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It's not clear what happened, but it involved a neighbor's goat. He faced beheading, so his parents quickly shipped him off to America, to work at his Uncle Sandhu's 7-11. Wahtever Gerry did does NOT merit the death penalty in the USA, but probably would bring charges of animal cruelty.
Liberalism in noVa works in Gerry's favor. Courts are reluctant to charge hm with anything, as they know a criminal charge would lead to deportation back to Pakistan, which in Gerry's case is a de facto death sentence. So, Gerry has pobably committed a lot of crimes without facing proper justice.
The msitreatment he would most assuredly face at the hands of his fellow muslim goatherds wouldmake him appreciate whit eAmerica. At least he would die enlightened.
If Gerry got told he had to get out of America, that would definitely radicalize, I think he would do a FFXU killing spree before he suicide bombs a school bus