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What is the best way to cook poop? bake, broil, fry, boil, toast, grill?
Posted by: Dookie Monster ()
Date: December 21, 2016 02:09AM

Base your answer on taste and texture.

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Re: What is the best way to cook poop? bake, broil, fry, boil, toast, grill?
Posted by: THvew ()
Date: December 22, 2016 08:27PM

I like it soft and smooth on the inside, crispy shell coating on the outside—like a poopy truffle.

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Re: What is the best way to cook poop? bake, broil, fry, boil, toast, grill?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: December 23, 2016 03:50PM

Poop is not a toy, nor a plaything, or something to be handled frivolously.

It is especially not an edible. Under any circumstances.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/23/2016 03:51PM by BEH.

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Re: What is the best way to cook poop? bake, broil, fry, boil, toast, grill?
Posted by: Wrong again, BEH ()
Date: December 23, 2016 04:46PM

OP's boyfriend lizzie routinely plays with poop - Sculpts it, paints with it, takes pictures of it, once wven shit on the OP's doorstep.

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Re: What is the best way to cook poop? bake, broil, fry, boil, toast, grill?
Posted by: Dookie Monster ()
Date: March 23, 2017 04:23PM

 

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Re: What is the best way to cook poop? bake, broil, fry, boil, toast, grill?
Posted by: and hence, miz's poop posts ()
Date: March 23, 2017 10:49PM

Wrong again, BEH Wrote:
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> OP's boyfriend lizzie routinely plays with poop -
> Sculpts it, paints with it, takes pictures of it,
> once wven shit on the OP's doorstep.


He thinks this is the way to win lizzie over; by appealing to her love of poop.

So, we have lizzie obsessed with Katie, miz obsessed with lizzie, eesh obsessed with miz, sharon obsessed with eesh.

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Re: What is the best way to cook poop? bake, broil, fry, boil, toast, grill?
Posted by: Make America Great Again ()
Date: March 23, 2017 10:51PM

Kill yourself you shit eating faggot

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Re: What is the best way to cook poop? bake, broil, fry, boil, toast, grill?
Posted by: Poopmeister ()
Date: September 30, 2017 03:03PM

poop bump

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