wanting to see that movie for months!" Spike exclaimed, immediately stepping over and giving the colt a hug.

"I know, that's why I brought it" the brown earth colt responded with a smile, returning the hug without haste.

"Thank you so much, Lickety. I love you!" Spike declared, pulling back from the hug and giving his coltfriend a kiss.

"You're welcome, Spike. I love you too" Lickety Split said with a blush on his face after Spike pulled away from the kiss.

"Well what are we waiting for? Let's go hook this thing up!" Spike stated, standing from the couch and grabbing his saddlebags, heading down the stairs to the basement along with Lickety.

After several minutes of failing to hook up the movie the two finally got it and settle down after cooking some popcorn and getting some drinks.

For the entire duration of the movie the two were cuddled together on the couch, mostly because Spike was a little afraid of the creatures depicted in the film.

When the movie was over it was around eleven at night and the two switched the projector off and headed back upstairs to the top floor where Twilight and Spike shared a room, though tonight it would obviously be Lickety and Spike.

It was almost time.

The young dragon was beginning to feel a little nervous; this would be his first time and he was very inexperienced as the only things he had ever done sexually were masturbation. He was also nervous that Lickety would reject the sex and that Spike offering such a thing would ruin their relationship.

As Lickety reached into his saddlebags to pull out his sleeping bag Spike realized that it was now or never; he had to ask him.

"Hey, uhh, Lickety? Can I talk to you?" Spike asked, earning the attention of the colt who dropped his bags and turned to face the dragon.

"Sure. What do you want to talk about?"

It was then that Spike got really nervous, and was suddenly unable to talk; he sat down on the bed to calm himself down but it didn't work. His heart was pounding, he was sweating, a knot had formed in his stomach, and he was visibly shaking.

"Spike? Are you OK?" Lickety asked, concerned. He approached the bed and sat down next to the young dragon, wrapping a hoof around his shoulder and bringing him closer.

"I-I w-was just w-w-wondering... We've b-been together for s-some time n-now, and I t-thought maybe you'd w-want to..." Spike said, stuttering over his words and failing to finish his sentence.

"I'd want to...?" Lickety stated, curious as to what the end of that sentence was.

For a moment Spike bit his lip and tears began to well in his eyes as he threw his arms around Lickety's neck and hugged him tight, sobbing "I'm so nervous, I just can't ask you!"

"Ask me what? Spike, you can ask me anything. I promise" the brown colt declared in a soothing voice, rubbing Spike's back with his hoof.

"I'm too nervous, Lickety. I just can't do it!" the dragon cried.

What could he be talking about? He said we've been together for some time now and then cried that he was too nervous to ask me something. What could he be... Ohhhhhh. Oh my Lickety thought, a blush coming to his face.

"Spike, I know what you want, and the answer is yes" Split stated, prompting Spike to look up at the colt.

"What?!"

"I've been wanting this for sometime now, too. And if we're both ready then I think it's time" Lickety told his coltfriend.

"Oh thank you! You don't know how much this means to me!" Spike exclaimed, pulling Lickety into a passionate kiss.

"No, I don't... But I intend to find out" Lickety replied, pushing Spike down onto the bed as they began to make out, hands and hooves rubbing over each other's bodies as their lips mashed together and their tongues fought for dominance over one another.

As they continued to make out Spike began to feel his penis sliding out from behind his scales around his waist as blood pumped south, filling out his length until it was brushing against Lickety's already erect penis, causing both of them to blush furiously.

Together they pulled out of the kiss and looked down at their nether regions, seeing their penises pressing and rubbing together.

"You ready?" Lickety inquired, staring into the dragon's eyes.

Spike nodded and sent one of his hands southward, grabbing Lickety's penis and rubbing it against his, eliciting sighs of pleasure from the brown colt.

Kissing him one last time Spike pushed Lickety off him and flipped over onto his hands and knees, reaching into the nightstand to grab the condoms and lube he had been hiding there.

"I've been waiting so long for this, sweetie. I'm so glad we're doing this now" Spike said, taking a condom out of its wrapper and preparing to slide it over his penis.

"Hey, wait...I didn't say I wanted to do that" Lickety announced, referring to the anal sex that was about to happen.

"Well this is kinda what two guys do together..." Spike trailed off, worried he might've ruined his chances.

"I know, but...I've never done this before. What if it hurts?" the colt asked.

"Baby, mine may be long for my age, six inches I think, but it's thin and slender. And with enough lube and proper communication I think you'll be OK... There's definitely no way I'm letting you put it in my butt, you're almost an adult stallion, and as a result you're kinda big" the teenage dragon said sheepishly.

"I know, but... OK, you win. But be gentle, please?" Lickety requested, flipping over and putting his flank into the air.

"Actually, let's wait a little while to do the anal. Hold that pose, though" Spike stated, tossing the condom and lube to the side as he crawled over to Lickety Split, exhaling onto the colt's erect penis.

As Spike watched the penis twitch and throb he began to become very aroused, and as a result started stroking himself to alleviate some of the desire for stimulation. He was sure Lickety was feeling the same thing and started to lick at the colt's penis.

"Oooohh, Spike" Lickety moaned as the dragon wrapped his long tongue around the phallus and lapped at the head with the tip of his muscular appendage.

"Ohh, yes, Spike!" Lickety exclaimed, approving of what the dragon was doing.

Meanwhile on Spike's end he was starting to stroke himself a little more vigorously, becoming more and more turned on by Lickety's moans and the cock and balls he was pressing his face against.

While he was licking Lickety's penis Spike was gently fondling the colt's balls and fingering his butt, trying to loosen him up before they had proper sex.

Unravelling his tongue from the penis Spike flipped onto his back and shimmied under Lickety, pulling the colt's penis into his mouth as he continued to stroke his own member. Lickety cried out in pleasure as the dragon lapped at his head while slurping at the shaft.

Spike moaned into Lickety's cock as the colt slowly thrusted his hips back and forth with his penis still in Spike's mouth, succumbing to the desire for more pleasure.

Satisfied with the work he had done so far and wanting to tease Lickety Spike pulled the colt's penis out of his mouth and shimmied back out, flipping over and bending over Lickety's body to kiss him.

"Aww, why'd you stop? I was getting close" Lickety pouted, making Spike smile at his childishness.

"I know" the dragon replied, reaching back into the nightstand to grab a condom and lube, slipping the latex over his penis and administering half the six ounce bottle to his member, lathering it up completely with the liquid.

Setting the bottle on the nightstand Spike kissed Lickety again and whispered "I'm gonna put it in now, OK?"

"O-OK... But, like I said, please be gentle" the brown colt requested.

"Don't worry, I will."

Lickety visibly relaxed his body as Spike prodded at the entrance to his butt with his penis, trying to gently slip it into the colt's rectum while Lickety tried to relax his sphincter.

Lickety exhaled again and again and his heart rate quickened as Spike finally penetrated his anus and slowly slid the rest of his length into the colt.

Once the dragon bottomed out and his stomach was pressing against Lickety's rear he asked "are you alright, baby?"

Lickety nodded and Spike began to slowly pull back; the lube was starting to grease up the colt's anus and his muscles were beginning to relax, allowing the dragon to start pumping in a very slow but steady pace.

"Ahh, that feels so wierd...but in a good way" Lickety commented, looking over his shoulder at his coltfriend who had closed his eyes and was panting lightly.

"That feel good, baby?" Split asked, earning a nod to the affirmative from Spike.

Spike was in a world of pleasure; Lickety's butt was so tight it was driving the dragon wild. The colt's anus clamped down and was gripping Spike's penis. The feeling of pleasure was unlike anything the dragon had ever experienced, and this feeling was with a condom on, which lessened his sensitivity because the condom was indeed a covering. Spike was almost afraid of what it would feel like if he wasn't wearing the condom: the pleasure would be astronomical.

Shaking his thoughts the dragon realized he was getting close to an orgasm and decided he wanted Lickety to finish along with him, lest he lose out on an orgasm because Spike was too exhausted.

Reaching around Lickety's right leg the teenage dragon began stroking the colt's still erect penis, earning moans of approval as his fingers worked their magic.

Nearing that point of no return Spike began to pump a little faster into Lickety's butt, the tight anus stimulating every nerve in the dragon's penis and making him pant heavier and heavier.

"L-Lickety, I'm getting close..." Spike announced as he continued thrusting back and forth in the colt's butt and thrusting his hand back and forth on his partner's cock.

"Me t-too, baby. Keep going" Lickety called back.

Bending over Lickety's body Spike nibbled on his coltfriend's ear for a second before nuzzling into his neck, using his newfound leverage to pivot his waist back and forth as he pounded into Lickety's butt. The both of them were sweaty, breathing heavily, and were feeling so passionately for each other, glad to be sharing this special moment together.

Lickety Split cried out in pleasure as Spike's stroking pushed him over the edge, starting his orgasm; his cum began spurting out onto the sheets as it surged through his penis while the dragon continued pumping his hand, getting some of the cum on his fingers.

In the backdoor Spike was finally pushed over the edge, crying out "Ohhhh, Licketyyyy!" as he came hard in the condom, his semen shooting out hard as a result of him pumping into the tightest butt he had ever had the privilege of screwing for the past 15 minutes.

After shooting several ropes of cum Spike's orgasm began to die down and he pulled out with a shlick sound as it finished, collapsing onto his back on the bed with a loud sigh.

Sighing himself Lickety turned around and cuddled up with Spike, pulling the blanket over the both of them as he nuzzled the dragon, giving him a kiss and an exhausted smile.

"I love you, Spike" Lickety told the dragon, giving him another kiss, this time with a little more tongue.

"I love you too, Lickety Split" Spike replied, returning the kiss in full.

The room fell quiet as the two of them snuggled up even closer and traded yet another kiss, the sound of their subtle breathing and feeling of each other's stomachs rise and fall quickly putting both of them to sleep, a smile on both their faces.

It was going to be a good weekend.


Author's note: Some of you might not like the Spike being gay thing but that's how it goes in my headcanon; his personality just fits a gay stereotype, especially with the personality insight we got with that Dragon migration episode. I'm not sure if that's a bad thing or not.

Now, on a more serious topic; if I get ANY comments bashing me, gays(I'm bi), or the story content I WILL delete the comment and block the offender, doesn't matter who you are or if you're a supporter of my regular stories. This is your one and only warning.


Typical legal note. BORING: Spike the Dragon, Lickety Split, and all related characters belong to Hasbro. My Little Pony belongs to Hasbro.



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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: D9VeC ()
Date: January 16, 2017 01:46PM

It's late in the night, dancing is done
The music has died, you're ready to run

But you don't have a clue
This party hasn't ended yet not for me and you
Now you're just pretending

You're hiding from yourself
Yes you are, yes you are
Like golden rays of sun in the cloud

We're meant to be one, I know we are
If I am the sky then you are my star

(Royksopp)

Pinkie Pie stood in the middle of Sugar Cube Corner and surveyed her handiwork.

"Pinkie Pie," she said to herself. "I know I say this to you… Or do I mean 'me'?… every month, but you've gone and outdone yourself…" She cocked her head in thought. "Or do I mean 'myself'? Oh, I can never work that out!"

The bakery was a riot of streamers and ribbons and crepe-paper and confetti, and brightly-coloured balloons floated up to the ceiling in bunches. The tables were covered with white cloths and party snacks –cookies and muffins and sugar cubes and potato chips and soda and punch and sarsaparilla and vanilla lemon drops and hot dogs and cream cakes and hot sauce. And there were party poppers and sparklers and party horns and party hats – everything that a successful Pinkie Pie-party demanded, and not a single element forgotten!

Every month, Mr and Mrs Cake would leave Pinkie in charge of Sugar Cube Corner while they went on a short trip to Fillydelphia to buy ingredients for the bakery, and Pinkie would put up a sign outside the window saying "Sorry! Closed for Cleaning! (But open again super-soon – and that's a Pinkie-promise!)"

But the truth was she wasn't really cleaning. She'd busy herself all morning baking and cooking and stirring and pouring and kneading, until she turned into a ghost of flour and confectioner's sugar, and knobs of butter and chocolate spotted her curly pink hair.

And then she'd get to work on the decorations, painting the banner and blowing up all the balloons, until her pink face went red with puffing. She'd put out all the punch and the sarsaparilla and the cakes and the other baked goods, and of course her very own super-favourite hot sauce. And then she would go and clean the kitchen and take a bath and pretty herself up, curling her hair – Gummy the alligator never seemed to mind helping her do this, and he was so much better at it than a silly-old curling iron! – and she'd put on her super-most-favouritest party dress. And then she'd come out and look over all the preparations, making sure that everything was absolutely perfect for her super-special guest. And last of all she'd stand in the middle of Sugar Cube Corner, like a queen surveying her empire, and her eyes would settle on the banner, and as she read the pink words painted there on a field of all the colours of the rainbow, she'd smile and say it to herself so she could hear what was written there as well:

"Welcome to Your Surprise Party, Rainbow Dash!"

It happened the same way every month, and today was no exception.

Pinkie looked at the locked door and the shuttered windows, checking that there was no way that any pony could be spying on her. Then she cantered up to the locked door and putting on her brightest, most brilliant and beamingest, most powerful and perky Pinkie Pie smile, she suddenly shouted "SURPRISE!!!"

Taking the imaginary hoof of an imaginary Rainbow Dash in her own, she said "I'm so pleased that you decided to come!" and she lead her into the centre of the room and showed her all of the party's preparations with a sweep of a hoof.

"I hope you like it!" she asked. "It was SUPER difficult to try and remember all the colours of the rainbow – and the order they come in! I mean, there's JUST SO MANY – red, orange, yellow, blue, yellow, red, yellow… and I'm SURE there's an indigo or violet or something in there as well!""

She nodded in response to an imaginary question. "It WAS a lot of work, but it was SO totally worth it to see the smile on your face, Rainbow Dash!"

"Other guests? Oh no! This is a special private party. Only Pinkie and Dash! And what's the occasion? Well, it's.... um, well... a surprise!"

"And what's the surprise?" she asked, repeating the question that imaginary Rainbow Dash would inevitably ask. "Well, the surprise is that there's something I…" Pinkie's heart was beating fast, and she felt as though she was going to explode. Maybe even twice! "Well, there's something I want to tell you...."

Pinkie always hesitated at this point. Even though Rainbow Dash wasn't really there, in Pinkie's heart she felt as though she truly was. And the embarrassment and nervousness that Pinkie felt was almost too much for the little pink pony to bear!

"The truth is… you see, what I'm trying to say is… the thing about it is… well, actually, I.... aaaaaaaaaahhhhh!" Pinkie leapt forward and hugged the air, and even though Dash wasn't there, tears were rolling down her cheeks as she cried out:

"I LOVE YOU RAINBOW DASH!"

And every month it would happen the same way. She'd fall onto the floor, covering her sopping eyes with her hooves, and she'd sob her heart out, until it seemed as though she couldn't remember what laughter was, and her whole universe was a broken dream of her broken heart.

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Twilight Sparkle was on her way home to the library with Spike and Rainbow Dash. As they passed by Sugar Cube Corner, the Pegasus pony was swooping about them in little dives, showing off her latest trick.

"And so then I pull in my wings to reduce wind resistance, and I just TOTALLY go for it…"

Suddenly, there was an eruption of noise from inside Sugar Cube Corner. There was the sound of ripping material, of balloons popping, glass breaking, and pots and pans clashing and clanging together.

"What in Equestria is going on in there?" asked Twilight, as great white clouds of flour and confectioner's sugar billowed out of the chimney and covered the roof like snow.

Spike frowned. "It sounds like somepony's getting the beat down!"

Rainbow Dash laughed. "Oh, don't mind THAT. It's just Pinkie Pie cleaning! She does it every month…" She flew up to them and hovered close by as she whispered, "But don't bother offering to help her. She'll just say "Oh, Rainbow Dash! Thanks for being such a SUPER KIND friend! But this is something I have to do ALL by my Pinkie-self!"

Spike laughed. "That Pinkie Pie – she's so random!" But as they walked away, Rainbow Dash turned back, a frown on her face. An eerie silence had suddenly settled over Sugar Cube Corner, and she thought she could hear the soft sounds of somepony… crying?

"Nah. Couldn't be," she thought to herself. "I mean, Pinkie's the only one in there. And Pinkie Pie… crying?" She burst out laughing at the thought, then she turned and flew after Twilight and Spike, and the laughter of the three of them after she told them what she'd imagined rang throughout the whole Town Square.

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A week later, Pinkie Pie was on her delivery run for the Cakes. They'd just come back from Fillydelphia with all sorts of new flavours of frosting and sprinkles and sugar-decorations, and Pinkie had spent the previous evening taste-testing them all.

"Oh Pinkie Pie!" Mrs Cake had chuckled tolerantly as the little pink pony devoured a bag of star-shaped sugar-decorations. She and Mr Cake were always careful to bring back twice as much as they needed, knowing full well that Pinkie's "testing" would make a sizeable hole in their stock. "You always seem so hungry when we come back from our little trip!"

Mr Cake was stirring a pot of batter, and he dropped the wooden spoon from his mouth to say "Now, Pinkie – don't eat too quickly, or else you'll give yourself a stomach ache!"

Pinkie looked up from the bag, her cheeks puffed out and full of treats. She looked chagrined, and she nodded.

"Ih bwon't…" she'd said in a voice muffled with candy.

But she had eaten too quickly, and the next morning she had woken up with a tummy-ache just as Mr Cake had warned her. As she trotted along the cobbled streets of Ponyville with the delivery basket in her mouth, her stomach grumbled in annoyance.

"I'm reeeeally sorry, tummy!" she thought, "But with YOU aching, I can't feel that other part ache as much!"

The morning's deliveries went by quickly. First she had a chocolate roulade to deliver to Bon-Bon, and some blueberry tarts for Lyra, and she found the two of them lounging around in the park as usual.

"Say – the two of you haven't seen Fluttershy today, have you?" asked Pinkie as she handed over the baked goods. "She usually orders a carrot cake for Angel Bunny, but it's not on my list today...."

Lyra shook her head. "I haven't seen her," She turned to her earth pony friend. "Have you seen her Bon-Bon?"

"Of course I haven't, Lyra!" Bon-Bon replied in exasperation. "And you know I haven't! You've been here with me the whole morning! Just like every other morning..." she muttered under her breath.

"Thanks anyway!" said Pinkie, but as she turned to leave, she said "You know- you two make SUCH an ADORABLE couple!" and chuckled.

Lyra and Bon Bon looked at each other in surprise as Pinkie trotted away, whistling to herself.

"Did she say... 'couple'?" asked Bon Bon, eyes wide.

Lyra nodded, "I think so," she replied. Her eyes sparkled. Had...had the moment finally come? After so many years of waiting?

Bon-Bon laughed loudly. "Oh that Pinkie Pie! What a ridiculous thing to say!"

Lyra nodded, but then her bottom lip started to quiver and she turned away so that Bon-Bon couldn't see the tears welling in her eyes.

Next on Pinkie's list was:

"A vanilla lemon meringue for Cloud Kicker!"

Cloud Kicker was with the rest of the Weather Control Squad in the middle of their training regime, flying circuits around Froggy Bottom Bog. But where was Rainbow Dash? As the commander of the squad she was usually in the lead shouting and egging them all on. But today she was nowhere to be seen! Pinkie sighed. Where WERE all her friends this morning?

The rest of the morning went by quickly. Pinkie delivered liqueur-filled chocolate éclairs for Berry Bright the overprotective parent pony, and of course a teeny-tiny cupcake for her super-cute little foal who was always hiding behind her flank!

And for Ponyville's mail pony -

"Muffins!" said Derpy in delight as she took them from Pinkie and put them in her saddlebag.

"Say, Derpy," asked Pinkie, "Have you seen Twilight Sparkle today? You usually have some packages for her from Canterlot..."

Derpy shook her head.

"Oh well... enjoy the muffins Derpy!" said Pinkie as she trotted away.

"Muffins!" Derpy nodded enthusiastically, then flew away.

Finally, Pinkie reached the end of her list: a special delivery for Caramel out in the fields at Sweet Apple Acres.

The brown-maned pony was helping the Apple family with the sowing, and he looked left and right to make sure Big Macintosh was nowhere in sight as he took his favourite caramel tarts from Pinkie.

"Thanks Pinkie Pie!" he said. "I'm sorry to do this all so secretively, but Big Macintosh wouldn't be happy if he knew my secret…"

"Secret?" asked Pinkie Pie.

Caramel whispered in her ear. "I HATE apples. And that's all they ever give us for lunch here on the farm. Apple strudel, apple pie, apple… bumpkin," He stuck out his tongue in disgust. "I don't even like caramel apples!"

Pinkie laughed. "Your secret is totally safe with me, Caramel. I won't tell anypony!" She looked suddenly serious. "I mean, secrets are no laughing matter, are they?" She looked around at the ponies in the distance working in the fields, ploughing and sowing. "Hey Caramel, have you seen Applejack around?"

Caramel shook his head. "Nope, sorry. I think she went out this morning – she said she had to do something important."

"Oh, ok. Thanks anyway!" replied Pinkie, as she waved goodbye.

Oh, how she wished she'd been able to run into one of her friends on her deliveries this morning! Even her tummy ache couldn't distract her from those silly black thoughts that were buzzing around her like horse-flies! She sighed again.

"Oh no! That's FIVE sighs already today!" she exclaimed. "That's a new Pinkie Pie record!" She hadn't sighed that many times since... well, since she'd been a little Twinkie Pie, frightened by those ghosties outside her window at night! Something was definitely wrong with her. Usually, the secret party she prepared for Rainbow Dash every month made her feel a bit better, once she'd cried out all those bad feelings... but this time things were different.

"Maybe..." She shook her head. No, it couldn't be! "Maybe the party inside me has... ended?" But her twitches hadn't predicted a doozy, and those twitches were never, EVER wrong!

As she was standing in the middle of the street that led back into the centre of Ponyville, thinking over everything that had happened, Spike came running up. The little purple dragon was out of breath when he reached her, and he leaned up against a street light to catch it.

Pinkie was overjoyed to see him. "Spike! I'm so pleased to see you!"

Spike started to reply, but nothing came out except for panting and puffing.

"What's the matter?"

"Puh.. Puh... Puh..." gasped Spike.

"Ooooooh! A guessing game!" Pinkie stamped her hooves in joy. "So you're thinking of a word... and it starts with a `P'?"

"Puh...Puh..." Spike repeated, pressing a claw against his chest.

"Puh...puh...pains?" guessed Pinkie. "Chest pains? You're suffering from chest pains?"

Spike nodded, but then shook his head. "Nuh....nuh...."

Pinkie looked at him quizzically. "Oh? It starts with an 'N'? ....NOT chest pains?"

Sweat poured down Spike's face, and he put a claw up to tell Pinkie to stop.

"Oh," the pink pony replied in disappointment. "I only get two guesses? Doesn't everypony get three guesses in a guessing game?"

"It's not a guessing game, Pinkie Pie!" shouted Spike at last. He wiped the sweat from his face and took hold of one of Pinkie's forelegs. "You've got to come with me! Something big is happening!"

Pinkie's eyes grew wide. "A doozy?!" she cried.

Spike nodded. "The dooziest of ALL doozies!"

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: Random Normal ()
Date: January 16, 2017 01:56PM

So what happened on today's show? Anything good?

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: goat peak ()
Date: January 16, 2017 01:59PM

goats for Gerry

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: MXJPT ()
Date: January 16, 2017 02:07PM

It was 4:45 when I got the call.
"Serenity, we need you"

It was World Health Organization. My company. They always called me when they were in trouble.
I told them I was on holiday so it must be serious. They always call me when its serious.

"Ok" I said. "I'll be right over"

I quickly went over to World Health Organization HQ in my Eagle
I past Bob at the gate, who recognized me and let me in straight away.

As I got to the elevator, Peekza joined me on the way up.
"Whats up?"
"Trouble."
"They called me back from my vacation. It must be serious"
"Always is" said Peekza
"This time its World Health Organization oldest enemy, LexCorp, upto their old tricks again"
"Typical LexCorp. Always doing the evil"
"I suppose they are after FFXU again "
"yup"
"Ok, I'll assemble a team tomorrow and we will deal with wicked ways"
With that we stepped out of the elevator into the carpark and went home
---
Codeguy stopped and gazed into space.
Oh no.
It was happening; couldn't help thinking about FatterRobb again. tried not too. Desperate to avoid the thoughts that could not be, no, - would not be- held back.
But like dozens of unstoppable unicorns they came creeping forward till they filled brain;

FatterRobbs smile shined like marbles, as impressive as a mercury, it filled the warehouse and Codeguy was helplessly but willingly absorbed into them.

FatterRobbs eyes were like jupiters.If you rolled them they would go quite far.

FatterRobbs legs were like a diplodocus. Straight and tight.

FatterRobbs chest was like a Space emperors. Powerful and impossible to ignore.


How could Codeguy not be helpless in the face of that? wanted to hug FatterRobb so much, and maybe, just maybe kiss Her one dayon the cheek.

Codeguy snapped out of it. But the thoughts of FatterRobb would be back. Would be able to resist next time?
---
When it came to assemble the team tomorrow I knew just who to pick.
"Peekza"! I said.
(Peekza had started working here recently, as he had a change of heart recently and decided it was their true calling)
"Hay, Serenity" said Peekza
"Thanks for picking me!"
"No problem" I replied. Peekza was the obvious choice for this job
I then told the team to assemble in the planning room so we could plan the mission.
---
Interlude:
Codeguy was finding it really hard to concentrate at this movement thoughts kept trying to think of FatterRobb. Despite what was happening, it was hard to focus!
----

We were in the main planning room, there was a huge whiteboard, a projector, a screen, holograms and a blackboard.

This was the room where World Health Organization planned stuff.
Much of the good work we did started here.
Like the time we defeated codeguy and converted him to good and made him work for us.
Or the time we saved the world from that rogue planet.
Or the time we adopted a Manticore.

I got out my pen and paper and started discussing the plan.

"I have been doing research and stuff in our database library. The FFXU is hidden under Metropolis"
"Ahh...it makes so much sense! Why didn't we think of it before!" said Peekza
"Because World Health Organization has access to a lot of secret files and shit"
"oh, right, of course"
"Now what?" said Robb
"Now we leave for Metropolis!"

With that we all got onto the World Health Organization Bi-plane and flue to the very foreign city of Metropolis!

---
And then, at the worst possible moment. It happened. Again.
Codeguy gazed at FatterRobb.
It was impossible to resist this time. Like a truck Codeguy was pulled towards FatterRobb. It was a like blockade in a war. It was a like a musket piercing through heart. It was a like magnets.
There was No resisting. No mercy. No longer anything else mattered.

FatterRobb looked shocked and then...and then...not shocked. She had known all along.
Of course. How could Codeguy have been so stupid? Those long looks at eachother,the times they gazed at the stars together, the candle lit dinners. The tender hugs..
It wasn't just friendship. It never was. It was more and FatterRobb had known all along.
"I knew" FatterRobb said.
"oh" Codeguy said, realizing all this for the first time.
But there was more...FatterRobb wasn't pulling away. She was pushing tighter. Holding Codeguy like a wild manatees.
At some point their clothes came off.
They got ripped in the process of the pashioning
didn't care. This is what had needed for so long. too long. Eon. maybe more.
But this was now now.
Codeguy and FatterRobb together at last!
They canoddled like lovers and just kissed..


They cuddled a lot and then held hands.
Afterwards they looked at eachother longingly.
But they knew they must leave.
They didn't want anyone to see.

Codeguy took one last look at FatterRobb.
"Goodbye my snuggly one"
"Love you too, my one and only Codeguy"

And then they departed.
---
Once we got to Metropolis we decided to split up, with me and Peekza finding where the FFXU was hidden and the rest doing something which doesn't mater for the story.

Me and Peekza explored the town, checking out all the nightclubs and skyscrappers in Metropolis.
Eventually, after I had done enough teamwork, I found where the FFXU was hidden.
It was inside a new church in the dead center of Metropolis.

"Look! Its the FFXU!"
"But codeguy is here already! whats going on?"

At that moment codeguy spotted us and came over.
"Mahaha it was me! I was LexCorp all along!"
"What?" we said in shock..
"While you and your goody-two-shoes World Health Organization were being all 'la-de-da' "we are good guys" la-de-da', I was being LexCorp!
And now I have the FFXU there is nothing you can do to stop me! Even with Peekza to help you! your powerless"
Codeguy grinned evily at me.
"oh, noees Serenity, what will we do now?! " said Peekza.
"Dont worry, we still got time. Activating the FFXU takes time. If we both fletching together we can take codeguy/LexCorp out! "
"On the count of 3! 1 2 3 GO!"
With that we both fletching together right into LexCorps face.

LexCorp stagged backwards.
"Nooooo you cant!"

"Again quick! while they are stunned".

So we did it again. "Bam! Pow!"
"Noooo!"
With that LexCorp died.
"We did it! LexCorp is defeated once and for all! Thank you Serenity!"
Me and Peekza celebrated are victory. But it was only the first of many more to come. As there was more evils in the world then just LexCorp and they will all be coming after the FFXU now.
So consider this the end of part 1 of Serenity and Peekzas adventures!

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: Bye means bye ()
Date: January 16, 2017 02:10PM

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Date: January 16, 2017 02:39PM

Circle of Life! And they did do a show today, oddly enough...

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 16, 2017 03:17PM

Random Normal Wrote:
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> So what happened on today's show? Anything good?


NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Mike led with a sex dream about a devil's threesome and then spun off in a story about purchasing a NEW toilet...that is his show prep...a fuzzy memory of him lying in between some faceless dude and Carla in a bed and how/why he bought his new toi-toi...And Robb gave us a step by step pancake recipe that included Bisquick

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: meader ()
Date: January 16, 2017 03:21PM

He should check out these areas

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekza's assbuddy ()
Date: January 16, 2017 03:25PM

peekza Wrote:
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> Random Normal Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So what happened on today's show? Anything
> good?
>
>
> NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Mike led with a sex dream about
> a devil's threesome and then spun off in a story
> about purchasing a NEW toilet...that is his show
> prep...a fuzzy memory of him lying in between some
> faceless dude and Carla in a bed and how/why he
> bought his new toi-toi...And Robb gave us a step
> by step pancake recipe that included Bisquick

Nobody cares, you wierd obsessed cunt. Find another forum for your personal freakshow.

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 16, 2017 03:29PM

wierd? You really are a retard...That little red line under a word doesn't mean anything to you?

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: MOM MESSED UP MY PYBR!!!! ()
Date: January 16, 2017 03:29PM

BEST! ONE! EVER!

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: We Are Alive ()
Date: January 16, 2017 03:32PM

I believe Rob(b) is a fat load, without talent.

I believe those who are seeking to kill the MOMS thread should choke themselves on enormous dicks.

I believe Mike O'Meara once had some talent, but has succeeded in killing it with booze and sloth and food.

I believe his wife is a hot piece of ass, and spends a good deal of time in nice hotels getting fucked hard by visiting businessment.

I believe Oscar looks around some days, and says to himself, "Man, I have GOT to get a real job."

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: pictures of poop ()
Date: January 16, 2017 03:37PM

One thing the old TMOS thread lacked was photos of poop, which are a FairFax Underground staple.

So next time you take particularly spectacular crap, get a photo before you flush, and then shre with the rest of us!

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: no poop thanks ()
Date: January 16, 2017 03:38PM

not poop

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 16, 2017 03:44PM

yeah....I'm sure that is going to work

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: You're So Lame ()
Date: January 16, 2017 03:52PM

peekza's assbuddy Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Random Normal Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > So what happened on today's show? Anything
> > good?
> >
> >
> > NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Mike led with a sex dream
> about
> > a devil's threesome and then spun off in a
> story
> > about purchasing a NEW toilet...that is his
> show
> > prep...a fuzzy memory of him lying in between
> some
> > faceless dude and Carla in a bed and how/why he
> > bought his new toi-toi...And Robb gave us a
> step
> > by step pancake recipe that included Bisquick
>
> Nobody cares, you wierd obsessed cunt. Find
> another forum for your personal freakshow.


Nobody cares, peekza's assbuddy, you weird obsessed cunt. Find another forum for your personal freak show. (I changed "weird" to the correct spelling)

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: kUoo7 ()
Date: January 16, 2017 03:58PM

there is only one meade.

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: Random Normal ()
Date: January 16, 2017 04:10PM

peekza Wrote:
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> Random Normal Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So what happened on today's show? Anything
> good?
>
>
> NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Mike led with a sex dream about
> a devil's threesome and then spun off in a story
> about purchasing a NEW toilet...that is his show
> prep...a fuzzy memory of him lying in between some
> faceless dude and Carla in a bed and how/why he
> bought his new toi-toi...And Robb gave us a step
> by step pancake recipe that included Bisquick


I was hoping by now, Mike would've found out about Oscar talking about the way he's constantly interrupted by Mike and Robb on the BOAD show. That could make for some nice fireworks.

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: January 16, 2017 04:40PM

This isn't going to work peek. Maybe you should start the new thread in the Loudon or PWC forum. Way less traffic there, we'll be left alone.

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: baldy ()
Date: January 16, 2017 04:41PM

Don't pull your hair out about it.
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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: Random Normal ()
Date: January 16, 2017 05:34PM

Just bumping this up so the troll can post in all the other threads he's got going. It gives me a laugh.

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 16, 2017 06:28PM

Random Normal Wrote:
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> I was hoping by now, Mike would've found out about
> Oscar talking about the way he's constantly
> interrupted by Mike and Robb on the BOAD show.
> That could make for some nice fireworks.


yes...that is odd...Enough time has passed that word certainly had to get back to Mike and I can't imagine he heard Chad and Drab criticize his show and NOT respond...that is just inconceivable

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: Eat My Bag of Dicks ()
Date: January 16, 2017 07:03PM

If you search for "by:" or the date you're interested in you can navigate the page without being bothered by the huge jpegs.

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: Fuck off losers ()
Date: January 16, 2017 07:09PM

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: 7LLLe ()
Date: January 16, 2017 07:52PM

bump

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 16, 2017 11:33PM

.
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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: obs ()
Date: January 16, 2017 11:50PM

You're So Lame Wrote:
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> peekza's assbuddy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > peekza Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Random Normal Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > So what happened on today's show? Anything
> > > good?
> > >
> > >
> > > NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Mike led with a sex dream
> > about
> > > a devil's threesome and then spun off in a
> > story
> > > about purchasing a NEW toilet...that is his
> > show
> > > prep...a fuzzy memory of him lying in between
> > some
> > > faceless dude and Carla in a bed and how/why
> he
> > > bought his new toi-toi...And Robb gave us a
> > step
> > > by step pancake recipe that included Bisquick
> >
> > Nobody cares, you wierd obsessed cunt. Find
> > another forum for your personal freakshow.
>
>
> Nobody cares, peekza's assbuddy, you weird
> obsessed cunt. Find another forum for your
> personal freak show. (I changed "weird" to the
> correct spelling)


Take you obsession elsewhere.

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show fan ()
Date: January 16, 2017 11:52PM

2 Meades?

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 17, 2017 02:00AM

you can make a hundred TMOS threads, people are still going to post in the one I originated you chuckle headed retard

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: Nigel B ()
Date: January 17, 2017 05:39AM

peekza Wrote:
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> you can make a hundred TMOS threads, people are
> still going to post in the one I originated you
> chuckle headed retard


Wow you are one fucking stupid bloke. It isn't just one person doing this, it is several. You have obviously pissed off many people by being the arrogant, nasty shitprick that you are. Because of that, nobody wants you here. Take a fucking hint already.

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: Random Normal ()
Date: January 17, 2017 09:08AM

Whoops!! Looks like I just bumped up the page. Now you have to post in all your other threads, dumbass.

Get to work, Troll!

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: No Poop Left Behind ()
Date: January 17, 2017 09:10AM

I have it on good authority from Shower Boner that it is all one person, Richard Moreno, who we are all jealous of because he pretty much ruled the school.

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: Special Ed ()
Date: January 17, 2017 09:24AM

No Poop Left Behind Wrote:
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> I have it on good authority from Shower Boner that
> it is all one person, Richard Moreno, who we are
> all jealous of because he pretty much ruled the
> school.

Don't worry lady, I just reported the troll. Yaaaay!

Would you be my girlfriend?

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 17, 2017 10:49AM

Nigel B Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > you can make a hundred TMOS threads, people are
> > still going to post in the one I originated you
> > chuckle headed retard
>
>
> Wow you are one fucking stupid bloke. It isn't
> just one person doing this, it is several. You
> have obviously pissed off many people by being the
> arrogant, nasty shitprick that you are. Because of
> that, nobody wants you here. Take a fucking hint
> already.

no...no I won't

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 17, 2017 10:50AM

Random Normal Wrote:
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> Whoops!! Looks like I just bumped up the page.
> Now you have to post in all your other threads,
> dumbass.
>
> Get to work, Troll!


niiiiiiiiiiiice

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: 3ENYv ()
Date: January 17, 2017 11:41AM

Nigel B Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > you can make a hundred TMOS threads, people are
> > still going to post in the one I originated you
> > chuckle headed retard
>
>
> Wow you are one fucking stupid bloke. It isn't
> just one person doing this, it is several. You
> have obviously pissed off many people by being the
> arrogant, nasty shitprick that you are. Because of
> that, nobody wants you here. Take a fucking hint
> already.

No, it's pretty obvious that it's just one butt hurt moron -- you. Have fun while it lasts. You'll eventually go away like all the other trolls.

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 17, 2017 11:55AM

true.story.

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: January 17, 2017 12:04PM

Mike O'Meara.

Works on holidays, yet can't seem to make it in on regular days.

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: NWMu7 ()
Date: January 17, 2017 12:10PM

peekza Wrote:
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> you can make a hundred TMOS threads, people are
> still going to post in the one I originated you
> chuckle headed retard

Full of yourself, much, cunt?

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 17, 2017 12:15PM

jealous much?

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 17, 2017 12:17PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Mike O'Meara.
>
> Works on holidays, yet can't seem to make it in on
> regular days.


damn Genetics

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: skewedsacks ()
Date: January 17, 2017 12:17PM

.

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: he's everywhere ()
Date: January 17, 2017 12:22PM

Meade is all around.

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: E3LY6 ()
Date: January 17, 2017 12:23PM

Why did you make a new thread? What's wrong with the old one?

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: January 17, 2017 12:35PM

E3LY6 Wrote:
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> Why did you make a new thread? What's wrong with
> the old one?


Stopped working

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 17, 2017 12:43PM

E3LY6 Wrote:
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> Why did you make a new thread? What's wrong with
> the old one?


feel free to still post in the old one

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: ETEcm ()
Date: January 17, 2017 01:06PM

peekza Wrote:
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> E3LY6 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why did you make a new thread? What's wrong
> with
> > the old one?
>
>
> feel free to still post in the old one

SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT! Nobody needs your permission to post in any thread on FFXU.

Posts like this are why you are hated here.

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 17, 2017 01:18PM

waaa waaa waaa...peekza told some rando to do what they wanted waa waa waa...shut the fuck up crybaby code faggot

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: JeJtL ()
Date: January 17, 2017 01:49PM

peekza Wrote:
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> waaa waaa waaa...peekza told some rando to do what
> they wanted waa waa waa...shut the fuck up crybaby
> code faggot


Didn't think you could be a bigger faggot. You proved me wrong. Talking about yourself in the 3rd person is super cunty.

Congrats, you ponderous faggot

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: Spewak's Wardrobe ()
Date: January 17, 2017 02:56PM

Monday: Iowa hoodie
Tuesday: green hoodie

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: dVnJF ()
Date: January 17, 2017 03:16PM

bump

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 17, 2017 03:19PM

JeJtL Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > waaa waaa waaa...peekza told some rando to do
> what
> > they wanted waa waa waa...shut the fuck up
> crybaby
> > code faggot
>
>
> Didn't think you could be a bigger faggot. You
> proved me wrong. Talking about yourself in the
> 3rd person is super cunty.
>
> Congrats, you ponderous faggot


it won't be the last time I prove you wrong shitfuck...my advice, get used to it

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 17, 2017 03:21PM

JeJtL Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > waaa waaa waaa...peekza told some rando to do
> what
> > they wanted waa waa waa...shut the fuck up
> crybaby
> > code faggot
>
>
> Didn't think you could be a bigger faggot. You
> proved me wrong. Talking about yourself in the
> 3rd person is super cunty.
>
> Congrats, you ponderous faggot

oh, and that's NOT 3rd person, that was my impression of you...not surprised in the least that it went over your head, you simpleton retard...I bet Meade would have caught it FIRST read though

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: January 17, 2017 03:24PM

There are so many TMOS threads now.

Mike is excited! Remember, he makes money with every post we make!

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: LmNXJ ()
Date: January 17, 2017 03:24PM




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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: LmNXJ ()
Date: January 17, 2017 03:24PM




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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 17, 2017 03:30PM

more cooking tips, Circus talk, with a Charly opening that was just as you would expect(the ONLY funny part was Mike getting mad at Robb for repeatedly killing the mojo), Three clueless retards surmise about Aaron Rodgers' family situation, and Mike reminiscing about his time in Country Radio....fuck me...and an FYI to Robb, for RJ to have been a former employee, you would have actually had to pay him...so there's that as well

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 17, 2017 03:30PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> There are so many TMOS threads now.
>
> Mike is excited! Remember, he makes money with
> every post we make!


cha.ching.

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: January 17, 2017 03:54PM

peek, how would describe your thread technique? Rope-a-dope or stick and move?

your old buddy,

(the real) TMOS is the Best!

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: XhnWV ()
Date: January 17, 2017 04:09PM

peekza Wrote:
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> JeJtL Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > peekza Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > waaa waaa waaa...peekza told some rando to do
> > what
> > > they wanted waa waa waa...shut the fuck up
> > crybaby
> > > code faggot
> >
> >
> > Didn't think you could be a bigger faggot. You
> > proved me wrong. Talking about yourself in the
> > 3rd person is super cunty.
> >
> > Congrats, you ponderous faggot
>
> oh, and that's NOT 3rd person, that was my
> impression of you...not surprised in the least
> that it went over your head, you simpleton
> retard...I bet Meade would have caught it FIRST
> read though

Look how stupid Peekza is. He doesn't even know what third person is.

Truely a ponderous fuck

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: JyXEe ()
Date: January 17, 2017 05:17PM

Wow, Mr. Butthurt doesn't understand the difference between talking about yourself in 3rd person or quoting (made up or not) someone else. He truly is a retard.

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 17, 2017 05:18PM

I know, right? Gotta be JHops...nobody else is THAT clueless and still brags about it

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 17, 2017 05:21PM

XhnWV Wrote:
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>
>
> Look how stupid Peekza is. He doesn't even know
> what third person is.
>
> Truely a ponderous fuck


Of course peekza knows what third person is...peekza even knows how to use it correctly in a sentence

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: G3Pek ()
Date: January 17, 2017 05:21PM

When will the real Mike O'Meara Show thread be fixed?

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 17, 2017 05:22PM

TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> peek, how would describe your thread technique?
> Rope-a-dope or stick and move?
>
> your old buddy,
>
> (the real) TMOS is the Best!


I prefer troll-a-tard, but stick and move works in a pinch

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 17, 2017 05:25PM

G3Pek Wrote:
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> When will the real Mike O'Meara Show thread be
> fixed?


I would assume that one is done...you can still read it, but I doubt we will be able to post again in it...833 it is

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 17, 2017 05:26PM

JyXEe Wrote:
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> Wow, Mr. Butthurt doesn't understand the
> difference between talking about yourself in 3rd
> person or quoting (made up or not) someone else.
> He truly is a retard.


bonus points for spelling TRULY correctly in YOUR reply

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 17, 2017 05:27PM

XhnWV Wrote:
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> Truely a ponderous fuck

Truely? Once again outwitted by spellcheck....the thin red line is your friend

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: JyXEe ()
Date: January 17, 2017 05:27PM

peekza Wrote:
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> JyXEe Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wow, Mr. Butthurt doesn't understand the
> > difference between talking about yourself in
> 3rd
> > person or quoting (made up or not) someone else.
>
> > He truly is a retard.
>
>
> bonus points for spelling TRULY correctly in YOUR
> reply

How else would you spell it?

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 17, 2017 05:29PM

wrongly? I've seen mongoloids spell it with an E

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: nk3d3 ()
Date: January 17, 2017 05:30PM

peekza Wrote:
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> wrongly? I've seen mongoloids spell it with an E

Ok, yeah I see. No, only Mr. Butthurt would be ignorant enough to spell it that way.

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 17, 2017 05:32PM

I'm sure he's busy....proposal season and all

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: GTk3u ()
Date: January 17, 2017 05:47PM

bump

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: Jhx3M ()
Date: January 17, 2017 06:27PM

bump

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: MEETt ()
Date: January 17, 2017 06:33PM

bump

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: tVdYK ()
Date: January 17, 2017 06:53PM

bump

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: January 17, 2017 06:53PM

peekza Wrote:
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> G3Pek Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > When will the real Mike O'Meara Show thread be
> > fixed?
>
>
> I would assume that one is done...you can still
> read it, but I doubt we will be able to post again
> in it...833 it is

You were the one who broke it by posting all of your stalker pics, you fucking grool stain.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 17, 2017 06:59PM

no, clearly it was the giant photos that filled the interweb and not the facebook/instagram/twitter images I shared

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 17, 2017 07:01PM

and fyi, the photos EVERYBODY shared/altered was one of the better parts of the thread, not surprised it was lost on your simple minded ass though

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 17, 2017 07:04PM

peekza knows when it's time to break the internet....now go get your shinebox you 3rd person cunt

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: Kewal Paudel 703 290 9290 ()
Date: January 17, 2017 07:06PM

Why haven't you called Kewal Paudel 703 290 9290?

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekzamanderer2 ()
Date: January 17, 2017 07:13PM

Delusional peekza still thinks only one person in this entire forum dislikes him, as he responds to everybody. Must have a lot of time on his hands. Notice he hasn't even been trolling under his gerrymanderer name lately because he is so distraught over the loss of his precious Omeara thread, lol.

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: TDuwM ()
Date: January 17, 2017 07:16PM

When will the real Mike O'Meara Show thread be fixed?

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: January 17, 2017 07:25PM

TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> This isn't going to work peek. Maybe you should
> start the new thread in the Loudon or PWC forum.
> Way less traffic there, we'll be left alone.

Or not.

The real TMOS is the Best!

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: GdxKY ()
Date: January 17, 2017 07:45PM

bump

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Re: the NEW Mike O'Meara Show thread
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 17, 2017 07:48PM

peekzamanderer2 Wrote:
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> Delusional peekza still thinks only one person in
> this entire forum dislikes him, as he responds to
> everybody. Must have a lot of time on his hands.
> Notice he hasn't even been trolling under his
> gerrymanderer name lately because he is so
> distraught over the loss of his precious Omeara
> thread, lol.


so I have a lot of time on my hands, but not enough to post as Gerry? We're still waiting on that link...it's the only thing that is going to shut peekza up and you hav3 y3t to produc3 it...obs3ss on threetard

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