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What will Trump have as a Presidential Pet?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 14, 2017 11:16AM

A laughing hyena? A flying fox?



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Re: What will Trump have as a Presidential Pet?
Posted by: GhVnT ()
Date: January 14, 2017 11:35AM

All of the anti-Trumps are his little pets. They can be some nasty little shits, but President Trump still cares for them.

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Re: What will Trump have as a Presidential Pet?
Posted by: He should ()
Date: January 14, 2017 11:37AM

He should get a retarded monkey and name it Obama.

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Re: What will Trump have as a Presidential Pet?
Posted by: TrumpTrump ()
Date: January 14, 2017 11:45AM

Emperor God Trump has proven that Mitt is his little bitch and should make a great pet...
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Re: What will Trump have as a Presidential Pet?
Date: January 14, 2017 11:46AM

I vote for YES, he will have a big dog.

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Re: What will Trump have as a Presidential Pet?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: January 14, 2017 11:49AM

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Re: What will Trump have as a Presidential Pet?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 14, 2017 11:52AM

He should get a honey badger, and have it feast on the homeless people in DC.

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Re: What will Trump have as a Presidential Pet?
Posted by: Seriously... ()
Date: January 14, 2017 12:44PM

He should Wrote:
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> He should get a retarded monkey and name it Obama.


^ LOL!

That would be funny as shit.

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Re: What will Trump have as a Presidential Pet?
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: January 14, 2017 12:46PM

Trump has never had a dog.

What kind of dork goes 74 years and NEVER has a dog?

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Re: What will Trump have as a Presidential Pet?
Posted by: Dump Trump ()
Date: January 14, 2017 12:55PM

Probably just his retarded kid Barron. That little sped is fucked up, they'll probably have to put a helmet on him so he doesn't run into the walls or fall down slipping on his drool puddle.

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Re: What will Trump have as a Presidential Pet?
Posted by: Keep it locked in a cage. ()
Date: January 14, 2017 01:02PM


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Re: What will Trump have as a Presidential Pet?
Posted by: Whore Melania ()
Date: January 14, 2017 01:20PM

I thought that squinty old whore Melania was his pet. Or is it Ivanka?

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Re: What will Trump have as a Presidential Pet?
Posted by: dem be bitter ()
Date: January 14, 2017 01:20PM

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Re: What will Trump have as a Presidential Pet?
Posted by: Transgendered Freaks ()
Date: January 14, 2017 01:23PM

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Re: What will Trump have as a Presidential Pet?
Posted by: Tarlton ()
Date: January 14, 2017 01:28PM

A rock. It is one of the few pets there are that have a lower IQ than Trump and won't
make him feel insecure.

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Re: What will Trump have as a Presidential Pet?
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: January 14, 2017 02:15PM

Tarlton Wrote:
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> A rock. It is one of the few pets there are that
> have a lower IQ than Trump and won't
> make him feel insecure.


Agreed.........
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Re: What will Trump have as a Presidential Pet?
Posted by: Mr Ick ()
Date: January 14, 2017 06:41PM

He does love grabbing pussy right??
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Re: What will Trump have as a Presidential Pet?
Posted by: Mr Ick ()
Date: January 14, 2017 06:42PM

This is now a pussy cat thread.
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Re: What will Trump have as a Presidential Pet?
Posted by: kuhCv ()
Date: January 14, 2017 06:43PM

I think it's obvious. Golden retriever. Yes, I am here all night.

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Re: What will Trump have as a Presidential Pet?
Posted by: Mr Ick ()
Date: January 14, 2017 06:45PM

Meow
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Re: What will Trump have as a Presidential Pet?
Posted by: Mr Ick ()
Date: January 14, 2017 06:48PM

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Re: What will Trump have as a Presidential Pet?
Posted by: Mr Ick ()
Date: January 14, 2017 06:56PM

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Re: What will Trump have as a Presidential Pet?
Posted by: huey ()
Date: January 14, 2017 07:06PM

I thought that thing he wears on his head was a pet of some type.

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Re: What will Trump have as a Presidential Pet?
Posted by: mTmFL ()
Date: January 14, 2017 09:47PM

Whore Melania Wrote:
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> I thought that squinty old whore Melania was his
> pet. Or is it Ivanka?


lol, you ain't gettin none. ignorant, intolerant libs hate everyone who doesn't walk in lock step.

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Re: What will Trump have as a Presidential Pet?
Posted by: A Burke Lake cryptid ()
Date: January 14, 2017 09:50PM

There's one in captivity, right now, at the Fairfax County ADC. As a gesture of bipartisanship, Democratic-leaning Fairfax has offered this unique specimen to PEOTUS Trump as a White House First Pet. Trump has gratefully accepted, and intends to house the cryptid where it can be enjoyed by tourists during the day. During evenings, the cryptid will provide many an hour of amusement to White House guests. Vladimir Putin is currently in negotiations with Fairfax Co and PEOTUS Trump to keep the cryptid at the Moscow Zoo during the summer of 2018, as such a creature is completely unknown to the Russians, who are already electified at the prospect of viewing this unique organism first hand.

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Re: What will Trump have as a Presidential Pet?
Posted by: Reaper ()
Date: January 14, 2017 09:54PM

A mexican.

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Re: What will Trump have as a Presidential Pet?
Posted by: Tarlton ()
Date: January 14, 2017 10:10PM

A Burke Lake cryptid Wrote:
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> There's one in captivity, right now, at the
> Fairfax County ADC. As a gesture of
> bipartisanship, Democratic-leaning Fairfax has
> offered this unique specimen to PEOTUS Trump as a
> White House First Pet. Trump has gratefully
> accepted, and intends to house the cryptid where
> it can be enjoyed by tourists during the day.
> During evenings, the cryptid will provide many an
> hour of amusement to White House guests. Vladimir
> Putin is currently in negotiations with Fairfax Co
> and PEOTUS Trump to keep the cryptid at the Moscow
> Zoo during the summer of 2018, as such a creature
> is completely unknown to the Russians, who are
> already electified at the prospect of viewing this
> unique organism first hand.


It just so happens Putin already has a pet that will be residing in the White House. Donald Trump.

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Re: What will Trump have as a Presidential Pet?
Posted by: Another stupid post by Carlton ()
Date: January 14, 2017 10:25PM

Tarlton Wrote:
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> A Burke Lake cryptid Wrote:
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> -----
> > There's one in captivity, right now, at the
> > Fairfax County ADC. As a gesture of
> > bipartisanship, Democratic-leaning Fairfax has
> > offered this unique specimen to PEOTUS Trump as
> a
> > White House First Pet. Trump has gratefully
> > accepted, and intends to house the cryptid
> where
> > it can be enjoyed by tourists during the day.
> > During evenings, the cryptid will provide many
> an
> > hour of amusement to White House guests.
> Vladimir
> > Putin is currently in negotiations with Fairfax
> Co
> > and PEOTUS Trump to keep the cryptid at the
> Moscow
> > Zoo during the summer of 2018, as such a
> creature
> > is completely unknown to the Russians, who are
> > already electified at the prospect of viewing
> this
> > unique organism first hand.
>
>
> It just so happens Putin already has a pet that
> will be residing in the White House. Donald Trump.


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Re: What will Trump have as a Presidential Pet?
Posted by: Reaper ()
Date: January 14, 2017 11:10PM

A mexican would be a great pet.

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