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that's fucking great.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Thread Analysis Flowchart
Posted by:
bored at work
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Date: September 16, 2009 12:29PM
Flowchart detailing the course of a typical FFXU thread.
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Re: Thread Analysis Flowchart
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: September 16, 2009 12:31PM
Bored at Work-
I love your work. I just hope you aren't supposed to be watching some security monitor or life-supporting equipment while you are doing this.
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
I love your work. I just hope you aren't supposed to be watching some security monitor or life-supporting equipment while you are doing this.
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
Re: Thread Analysis Flowchart
Posted by:
Melon Coli
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Date: September 16, 2009 12:33PM
Your best work yet!
Re: Thread Analysis Flowchart
Posted by:
Registered Voter
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Date: September 16, 2009 12:42PM
Missing a few lines here and there, and needs to be expanded to include other topics. But on the political side, about 60% accurate.
Re: Thread Analysis Flowchart
Posted by:
Gravis
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Date: September 16, 2009 03:40PM
that's fucking great.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
Re: Thread Analysis Flowchart
Posted by:
ffxstoner
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Date: September 16, 2009 08:52PM
lol bored your work is great! loved the death spread sheet also!
Re: Thread Analysis Flowchart
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
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Date: September 16, 2009 10:35PM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Bored at Work-
>
> I love your work. I just hope you aren't supposed
> to be watching some security monitor or
> life-supporting equipment while you are doing
> this.
Judging by his proficiency in creating these flowcharts, there's a chance that his boss might be wondering why he hasn't completed a programming project or a proposal yet.
Then again, also judging by his proficiency, he may be completing his projects early and is smart enough to wait to hand them over so his boss doesn't start making more realistic deadlines.
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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.
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> Bored at Work-
>
> I love your work. I just hope you aren't supposed
> to be watching some security monitor or
> life-supporting equipment while you are doing
> this.
Judging by his proficiency in creating these flowcharts, there's a chance that his boss might be wondering why he hasn't completed a programming project or a proposal yet.
Then again, also judging by his proficiency, he may be completing his projects early and is smart enough to wait to hand them over so his boss doesn't start making more realistic deadlines.
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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.
Re: Thread Analysis Flowchart
Posted by:
Gravis
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Date: September 16, 2009 10:42PM
Thurston Moore Wrote:
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> Judging by his proficiency in creating these
> flowcharts, there's a chance that his boss might
> be wondering why he hasn't completed a programming
> project or a proposal yet.
>
> Then again, also judging by his proficiency, he
> may be completing his projects early and is smart
> enough to wait to hand them over so his boss
> doesn't start making more realistic deadlines.
shows what you know, application development always runs past it's deadline.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
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> Judging by his proficiency in creating these
> flowcharts, there's a chance that his boss might
> be wondering why he hasn't completed a programming
> project or a proposal yet.
>
> Then again, also judging by his proficiency, he
> may be completing his projects early and is smart
> enough to wait to hand them over so his boss
> doesn't start making more realistic deadlines.
shows what you know, application development always runs past it's deadline.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
Re: Thread Analysis Flowchart
Posted by:
Czar
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Date: September 16, 2009 10:42PM
lol att the vince references. just lol.. i want him to state his opinion on here
Re: Thread Analysis Flowchart
Posted by:
Eastsider
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Date: September 16, 2009 10:50PM
This thread derailed after the fourth post.
Re: Thread Analysis Flowchart
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
()
Date: September 16, 2009 11:26PM
Gravis Wrote:
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> shows what you know, application development
> always runs past it's deadline.
Well, in Web Development, we always pad our time estimates.
For many reasons.
First, Advertising/Marketing and Editorial will always bring changes to the original specifications.
Second, if you tell them it only takes about 2 days to create the functionality of a website, they start to question why they are paying you so much.
Why do you think sites owned by large corporations take six months to be developed, and cost hundreds of thousands or even millions of dollars? Two reasons: six months is long enough to get into application development levels of changing specifications, and the longer it takes, the more money everyone makes.
The collateral benefit is that you say it will take 2 weeks to build a site, and work slowly and methodically, or finish it overnight and have 2 weeks to goof off at work and make little tweaks to the site here and there that makes your work look really awesome and impresses everyone.
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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/16/2009 11:28PM by Thurston Moore.
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>
> shows what you know, application development
> always runs past it's deadline.
Well, in Web Development, we always pad our time estimates.
For many reasons.
First, Advertising/Marketing and Editorial will always bring changes to the original specifications.
Second, if you tell them it only takes about 2 days to create the functionality of a website, they start to question why they are paying you so much.
Why do you think sites owned by large corporations take six months to be developed, and cost hundreds of thousands or even millions of dollars? Two reasons: six months is long enough to get into application development levels of changing specifications, and the longer it takes, the more money everyone makes.
The collateral benefit is that you say it will take 2 weeks to build a site, and work slowly and methodically, or finish it overnight and have 2 weeks to goof off at work and make little tweaks to the site here and there that makes your work look really awesome and impresses everyone.
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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/16/2009 11:28PM by Thurston Moore.