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Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU got talent ()
Date: December 22, 2016 06:20PM

Mary Mary quite contrary
Why does your goat walk funny?
Cuz Gerry cornered it in the barn
And fucked its little cunny

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU got talent ()
Date: December 22, 2016 06:21PM

Blow blow blow a goat
Lick its nutsack clean
Gerry Gerry Gerry Gerry
Goat sex is his dream

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU got talent ()
Date: December 22, 2016 06:21PM

Writing libtard posts
On FFXU all day
Welfare check wont buy
So Gerry cannot pay

Nuts on Gerrys chin
Showing h

is gay pride
Lonely little bitch
No libtards on his side

Jingle bells Gerry can smell
A goat cunt a mile away
Oh what fun it is to
Watch Obama go away

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU got talent ()
Date: December 22, 2016 06:22PM

Gerrymanderer pudding and pie,
Fucked the goats and made them cry
When the Republicans came out to play,
Gerrymanderer ran away.

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Old G2 had a banged-up asshole
Had a banged-up asshole did he
He called for his lube and some AIDS ridden dude
And he dressed up just like Hillary!

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU got talent ()
Date: December 22, 2016 06:23PM

Pat a cake, Pat a cake, Gerryman
Fuck him a goat as fast as he can;
Lick it and suck it and mark it with a 'G',
Then go back to the basement and watch MTV


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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU got talent ()
Date: December 22, 2016 06:23PM

Little Gay Gerry
Sat in a corner
Probing his Paki poop chute
He stuck in his thumb
And started to cum
Cause we know he's a tard and a fruit

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU got talent ()
Date: December 22, 2016 06:24PM

Little Bo Peep has lost her goats
And can`t tell where to find them
Leave them alone
And they'll come home
When Gerry gets out from behind them


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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU got talent ()
Date: December 22, 2016 06:24PM

Peas porridge hot
Peas porridge cold
Gerry's been fucking goats
Since he was ten years old

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU got talent ()
Date: December 22, 2016 06:25PM

Gerry and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pale of water,
Jill tried to get down,
But G's an assclown
Who'd rather blow Obama

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU got talent ()
Date: December 22, 2016 06:25PM

Bye, baby bunting,
Gerry's gone a-hunting,
To find himself a goaty friend
To to stick his little penis in.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU got talent ()
Date: December 22, 2016 06:26PM

Fuck a goat, Gerry on the hilltop
Lube it up good and shove in your cock
When the goat farmer comes looking around
Hide in the bushes and don't make a sound

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU got talent ()
Date: December 22, 2016 06:27PM

Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Hide your goat, Jack
From Gerry's dick

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU got talent ()
Date: December 22, 2016 06:29PM

Ring around the Gerry
The Paki cucktard Fairy
Libtards, libtards!
They's all ass clowns!

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU got talent ()
Date: December 22, 2016 06:30PM

Rock a bye Gerry
Lives in pig slop
When Numbers calls
He blows on his cock
If the condom breaks
Gerry don't care
Cause he has the AIDS
And wears mom's underwear

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU got talent ()
Date: December 22, 2016 06:30PM

This libtard, named G2
Blamed his failures on the Jews
With a nick nack paddy whack
Gerry gulped a bone
To Pakistan G2 went home

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU got talent ()
Date: December 22, 2016 06:31PM

Gerry the Paki cuck queer
Had an oversized cornhole
And if you you ever saw him
He would try to suck your pole

All of the other posters
Laughed hard and called G2 names
They never let him forget
He was a tard and he was lame

Then one lonely Christmas Eve
Numbers called to say
Gerry I'm a libtard too;
let's you and me get gay!

Then all the posters laughed hard
At Numbnuts and his bitch Gerry
Gerry the Paki Cuck queer
You're just like Mr. Misery

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU got talent ()
Date: December 22, 2016 06:32PM

All around the convenience store,
Gerry chased a tranny.
Then Gerry bent over the Slurpee Machine.
Pop! goes his fanny.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU got talent ()
Date: December 22, 2016 06:32PM

Hickory dickery dock
G2 was gnawing some cock
He'd sat on it too
So it tasted like poo
Still Gerry thought that it rocked

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: jasons lyric ()
Date: December 22, 2016 07:21PM

Here's the story
of a cuck named Gerry
who spent his life on Fairfax Underground

He came from Pakistan
he banged his mother
He was a gay assclown

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerry Manilow ()
Date: December 22, 2016 09:26PM

Gerry is a libtard, short and stout
Listen to the bullshit that he spouts
Fucking farm goats is what he's all about
Trump got elected so now he pouts

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerry's extremely nervous goat ()
Date: December 22, 2016 10:35PM

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Leo Lion ()
Date: December 22, 2016 11:02PM

Silent night, holy night, all was calm, all was right, until Gerry fucked his goat tonight!

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: dsv ()
Date: December 23, 2016 03:06PM

"Gerry is a friend of mine:
He will blow me anytime,
for 2 nickels or a dime;
fifty cents for overtime."





"If your dick starts to stick;
you'll know Gerry uses Polygrip"

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: gerrytarderer ()
Date: December 23, 2016 03:15PM

Gerry, Whatchya gonna do with all that goat, all that goat, im gonna it moan make it moan.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Riddler ()
Date: January 22, 2017 12:36AM

BUMP!

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Motherfucker Goose ()
Date: July 24, 2017 04:50PM

BUUUUUUUUUMP!!!!!

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: ppdf ()
Date: July 24, 2017 05:34PM

I like goats
goats love me
We're all one happy family

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: kovfefe ()
Date: July 24, 2017 07:22PM

Yeah yeah, uh uh...my name iz gerry and I like that big black cock..when I think of goats my dick gets hard as rock...
I post as covfefe on a board but goats is what I hoard...jeah jeah...
My friend eesh is da man we take the bbc as much we can...

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: limerick writer ()
Date: July 24, 2017 10:44PM

A smelly dumb Pakki named Gerry
His head wrapped in cloth made of terry.
Once took out a roll
Put it 'round his pole
Then stroked to a pic of John Kerry.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerry Manilow ()
Date: September 03, 2017 04:04PM

Gerry fucks goats

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: another one ()
Date: September 03, 2017 04:55PM

Eeny Meeny Miny Moe
Catch a sandnigger by the toe
If he hollers let him go
Eeny Meeny Miny Moe

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Rhymin' Simon ()
Date: September 03, 2017 05:11PM

Gerry, Gerry is an effin' Ferry.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Talented ()
Date: September 03, 2017 05:28PM

Ten little Indians waitin' on line,
One choked on his slurpee and then there were nine;

Nine little Indians stayin' up very late,
One got banned from FFXU and then there were eight;

Eight little Indians workin' at 7/11.
One was shot during a robbery and then there were seven;

Seven little Indians suckin' big black dicks,
One stuck it too far down and then there were six.

Six little Indians all alive,
One got locked in his basement and then there were five;

Five little Indians saw a bunch of goats and thought they could score,
One got attacked in retaliation and then there were four.

Four little Indians attempted to become a she,
One died during surgery and then there were three;

Three little Indians walked down a street covered in poo,
One slipped and broke his neck and then there were two

Two little Indians foolin' with a gun,
One shot the other and then there was one;

One little Indian alone on the run,
He was hung for his sins and then there were none.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Great ()
Date: September 03, 2017 05:36PM

^^^best one yet

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Obsession ()
Date: September 03, 2017 06:43PM

What's it like to have a guy live in your head ?

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Bumping bumper ()
Date: December 21, 2017 11:46PM

BUUUUUUUMMMMP!!!

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Kosher Conservative ()
Date: December 22, 2017 12:07AM

Last night Gerry tried to fuck a duck
But he ran out of luck
He got run over by a truck
Oh vey, what a stupid Cuck

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Trump Bumper ()
Date: December 22, 2017 02:42AM

Bump for Trump

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Trump Bumper ()
Date: December 22, 2017 03:26AM

Bumped again. Please contribute, and feel free to take a moment to bump again each time Gerry posts. Keep this thread at the top!

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: GerryTardin' ()
Date: December 22, 2017 03:34AM

Beck's "Loser" - No modifications were required to the lyrics for this song about Gerry.


[Verse 1]
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food skulls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flaming with the loser in the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Someone came in saying I’m insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don’t believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Saving all your food stamps and burning down the trailer park
Yo, cut it

[Hook]
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Double barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

[Verse 2]
The forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with the phony gas chamber
Cause one’s got a weasel and the other’s got a flag
One’s on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey-neck and its hanging from a pigeon wing
You can't get right if you can't relate
Trade the cash for the beat for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax falling on a termite
Who’s choking on the splinters

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Dreamer upper of Limericks ()
Date: December 22, 2017 12:06PM

An internet poster named Gerry
An expert on cocksucking very;
Got hard as a rock;
When he sucked Big Black Cock
And came on his hat made of terry.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 22, 2017 04:13PM

All this energy was all very nice of you. But I don't even read them. And the few I read were short and not very creative. I recommend you use your time and energy in a more productive manner. Like continue to get your asses kicked by me.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Don’t believe you ()
Date: December 22, 2017 04:16PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> All this energy was all very nice of you. But I
> don't even read them. And the few I read were
> short and not very creative. I recommend you use
> your time and energy in a more productive manner.
> Like continue to get your asses kicked by me.


We know you read everyone of them, goatfag.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: I second that motion ()
Date: December 22, 2017 06:27PM

Don’t believe you Wrote:
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> Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > All this energy was all very nice of you. But
> I
> > don't even read them. And the few I read were
> > short and not very creative. I recommend you
> use
> > your time and energy in a more productive
> manner.
> > Like continue to get your asses kicked by me.
>
>
> We know you read everyone of them, goatfag.

Gerry reads all of this and yes, his new name for 2018 will be Goatfag.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Lying bitch ()
Date: December 22, 2017 09:38PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> All this energy was all very nice of you. But I
> don't even read them. And the few I read were
> short and not very creative. I recommend you use
> your time and energy in a more productive manner.
> Like continue to get your asses kicked by me.


This thread was a repost by someone else.

Shall I find the original post where I first wrote a few of these and you tried to come back at me with your own piss poor rhymes and got shut the fuck down?

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 22, 2017 09:43PM

You sound very angry and like you're suffering from a serious inferiority beta male complex. You're not really short are you?

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerry Manilow ()
Date: December 22, 2017 09:50PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> You sound very angry and like you're suffering
> from a serious inferiority beta male complex.
> You're not really short are you?


You sound like an angry republican who is on a mission to make liberals look like the biggest dumbfucks in the country. BTW you’re doing a great job... Keep up the great work!

MAGA!

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerrytard rap battle ()
Date: December 22, 2017 10:02PM

Gerry Manilow Wrote:
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> Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Gerry Manilow Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Gerry Manilow Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > Russia cucks Wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > I hope the Trump presidency crushes
> > > working
> > > > > > class
> > > > > > > whites out of existence, they are too
> > > > stupid
> > > > > for
> > > > > > a
> > > > > > > modern civilization.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > +1
> > > > >
> > > > > Jack be nimble
> > > > > Jack be quick
> > > > > Hide your goat, Jack
> > > > > From Gerry's dick
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Don't believe Trump,
> > > > lets be real.
> > > > You look like a chump,
> > > > he didn't write the art of the deal.
> > >
> > > Peas porridge hot
> > > Peas porridge cold
> > > Gerry's been fucking goats
> > > Since he was ten years old
> >
> > Trump feared by his foes,
> > he says he is as strong as a rock.
> > But all he does,
> > is suck Putins cock.
>
> Gerrymanderer pudding and pie,
> Fucked the goats and made them cry
> When the Republicans came out to play,
> Gerrymanderer ran away.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: F7MGR ()
Date: December 23, 2017 12:20AM

BUMP.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Quoter of Pickle Smokers' Posts ()
Date: December 23, 2017 12:29AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> A I recommend you use
> your time and energy in a more productive manner.
> LikeSo I can continue to get myour asses kicked by meyou all.


FIFY

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Dreamer upper of Limericks ()
Date: December 23, 2017 12:36AM

Gerry likes getting it in back;
While moaning and puffing on his crack.
His bottom we'll roast;
For ev'ry shit post;
Of reason he has a severe lack.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerry's Boyfriend ()
Date: December 23, 2017 01:20AM

All these posts are from Goatfuckerer2, he is obsessed with Gerry. Everyone else here loves him except Goatfuckerer2.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Bumpbumpbump ()
Date: December 23, 2017 03:55PM

Bump for Gerry the Republican!

gerrymander
[jer-i-man-der, ger-]
noun
1. U.S. Politics.the dividing of a state, county, etc., into election districts so as to give one political party a majority in many districts while concentrating the voting strength of the other party into as few districts as possible.

2. A goatfucking republican party troll who exists as an example to make liberals look bad and influence an increase in republican votes.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Bumping bumper ()
Date: December 23, 2017 06:15PM

....,

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Dr Dr ()
Date: December 23, 2017 06:19PM

Gerry hater\Goatfuckerer2 sure does have a fetish about sex with goats. OP needs some serious help.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Dr Dr ()
Date: December 23, 2017 06:27PM

Gerry Gerry

Give me the news

I got a bad case

of goatbanging blues

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerry the Paki ()
Date: December 23, 2017 07:04PM


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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Cranky ()
Date: December 23, 2017 11:36PM

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Fuck Gerry.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 24, 2017 12:58AM

Cranky Wrote:
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> Roses are red,
> Violets are blue,
> Fuck Gerry.

Fuck you too bitch. Up yours you cocksucker.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Ravimanderer2 ()
Date: December 24, 2017 01:30AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Cranky Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Roses are red,
> > Violets are blue,
> > Fuck Gerry.
>
> Fuck you too bitch. Up yours you cocksucker.

^ Ravi mad and triggered!! LMFAO The truth hurts for Loser refugee sandniggers like Ravi!

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 24, 2017 01:44AM

Actually I was very calm and relaxed when I typed that. I don't get triggered by Trumptards. I don't respect them enough to get mad.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Uh ok Ravi ()
Date: December 24, 2017 01:50AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Actually I was very calm and relaxed when I typed
> that. I don't get triggered by Trumptards. I
> don't respect them enough to get mad.

Uh yeah ok Ravi: "fuck you too bitch. Up yours you cocksucker." You seem very calm and relaxed. LMFAO

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 24, 2017 01:56AM

I'm always calm and relaxed. Fuck me? No fuck you too bitch, and you know what, add a little up yours you cocksucker too.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Not Buying It Ravi ()
Date: December 24, 2017 02:02AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> I'm always calm and relaxed. Fuck me? No fuck
> you too bitch, and you know what, add a little up
> yours you cocksucker too.

We can all see your obvious lame as fuck attempt to make it look like you aren't Triggered but everyone knows you are and you were in your Triggered list as well Ravi. You are one dumb motherfucker.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 24, 2017 02:13AM

Wasn't triggered.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Trigtard ()
Date: December 24, 2017 02:18AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Wasn't triggered.


You’re always triggered. You’re so triggered that you’ll have a heart attack and die before you hit 40. Thank God you’re such a piece of worthless shit that nobody will experience any loss from it.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerrymandoer2 ()
Date: December 24, 2017 02:19AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Wasn't triggered.

Who the fuck are you trying to kid Ravi?! You are the most Triggered motherfucker on here. Hence the reason you post about Trump 2000 times per day loser! LMFAO

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerry the fairy ()
Date: December 24, 2017 02:23AM

anyone else feel a little sad that Gerry is all alone on Christmas, in his basement, just he and his goat with visions of Trump dancing in his head?



















Nahhhhh..............

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 24, 2017 02:36AM

lol fuck its so easy to troll you losers. its so easy its getting boring.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Xxxxxxxx ()
Date: December 24, 2017 02:00PM

Keep the rhymes coming!

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Bump!.!.! ()
Date: December 24, 2017 10:12PM

Shut the gertard republican troll up, like usual.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gayvid_Blimmo ()
Date: December 24, 2017 10:52PM

Gerry while coffee was brewing,
Did say what he knew about screwing:
"Women, no way,
But sheep are OK,
But only the goats are worth doing."

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Larry Limerick ()
Date: December 25, 2017 12:11AM

There once was a goatfag named Gerry
Whom kids found very scary
But they need not be scared
Only goats and sheep need to be wary

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Cranky ()
Date: December 25, 2017 12:33AM

Gerry the Paki Wrote:
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> https://www.facebook.com/OnlyFightingRu/videos/977
> 098515785543/
>
>
> Found a vid of Gerry at home.


EXCELLENT!

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Crsnky ()
Date: December 25, 2017 12:36AM

Gerry, Gerry
Quite the fairy,
Iq of minus 110,
And now sinking faster,
The goat-fucking bastard,
Just die and leave us alone

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Cranky ()
Date: December 26, 2017 12:40AM

Ravi really got pissed, didn’t he?
Oh Gerry, you slammed me to the mat with your faggotry reaction, I’m so hurt.
NOT!
We laugh at your sniveling. How are those culottes working out for you?
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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: GerSTAIN PWND a-GAIN!!!!!!!! ()
Date: December 26, 2017 12:22PM

A Pakki named Gerry known to you;
Put this in a post on Fairfax U.
He thought he was slick;
Said some guy rode his dick;
And proved he's a gayboy oh SO true.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: gerry the cum guzzler ()
Date: December 26, 2017 12:33PM

There once was a faggot named Gerry
a muzzie who fucked asses hairy
he may cum too quick
his cum love is sick
he thinks that jism is dairy

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: YJCME ()
Date: December 26, 2017 12:58PM

_Tarlton_, sock puppet, troll fodder;
Is really just Gerry the rotter.
He once claimed he came;
From a Tory of fame;
But the line ended right with his daughter.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Da white busta rimes ()
Date: December 26, 2017 01:04PM

There was a boy who loved hillary clinton
Trump came along and said oh no u didn’t.
The boy then hid for 8 days crying in the fetal position
Finally came back to postin at FFXU bitchin.
Poor boy got trolled FFXU like fishin,

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Cranky ()
Date: December 26, 2017 09:32PM

Bump

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Motherfucker Goat ()
Date: January 02, 2018 10:20PM

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: and a limerick ()
Date: January 02, 2018 10:25PM

There once was a poster named Gerry,
Who some people said was a fairy,
He hooked up with miz,
They traded some jizz,
And now the two plan to get married

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Trump Bumper ()
Date: January 30, 2018 11:39PM

Bump

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Motherfucker Goose ()
Date: February 11, 2018 04:38PM

Bump!

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Cranky ()
Date: February 11, 2018 10:41PM

Gerry, Gerry
Quite contrary
Pack ur fudge and die.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Eepp ()
Date: February 12, 2018 04:23AM

This Sunday is a perfect Monday
Dogs meeting, Goats only

Free admission
Pay at the door


Bring your chairs
And sit on the floor


Times right
Come on in


There sits Gerry
Wearing a grin

Goat in front
Gerry's on all fours

Plowing the shit out
Of that little goat whore

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Cranky ()
Date: March 27, 2018 10:52PM

Bump for Gerry

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Cranky ()
Date: March 27, 2018 10:55PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Cranky Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Roses are red,
> > Violets are blue,
> > Fuck Gerry.
>
> Fuck you too bitch. Up yours you cocksucker.

Ravi really got mad about this one. Poor little insignificant goat boy. Makes me smile at the little guy trying to be a man. In his heart, he hates himself just like we do.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Bumpy mcBumpface ()
Date: March 27, 2018 11:56PM

Bumping for Ravi

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: tim kaine bump ()
Date: March 28, 2018 06:30AM

Do it for Timmy

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerryz Kidzzz ()
Date: March 28, 2018 07:07AM

There once was a deranged illegal named Gerry,
In public acted straight, but really a fairy.
Talks shit about President Trump,
While craving a hairy goats rump,
That what makes Gerry.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Bumpity ()
Date: March 29, 2018 10:51PM

Bump

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Sing a long Sam ()
Date: March 29, 2018 11:15PM

There was a goatfag named Gerry
His ass was stinky and hairy
He thought he was cool
But he was just a fool
Who should be banned by Cary

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Cranky ()
Date: March 30, 2018 12:36AM

Sing a long Sam Wrote:
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> There was a goatfag named Gerry
> His ass was stinky and hairy
> He thought he was cool
> But he was just a fool
> Who should be banned by Cary


Nice!

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Cranky ()
Date: March 30, 2018 12:47AM

Ravi and goat are a curious pair,
One full of shit and the other one hair,
But which of the two is the smarter, I wonder
Evidently the goat, whose butt Ravi plunders.
But his curse still remains, he’s a Paki, you know,
And that means shit for brains, and a goat he can blow.
So go schlep your pizzas and rant from your room,
Make a suicide vest and have your ass go kaboom.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Ferrymanderer ()
Date: May 29, 2018 06:28PM

Gerry had a little goat
He kept it on a leash
Every night Gerry sucked off the goat
And pretended it was eesh.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Cranky ()
Date: May 29, 2018 08:19PM

Ferrymanderer Wrote:
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> Gerry had a little goat
> He kept it on a leash
> Every night Gerry sucked off the goat
> And pretended it was eesh.


+1

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Bumpitybumpbump ()
Date: May 31, 2018 11:15PM

Deserving of a bump

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Bumpy ()
Date: June 01, 2018 02:24PM

Bump

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Page Turner ()
Date: June 01, 2018 02:58PM

This thread deserves a second page

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Jerrymanderer2 ()
Date: June 02, 2018 11:48AM

Gerry is a Tea Boy
With no imagination
Shoved his finger up his ass
And died of constipation

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: All About Gerry ()
Date: June 02, 2018 04:17PM

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Motherfucker Goose ()
Date: June 02, 2018 05:52PM

Gerry Gerry suck off a goat
Get every drop of goat cum down his throat
After he’s done he’ll go post a new thread
Libtard paki sick in the head

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: All About Gerry - ()
Date: June 02, 2018 06:15PM

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Mike R. ()
Date: June 02, 2018 06:34PM

Gerry and eesh were sitting in a tree
b-u-t-t-f-u-c-k-i-n-g
First came eesh
Gerry came too
Then they licked up each others’ poo

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: All About Gerry! ()
Date: June 02, 2018 06:37PM

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Howdy Doo ()
Date: June 30, 2018 05:05PM

Since Gerry came here from Lahore,
His asshole is always quite sore,
I don’t like to gloat but his poor fucking goat,
Likes revenge on his ass, give him more.

He’s FXU’s main punching bag,
I suspect that he dresses in drag,
Types in Urdu, then French , finally English (that stench)
Posts gay pictures, he must be a fag.

Tho his brain is a certified mess,
I admire him a bit, I confess,
Always wrong, that’s a lock,
With one hand on his cock
He’s a libtards libtard, I profess.

So punch him some more it’s deserved
His psych meds aren’t working, he’s curved,
From Mom’s basement he battles,
Tired of goats, wants some cattle
Like his whole Paki posse, he’s perved.



C’mon, folks. Keep it going.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Testy ()
Date: July 01, 2018 02:27PM

Bump

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: the official gerry song ()
Date: July 01, 2018 06:47PM


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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: LolHard ()
Date: August 06, 2018 12:18PM

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Johnny Haiku ()
Date: August 06, 2018 07:53PM

Gerry Assfucks Goats
No Matter The Time of Day
Gerry Assfucks Goats

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Car Poet ()
Date: August 07, 2018 12:44AM

Gerry is tired of goats so now he rapes sheep
And soon he will get run over and killed by a Prius
Beep beep

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Chubby Checker ()
Date: August 21, 2018 10:17PM

This is an oldie but goodie.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Bumper Brad ()
Date: December 25, 2018 01:08PM

XMAS BUMP!

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Ramones ()
Date: December 25, 2018 02:44PM

Well the libs are all hopped up and ready to go
They're ready to go now they got their Prius
And they're going to the protest Au Go Go
But he just couldn't stay he had to break away
Well New York City really has is all oh yeah, oh yeah
Gerry is a goat fucker
Gerry is a goat fucker
Gerry is a goat fucker now
Gerry is a goat fucker
Gerry is a goat fucker
Gerry is a goat fucker now
Well he's a punk punk, a punk bitch
Punk punk a punk bitch
Punk punk a punk bitch
Punk punk a punk bitch
Well the libs are all hopped up and ready to go
They're ready to go now they got their Prius
And they're going to the protest Au Go Go
But he just couldn't stay he had to break away
Well New York City really has is all oh yeah, oh yeah
Well the libs are all hopped up and ready to go
They're ready to go now they got their Prius
And they're going to the protest Au Go Go
But he just couldn't stay he had to break away
Well New York City really has is all oh yeah, oh yeah
Gerry is a goat fuckeur
Gerry is a goat fucker
Gerry is a goat fucker now
Gerry is a goat fucker
Gerry is a goat fucker
Gerry is a goat fucker now
Well he's a punk punk, a punk bitch
Punk punk a punk bitch
Punk punk a punk bitch
Punk punk a punk bitch
Well he's a punk punk, a punk bitch
Punk punk a punk bitch
Punk punk a punk bitch
Punk punk a punk bitch
Gerry is a goat fucker
Gerry is a goat fucker
Gerry is a goat fucker now
Gerry is a goat fucker
Gerry is a goat fucker
Gerry is a goat fucker now

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Tardgerry ()
Date: December 25, 2018 06:53PM

Gerry sucked a goat
The goat shot its load
Gerry loves the taste
When a goat cock explodes

Gerry posted libtard garbage
All xmas day long
While he fantasized about sucking on
Barack Obama’s schlong

Gerry lives with mommy
She’s a low IQ whore
She gave birth to Gerry
By shitting on the floor

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerry Manilow ()
Date: December 25, 2018 07:49PM

Cuck a bye Gerry
On Miz’s cock
When Miz sticks it in
The Gertard will rock
When the Miz cums
Gerry will squeal
Then down will go Gerry
For an ass to mouth meal

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Santa Clause ()
Date: December 25, 2018 08:06PM

Crashing through the threads
On a shit posting rampage
Through the forum he goes
In a homosexual rage

Fucking goats + sheep
Watch MTV all day
Gerry lives with mom
No bills for him to pay

Hey

Jingle bells Gerry tells
libtard fairy tales
Oh what fun it is to laugh
at the stupid shit he says

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Frosty the Snowman ()
Date: December 25, 2018 08:46PM

Gerry the paki
Was a homosexual dope
With a goat fetish and unemployed
And phony libtard hope

Gerry the paki
Posted stupid shit all day
No one is surprised
to read his posts
Because all his posts are gay

It must have been so painful for that poor farm goat he found
For when he stuck his dick inside it began to squirm around

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Barnyard Bill ()
Date: December 25, 2018 09:29PM

The sheep are gone
All the goats have fled
So poor little Gerry
Has to play with himself instead

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Bumper Bob ()
Date: December 26, 2018 12:11PM

BUMP

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Bdgnccvhn ()
Date: December 27, 2018 10:04PM

Bumppppppo

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Prev7 ()
Date: December 28, 2018 02:38PM

Gerry who?

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerrycunt ()
Date: January 10, 2019 09:43PM

Bawmp

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Al the answer man ()
Date: January 10, 2019 10:16PM

Prev7 Wrote:
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Gerry the fairy

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: London Bridge ()
Date: February 19, 2019 07:22PM

Democrats are going down
Going down
Going down
Democrats are going down
Dumbfuck Gerry..

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Bobby ()
Date: February 24, 2019 05:02PM

Gerry Gerry the liberal ferry
Fucked the farmer’s goat
Then he took a big black cock
Right down his throat.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: goat ass boogie ()
Date: February 27, 2019 10:27AM

Plow Plow Plow the Goat

In it's ass he'll Ream

Gerry Gerry Gerry Gerry

Another damn Wet Dream

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Hijab on a goat ()
Date: April 03, 2019 03:41PM

Bumpity

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: got goat? ()
Date: April 03, 2019 05:04PM

Muzzie had a little Goat
It's fur was really shiny
Gerry snuck up one day
and shoved it up it's heiny

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerry Poetry Slam ()
Date: April 03, 2019 05:17PM

He vagina itch.

Gerry my bitch.


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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Best thread ever ()
Date: April 03, 2019 06:13PM

Gerry Gerry why ya buggin

This thread is the best

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Dmmdr ()
Date: April 03, 2019 06:14PM

Hickory dickory dock this goat was suckin Gerry’s cock....

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Bumper Bob ()
Date: April 18, 2019 01:36PM

Back to the top, where this thread goes
More rhymes about how Gerry blows.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: PZ Retredzz ()
Date: April 18, 2019 03:00PM

Look at the Sky
Look at the grass
From Gerry's basement
he only licks ass

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerry Fucks Animals ()
Date: April 18, 2019 03:05PM

Gerry has a little lamb
He keeps in his backyard
When Gerry bends over for him
His woolly dick gets hard

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Ray the rhymes guy ()
Date: April 18, 2019 03:26PM

gerry is such a tard
Even for a goat he can’t get hard
So he has to settle
For diddling himself in the yard

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Fred Frack ()
Date: April 18, 2019 06:09PM

Goat boy, Goat boy,
Whatcha gonna do,
whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Catch ()
Date: April 18, 2019 06:35PM

This thread deserves a third page

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Jed Clampett ()
Date: April 18, 2019 07:13PM

Come and listen to my story bout a lad named Gerry,
A poor little Paki whos politics were scary,
Then one day he was posting his usual trash,
And the red guys said "we're gonna kick your ass".

Anus that is, poop shute, back door.

Well the first thing you know ol Ger's a runnin scared,
His libtard friends said "Get away from there!",
Said "The 14th District is the place you ought to be"
So he loaded up his mule and moved in with AOC.

Bartender that is, dumb bitch, retard.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Ffxu lyrical gangsta ()
Date: April 18, 2019 07:29PM

Gerry Gerry your so fine you blow ur load in a goats behind, hey Gerry, hey Gerry
Ur so fine you blow ur load in a goats behind, HEY GERRY..HEY GERRY

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Ffxu lyrical gangsta ()
Date: April 18, 2019 07:33PM

I’m just a muzzle who watches msnbc news, i also hate the Jews, I got the curb shitter blues

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: 9jpev ()
Date: April 18, 2019 08:04PM

Ffxu lyrical gangsta Wrote:
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> Gerry Gerry your so fine you blow ur load in a
> goats behind, hey Gerry, hey Gerry
> Ur so fine you blow ur load in a goats behind, HEY
> GERRY..HEY GERRY


that's pretty witty

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU lyrical gangsta ()
Date: April 18, 2019 08:10PM

9jpev Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Ffxu lyrical gangsta Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Gerry Gerry your so fine you blow ur load in a
> > goats behind, hey Gerry, hey Gerry
> > Ur so fine you blow ur load in a goats behind,
> HEY
> > GERRY..HEY GERRY
>
>
> that's pretty witty

Definitely a sing along!

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerry Manilow ()
Date: April 18, 2019 09:20PM

Jed Clampett Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Come and listen to my story bout a lad named
> Gerry,
> A poor little Paki whos politics were scary,
> Then one day he was posting his usual trash,
> And the red guys said "we're gonna kick your ass".
>
>
> Anus that is, poop shute, back door.
>
> Well the first thing you know ol Ger's a runnin
> scared,
> His libtard friends said "Get away from there!",
> Said "The 14th District is the place you ought to
> be"
> So he loaded up his mule and moved in with AOC.
>
> Bartender that is, dumb bitch, retard.


I lol’ed. I rarely lol.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Goat with no name ()
Date: April 18, 2019 09:28PM

I been fucking a goat with no name, it’s good that I came
Cuz in moms basement no one remembers your name.....
Na na na-na na-na Na...

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Jed Clampett ()
Date: April 19, 2019 03:26PM

Gerry Manilow Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Jed Clampett Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Come and listen to my story bout a lad named
> > Gerry,
> > A poor little Paki whos politics were scary,
> > Then one day he was posting his usual trash,
> > And the red guys said "we're gonna kick your
> ass".
> >
> >
> > Anus that is, poop shute, back door.
> >
> > Well the first thing you know ol Ger's a runnin
> > scared,
> > His libtard friends said "Get away from there!",
>
> > Said "The 14th District is the place you ought
> to
> > be"
> > So he loaded up his mule and moved in with AOC.
>
> >
> > Bartender that is, dumb bitch, retard.
>
>
> I lol’ed. I rarely lol.

Thanks. I wondered if there was anyone here old enough (besides me) to remember the Beverly Hillbillies.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: What what ()
Date: April 19, 2019 03:32PM

What what....
What what in a goats butt, what what in a goats butt
You wanna put it in a goats butt, what what, in a goats butt

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerry’s Pussy ()
Date: April 19, 2019 03:35PM

Gerry Gerry quite contrary
Trim your pussy
It’s so damn hairy

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Howdy Doo ()
Date: April 19, 2019 05:07PM

Jed Clampett Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Come and listen to my story bout a lad named
> Gerry,
> A poor little Paki whos politics were scary,
> Then one day he was posting his usual trash,
> And the red guys said "we're gonna kick your ass".
>
>
> Anus that is, poop shute, back door.
>
> Well the first thing you know ol Ger's a runnin
> scared,
> His libtard friends said "Get away from there!",
> Said "The 14th District is the place you ought to
> be"
> So he loaded up his mule and moved in with AOC.
>
> Bartender that is, dumb bitch, retard.

+1

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Hump Day ()
Date: April 19, 2019 05:58PM

Gerry the Fairy Sat on a wall
Gerry the Fairy had a big fall
All the King's horses and all the King's men
bent him over and fucked him again

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Mr 305 ()
Date: April 19, 2019 07:18PM

She like that freaky stuff
Two in the "o" and one in the eye
That kinky stuff, you nasty
But I like your type

We at the no tell goat tell holiday Inn
We at the no tell goat tell holiday inn

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Djkd ()
Date: April 19, 2019 08:24PM

I live in the basement and don’t pay to rent,
I spend all day on the internet.
My only life is ffxu, they say i fuck goats but that ain’t true.
My only friend is my gay protector, he protects me from the goatfuckerer.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerrybeta ()
Date: April 19, 2019 09:01PM

Roses are red, violets are blue.
Piece of shit Gerry, stuck to the bottom of my shoe.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Op, pleeese ()
Date: April 19, 2019 09:05PM

Op has Gerry envy. He brings him up way too much.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: hey, gotta know... ()
Date: April 19, 2019 09:54PM

Op, pleeese Wrote:
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> Op has Gerry envy. He brings him up way too much.


did you suck his cock?

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Jerry The Hairy ()
Date: April 20, 2019 03:36PM

Keep this running.

Eenie Meenie Meinie Gerry
Fuck off!

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Heinepin ()
Date: April 20, 2019 03:56PM

Oh look! Gerry cometh.
With a lecherous goat look.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Call goat jiss gerry ()
Date: April 20, 2019 03:58PM

Gerry Gerry who can I turn to
You give me something I can hold on to
I know you'll think I'm like the others before
Who saw your name and number on the wall
Gerry I've got your number
I need to make you mine
Gerry don't change your number
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Gerry Gerry you're the girl for me
You don't know me but you make me so happy
I tried to call you before but I lost my nerve
I tried my imagination but I was disturbed
Gerry I've got your number
I need to make you mine
Gerry don't change your number
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
I got it (i got it) I got it
I got your number on the wall
I got it (i got it) I got it
For a good time, for a good time call
Gerry don't change your number
I need to make you mine
Gerry I've called your number
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Gerry Gerry who can I turn to (eight six seven five three oh nine)
For the price of a dime I can always turn to you (eight six seven five three oh nine)
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine (five three oh nine)
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine (five three oh nine)
Eight six seven five three oh nine (five three oh nine)

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Fred Frack ()
Date: April 22, 2019 04:09PM

Call goat jiss gerry Wrote:
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> Gerry Gerry who can I turn to
> You give me something I can hold on to
> I know you'll think I'm like the others before
> Who saw your name and number on the wall
> Gerry I've got your number
> I need to make you mine
> Gerry don't change your number
> Eight six seven five three oh nine
> Eight six seven five three oh nine
> Eight six seven five three oh nine
> Eight six seven five three oh nine
> Gerry Gerry you're the girl for me
> You don't know me but you make me so happy
> I tried to call you before but I lost my nerve
> I tried my imagination but I was disturbed
> Gerry I've got your number
> I need to make you mine
> Gerry don't change your number
> Eight six seven five three oh nine
> Eight six seven five three oh nine
> Eight six seven five three oh nine
> Eight six seven five three oh nine
> I got it (i got it) I got it
> I got your number on the wall
> I got it (i got it) I got it
> For a good time, for a good time call
> Gerry don't change your number
> I need to make you mine
> Gerry I've called your number
> Eight six seven five three oh nine
> Eight six seven five three oh nine
> Eight six seven five three oh nine
> Eight six seven five three oh nine
> Gerry Gerry who can I turn to (eight six seven
> five three oh nine)
> For the price of a dime I can always turn to you
> (eight six seven five three oh nine)
> Eight six seven five three oh nine
> Eight six seven five three oh nine
> Eight six seven five three oh nine
> Eight six seven five three oh nine (five three oh
> nine)
> Eight six seven five three oh nine
> Eight six seven five three oh nine (five three oh
> nine)
> Eight six seven five three oh nine (five three oh
> nine)

+1

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Don Henley ()
Date: April 22, 2019 06:11PM

Welcome to the Hotel Gerrymander...
Such a faggy place, such a faggy place, such a Paki face
They're blowing some goats at the Hotel Gerrymander
Anytime the queer, anytime the queer, he gets it in the rear...

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Today's prize... ()
Date: April 22, 2019 06:34PM

...goes ^^^^ +1

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Fred Frack ()
Date: April 22, 2019 07:53PM

Gerry is a shitstain lib,
Doo dah, doo dah
He beds down with his goats and sibs,
All the doo dah day

Bound to post all night, bound to post all day,
I’ll bet my money he’s a IQ 10
All de doo dah day

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Ann and Nancy Wilson ()
Date: April 23, 2019 02:50PM

Your dick is so deep into the goat..
We know Buttigig got your vote
You gonna troll troll troll you sick Paki joke

Ooh. Gerrymander.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Howdy Doo ()
Date: April 23, 2019 09:57PM

Hark! What asshole through yonder thread breaks?
Tis Gerry, the paki puke master.
And his gay protector likes goats too.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Fred Frack ()
Date: April 28, 2019 11:35AM

Gerry is an onanist,
Do dah, do dah,
If he dies, he won’t be missed
Oh de do dah day

The laughingstock of FXU,
Do dah, do dah,
His head is full of rancid poo,
Oh de do dah day

Bound to post all night,
Bound to post all day,
From Mommies basement in his shorts,
He’s so do dah gay

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Skjs ()
Date: April 28, 2019 11:44AM

The poetry is award winning!
We have many poets/writers here at FFXU
Cary should submit this thread to the writers association for reviews for writing awards

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU lyrical gangsta ()
Date: April 29, 2019 07:05AM

I fuck goats, yes I do
Pounding their asses black and blue
And when I cum I yell allah ackbar the go kill a Jew

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Singing retard ()
Date: April 29, 2019 07:39AM

Is my real name Gerry, Ravi or Mark
It doesn’t really matter a bit
The important thing is that I stink like shit

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Freddie Kruger ()
Date: April 30, 2019 03:44PM

Hickory Dickory Dock
Fuck off, Gerry.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerry is a Fag ()
Date: April 30, 2019 04:36PM

Gerry Fairy Pudding and Pie
Fucked the goats and made them cry
When the girls came out to play
Gerry Fairy ran away

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Robert Plant ()
Date: April 30, 2019 07:31PM

There's a Paki who's sure, all that glitters is goat
And he's buying a Stairway to Libland

When he gets there he knows, if the goat that is closed.
That he'll sit down and watch Rachel Maddow

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Ejje ()
Date: April 30, 2019 08:25PM

Robert Plant Wrote:
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> There's a Paki who's sure, all that glitters is
> goat
> And he's buying a Stairway to Libland
>
> When he gets there he knows, if the goat that is
> closed.
> That he'll sit down and watch Rachel Maddow


Haha!

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Trumptard #11 ()
Date: April 30, 2019 09:15PM

I been working on a goats ass
All the live long day
I been working on a goats ass
Just to pass the time away.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Rhyme night fright ()
Date: April 30, 2019 10:58PM

My name is Gerry
My arse is very hairy
I insult Donald Trump
Because his orange hair is scary

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Katie Gerry ()
Date: May 01, 2019 10:45AM

This was the way I planned
my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention
I Fucked a goat and I liked it

It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I Fucked a goat and I liked it
I liked it
No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter
You're my experimental game
Just human nature

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Jambo ()
Date: May 01, 2019 05:50PM

I’ve been working up a lather, all the livelong day,
With a dildo up my asshole, that’s the way I like to play,
Living in my Mommies basement, so very unemployable,
I’m a basic brown type asshole, and that’s the way I’m gonna stay.

Signed: Ravi

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: The Association ()
Date: May 01, 2019 06:02PM

Who is FU's insomniac Paki?
Who shitposted 2 years for Hillary?
Who watches Maddow and starts to get wacky?
Everyone knows it's Ger-ry..

And Gerry has shit for brains
And it's goat dick he drains
Into his mouth
Into his mouth

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerrys gay protector ()
Date: May 01, 2019 06:45PM

Gerry is a friend, yeah
I know he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a goat and I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's loving him with that body, I just know it
Yeah 'n' he's holding her in his arms late, late at night
You know
I wish that I had gerrys goat
I wish that I had Gerrys goat
Where can I find a woman like that
I play along with the charade
There doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty when they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her
But the point is probably moot
'Cause she's watching him with those eyes
And she's loving him with that body, I just know it
And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night
You know
I wish that I had Gerrys goat
I wish that I had Gerrys goat
Where can I find a woman like that
Like Gerrys goat
I wish that I had Gerrys goat
Where can I find a woman
Where can I find a woman like that
And I'm looking in the mirror all the time
Wondering what she don't see in me
I've been funny, I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way love supposed to be
Tell me, where can I find a woman like that

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Mindful ()
Date: May 02, 2019 02:07PM

The Paki goatherds saw Geryy,
they screamed and ran away,
Even Pakis know he’s infectious and evil,
And guard their goats

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerrytarded2 ()
Date: May 02, 2019 03:12PM

Set to Grateful Dead - Friend of the Devil

I ran into the Gerry, man
I loaned him twenty bills
Just so he could rape a goat that night
In a cave up in the hills

I set out running but I take my time
A friend of Gerry's ain't a friend of mine
When I get home around daylight
Gerry's shift at 711 will just be starting tonight

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerrytarded2 ()
Date: May 02, 2019 04:06PM

Imagine there's no Allah
The thought would make me cry
No hell below us
Above us only flies
Imagine all the people.. Fucking goats today

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
No basic human rights or toiletries
And no borders too
Imagine all the people, voting Democrat, you

FFU may say I'm a loser
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll all submit to Allah
And the all the goats can be filled with cum

Imagine no possessions
Only a goat or two
No need to work or pay bills
Just streets lines with poo
Imagine all the muzzies, converting all the world, you

You may say I'm a goatfucker
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you will join us
And the world will be as one

- Courtesy of Gerrymander2

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Juden ()
Date: May 02, 2019 08:34PM

Gerry the libstain sat on his goat train,
Licking his lips with glee,
Along came a human and wiped his raspumin
And Gerry he no longer be.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Keep em coming ()
Date: May 02, 2019 10:52PM

These are great laughs.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Animal Kingdom ()
Date: May 02, 2019 11:21PM

Gerry likes goats, sheep and deer
His real name is Mark
He fucks dogs in the park
But he likes bbc the best, because he is queer

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Rhyme ()
Date: May 03, 2019 06:23AM

Gerry whines constantly, day and night, cuz he lost on election night
He voted for Hillary then hid for 8 nights and that’s why he hates the right.
Down in his basement in his safe place is where mom and dad call him a disgrace.
All day long on the Internet, his only life, he ain’t got no friends,
Ffxu and msnbc and eeshes pics of BBC.
Posting with trumptards is all he got, them he fucks his goat and smokes some pot.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Candidate forum ()
Date: May 03, 2019 07:15AM

Gerry doesn’t know who to back
Biden’s too old
Bernie’s a Jew
There is nothing left to do
But kiss Pete and shove it up his crack

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Valentino ()
Date: May 03, 2019 05:03PM

Even us Mexicans think Gerry sucks,
A chalupa is far up his culo,
Sorry for his poor goats
But we also take notes,
That his penga es muy pochito.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Raul ()
Date: May 04, 2019 01:08PM

Deserving

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Hombre ()
Date: May 04, 2019 11:26PM

Gerry’s goat could take no more,
His Mom should throw him out,
The paki turd should just drop dead,
Se we can sing and shout.
Huzzah huzzah huzzah.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Zookeepers cousin ()
Date: May 05, 2019 12:10AM

Gerry loves to visit the zoo
The animals give him a woody
He enjoys playing with their poo
And he also blows any nog wearing a hoodie

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Chris Pringle ()
Date: May 05, 2019 07:18AM

Ravi sucks
Gerry fucks
Goats
Mark farts gas
All three are a pain in the ass

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerrymarque ()
Date: May 05, 2019 07:29PM

Oh baby you, you got what I need, but you say ur just a goat, you say ur just a goat, OH BABY YOU, you got what I need....

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Pedro El Macho ()
Date: May 05, 2019 11:22PM

It’s cinco de mayo for Gerry,
His goat gets to wear a sombrero,
As he rants and he raves, and calls his goat Tonto,
And we hope for his muerte muy pronto

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Very simple one ()
Date: May 06, 2019 07:22AM

Gerry loves cock
Goats and sheep too
Plays in his own poo
He’s dumb as a rock

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Howdy Doo ()
Date: May 06, 2019 05:11PM

Gerry is a floater in my toilet bowl,
Wish I could flush him,
And put him out of his misery,
But instead I let him marinate,
In his own bile.
Taste it, Ravi.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Pax Prentice ()
Date: May 07, 2019 03:44PM

Gerry is no friend of mine,
Blowing goat-ses all the time
For a nickel or a dime,
15 cents on overtime

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Amy Schumer ()
Date: May 08, 2019 08:44PM

Little Miss Gerry,
Posts like a fairy,
Eating his goat’s creamy whey,
Along came a tarder and slapped him much harder,
And poor Gerry said,
“May I have another, please?

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Henry Horatio ()
Date: May 08, 2019 11:01PM

Gerrys real name is Ravi
He’s a total tard
Fat as lard
Drinks his own pee

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Archie Harrison ()
Date: May 08, 2019 11:41PM

We British spell some words quite oddly,
Like colour and programme and such,
But Gerry just stinks from his bodily,
detested by even the Dutch,

He dresses his goat in a tutu,
With eye liner, mascara and paint
He professes his love, and then gives her a shove,
And is quickly knee deep in the taint

Though you may find his practices tacky,
We Brits understand his perversion,
Since it’s common enough for a Paki,
Or some other brown type’s diversion.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Sir Richard England ()
Date: May 09, 2019 05:36AM

How dare you insult Gerry
He rapes a goat not a horse
He’s a paki so he’s very hairy
And he’s dumber than Prince Charles of course

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Bumpity ()
Date: May 10, 2019 08:08PM

Replay

We British spell some words quite oddly,
Like colour and programme and such,
But Gerry just stinks from his bodily,
detested by even the Dutch,

He dresses his goat in a tutu,
With eye liner, mascara and paint
He professes his love, and then gives her a shove,
And is quickly knee deep in the taint

Though you may find his practices tacky,
We Brits understand his perversion,
Since it’s common enough for a Paki,
Or some other brown type’s diversion.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU LYRICAL GANGSTA ()
Date: May 10, 2019 08:24PM

Eat sleep ffxu repeat
Eat sleep ffxu repeat
Ffxu fuck goats ffxu repeat
Ffxu fuck goats ffxu repeat
Eat sleep ffxu repeat

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU LYRICAL GANGSTA ()
Date: May 11, 2019 06:52AM

Head poster in charge, HPIC when I’m typing
keys, shit posting and editing all day long on ffxu cause I’m always wrong...
My only life on ffxu trying to troll trumptards while they make up songs
They say I fuck goats and live in a moms basement but they are wrong

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Facts guy ()
Date: May 11, 2019 08:11AM

FFXU LYRICAL GANGSTA Wrote:
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> Eat sleep ffxu repeat
> Eat sleep ffxu repeat
> Ffxu fuck goats ffxu repeat
> Ffxu fuck goats ffxu repeat
> Eat sleep ffxu repeat


You left out that he also gets drunk and repeats

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Pedro the pontificator ()
Date: May 11, 2019 04:01PM

Gerry had a little lamb,
He likes it more than goats,
He answers himself edits every post,
And should just fucking die

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Meatball ()
Date: May 13, 2019 11:58PM

There once was a pervert named Gerry,
Who liked his goats docile and hairy,
He’d ram the poor beast and then lick up his feast,
And proclaim I’m a butt-ramming fairy.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Shoeshine Man ()
Date: May 14, 2019 07:12AM

Gerry got fired from 7-11
He’s so upset he’s going to commit suicide
He will use cyanide
And receive 21 virgin goats in heaven

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Ramses the Great ()
Date: May 16, 2019 10:56PM

He dresses his goat in a tutu,
With eye liner, mascara and paint
He professes his love, and then gives her a shove,
And is quickly knee deep in the taint

His excesses are becoming famous,
As he tries desperately to shame us,
But we all know the truth,
He’s a coward, forsooth,
And a pea-brain, a stain and a bag filled with pus.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Paul Prime ()
Date: May 16, 2019 11:27PM

Gerry shits in the street for fun
He’s a genuine libtard
He’s afraid of anyone with a gun
When he sees little boys he gets hard

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Bumpity Bump ()
Date: May 21, 2019 07:34AM

Gerry keeps on ranting,
For goats he still is panting,
A curbside is his seat,
for shitting in the street.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Ducky’s Dick ()
Date: May 21, 2019 08:17AM

Gerry loves to play with boys balls
However he is a fool
He fucks goats in the barn stalls
He thinks curb shitting is cool

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Raulio ()
Date: May 26, 2019 10:21PM

Bump

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Silly Smitty ()
Date: May 26, 2019 11:01PM

Gerry farted and lost his mind
Then he ate some shit
Drank some goat semen
And got rammed by a fag from behind

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Nurse Wiggy ()
Date: May 27, 2019 05:49AM

Bumpity Bump
Gerrys a chump

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Raulio ()
Date: May 31, 2019 02:15PM

Gerry el penga,
Chupa me culo,
Rapidamente como tu cabra

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Pedro el Cabra ()
Date: June 02, 2019 09:13PM

Why we no got a wall?
To keep this pendejo Gerry out?
Jose can you see,
by the dawns early light,
Ravi poking de goats,
To his hearts delight.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Lord Buck ()
Date: June 07, 2019 07:18AM

I am a fag named Lord Buck
I want Gerry to suck
Me off in the barn
But just my luck
He prefers goats to fuck
Oh darn

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Bumpity ()
Date: June 21, 2019 11:43PM

Bump

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Jump bump ()
Date: June 23, 2019 06:50AM

Bump pump
Gerry sucks

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Grease ()
Date: July 01, 2019 04:19PM

An-cay ou-yay uck-fay oats-gay Erry-gay?

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Bumpity bump ()
Date: July 20, 2019 10:23PM

Hickory dickory dock
Kiss my ass, Gerry.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Looney Larry ()
Date: July 21, 2019 12:00AM

Bumpity bump Wrote:
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> Hickory dickory dock
> Kiss my ass, Gerry.


Be careful what you ask for. Gerry just might kiss your ass after he fucks his goat.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerry Derangement Syndrome ()
Date: July 21, 2019 12:03AM

That said, this thread is actually pretty fucking awesome!

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Rhyme Fool ()
Date: July 21, 2019 12:38AM

Gerry Derangement Syndrome Wrote:
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> That said, this thread is actually pretty fucking
> awesome!


Awesome says the gay clown
Who is hoping that Gerry
Fucks him in the brown
Spot
He will like that alot

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Mother Goose ()
Date: July 21, 2019 04:23AM

Hickory Dickory dock
Gerry greased up his cock
The goat squirmed around...
Then Gerry went into the forum and posted more stupid shit.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Motherfucker Goose ()
Date: July 21, 2019 04:32AM

frere jacques
frere jacques
Dormez-vous?
Dormez-vous?
Gerry cant speak French
Gerry cant speak French
He fucks goats
He fucks goats

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Larry Linguist ()
Date: July 21, 2019 06:19AM

Gerry doesn’t know French
Gerry doesn’t know shit
He doesn’t know what to do with a wench
But Greek boys he will hit

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Ruffio ()
Date: August 02, 2019 04:29PM

To the tune of “If I Only Had a Brain” from the Wizard of Oz:

Oh Gerry’s quite he fellow, his teeth are green and yellow
And he doesn't have a clue,
He’s a cuckhold libtard whiner, probably smells like a vagina,
And any sickly goat wiil do

His ranting sure are scary, his back is getting hairy
And he has to squint to see,
His mental health’s a creaking, and his life is simply reeking,
But that's a truth he cannot see.

So avoid this fetid moron, let him go and let’s just move on
He’s immaterial you see, always wrong but never sees it,
His life is just a pile of dog shit
InCel is the word that just fits
As stupid as a Cis can be

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Bumper Joe ()
Date: August 04, 2019 11:07PM

Bump

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Humpey ()
Date: August 15, 2019 12:07AM

Gerry, Gerry, sucking balls hairy,
How many goats do you fuck?
You’re a worthless retarded and stupid old Fairey
And a miserable faggoty cuck.

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