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Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: make your voice heard! ()
Date: December 13, 2016 09:32PM

We all have our favorite (and least) FFU posters. Those who have entertained us, challenged us, made us think, or just won our admiration.

Do you hate Gerry, or admire his tenacity? Or did you cheer for those who tried to silence him?

How about our intrepid eesh? Banished to jail, taunted about the experience, yet right back to FFU, posting porn with the best of them.

My vote is for lizzie. I am voting for her for the simple fact that, in mid-
September, she went away and has never come back. For that alone, I nominate lizzie as the 2016 FFU Poster of the Year.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: Big Pussy ()
Date: December 13, 2016 09:44PM

Gerry deserves biggest pussy for talking shit for years and then hiding for a week after the election.

He should be banned for being such a little bitch.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: Biig DicKKK BlacKKK ()
Date: December 13, 2016 09:45PM

A vote for lizzie is a vote for justice.

Justice for lizzie!!!!!!!!

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: GerryTurdReTardedTard ()
Date: December 13, 2016 09:47PM

Fuck GerryTurd.

The only award he should get is for drinking the most camel and goat semen in 2016.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: Gerry Springer Show ()
Date: December 13, 2016 09:49PM

Gerry is the best poster here.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: Cindy Lou ()
Date: December 13, 2016 09:50PM

I second that Gerry gets the award.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: Zzzzzzz ()
Date: December 13, 2016 10:16PM

Sorry but Islamic 7-11 Slurpee Machine operators are not eligible for this award.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: npmFe ()
Date: December 13, 2016 10:20PM

Gerry Springer Show Wrote:
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> Gerry is the best poster here.


If by besst poster you mean biggest worthless faggot.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 13, 2016 10:24PM

The winner gets this shirt.



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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: now, eesh.... ()
Date: December 13, 2016 10:33PM

WTF would lizzie do with that shirt? Her clothing is all furnished by the ADC.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: 74P ()
Date: December 13, 2016 10:39PM

Seems like eesh wins it every years. But then he is just that good.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: eesh IS the gold standard ()
Date: December 13, 2016 11:10PM

He took some licks this year, but is still in the fight!
Meanwhile, miz's mother continues to fight his battles for him over at the WaPo discussion board. He mom, do your kid a real service, and GET HIM OFF THE INTERNET AND INTO COUNSELING! And miz himself continues to engage in the same behavior that brought him all that grief in teh first place.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: December 13, 2016 11:29PM

make your voice heard! Wrote:
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> We all have our favorite (and least) FFU posters.
> Those who have entertained us, challenged us, made
> us think, or just won our admiration.
>
> Do you hate Gerry, or admire his tenacity? Or did
> you cheer for those who tried to silence him?
>
> How about our intrepid eesh? Banished to jail,
> taunted about the experience, yet right back to
> FFU, posting porn with the best of them.
>
> My vote is for lizzie. I am voting for her for the
> simple fact that, in mid-
> September, she went away and has never come back.
> For that alone, I nominate lizzie as the 2016 FFU
> Poster of the Year.


I glady accept this prize!!!!!



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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: No, trump never posted ()
Date: December 13, 2016 11:40PM

He can't be nominated.

Now, if one of our resident Trumpsters can get The Don to post here, maybe send a tweet, he would be in the running.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: foobxx ()
Date: December 14, 2016 05:27AM

I havent browsed this entire forum, but to me ffxu poster of year would be one that posts in multiple forums on more topics other than politics and one I can post with..not locked up.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: G2 is an assclown felcher ()
Date: December 14, 2016 06:53AM

Do you know what a felcher is? That's Gerry's only award.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: Fruppie ()
Date: December 14, 2016 07:10AM

Gerry Springer Show Wrote:
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> Gerry is the best poster here.

That's stupid.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: Fruppie ()
Date: December 14, 2016 07:11AM

Cindy Lou Wrote:
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> I second that Gerry gets the award.

That's stupid.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: go with Gerry ()
Date: December 14, 2016 01:30PM

Why? Because he keeps this forum thinking, his arguments are strong even if you don't agree with them, he thinks things out and anticipates the unexpected.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: ONE STANDS TALL ()
Date: December 14, 2016 03:29PM

Fox News, that guy is always on top of things, something happens and Fox News covers it here. He is by far, the most respected and listened to guy on this forum. Just a good human being, with the logic of a Mr Spock

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: how about Gunlover? ()
Date: December 19, 2016 03:19PM

Gunlover, he is the comic relief of this forum, he comes out with some genius retorts to Gerry. Really puts Gerry in his place. Gerry gets all perturbed and disturbed that he can't even construct a logical response after that.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: how about Gunlover? ()
Date: December 19, 2016 03:19PM

Gunlover, he is the comic relief of this forum, he comes out with some genius retorts to Gerry. Really puts Gerry in his place. Gerry gets all perturbed and disturbed that he can't even construct a logical response after that.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: kbVVV ()
Date: December 19, 2016 04:38PM

I vote for me and my kinfolk (the spam code anon posters).

One of us!! One of us!!

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: uvy ()
Date: December 19, 2016 04:56PM

I say eesh. The lawsuit was like a soap opera and if not for him it wouldn't have happened. Lizzie ran a bunch of folk off with her manic posting, so I would consider her disqualified.
Gerry? He got deported for pissing in the slurpee machine. I'm not sure if that disqualifies him or not. But he is fun to pick on.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: Cncockgk ()
Date: December 19, 2016 04:58PM

Gerry, for winding up eesh so successfully

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: WSHS Baseball ()
Date: December 19, 2016 06:19PM

WSH LAX GOD. Whether you like him or not, he used to pretty much rule the school.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: Gerry Wins ()
Date: December 19, 2016 07:34PM

Has to be Gerry. He has contards heads spinning so much there is smoke coming them.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: My vote ()
Date: December 19, 2016 08:40PM

PC Retards was effective for Trump.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: JWKNp ()
Date: December 19, 2016 08:47PM

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: 4DnWD ()
Date: December 19, 2016 08:47PM

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Date: December 19, 2016 08:48PM

Gerrymanderer posts a lot but I don't think that makes you "Poster of the Year".

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: I vote for lizzie!!!! ()
Date: December 19, 2016 11:15PM

for going away and never coming back.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: VOTED FOR LIZZIE ()
Date: December 19, 2016 11:17PM

LIZZIE AKA INMATE WELLS

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: fdsd ()
Date: December 20, 2016 04:05PM

Gerry, he is pretty smart, I like his style.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 20, 2016 04:09PM

fdsd Wrote:
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> Gerry, he is pretty smart, I like his style.
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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: iconic poster ()
Date: December 20, 2016 04:12PM

eesh

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: December 21, 2016 08:42AM

Eesh IS Fairfax Underground.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: foorr ()
Date: December 21, 2016 08:53AM

Poster of year is morenos therapist docter.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: December 21, 2016 11:03AM

The one who said he still wouldn't hit a woman even if she bit a hog.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: my nominee ()
Date: December 21, 2016 11:10AM

I think the best poster is the Muslim fag who is always trying to sell fake ID's.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: A simple fan ()
Date: December 21, 2016 11:13AM

EESH wins I think, EPIC dude goes to jail for a website gets out and keeps posting. We should have a banquet dinner and award show at the 66W Rest stop men's restrooms.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: eesh has changed ()
Date: December 21, 2016 04:25PM

A guy posted a thing here about dirty comics, naming "King of the Hill". He asked would you trust yourself with LuAnne running around with tight panties on if you were Henry Hill. In the past eesh would have jumped on this, posting all kind of nasty comic shit, he's mellowed, maybe, just maybe Miz took all the fight out of him with his legal TKO. I go with Fox News as the poster with the moster.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: eesh pwns nothing ()
Date: December 21, 2016 04:49PM

eesh Wrote:
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> fdsd Wrote:
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> > Gerry, he is pretty smart, I like his style.


Eesh the poster boy of failure.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: Eesh owns the Morenos ()
Date: December 21, 2016 05:13PM

Eesh got the Morenos to spend upwards of $100,000 on their fruitless crusade that only resulted in the entire Moreno family being exposed as vindictive, evil, stalking criminals--and idiots. Eesh himself didn't even need to spend much of his money. The Morenos will need to spend a lot more before all is said and done, and the judgement will remain uncollectable or likely be discharged.

Eesh's legal setbacks last spring came at the hands of Monique, and she has now more than tripled his jail time. So he come out ahead of all the other crazies.
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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: December 21, 2016 07:38PM

I humbly decline my nomination.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: the least worst, is still... ()
Date: December 21, 2016 09:23PM

Eesh owns the Morenos Wrote:
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> Eesh got the Morenos to spend upwards of $100,000
> on their fruitless crusade that only resulted in
> the entire Moreno family being exposed as
> vindictive, evil, stalking criminals--and idiots.
> Eesh himself didn't even need to spend much of his
> money. The Morenos will need to spend a lot more
> before all is said and done, and the judgement
> will remain uncollectable or likely be
> discharged.
>
> Eesh's legal setbacks last spring came at the
> hands of Monique, and she has now more than
> tripled his jail time. So he come out ahead of
> all the other crazies.

Eesh actually lost the most at the end, he lost his sanity and dignity. Eesh unlike Miz or Mo actually at one point had a career, his own place, a normal life. He went from having his own place, working as a contractor to going to court every week all across the state of VA, and doing 30 days in jail. He even got to cross the state of VA while handcuffed.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: UTvk4 ()
Date: December 21, 2016 10:02PM

I'm not convinced that eesh ever had any dignity, based on all the porn he posts. But eesh is the least insane of the crazy cast, and with the Manic Monkey locked up, he should have an easier time staying ahead of the law. Things are no where near at an end, and if eesh plays his cards right he could end up owning his own place again -- on Riverview Court in Sterling.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 21, 2016 10:10PM

So we all agree I am the winner. Thank you, thank you, very appreciative,, great honor, now you can all go and fuck yourselves. Every single last one of you bastards. And take your God damn award and shove it up your damn asses as well. How you like that you fucking cunts?

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: Joseph Brett Davenport : Poster ()
Date: December 21, 2016 10:13PM

The Brett davenport poster was insane and off the chains!

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: Definitely gerrymander2 ()
Date: December 22, 2016 10:57PM

I am quite new to this forum, but have noticed that this gerrymander2 fellow seems to be sort of the forum leader.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 22, 2016 11:00PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> So we all agree I am the winner. Thank you, thank
> you, very appreciative,, great honor, now you can
> all go and fuck yourselves. Every single last one
> of you bastards. And take your God damn award and
> shove it up your damn asses as well. How you like
> that you fucking cunts?
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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: sorry, eesh ()
Date: December 22, 2016 11:02PM

You know the rules - anybody who went to jail this year is automatically disqualified.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: Gerry sucks goats ()
Date: December 22, 2016 11:04PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> So we all agree I am the winner. Thank you, thank
> you, very appreciative,, great honor, now you can
> all go and fuck yourselves. Every single last one
> of you bastards. And take your God damn award and
> shove it up your damn asses as well. How you like
> that you fucking cunts?


Goat wouldn't put out?

Please stay. People need to see the perfect example of a typical shitty uneducated liberal you are.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: Chimp out monitor ()
Date: December 23, 2016 08:24AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> So we all agree I am the winner. Thank you, thank
> you, very appreciative,, great honor, now you can
> all go and fuck yourselves. Every single last one
> of you bastards. And take your God damn award and
> shove it up your damn asses as well. How you like
> that you fucking cunts?

There's that liberal love and tolerance we all love.

We feel the same about you, ya miserable goat fucking Paki.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: ssopp ()
Date: December 23, 2016 08:42AM

Definitely gerrymander2 Wrote:
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> I am quite new to this forum, but have noticed
> that this gerrymander2 fellow seems to be sort of
> the forum leader.


The anon leader is eesh, but I see a few guys that post anon that can be poster of the year.
Gerry is ok, but hes not a great well balanced poster, he usually just crys republican fault and shit like that, hes funny that way.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: xp returns ()
Date: December 25, 2016 03:54PM

Fox News Wrote:
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> I humbly decline my nomination.


Don't be a fool! This is big shit! Put that on your resume and see what happens, get off your high horse and be a little gracious, many would kill for this chance.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: FrankR. ()
Date: December 26, 2016 10:41AM

FrankR.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: bidness guy ()
Date: December 26, 2016 11:31AM

Miz, he's the glue that keeps this site going. Honorable mention: Richard his dad.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: I vote for megan ()
Date: December 27, 2016 09:16PM

For leaving.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: czz ()
Date: December 28, 2016 03:40PM

lizzie also know as Inmate 38589F or "the inmate that sweeps and mops the West wing of the prison"

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: what about Meade? ()
Date: December 28, 2016 04:53PM

Why not have his portrait hanging in the hallways of FFXU amongst former greats like: eesh, wingnut, WWTL, Miz, alias, Bass, Yagirl, Soylent Green, Fundamental, Tuttle, Bloody Blisters..all former winners of the sought after title

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 28, 2016 04:57PM

In addition to the Mexican shirt that I mentioned above, the winner of 2016 will receive this as a bride.



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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: Okie Dokie ()
Date: December 28, 2016 05:01PM

eesh Wrote:
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> In addition to the Mexican shirt that I mentioned
> above, the winner of 2016 will receive this as a
> bride.
>
>
>
> -

We win a Russian Trump mail order bride?

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 28, 2016 05:47PM

That's the Russian tyranny Putin has Trump on video banging on his trip to Moscow.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: How big is her dick? ()
Date: December 28, 2016 06:20PM

eesh Wrote:
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> In addition to the Mexican shirt that I mentioned
> above, the winner of 2016 will receive this as a
> bride.
>
That is clearly a dude. It has man hands.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: I vote for Lizzie ()
Date: December 28, 2016 06:22PM

She ultimately provided the most entertainment for us this year. AND she went away...

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: message from lizzie from jail ()
Date: December 30, 2016 02:59PM

Still winning,

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 30, 2016 03:55PM

In addition to the Mexican shirt, and the gypsy bride, the 2016 winner will receive this as a personal fitness trainer.




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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: frankkrow@gmail.com ()
Date: December 30, 2016 04:06PM

eesh Wrote:
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> In addition to the Mexican shirt, and the gypsy
> bride, the 2016 winner will receive this as a
> personal fitness trainer.
>
>
>
>
> -


Does it come with a dick? If so, I'm in...

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: details will be posted soon ()
Date: December 30, 2016 04:14PM

The ceremony is impressive, to be held at a 4 star restaurant with many notables from the past including, but not limited to: Washingtonelocian, Harry Tuttle, yargirl, bloody blisters, Mr Mephisto, Oldgreymoose, Soylent Green, dika dika, tomahawk, Black Adam, alias, conie, and many favorites. Master of ceremony will be none other then Mr. Misery who will present the trophy and awards.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: will Meade perform? ()
Date: December 30, 2016 07:59PM

details will be posted soon Wrote:
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> The ceremony is impressive, to be held at a 4 star
> restaurant with many notables from the past
> including, but not limited to: Washingtonelocian,
> Harry Tuttle, yargirl, bloody blisters, Mr
> Mephisto, Oldgreymoose, Soylent Green, dika dika,
> tomahawk, Black Adam, alias, conie, and many
> favorites. Master of ceremony will be none other
> then Mr. Misery who will present the trophy and
> awards.


Also, can we get meg the cocktail waitress gig?

(I would have preferred eesh for MC; he's far more jovial and upbeat than miz.)

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: here's my nomination ()
Date: December 30, 2016 08:28PM

The foulmouthed, idiotic pro-meals tax poster. Everyone who opposed the tax was an asshole (or worse) and this poster's "rhetoric" consisted of little more than posting "we need the revenue" over and over again.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: poindexter ()
Date: December 31, 2016 08:39AM

Cindy Lou Wrote:
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> I second that Gerry gets the award.

I don't agree with Gerry most of the time but you got to admit that he knows how to pull the strings of all these other guys. He gets them worked into a lather and you know he is sitting on an old recliner in his Mom's basement just laughing his ass off at all his victims that take Fairfax underground seriously.

Put me down for a Gerry vote also.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: piondexter ()
Date: December 31, 2016 08:41AM

here's my nomination Wrote:
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> The foulmouthed, idiotic pro-meals tax poster.
> Everyone who opposed the tax was an asshole (or
> worse) and this poster's "rhetoric" consisted of
> little more than posting "we need the revenue"
> over and over again.


Ha Ha , you got trolled!

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: Humor Award Goes 2 ()
Date: December 31, 2016 03:12PM

Brown onion and BEH for the shit thread. That's the funniest reading here and although sometimes gross/dumb it's very amusing reading.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: a roast ()
Date: December 31, 2016 03:23PM

We need to initiate a "
roast ceremony", perhaps FFXU roasts Mr Misery or eesh, like a celebrity roast where they get riffed and racked on my other contributors to this site. Maybe held at some banquet hall, if it turns out successful the site could roast Meade.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 31, 2016 04:20PM

In addition to the Mexican shirt, the gypsy bride, and the personal fitness trainer, the 2016 winner will receive this Asian housemaid.




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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: what if ()
Date: December 31, 2016 04:27PM

What if the guy is a girl? or the guy is a gay? ^^^^^ or a Meade who finds the concept of sex unappealing?

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 01, 2017 06:48PM

So who won the Mexican shirt, the gypsy bride, the personal fitness trainer, and the Vietnamese housemaid?

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: The winner was Meade ()
Date: January 01, 2017 06:55PM

True, he doesn't post here, but is the inspiration for so many a post that he won anyway.

Also, he has room for the wife, trainer, and maid.

Finally, acquiring that shirt is good for at least one new Meade YouTube video.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: January 01, 2017 06:58PM

The Winner of the Year is the Trumptard. Evil, liar, corrupt, racist, duped, stupid yet effective and victorious.

The Trumptard won, doesn't mean the country will win but that's a fact. The winner of the year is the Trumptard troll.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 01, 2017 07:18PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> The Winner of the Year is the Trumptard. Evil,
> liar, corrupt, racist, duped, stupid yet effective
> and victorious.
>
> The Trumptard won, doesn't mean the country will
> win but that's a fact. The winner of the year is
> the Trumptard troll.






Can we have at least one thread without politics?

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: Only One Possible Choice ()
Date: January 01, 2017 07:40PM

For my money, it's got to be Yehuti Peutiepäntz. Smart, funny poster. Always look forward to his posts. Genius.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: THE OFFICIAL DECISION ()
Date: January 02, 2017 03:55PM

It is final, the recipient of the 2016 Fairfax Underground Poster of the Year goes to eesh. The voting was as follows: eesh +432 -30. Gerrymaderer2 430 -35. Miz +23 -391. Fox News +15 -415, Gunlover +5 -425. This would indicate that eesh has won the distinguished prize a total of 6 times.
+ = FOR / - = AGAINGST

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: Judge Judy ()
Date: January 02, 2017 04:10PM

The real winner is peekza from the Mike O'Meara show thread. He also posts as Gerrymanderer2 and Brown Onion. His dedication & commitment to trolling this website under multiple user names is unrivaled.


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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: eesh really did star this year ()
Date: January 02, 2017 08:48PM

Went to jail, unleashing a karmic tidal wave against lizzie. As you'll recall, lizzie did nothing for six months but wax euphoric over eesh's brief incarceration. But this compeleed Karma to rear it's vengeful head, and in September, lizzie went to the ADC, where she remains to this very day.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: LlZZlE. ()
Date: January 02, 2017 09:49PM

Basl won.

Misery is under the bed, Lizzie is locked up and Hambeast ran away. The Moreno family poured a bunch of time and money into harassing the poor boy, but in the end Basl wins.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: Hhjghhh ()
Date: January 02, 2017 10:01PM

Yeah, eesh is some crazy genius.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: Oscar Redneck ()
Date: January 02, 2017 10:14PM

I vote for eesh , he has been here for years, takes a lickin and keeps on tickin, posts great porn, and always keeps Gerry in his place.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: question abut prizes ()
Date: January 02, 2017 10:14PM

Is the putative winner also supposed to pick the prizes? So far, eesh has promised himself a bride, a personal trainer, an Asian maid, and a shirt. Who TF's paying for all this shit?

How about some prizes more within our means? I envision a package, including

-Megan's weasel
-miz's laptop
-an autographed copy of the 'Strath Road Stalker' comic
-one conjugal visit with lizzie
-one free riding lesson at TJ's mom's stable
-two pounds of wild hog bacon (generously furnished by Gun Lover)
-dinner with Gerry!
-two extra large bottles of Tums (donated by the bowels thread participants)
-and some sort of cheap trophy


This package has a lot more 'local color' ie it better reflects the actual FFU experience.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: But wait theres more ()
Date: January 02, 2017 10:26PM

question abut prizes Wrote:
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> Is the putative winner also supposed to pick the
> prizes? So far, eesh has promised himself a bride,
> a personal trainer, an Asian maid, and a shirt.
> Who TF's paying for all this shit?
>
> How about some prizes more within our means? I
> envision a package, including
>
> -Megan's weasel
> -miz's laptop
> -an autographed copy of the 'Strath Road Stalker'
> comic
> -one conjugal visit with lizzie
> -one free riding lesson at TJ's mom's stable
> -two pounds of wild hog bacon (generously
> furnished by Gun Lover)
> -dinner with Gerry!
> -two extra large bottles of Tums (donated by the
> bowels thread participants)
> -and some sort of cheap trophy
>
>
> This package has a lot more 'local color' ie it
> better reflects the actual FFU experience.


Don't forget: A big, shit-covered rubber dildo from the homos over in the Mike Omeara Show thread.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: the dildo is good ()
Date: January 02, 2017 10:33PM

But wait theres more Wrote:
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>

> > How about some prizes more within our means? I
> > envision a package, including
> >
> > -Megan's weasel
> > -miz's laptop
> > -an autographed copy of the 'Strath Road
> Stalker'
> > comic
> > -one conjugal visit with lizzie
> > -one free riding lesson at TJ's mom's stable
> > -two pounds of wild hog bacon (generously
> > furnished by Gun Lover)
> > -dinner with Gerry!
> > -two extra large bottles of Tums (donated by
> the
> > bowels thread participants)
> > -and some sort of cheap trophy
> >
> >
> > This package has a lot more 'local color' ie it
> > better reflects the actual FFU experience.
>
>
> Don't forget: A big, shit-covered rubber dildo
> from the homos over in the Mike Omeara Show
> thread.


And we'll also throw in a Meade Skelton CD collection.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: Cheap trophy ()
Date: January 02, 2017 11:25PM

question abut prizes Wrote:
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>
> -and some sort of cheap trophy




Cheap trophy provided by David Trinnes.




.
Attachments:
david trinnes phillip leiser.jpg

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: 1-hr legal services ()
Date: January 03, 2017 04:07PM

the dildo is good Wrote:
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> But wait theres more Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
>
> > > How about some prizes more within our means?
> I
> > > envision a package, including
> > >
> > > -Megan's weasel
> > > -miz's laptop
> > > -an autographed copy of the 'Strath Road
> > Stalker'
> > > comic
> > > -one conjugal visit with lizzie
> > > -one free riding lesson at TJ's mom's stable
> > > -two pounds of wild hog bacon (generously
> > > furnished by Gun Lover)
> > > -dinner with Gerry!
> > > -two extra large bottles of Tums (donated by
> > the
> > > bowels thread participants)
> > > -and some sort of cheap trophy
> > >
> > >
> > > This package has a lot more 'local color' ie
> it
> > > better reflects the actual FFU experience.
> >
> >
> > Don't forget: A big, shit-covered rubber dildo
> > from the homos over in the Mike Omeara Show
> > thread.
>
>
> And we'll also throw in a Meade Skelton CD
> collection.

In addition to the cheap trophy, David Trinnes is also donating one hour of free legal services to the winner. However, he will be sending the bill to Monique Wells.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: bestest ()
Date: January 03, 2017 04:52PM

lizzie, she is one tough mama. Lost a ton of weight in jail, growing her hair long and looking very good.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: Hi William ()
Date: January 03, 2017 05:45PM

bestest Wrote:
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> lizzie, she is one tough mama. Lost a ton of
> weight in jail, growing her hair long and looking
> very good.

Yes we know she looks good to you, William. She always had long hair, pubic hair that is. Also, she hasn't lost any weight and even looks like she might have gained a little.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: January 10, 2017 08:12PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> That's the Russian tyranny Putin has Trump on
> video banging on his trip to Moscow.


Lmao

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: January 10, 2017 08:13PM

WTF man that shit is so funny. I kept calling that shit.

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: Trump banged a 'tyranny'? ()
Date: January 10, 2017 08:35PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That's the Russian tyranny Putin has Trump on
> > video banging on his trip to Moscow.
>
>
> Lmao


WTF does that even mean?

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Re: Nominations for the FFU Poster of the Year for 2016!!!!
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: January 10, 2017 08:48PM

Spelling mistake, tyranny should have said tyrant.

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