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Learn Trump's Secrets To Become Rich for FREE
Posted by:
Become a Millionaire Fast
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Date: January 12, 2017 08:14PM
Some books and late night infomercials may charge for this but since this is FFXU I'll give you the success secrets for free.
The Trump Secret success formula:
1) Borrow a shit load of money from a rich relative
2) Start a business and ignore all the laws that restrict competitors.
3) When your business gets caught, hire a shitload of lawyers to wear down any prosecution. Tie it up in long drawn out paperwork.
4) Never pay anybody full contract price. Claim their work was not complete for some made up reason. Take them to court and sue them. Wear them down in lawyer costs and draw the process out for years. Wait until they'll settle for half the original contract price.
5) Once you have raided all the money out of the business investors file bankruptcy so you don't owe shit.
6) Make sure the business goes under big time. Take the losses and file for tax credits so in the future you wont have to pay any taxes.
Repeat starting with step 1
The Trump Secret success formula:
1) Borrow a shit load of money from a rich relative
2) Start a business and ignore all the laws that restrict competitors.
3) When your business gets caught, hire a shitload of lawyers to wear down any prosecution. Tie it up in long drawn out paperwork.
4) Never pay anybody full contract price. Claim their work was not complete for some made up reason. Take them to court and sue them. Wear them down in lawyer costs and draw the process out for years. Wait until they'll settle for half the original contract price.
5) Once you have raided all the money out of the business investors file bankruptcy so you don't owe shit.
6) Make sure the business goes under big time. Take the losses and file for tax credits so in the future you wont have to pay any taxes.
Repeat starting with step 1
Re: Learn Trump's Secrets To Become Rich for FREE
Posted by:
Step 7
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Date: January 12, 2017 08:16PM
7. Win Presidency, watch liberal tears, SJW meltdown.
Re: Learn Trump's Secrets To Become Rich for FREE
Posted by:
Blue_America
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Date: January 12, 2017 08:20PM
Step 7a- make all the illiterate uneducated yokels in flyover country believe you are one of them, and promise them the moon so they vote for and troll for you, even though your political and social beliefs do not remotely match theirs.
Re: Learn Trump's Secrets To Become Rich for FREE
Posted by:
Step 8.
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Date: January 12, 2017 08:24PM
Step 7 Wrote:
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> 7. Win Presidency, watch liberal tears, SJW
> meltdown.
Step 8. Lap up more liberal tears.
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> 7. Win Presidency, watch liberal tears, SJW
> meltdown.
Step 8. Lap up more liberal tears.
Re: Learn Trump's Secrets To Become Rich for FREE
Posted by:
Become a Millionaire Fast
()
Date: January 12, 2017 08:24PM
Step 7 Wrote:
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> 7. Win Presidency, watch liberal tears, SJW
> meltdown.
Whatever. Don't care about the political bullshit. Just teaching how to become a successful in business under Trump.
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> 7. Win Presidency, watch liberal tears, SJW
> meltdown.
Whatever. Don't care about the political bullshit. Just teaching how to become a successful in business under Trump.
Re: Learn Trump's Secrets To Become Rich for FREE
Posted by:
Tone2
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Date: January 12, 2017 08:24PM
Look like Step 7 victimized you. Call the Wambulance.
Re: Learn Trump's Secrets To Become Rich for FREE
Posted by:
Steps 9. - 73.
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Date: January 12, 2017 08:25PM
Repeat Step 8.
Re: Learn Trump's Secrets To Become Rich for FREE
Posted by:
Tears of Laughter
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Date: January 12, 2017 08:26PM
Step 8. Wrote:
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> Step 7 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 7. Win Presidency, watch liberal tears, SJW
> > meltdown.
>
>
> Step 8. Lap up more liberal tears.
Those tears are from liberal laughter. Trump is comedy gold.
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> Step 7 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 7. Win Presidency, watch liberal tears, SJW
> > meltdown.
>
>
> Step 8. Lap up more liberal tears.
Those tears are from liberal laughter. Trump is comedy gold.
Re: Learn Trump's Secrets To Become Rich for FREE
Posted by:
you're not successful
()
Date: January 12, 2017 08:28PM
Become a Millionaire Fast Wrote:
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> Step 7 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 7. Win Presidency, watch liberal tears, SJW
> > meltdown.
>
> Whatever. Don't care about the political
> bullshit. Just teaching how to become a
> successful in business under Trump.
No whiners are successful.
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> Step 7 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 7. Win Presidency, watch liberal tears, SJW
> > meltdown.
>
> Whatever. Don't care about the political
> bullshit. Just teaching how to become a
> successful in business under Trump.
No whiners are successful.
Re: Learn Trump's Secrets To Become Rich for FREE
Posted by:
Blue_America
()
Date: January 12, 2017 08:28PM
Step 8. Wrote:
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> Step 7 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 7. Win Presidency, watch liberal tears, SJW
> > meltdown.
>
>
> Step 8. Lap up more liberal tears.
Yep these are tears I'm shedding, tears of laughter. Trump took you all for fools and his administration is already a mess. I love seeing these jokers at the confirmation hearing totally going against Trumps party line. Many actually seem pretty level headed and it looks like Trump is just a figure head. Hopefully the grownups in the GOP, the few that there are take the real power from him and just cart him out for events.
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> Step 7 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 7. Win Presidency, watch liberal tears, SJW
> > meltdown.
>
>
> Step 8. Lap up more liberal tears.
Yep these are tears I'm shedding, tears of laughter. Trump took you all for fools and his administration is already a mess. I love seeing these jokers at the confirmation hearing totally going against Trumps party line. Many actually seem pretty level headed and it looks like Trump is just a figure head. Hopefully the grownups in the GOP, the few that there are take the real power from him and just cart him out for events.
Re: Learn Trump's Secrets To Become Rich for FREE
Posted by:
The Art of Driving Libtards Nuts
()
Date: January 12, 2017 08:30PM
Blue_America Wrote:
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> Step 8. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Step 7 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > 7. Win Presidency, watch liberal tears, SJW
> > > meltdown.
> >
> >
> > Step 8. Lap up more liberal tears.
>
>
> Yep these are tears I'm shedding, tears of
> laughter. Trump took you all for fools and his
> administration is already a mess. I love seeing
> these jokers at the confirmation hearing totally
> going against Trumps party line. Many actually
> seem pretty level headed and it looks like Trump
> is just a figure head. Hopefully the grownups in
> the GOP, the few that there are take the real
> power from him and just cart him out for events.
^^^^^
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> Step 8. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Step 7 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > 7. Win Presidency, watch liberal tears, SJW
> > > meltdown.
> >
> >
> > Step 8. Lap up more liberal tears.
>
>
> Yep these are tears I'm shedding, tears of
> laughter. Trump took you all for fools and his
> administration is already a mess. I love seeing
> these jokers at the confirmation hearing totally
> going against Trumps party line. Many actually
> seem pretty level headed and it looks like Trump
> is just a figure head. Hopefully the grownups in
> the GOP, the few that there are take the real
> power from him and just cart him out for events.
^^^^^
Re: Learn Trump's Secrets To Become Rich for FREE
Posted by:
Laugh Track
()
Date: January 12, 2017 08:36PM
Please stop!! I'm laughing so hard at the Trump train the tears may get me dehydrated!!!
Re: Learn Trump's Secrets To Become Rich for FREE
Posted by:
Gerrymanderer2
()
Date: January 12, 2017 08:36PM
Sounds like a Trump University scam.
Re: Learn Trump's Secrets To Become Rich for FREE
Posted by:
Trump Fail - AGAIN
()
Date: January 12, 2017 08:40PM
Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Sounds like a Trump University scam.
Or could be Trump casino.
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> Sounds like a Trump University scam.
Or could be Trump casino.
Re: Learn Trump's Secrets To Become Rich for FREE
Posted by:
or a Trump presidential campaign
()
Date: January 12, 2017 08:42PM
oh wait, he won that!
Re: Learn Trump's Secrets To Become Rich for FREE
Posted by:
Knee Slapper
()
Date: January 12, 2017 08:45PM
Wanna see something really funny?
LOLOLOLOL!
LOLOLOLOL!
Re: Learn Trump's Secrets To Become Rich for FREE
Posted by:
Tears of Laughter
()
Date: January 12, 2017 08:48PM
Step 8. Wrote:
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> Step 7 Wrote:
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> > 7. Win Presidency, watch liberal tears, SJW
> > meltdown.
>
>
> Step 8. Lap up more liberal tears.
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> > 7. Win Presidency, watch liberal tears, SJW
> > meltdown.
>
>
> Step 8. Lap up more liberal tears.
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Re: Learn Trump's Secrets To Become Rich for FREE
Posted by:
Tears on Bill's Pillow
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Date: January 12, 2017 09:01PM
Tears of Laughter Wrote:
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> Step 8. Wrote:
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> > Step 7 Wrote:
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>
> > -----
> > > 7. Win Presidency, watch liberal tears, SJW
> > > meltdown.
> >
> >
> > Step 8. Lap up more liberal tears.
I know! Funny as shit isn't it?
LOLOLOL!
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> Step 8. Wrote:
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> > Step 7 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > 7. Win Presidency, watch liberal tears, SJW
> > > meltdown.
> >
> >
> > Step 8. Lap up more liberal tears.
I know! Funny as shit isn't it?
LOLOLOL!
Re: Learn Trump's Secrets To Become Rich for FREE
Posted by:
Ralph Pootawn
()
Date: January 12, 2017 09:28PM
Tears on Bill's Pillow Wrote:
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> Tears of Laughter Wrote:
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> > Step 8. Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > Step 7 Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > 7. Win Presidency, watch liberal tears, SJW
> > > > meltdown.
> > >
> > >
> > > Step 8. Lap up more liberal tears.
>
>
> I know! Funny as shit isn't it?
>
> LOLOLOL!
>
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> om/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/trump-clinton.jpg">
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> Tears of Laughter Wrote:
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> > Step 8. Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > Step 7 Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > 7. Win Presidency, watch liberal tears, SJW
> > > > meltdown.
> > >
> > >
> > > Step 8. Lap up more liberal tears.
>
>
> I know! Funny as shit isn't it?
>
> LOLOLOL!
>
> src="http://8482-presscdn-0-13.pagely.netdna-cdn.c
> om/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/trump-clinton.jpg">
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Re: Learn Trump's Secrets To Become Rich for FREE
Posted by:
<okay>
()
Date: January 12, 2017 09:42PM
Become a Millionaire Fast Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Some books and late night infomercials may charge
> for this but since this is FFXU I'll give you the
> success secrets for free.
>
> The Trump Secret success formula:
>
> 1) Borrow a shit load of money from a rich
> relative
>
> 2) Start a business and ignore all the laws that
> restrict competitors.
>
> 3) When your business gets caught, hire a shitload
> of lawyers to wear down any prosecution. Tie it
> up in long drawn out paperwork.
>
> 4) Never pay anybody full contract price. Claim
> their work was not complete for some made up
> reason. Take them to court and sue them. Wear
> them down in lawyer costs and draw the process out
> for years. Wait until they'll settle for half the
> original contract price.
>
> 5) Once you have raided all the money out of the
> business investors file bankruptcy so you don't
> owe shit.
>
> 6) Make sure the business goes under big time.
> Take the losses and file for tax credits so in the
> future you wont have to pay any taxes.
>
> Repeat starting with step 1
Attachments:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Some books and late night infomercials may charge
> for this but since this is FFXU I'll give you the
> success secrets for free.
>
> The Trump Secret success formula:
>
> 1) Borrow a shit load of money from a rich
> relative
>
> 2) Start a business and ignore all the laws that
> restrict competitors.
>
> 3) When your business gets caught, hire a shitload
> of lawyers to wear down any prosecution. Tie it
> up in long drawn out paperwork.
>
> 4) Never pay anybody full contract price. Claim
> their work was not complete for some made up
> reason. Take them to court and sue them. Wear
> them down in lawyer costs and draw the process out
> for years. Wait until they'll settle for half the
> original contract price.
>
> 5) Once you have raided all the money out of the
> business investors file bankruptcy so you don't
> owe shit.
>
> 6) Make sure the business goes under big time.
> Take the losses and file for tax credits so in the
> future you wont have to pay any taxes.
>
> Repeat starting with step 1
Attachments: