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Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU got talent ()
Date: December 22, 2016 06:20PM

Mary Mary quite contrary
Why does your goat walk funny?
Cuz Gerry cornered it in the barn
And fucked its little cunny

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU got talent ()
Date: December 22, 2016 06:21PM

Blow blow blow a goat
Lick its nutsack clean
Gerry Gerry Gerry Gerry
Goat sex is his dream

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU got talent ()
Date: December 22, 2016 06:21PM

Writing libtard posts
On FFXU all day
Welfare check wont buy
So Gerry cannot pay

Nuts on Gerrys chin
Showing h

is gay pride
Lonely little bitch
No libtards on his side

Jingle bells Gerry can smell
A goat cunt a mile away
Oh what fun it is to
Watch Obama go away

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU got talent ()
Date: December 22, 2016 06:22PM

Gerrymanderer pudding and pie,
Fucked the goats and made them cry
When the Republicans came out to play,
Gerrymanderer ran away.

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Old G2 had a banged-up asshole
Had a banged-up asshole did he
He called for his lube and some AIDS ridden dude
And he dressed up just like Hillary!

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU got talent ()
Date: December 22, 2016 06:23PM

Pat a cake, Pat a cake, Gerryman
Fuck him a goat as fast as he can;
Lick it and suck it and mark it with a 'G',
Then go back to the basement and watch MTV


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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU got talent ()
Date: December 22, 2016 06:23PM

Little Gay Gerry
Sat in a corner
Probing his Paki poop chute
He stuck in his thumb
And started to cum
Cause we know he's a tard and a fruit

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU got talent ()
Date: December 22, 2016 06:24PM

Little Bo Peep has lost her goats
And can`t tell where to find them
Leave them alone
And they'll come home
When Gerry gets out from behind them


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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU got talent ()
Date: December 22, 2016 06:24PM

Peas porridge hot
Peas porridge cold
Gerry's been fucking goats
Since he was ten years old

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU got talent ()
Date: December 22, 2016 06:25PM

Gerry and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pale of water,
Jill tried to get down,
But G's an assclown
Who'd rather blow Obama

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU got talent ()
Date: December 22, 2016 06:25PM

Bye, baby bunting,
Gerry's gone a-hunting,
To find himself a goaty friend
To to stick his little penis in.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU got talent ()
Date: December 22, 2016 06:26PM

Fuck a goat, Gerry on the hilltop
Lube it up good and shove in your cock
When the goat farmer comes looking around
Hide in the bushes and don't make a sound

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU got talent ()
Date: December 22, 2016 06:27PM

Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Hide your goat, Jack
From Gerry's dick

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU got talent ()
Date: December 22, 2016 06:29PM

Ring around the Gerry
The Paki cucktard Fairy
Libtards, libtards!
They's all ass clowns!

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU got talent ()
Date: December 22, 2016 06:30PM

Rock a bye Gerry
Lives in pig slop
When Numbers calls
He blows on his cock
If the condom breaks
Gerry don't care
Cause he has the AIDS
And wears mom's underwear

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU got talent ()
Date: December 22, 2016 06:30PM

This libtard, named G2
Blamed his failures on the Jews
With a nick nack paddy whack
Gerry gulped a bone
To Pakistan G2 went home

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU got talent ()
Date: December 22, 2016 06:31PM

Gerry the Paki cuck queer
Had an oversized cornhole
And if you you ever saw him
He would try to suck your pole

All of the other posters
Laughed hard and called G2 names
They never let him forget
He was a tard and he was lame

Then one lonely Christmas Eve
Numbers called to say
Gerry I'm a libtard too;
let's you and me get gay!

Then all the posters laughed hard
At Numbnuts and his bitch Gerry
Gerry the Paki Cuck queer
You're just like Mr. Misery

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU got talent ()
Date: December 22, 2016 06:32PM

All around the convenience store,
Gerry chased a tranny.
Then Gerry bent over the Slurpee Machine.
Pop! goes his fanny.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU got talent ()
Date: December 22, 2016 06:32PM

Hickory dickery dock
G2 was gnawing some cock
He'd sat on it too
So it tasted like poo
Still Gerry thought that it rocked

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: jasons lyric ()
Date: December 22, 2016 07:21PM

Here's the story
of a cuck named Gerry
who spent his life on Fairfax Underground

He came from Pakistan
he banged his mother
He was a gay assclown

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerry Manilow ()
Date: December 22, 2016 09:26PM

Gerry is a libtard, short and stout
Listen to the bullshit that he spouts
Fucking farm goats is what he's all about
Trump got elected so now he pouts

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerry's extremely nervous goat ()
Date: December 22, 2016 10:35PM

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Leo Lion ()
Date: December 22, 2016 11:02PM

Silent night, holy night, all was calm, all was right, until Gerry fucked his goat tonight!

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: dsv ()
Date: December 23, 2016 03:06PM

"Gerry is a friend of mine:
He will blow me anytime,
for 2 nickels or a dime;
fifty cents for overtime."





"If your dick starts to stick;
you'll know Gerry uses Polygrip"

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: gerrytarderer ()
Date: December 23, 2016 03:15PM

Gerry, Whatchya gonna do with all that goat, all that goat, im gonna it moan make it moan.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Riddler ()
Date: January 22, 2017 12:36AM

BUMP!

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Motherfucker Goose ()
Date: July 24, 2017 04:50PM

BUUUUUUUUUMP!!!!!

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: ppdf ()
Date: July 24, 2017 05:34PM

I like goats
goats love me
We're all one happy family

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: kovfefe ()
Date: July 24, 2017 07:22PM

Yeah yeah, uh uh...my name iz gerry and I like that big black cock..when I think of goats my dick gets hard as rock...
I post as covfefe on a board but goats is what I hoard...jeah jeah...
My friend eesh is da man we take the bbc as much we can...

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: limerick writer ()
Date: July 24, 2017 10:44PM

A smelly dumb Pakki named Gerry
His head wrapped in cloth made of terry.
Once took out a roll
Put it 'round his pole
Then stroked to a pic of John Kerry.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerry Manilow ()
Date: September 03, 2017 04:04PM

Gerry fucks goats

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: another one ()
Date: September 03, 2017 04:55PM

Eeny Meeny Miny Moe
Catch a sandnigger by the toe
If he hollers let him go
Eeny Meeny Miny Moe

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Rhymin' Simon ()
Date: September 03, 2017 05:11PM

Gerry, Gerry is an effin' Ferry.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Talented ()
Date: September 03, 2017 05:28PM

Ten little Indians waitin' on line,
One choked on his slurpee and then there were nine;

Nine little Indians stayin' up very late,
One got banned from FFXU and then there were eight;

Eight little Indians workin' at 7/11.
One was shot during a robbery and then there were seven;

Seven little Indians suckin' big black dicks,
One stuck it too far down and then there were six.

Six little Indians all alive,
One got locked in his basement and then there were five;

Five little Indians saw a bunch of goats and thought they could score,
One got attacked in retaliation and then there were four.

Four little Indians attempted to become a she,
One died during surgery and then there were three;

Three little Indians walked down a street covered in poo,
One slipped and broke his neck and then there were two

Two little Indians foolin' with a gun,
One shot the other and then there was one;

One little Indian alone on the run,
He was hung for his sins and then there were none.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Great ()
Date: September 03, 2017 05:36PM

^^^best one yet

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Obsession ()
Date: September 03, 2017 06:43PM

What's it like to have a guy live in your head ?

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Bumping bumper ()
Date: December 21, 2017 11:46PM

BUUUUUUUMMMMP!!!

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Kosher Conservative ()
Date: December 22, 2017 12:07AM

Last night Gerry tried to fuck a duck
But he ran out of luck
He got run over by a truck
Oh vey, what a stupid Cuck

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Trump Bumper ()
Date: December 22, 2017 02:42AM

Bump for Trump

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Trump Bumper ()
Date: December 22, 2017 03:26AM

Bumped again. Please contribute, and feel free to take a moment to bump again each time Gerry posts. Keep this thread at the top!

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: GerryTardin' ()
Date: December 22, 2017 03:34AM

Beck's "Loser" - No modifications were required to the lyrics for this song about Gerry.


[Verse 1]
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food skulls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flaming with the loser in the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Someone came in saying I’m insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don’t believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Saving all your food stamps and burning down the trailer park
Yo, cut it

[Hook]
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Double barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

[Verse 2]
The forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with the phony gas chamber
Cause one’s got a weasel and the other’s got a flag
One’s on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey-neck and its hanging from a pigeon wing
You can't get right if you can't relate
Trade the cash for the beat for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax falling on a termite
Who’s choking on the splinters

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Dreamer upper of Limericks ()
Date: December 22, 2017 12:06PM

An internet poster named Gerry
An expert on cocksucking very;
Got hard as a rock;
When he sucked Big Black Cock
And came on his hat made of terry.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 22, 2017 04:13PM

All this energy was all very nice of you. But I don't even read them. And the few I read were short and not very creative. I recommend you use your time and energy in a more productive manner. Like continue to get your asses kicked by me.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Don’t believe you ()
Date: December 22, 2017 04:16PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> All this energy was all very nice of you. But I
> don't even read them. And the few I read were
> short and not very creative. I recommend you use
> your time and energy in a more productive manner.
> Like continue to get your asses kicked by me.


We know you read everyone of them, goatfag.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: I second that motion ()
Date: December 22, 2017 06:27PM

Don’t believe you Wrote:
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> Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > All this energy was all very nice of you. But
> I
> > don't even read them. And the few I read were
> > short and not very creative. I recommend you
> use
> > your time and energy in a more productive
> manner.
> > Like continue to get your asses kicked by me.
>
>
> We know you read everyone of them, goatfag.

Gerry reads all of this and yes, his new name for 2018 will be Goatfag.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Lying bitch ()
Date: December 22, 2017 09:38PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> All this energy was all very nice of you. But I
> don't even read them. And the few I read were
> short and not very creative. I recommend you use
> your time and energy in a more productive manner.
> Like continue to get your asses kicked by me.


This thread was a repost by someone else.

Shall I find the original post where I first wrote a few of these and you tried to come back at me with your own piss poor rhymes and got shut the fuck down?

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 22, 2017 09:43PM

You sound very angry and like you're suffering from a serious inferiority beta male complex. You're not really short are you?

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerry Manilow ()
Date: December 22, 2017 09:50PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> You sound very angry and like you're suffering
> from a serious inferiority beta male complex.
> You're not really short are you?


You sound like an angry republican who is on a mission to make liberals look like the biggest dumbfucks in the country. BTW you’re doing a great job... Keep up the great work!

MAGA!

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerrytard rap battle ()
Date: December 22, 2017 10:02PM

Gerry Manilow Wrote:
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> Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Gerry Manilow Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Gerry Manilow Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > Russia cucks Wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > I hope the Trump presidency crushes
> > > working
> > > > > > class
> > > > > > > whites out of existence, they are too
> > > > stupid
> > > > > for
> > > > > > a
> > > > > > > modern civilization.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > +1
> > > > >
> > > > > Jack be nimble
> > > > > Jack be quick
> > > > > Hide your goat, Jack
> > > > > From Gerry's dick
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Don't believe Trump,
> > > > lets be real.
> > > > You look like a chump,
> > > > he didn't write the art of the deal.
> > >
> > > Peas porridge hot
> > > Peas porridge cold
> > > Gerry's been fucking goats
> > > Since he was ten years old
> >
> > Trump feared by his foes,
> > he says he is as strong as a rock.
> > But all he does,
> > is suck Putins cock.
>
> Gerrymanderer pudding and pie,
> Fucked the goats and made them cry
> When the Republicans came out to play,
> Gerrymanderer ran away.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: F7MGR ()
Date: December 23, 2017 12:20AM

BUMP.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Quoter of Pickle Smokers' Posts ()
Date: December 23, 2017 12:29AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> A I recommend you use
> your time and energy in a more productive manner.
> LikeSo I can continue to get myour asses kicked by meyou all.


FIFY

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Dreamer upper of Limericks ()
Date: December 23, 2017 12:36AM

Gerry likes getting it in back;
While moaning and puffing on his crack.
His bottom we'll roast;
For ev'ry shit post;
Of reason he has a severe lack.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerry's Boyfriend ()
Date: December 23, 2017 01:20AM

All these posts are from Goatfuckerer2, he is obsessed with Gerry. Everyone else here loves him except Goatfuckerer2.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Bumpbumpbump ()
Date: December 23, 2017 03:55PM

Bump for Gerry the Republican!

gerrymander
[jer-i-man-der, ger-]
noun
1. U.S. Politics.the dividing of a state, county, etc., into election districts so as to give one political party a majority in many districts while concentrating the voting strength of the other party into as few districts as possible.

2. A goatfucking republican party troll who exists as an example to make liberals look bad and influence an increase in republican votes.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Bumping bumper ()
Date: December 23, 2017 06:15PM

....,

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Dr Dr ()
Date: December 23, 2017 06:19PM

Gerry hater\Goatfuckerer2 sure does have a fetish about sex with goats. OP needs some serious help.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Dr Dr ()
Date: December 23, 2017 06:27PM

Gerry Gerry

Give me the news

I got a bad case

of goatbanging blues

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerry the Paki ()
Date: December 23, 2017 07:04PM


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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Cranky ()
Date: December 23, 2017 11:36PM

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Fuck Gerry.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 24, 2017 12:58AM

Cranky Wrote:
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> Roses are red,
> Violets are blue,
> Fuck Gerry.

Fuck you too bitch. Up yours you cocksucker.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Ravimanderer2 ()
Date: December 24, 2017 01:30AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Cranky Wrote:
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> -----
> > Roses are red,
> > Violets are blue,
> > Fuck Gerry.
>
> Fuck you too bitch. Up yours you cocksucker.

^ Ravi mad and triggered!! LMFAO The truth hurts for Loser refugee sandniggers like Ravi!

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 24, 2017 01:44AM

Actually I was very calm and relaxed when I typed that. I don't get triggered by Trumptards. I don't respect them enough to get mad.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Uh ok Ravi ()
Date: December 24, 2017 01:50AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Actually I was very calm and relaxed when I typed
> that. I don't get triggered by Trumptards. I
> don't respect them enough to get mad.

Uh yeah ok Ravi: "fuck you too bitch. Up yours you cocksucker." You seem very calm and relaxed. LMFAO

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 24, 2017 01:56AM

I'm always calm and relaxed. Fuck me? No fuck you too bitch, and you know what, add a little up yours you cocksucker too.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Not Buying It Ravi ()
Date: December 24, 2017 02:02AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> I'm always calm and relaxed. Fuck me? No fuck
> you too bitch, and you know what, add a little up
> yours you cocksucker too.

We can all see your obvious lame as fuck attempt to make it look like you aren't Triggered but everyone knows you are and you were in your Triggered list as well Ravi. You are one dumb motherfucker.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 24, 2017 02:13AM

Wasn't triggered.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Trigtard ()
Date: December 24, 2017 02:18AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Wasn't triggered.


You’re always triggered. You’re so triggered that you’ll have a heart attack and die before you hit 40. Thank God you’re such a piece of worthless shit that nobody will experience any loss from it.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerrymandoer2 ()
Date: December 24, 2017 02:19AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Wasn't triggered.

Who the fuck are you trying to kid Ravi?! You are the most Triggered motherfucker on here. Hence the reason you post about Trump 2000 times per day loser! LMFAO

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerry the fairy ()
Date: December 24, 2017 02:23AM

anyone else feel a little sad that Gerry is all alone on Christmas, in his basement, just he and his goat with visions of Trump dancing in his head?



















Nahhhhh..............

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 24, 2017 02:36AM

lol fuck its so easy to troll you losers. its so easy its getting boring.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Xxxxxxxx ()
Date: December 24, 2017 02:00PM

Keep the rhymes coming!

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Bump!.!.! ()
Date: December 24, 2017 10:12PM

Shut the gertard republican troll up, like usual.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gayvid_Blimmo ()
Date: December 24, 2017 10:52PM

Gerry while coffee was brewing,
Did say what he knew about screwing:
"Women, no way,
But sheep are OK,
But only the goats are worth doing."

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Larry Limerick ()
Date: December 25, 2017 12:11AM

There once was a goatfag named Gerry
Whom kids found very scary
But they need not be scared
Only goats and sheep need to be wary

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Cranky ()
Date: December 25, 2017 12:33AM

Gerry the Paki Wrote:
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> https://www.facebook.com/OnlyFightingRu/videos/977
> 098515785543/
>
>
> Found a vid of Gerry at home.


EXCELLENT!

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Crsnky ()
Date: December 25, 2017 12:36AM

Gerry, Gerry
Quite the fairy,
Iq of minus 110,
And now sinking faster,
The goat-fucking bastard,
Just die and leave us alone

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Cranky ()
Date: December 26, 2017 12:40AM

Ravi really got pissed, didn’t he?
Oh Gerry, you slammed me to the mat with your faggotry reaction, I’m so hurt.
NOT!
We laugh at your sniveling. How are those culottes working out for you?
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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: GerSTAIN PWND a-GAIN!!!!!!!! ()
Date: December 26, 2017 12:22PM

A Pakki named Gerry known to you;
Put this in a post on Fairfax U.
He thought he was slick;
Said some guy rode his dick;
And proved he's a gayboy oh SO true.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: gerry the cum guzzler ()
Date: December 26, 2017 12:33PM

There once was a faggot named Gerry
a muzzie who fucked asses hairy
he may cum too quick
his cum love is sick
he thinks that jism is dairy

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: YJCME ()
Date: December 26, 2017 12:58PM

_Tarlton_, sock puppet, troll fodder;
Is really just Gerry the rotter.
He once claimed he came;
From a Tory of fame;
But the line ended right with his daughter.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Da white busta rimes ()
Date: December 26, 2017 01:04PM

There was a boy who loved hillary clinton
Trump came along and said oh no u didn’t.
The boy then hid for 8 days crying in the fetal position
Finally came back to postin at FFXU bitchin.
Poor boy got trolled FFXU like fishin,

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Cranky ()
Date: December 26, 2017 09:32PM

Bump

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Motherfucker Goat ()
Date: January 02, 2018 10:20PM

BUUUUUUUUUMP!

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: and a limerick ()
Date: January 02, 2018 10:25PM

There once was a poster named Gerry,
Who some people said was a fairy,
He hooked up with miz,
They traded some jizz,
And now the two plan to get married

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Trump Bumper ()
Date: January 30, 2018 11:39PM

Bump

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Motherfucker Goose ()
Date: February 11, 2018 04:38PM

Bump!

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Cranky ()
Date: February 11, 2018 10:41PM

Gerry, Gerry
Quite contrary
Pack ur fudge and die.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Eepp ()
Date: February 12, 2018 04:23AM

This Sunday is a perfect Monday
Dogs meeting, Goats only

Free admission
Pay at the door


Bring your chairs
And sit on the floor


Times right
Come on in


There sits Gerry
Wearing a grin

Goat in front
Gerry's on all fours

Plowing the shit out
Of that little goat whore

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Cranky ()
Date: March 27, 2018 10:52PM

Bump for Gerry

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Cranky ()
Date: March 27, 2018 10:55PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Cranky Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Roses are red,
> > Violets are blue,
> > Fuck Gerry.
>
> Fuck you too bitch. Up yours you cocksucker.

Ravi really got mad about this one. Poor little insignificant goat boy. Makes me smile at the little guy trying to be a man. In his heart, he hates himself just like we do.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Bumpy mcBumpface ()
Date: March 27, 2018 11:56PM

Bumping for Ravi

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: tim kaine bump ()
Date: March 28, 2018 06:30AM

Do it for Timmy

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerryz Kidzzz ()
Date: March 28, 2018 07:07AM

There once was a deranged illegal named Gerry,
In public acted straight, but really a fairy.
Talks shit about President Trump,
While craving a hairy goats rump,
That what makes Gerry.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Bumpity ()
Date: March 29, 2018 10:51PM

Bump

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Sing a long Sam ()
Date: March 29, 2018 11:15PM

There was a goatfag named Gerry
His ass was stinky and hairy
He thought he was cool
But he was just a fool
Who should be banned by Cary

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Cranky ()
Date: March 30, 2018 12:36AM

Sing a long Sam Wrote:
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> There was a goatfag named Gerry
> His ass was stinky and hairy
> He thought he was cool
> But he was just a fool
> Who should be banned by Cary


Nice!

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Cranky ()
Date: March 30, 2018 12:47AM

Ravi and goat are a curious pair,
One full of shit and the other one hair,
But which of the two is the smarter, I wonder
Evidently the goat, whose butt Ravi plunders.
But his curse still remains, he’s a Paki, you know,
And that means shit for brains, and a goat he can blow.
So go schlep your pizzas and rant from your room,
Make a suicide vest and have your ass go kaboom.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Ferrymanderer ()
Date: May 29, 2018 06:28PM

Gerry had a little goat
He kept it on a leash
Every night Gerry sucked off the goat
And pretended it was eesh.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Cranky ()
Date: May 29, 2018 08:19PM

Ferrymanderer Wrote:
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> Gerry had a little goat
> He kept it on a leash
> Every night Gerry sucked off the goat
> And pretended it was eesh.


+1

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Bumpitybumpbump ()
Date: May 31, 2018 11:15PM

Deserving of a bump

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Bumpy ()
Date: June 01, 2018 02:24PM

Bump

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