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If Jack helps you off a horse would you feel obligated to help Jack off a horse?
Posted by: horsie ()
Date: December 01, 2016 04:54AM

Just wondering.

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Re: If Jack helps you off a horse would you feel obligated to help Jack off a horse?
Posted by: Vcxf5d ()
Date: December 01, 2016 05:24AM

Off a horse ?

As in sexually or murder ?

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Re: If Jack helps you off a horse would you feel obligated to help Jack off a horse?
Posted by: Mr Ed ()
Date: December 01, 2016 05:40AM

You don't know Jack!

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Re: If Jack helps you off a horse would you feel obligated to help Jack off a horse?
Posted by: Vcxf5d ()
Date: December 01, 2016 05:45AM

Think I am going to Jack off to eesh's pictures

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Re: If Jack helps you off a horse would you feel obligated to help Jack off a horse?
Posted by: animal husbandry ()
Date: December 01, 2016 10:54AM

Yes

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Re: If Jack helps you off a horse would you feel obligated to help Jack off a horse?
Posted by: cjdDc ()
Date: December 01, 2016 11:22AM

c'mon show some sick shit beastality shit!

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Re: If Jack helps you off a horse would you feel obligated to help Jack off a horse?
Posted by: Beast Lover ()
Date: December 01, 2016 11:57AM

I want to drink a horse's gallon of cum!

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Re: If Jack helps you off a horse would you feel obligated to help Jack off a horse?
Posted by: Jack_1 ()
Date: December 01, 2016 08:19PM

I could use some help.

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Re: If Jack helps you off a horse would you feel obligated to help Jack off a horse?
Posted by: Give me a break ()
Date: December 01, 2016 09:08PM

I don't know what is worse, the format fucker, or these stupid kid jokes.

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Re: If Jack helps you off a horse would you feel obligated to help Jack off a horse?
Posted by: higher education ()
Date: December 02, 2016 04:52AM

Give me a break Wrote:
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> I don't know what is worse, the format fucker, or
> these stupid kid jokes.


Whats really funny is that ignorant fucks like you care what goes on in this stupid forum.

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Re: If Jack helps you off a horse would you feel obligated to help Jack off a horse?
Posted by: You can always Google ()
Date: December 02, 2016 09:05AM

Just Google "horse cum" and see what comes up!

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Re: If Jack helps you off a horse would you feel obligated to help Jack off a horse?
Posted by: well, no. ()
Date: December 03, 2016 08:10PM

I'm a team player but ........IDK about that!

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Re: If Jack helps you off a horse would you feel obligated to help Jack off a horse?
Posted by: saddle ramp ()
Date: February 10, 2019 12:02PM

You can always Google Wrote:
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> Just Google "horse cum" and see what comes up!


uhm no.

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Re: If Jack helps you off a horse would you feel obligated to help Jack off a horse?
Posted by: superman. ()
Date: July 04, 2020 06:15AM

SAy Jack..............

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Re: If Jack helps you off a horse would you feel obligated to help Jack off a horse?
Posted by: osdflkj ()
Date: July 04, 2020 01:57PM


Gerrymanderer2 (G2, the OP original poster or spammer just above, perhaps both) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". He floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, demoralize americans. G2 posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison without a trial - decided by DNC democrats gov workers, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA whites, suggestive of food tampering/poisoning to solve the white problem, and anything possible to demoralize any americans on ffu - all of which are fake news he never responds to proofs it is fake. (perhaps g2 is a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). The website operator has told him "not to post or return" (in an existing post by the sysop): not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. G2 plays at financial terrorism as well; continually reporting fake and false financial data. G2 fakes emergency pleas to deaden the real response to any real one - like a devil. G2 continually spams FFU - which all users complain of: it is a real DoS attack - the attacks are not just topic bumps but designed to inject key words to kill ffu and google search results. G2 continually promotes drug use, alcoholic experimentation, and tries to convince members to meet hookers using photos from the 1990's (i doubt any that did are not arrested or dead). G2 continually posts racist posts and gay posts egging others to comment - then attacks who does - AND RECORDS IT (likely for political extortion). G2 and dems MONITOR AND RECORD* "conservatives who blast out these democrat lies and illegal abuse of telephone privilege (sometimes in a raw manner, being so jaded by the job)" (users who object to G2's actions listed so far). One ffu member discovered a south american country recording FFU databasing all posts in a non-chat database format - and when questioned - another member quickly said it was all coincidence and that this was done everywhere in the world on all sites: WHICH IS A LIE. Not all countries record the every word of what fairfaxians say on blogs. Extortion is also mentioned by G2. And the idea he's fishing for comments he can use against anyone who'd run for office is "just assume he's in that business" - and i've warned others that is what he fishes for - excuses to attack conservatives and or to extort them.

SOME POSTERS ON FFU FEEL G2 IS A JOKER: I ASSURE YOU THE ABOVE COMPLAINTS ARE GENUINELY A THREAT TO ONLOOKERS (THE UN-INTIATED), NON-DEMOCRATS, AND TO ANYONE STATING THAT LAWS SHOULD BE IMPOSED ON DEMOCRATS EQUALLY AS DEMOCRATS IMPOSE THEM ON OTHERS: MONEY

LEGAL NOTICE: DEMOCRATS HAVE `SWATTED' THE HOMES OF SOME FFU POSTS WHO REFUTE G2 AND CALL DEMS OUT ON THEFT AND LIES - AND EXPOSE THE LAWS THEY COULD BE PROSECUTED FOR BREACH OF TRUST. THAT'S A CONFIRMED WITNESSED FACT. IT IS NO JOKE WHAT G2 IS DOING. HIS CONTINUAL FISHING IS NOT IDLE - THEY ARE TRIGGERED AND ARMED. which i've warned others about since, about 2010 - that G2 is fishing for men to "erase" politically, by any means available to him


G2 has now been wimpering that anti-G2 posts are "unfair" and that users who protest G2 should be blocked, SWATTED (see above), and forced on medications (see above), and that "someone else is G2". However - do not let the vicious foreign attacker fool you into your death our out of your community: G2 has been active since exactly the beginning of 2017 "hillary has already won the election" set of lies and has only DOUBLED spam recently - yes the suicide taunting of others, false information, and all else listed above. He is not wimpering for help he has doubled the spam and vicious attacks (or they, communist/facist using federal money. I pinned him correctly when I began this warning post.

GO BACK TO HELL G2. YOU ARE EXPOSED.

yes horses cum

female horses also kick unwanted males to death*

IN THE ANIMAL WORLD, breeding on other's territory and taking their food IS A DEATH PENALTY

in the animal world, edging rape and theft ARE A DEATH PENALTY

DROP DEAD G2. GET OUT OF THE USA AND REALLY JUST DROP DEAD



(though if kicked in the head, often the case, horse's heads are pretty tough, they survive)

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Re: If Jack helps you off a horse would you feel obligated to help Jack off a horse?
Posted by: Why just a handjob ()
Date: July 04, 2020 02:31PM

superman. Wrote:
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> SAy Jack..............
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Re: If Jack helps you off a horse would you feel obligated to help Jack off a horse?
Posted by: u talking bout Andrew Jackson? ()
Date: July 04, 2020 02:43PM

horsie Wrote:
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> Just wondering.


Knocking over a statue of old Stonewall is one thing; knocking over a statue of Old Hickory is another. At a young age little Andrew was hit with a British Saber because he refused to clean the limey's boots. There is not one member of ANTIFA that could make a pimple on his ass, that is wisdom. You're gonna do a lot of time with guys in jail who don;t share your sentiments, good luck cause you're gonnna need it toughguy!

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Re: If Jack helps you off a horse would you feel obligated to help Jack off a horse?
Posted by: #Jack ()
Date: September 17, 2022 01:36PM

horsie Wrote:
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> Just wondering.

YES!

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Posted by: Sikh Fucket ()
Date: September 17, 2022 06:41PM

Give me a break Wrote:
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> I don't know what is worse, the format fucker, or
> these stupid kid jokes.



Tough decision...here's some help

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