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Will Trump fix the Wasington Monument elevator?
Posted by: True the Vote! ()
Date: January 10, 2017 01:00PM

Obama's guy said three years to repair, I'd bet Trump knows a guy that could have it up and running in time for his inauguration.

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Re: Will Trump fix the Wasington Monument elevator?
Posted by: KKKillary KKKlinton. ()
Date: January 10, 2017 01:10PM

On time and under budget.

Obama couldn't do that.

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Re: Will Trump fix the Wasington Monument elevator?
Posted by: Trumps cousin ()
Date: January 10, 2017 01:25PM

We will fix that elevator right away. Baaaleave me!

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Re: Will Trump fix the Wasington Monument elevator?
Posted by: irjrij ()
Date: January 10, 2017 01:28PM

When Trump is inaugurated the elevator will fix itself.

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Re: Will Trump fix the Wasington Monument elevator?
Posted by: hdwG7 ()
Date: January 10, 2017 01:55PM

That old dusty thing? Don't we have teleporters yet?

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Re: Will fonal dumfix the Wasington Monument elevator?
Posted by: donald dump ()
Date: January 10, 2017 01:57PM

True the Vote! Wrote:
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> Obama's guy said three years to repair, I'd bet
> Trump knows a guy that could have it up and
> running in time for his inauguration.



He'd stiff the contractor and then try and make Mexico pay for it.

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Re: Will Trump fix the Wasington Monument elevator?
Posted by: vDKbN ()
Date: January 10, 2017 02:02PM

Washington would regret the monument today if not use the stone for local hotels.

The Washington monument has become a never ending cost over-run and a never ending source of communist jobs for D.C.

... and usually is not open to the public

Washington forbid Congress to erect a monument for his grave - and seeing that funding the monument has become like funding the presidential commercial air-liner - it's exactly why. Because Washington was smarter than all that.

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Re: Will Trump fix the Wasington Monument elevator?
Posted by: Raze and Replace ()
Date: January 10, 2017 03:27PM

Why fix that rickety old monument? In its place, we could build a fantastic monument to Donald J Trump. It would have to be twice as big as the Washington Monument, of course. It would be fantastic.

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Re: Will Trump fix the Wasington Monument elevator?
Posted by: take the stairs ()
Date: January 10, 2017 05:15PM

you lazy fat fuck...

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Re: Will Trump fix the Wasington Monument elevator?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: January 10, 2017 05:21PM

irjrij Wrote:
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> When Trump is inaugurated the elevator will fix
> itself.

And Trump will take credit for it in a tweet.

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Re: Will Trump fix the Wasington Monument elevator?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: January 10, 2017 05:22PM

Raze and Replace Wrote:
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> Why fix that rickety old monument? In its place,
> we could build a fantastic monument to Donald J
> Trump. It would have to be twice as big as the
> Washington Monument, of course. It would be
> fantastic.

Since he said during a presidential debate that he was well endowed maybe we can just renovate it into a replica of Trumps penis.

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Re: Will Trump fix the Wasington Monument elevator?
Posted by: x7KtJ ()
Date: January 10, 2017 06:42PM


wait the button is a little squeaky

contact the office of the fire chief of dc ! they'll do a study for replacing the fire alarm system in the shaft

c.p. the more you love that monument they more DC will give you the shaft


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Re: Will Trump fix the Wasington Monument elevator?
Posted by: True the Vote! ()
Date: January 10, 2017 08:57PM

Trump could build another Washington Monument in one year. Obama's boyz need three years to fix the elevator?

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