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Do Kris Askins and William Moreno hook up?
Posted by: Matchmaker ()
Date: January 07, 2017 12:13AM

Since our two sad lonely protagonists William Moreno and "Kankles" Kris Askins have lost the companionship of their little pet monkey Monique Wells, perhaps they can find some comfort in each others' arms. (Or perhaps they have already done so?)

Each can pretend the other is Monique as they strip naked and writhe about on Miz's filthy bare mattress, made slippery now by the oils from their seldom-washed bodies. They both desperately crave the little black boy who once brought them so much joy, but is now shackled behind bars and out of reach. As they run their chubby fingers through each other's greasy stringy hair, the sensation belies their fading memories of Monique: They yearn to feel that short nappy Brillo pad atop a dented and misshapen head. Their hairy, sweaty, beefy bear bodies press together in passion as their hands and tongues explore. They both imagine Monique's musky African female scent as they bury their noses deep within the moist folds of their own corpulent white male bodies... Miz and Kris united in a fury of animal lust: grunting and groaning with carnal ecstasy...

They discover a new joy in each other. They care not for who is top or bottom, but freely exchange roles as they exchange bodily fluids. Filling each other with passion and releasing the the tension and frustration of their sad pathetic lives, their heaving, sweating bodies approach climax and they approach the closest thing to a workout either will ever see. Then, in the afterglow while sharing a 6-pack of P(Y)BR, they plot Lizzies escape, and their next moves against their Internet arch-enemy eesh.

Such a sordid union may well curb William's psychosis while Monique is away. Kankles and Miz could perhaps even welcome Monique into their marriage when she is eventually released, forming an unholy trinity of psychotic madness to plague the forum. They would need a bigger bed of course.
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Re: Do Kris Askins and William Moreno hook up?
Posted by: 943 ()
Date: January 07, 2017 02:40AM

your saying they are not the same dude?

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Re: Do Kris Askins and William Moreno hook up?
Posted by: Karma is a Bitch ()
Date: January 07, 2017 04:55AM

I wonder if Mo regrets the karma tat as it sure caught up to him!

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Re: Do Kris Askins and William Moreno hook up?
Posted by: ewwwwwwwwwww ()
Date: January 07, 2017 03:48PM

Thanks I just threw up in my mouth a little from reading that.

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Re: Do Kris Askins and William Moreno hook up?
Posted by: tootguy@aol.com ()
Date: January 07, 2017 03:55PM

My son ain't no homosexual.
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Re: Do Kris Askins and William Moreno hook up?
Posted by: Miz and Kris lovers at last ()
Date: January 08, 2017 02:51AM

Matchmaker Wrote:
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> Since our two sad lonely protagonists William
> Moreno and "Kankles" Kris Askins have lost the
> companionship of their little pet monkey Monique
> Wells, perhaps they can find some comfort in each
> others' arms. (Or perhaps they have already done
> so?)
>
> Each can pretend the other is Monique as they
> strip naked and writhe about on Miz's filthy bare
> mattress, made slippery now by the oils from their
> seldom-washed bodies. They both desperately crave
> the little black boy who once brought them so much
> joy, but is now shackled behind bars and out of
> reach. As they run their chubby fingers through
> each other's greasy stringy hair, the sensation
> belies their fading memories of Monique: They
> yearn to feel that short nappy Brillo pad atop a
> dented and misshapen head. Their hairy, sweaty,
> beefy bear bodies press together in passion as
> their hands and tongues explore. They both
> imagine Monique's musky African female scent as
> they bury their noses deep within the moist folds
> of their own corpulent white male bodies... Miz
> and Kris united in a fury of animal lust: grunting
> and groaning with carnal ecstasy...
>
> They discover a new joy in each other. They care
> not for who is top or bottom, but freely exchange
> roles as they exchange bodily fluids. Filling
> each other with passion and releasing the the
> tension and frustration of their sad pathetic
> lives, their heaving, sweating bodies approach
> climax and they approach the closest thing to a
> workout either will ever see. Then, in the
> afterglow while sharing a 6-pack of P(Y)BR, they
> plot Lizzies escape, and their next moves against
> their Internet arch-enemy eesh.
>
> Such a sordid union may well curb William's
> psychosis while Monique is away. Kankles and Miz
> could perhaps even welcome Monique into their
> marriage when she is eventually released, forming
> an unholy trinity of psychotic madness to plague
> the forum. They would need a bigger bed of
> course.

Think these two fat fucks are still up rolling around naked and fucking each other, or have they passed out by now?

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Re: Do Kris Askins and William Moreno hook up?
Posted by: Def a homosexual ()
Date: January 11, 2017 03:24PM

William Robert Moreno aka Mr. Misery aka Jimmylegs aka voodooslut is a huge dick-sucking faggot. He sucks the dick of Kris and nany other men every day. The only woman he has sex with is his own mother Sharon Moreno, and he fucks her up the ass.
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Re: Do Kris Askins and William Moreno hook up?
Posted by: Miz is your guy ()
Date: January 11, 2017 04:21PM

Broham

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Re: Do Kris Askins and William Moreno hook up?
Posted by: the 3 fat retards ()
Date: January 11, 2017 04:43PM

Why do the 3 fat retards all chase the nigger boy?

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Re: Do Kris Askins and William Moreno hook up?
Posted by: eesh and mo sitting in a tree ()
Date: January 11, 2017 07:38PM

Is eesh a bottom boy?

Mo looks more dominant than eesh

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Re: Do Kris Askins and William Moreno hook up?
Posted by: lizzies purple dildoe ()
Date: January 11, 2017 07:49PM

Eesh is a top with men but may have been a bottom with Lizzie. She reportedly used her famous purple dildoe on him. The same one she used on Katie and Megan and god knows who else... Yuk.

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Re: Do Kris Askins and William Moreno hook up?
Posted by: the non fat one ()
Date: January 11, 2017 07:50PM

Whatever happened to this dude?
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Re: Do Kris Askins and William Moreno hook up?
Posted by: the other open collar guy ()
Date: January 11, 2017 07:57PM

He had facial hair too.
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