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Thanksgiving at the Moreno's
Posted by:
washington insider
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Date: November 26, 2016 05:08PM
Does anyone know how was Thanksgiving at the Moreno's William And Richard and Shannon all Voted for Trump. Their college educated siblings voted for Clinton do you think they talked about this on Thursday? Do you think they talked about William 34, no job, no education? What do you think the Morenos talked about?
Re: Thanksgiving at the Moreno's
Posted by:
mizaroni
()
Date: November 26, 2016 05:36PM
FFX Underground
Re: Thanksgiving at the Moreno's
Posted by:
Moreno dinner
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Date: November 26, 2016 05:43PM
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Re: Thanksgiving at the Moreno's
Posted by:
how it probably played out...
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Date: November 26, 2016 06:58PM
The college-educated siblings arrived, and immediately began tucking into the copious quantities of wine they had brought with them
Although Sharon had dinner laid out as scheduled, the couldn't dig in just yet, as miz was refusing to come out from under the covers.
The siblings relocated to the living room, bemoaned the state of affairs in the morono household, discussed the desirability of having their own separate TG dinner in future years, and continued tying one on. Meanwhile, Sharon was upstairs, outside of miz's room, arguing with the truculent miz.
Mr morono stepped outside 'for some fresh air' but ended up at a sympathetic neighbor's house. The neighbor made a pitcher of Capt Morgan and Cokes.
Meanwhile, miz, still under the covers, was screaming death and suicide threats at sharon, who in turn was screaming that miz was ruining dinner for everyone.
The siblings, meanwhile, now fairly smashed, were singing show tunes. Eventually, the brother grabbed a turkey leg, and the sister grabbed the bowl of stuffing. They returned to the living room with their treats, and more wine. The sister ate the stuffing right out of the serving bowl.
Mr morono's compassionate neighbor, meanwhile, made a second pitcher of drinks, and his wife brought richard a plateful of food.
At this point, miz was screaming at his mother to go away, that she had ruined his life. Downstairs, the plastered brother and sister were hollaring drunken invective up the stairs at miz.
Sharon phoned the police. The siblings stumbled outside, and began the long trek to WalMart for more fucking wine.
Police arrived. One of the officers was heard to mutter - 'Oh shit. THESE people again. I am sick of coming here. If I have to come here one. more. fucking. time, I am ending this.' The officers congregated outside of miz's dorrway, and began the standard operational 'negotiations'.
Eventually, having polished off his thrid pitcher of CM&R, richard staggered home and passed out on the sofa. The officers dragged a handcuffed and still truculent miz out to the car, for overnight evaluation. The siblings never returned home night. Sharon drove to Dennys for turkey loaf.
Although Sharon had dinner laid out as scheduled, the couldn't dig in just yet, as miz was refusing to come out from under the covers.
The siblings relocated to the living room, bemoaned the state of affairs in the morono household, discussed the desirability of having their own separate TG dinner in future years, and continued tying one on. Meanwhile, Sharon was upstairs, outside of miz's room, arguing with the truculent miz.
Mr morono stepped outside 'for some fresh air' but ended up at a sympathetic neighbor's house. The neighbor made a pitcher of Capt Morgan and Cokes.
Meanwhile, miz, still under the covers, was screaming death and suicide threats at sharon, who in turn was screaming that miz was ruining dinner for everyone.
The siblings, meanwhile, now fairly smashed, were singing show tunes. Eventually, the brother grabbed a turkey leg, and the sister grabbed the bowl of stuffing. They returned to the living room with their treats, and more wine. The sister ate the stuffing right out of the serving bowl.
Mr morono's compassionate neighbor, meanwhile, made a second pitcher of drinks, and his wife brought richard a plateful of food.
At this point, miz was screaming at his mother to go away, that she had ruined his life. Downstairs, the plastered brother and sister were hollaring drunken invective up the stairs at miz.
Sharon phoned the police. The siblings stumbled outside, and began the long trek to WalMart for more fucking wine.
Police arrived. One of the officers was heard to mutter - 'Oh shit. THESE people again. I am sick of coming here. If I have to come here one. more. fucking. time, I am ending this.' The officers congregated outside of miz's dorrway, and began the standard operational 'negotiations'.
Eventually, having polished off his thrid pitcher of CM&R, richard staggered home and passed out on the sofa. The officers dragged a handcuffed and still truculent miz out to the car, for overnight evaluation. The siblings never returned home night. Sharon drove to Dennys for turkey loaf.
Re: Thanksgiving at the Moreno's
Posted by:
miz bump
()
Date: November 26, 2016 10:55PM
because miz won't go away
Re: Thanksgiving at the Moreno's
Posted by:
hillarious!!!
()
Date: November 30, 2016 11:37PM
how it probably played out... Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The college-educated siblings arrived, and
> immediately began tucking into the copious
> quantities of wine they had brought with them
>
> Although Sharon had dinner laid out as scheduled,
> the couldn't dig in just yet, as miz was refusing
> to come out from under the covers.
>
> The siblings relocated to the living room,
> bemoaned the state of affairs in the morono
> household, discussed the desirability of having
> their own separate TG dinner in future years, and
> continued tying one on. Meanwhile, Sharon was
> upstairs, outside of miz's room, arguing with the
> truculent miz.
>
> Mr morono stepped outside 'for some fresh air' but
> ended up at a sympathetic neighbor's house. The
> neighbor made a pitcher of Capt Morgan and Cokes.
>
> Meanwhile, miz, still under the covers, was
> screaming death and suicide threats at sharon, who
> in turn was screaming that miz was ruining dinner
> for everyone.
>
> The siblings, meanwhile, now fairly smashed, were
> singing show tunes. Eventually, the brother
> grabbed a turkey leg, and the sister grabbed the
> bowl of stuffing. They returned to the living room
> with their treats, and more wine. The sister ate
> the stuffing right out of the serving bowl.
>
> Mr morono's compassionate neighbor, meanwhile,
> made a second pitcher of drinks, and his wife
> brought richard a plateful of food.
>
> At this point, miz was screaming at his mother to
> go away, that she had ruined his life. Downstairs,
> the plastered brother and sister were hollaring
> drunken invective up the stairs at miz.
>
> Sharon phoned the police. The siblings stumbled
> outside, and began the long trek to WalMart for
> more fucking wine.
>
> Police arrived. One of the officers was heard to
> mutter - 'Oh shit. THESE people again. I am sick
> of coming here. If I have to come here one. more.
> fucking. time, I am ending this.' The officers
> congregated outside of miz's dorrway, and began
> the standard operational 'negotiations'.
>
> Eventually, having polished off his thrid pitcher
> of CM&R, richard staggered home and passed out on
> the sofa. The officers dragged a handcuffed and
> still truculent miz out to the car, for overnight
> evaluation. The siblings never returned home
> night. Sharon drove to Dennys for turkey loaf.
miz bump
-------------------------------------------------------
> The college-educated siblings arrived, and
> immediately began tucking into the copious
> quantities of wine they had brought with them
>
> Although Sharon had dinner laid out as scheduled,
> the couldn't dig in just yet, as miz was refusing
> to come out from under the covers.
>
> The siblings relocated to the living room,
> bemoaned the state of affairs in the morono
> household, discussed the desirability of having
> their own separate TG dinner in future years, and
> continued tying one on. Meanwhile, Sharon was
> upstairs, outside of miz's room, arguing with the
> truculent miz.
>
> Mr morono stepped outside 'for some fresh air' but
> ended up at a sympathetic neighbor's house. The
> neighbor made a pitcher of Capt Morgan and Cokes.
>
> Meanwhile, miz, still under the covers, was
> screaming death and suicide threats at sharon, who
> in turn was screaming that miz was ruining dinner
> for everyone.
>
> The siblings, meanwhile, now fairly smashed, were
> singing show tunes. Eventually, the brother
> grabbed a turkey leg, and the sister grabbed the
> bowl of stuffing. They returned to the living room
> with their treats, and more wine. The sister ate
> the stuffing right out of the serving bowl.
>
> Mr morono's compassionate neighbor, meanwhile,
> made a second pitcher of drinks, and his wife
> brought richard a plateful of food.
>
> At this point, miz was screaming at his mother to
> go away, that she had ruined his life. Downstairs,
> the plastered brother and sister were hollaring
> drunken invective up the stairs at miz.
>
> Sharon phoned the police. The siblings stumbled
> outside, and began the long trek to WalMart for
> more fucking wine.
>
> Police arrived. One of the officers was heard to
> mutter - 'Oh shit. THESE people again. I am sick
> of coming here. If I have to come here one. more.
> fucking. time, I am ending this.' The officers
> congregated outside of miz's dorrway, and began
> the standard operational 'negotiations'.
>
> Eventually, having polished off his thrid pitcher
> of CM&R, richard staggered home and passed out on
> the sofa. The officers dragged a handcuffed and
> still truculent miz out to the car, for overnight
> evaluation. The siblings never returned home
> night. Sharon drove to Dennys for turkey loaf.
miz bump
Re: Thanksgiving at the Moreno's
Posted by:
they didn't talk about anything
()
Date: March 07, 2017 01:41AM
how it probably played out... Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The college-educated siblings arrived, and
> immediately began tucking into the copious
> quantities of wine they had brought with them
>
> Although Sharon had dinner laid out as scheduled,
> the couldn't dig in just yet, as miz was refusing
> to come out from under the covers.
>
> The siblings relocated to the living room,
> bemoaned the state of affairs in the morono
> household, discussed the desirability of having
> their own separate TG dinner in future years, and
> continued tying one on. Meanwhile, Sharon was
> upstairs, outside of miz's room, arguing with the
> truculent miz.
>
> Mr morono stepped outside 'for some fresh air' but
> ended up at a sympathetic neighbor's house. The
> neighbor made a pitcher of Capt Morgan and Cokes.
>
> Meanwhile, miz, still under the covers, was
> screaming death and suicide threats at sharon, who
> in turn was screaming that miz was ruining dinner
> for everyone.
>
> The siblings, meanwhile, now fairly smashed, were
> singing show tunes. Eventually, the brother
> grabbed a turkey leg, and the sister grabbed the
> bowl of stuffing. They returned to the living room
> with their treats, and more wine. The sister ate
> the stuffing right out of the serving bowl.
>
> Mr morono's compassionate neighbor, meanwhile,
> made a second pitcher of drinks, and his wife
> brought richard a plateful of food.
>
> At this point, miz was screaming at his mother to
> go away, that she had ruined his life. Downstairs,
> the plastered brother and sister were hollaring
> drunken invective up the stairs at miz.
>
> Sharon phoned the police. The siblings stumbled
> outside, and began the long trek to WalMart for
> more fucking wine.
>
> Police arrived. One of the officers was heard to
> mutter - 'Oh shit. THESE people again. I am sick
> of coming here. If I have to come here one. more.
> fucking. time, I am ending this.' The officers
> congregated outside of miz's dorrway, and began
> the standard operational 'negotiations'.
>
> Eventually, having polished off his thrid pitcher
> of CM&R, richard staggered home and passed out on
> the sofa. The officers dragged a handcuffed and
> still truculent miz out to the car, for overnight
> evaluation. The siblings never returned home
> night. Sharon drove to Dennys for turkey loaf.
Mizz wouldn't come out from underneath the covers, ruining the day for everyone.
-------------------------------------------------------
> The college-educated siblings arrived, and
> immediately began tucking into the copious
> quantities of wine they had brought with them
>
> Although Sharon had dinner laid out as scheduled,
> the couldn't dig in just yet, as miz was refusing
> to come out from under the covers.
>
> The siblings relocated to the living room,
> bemoaned the state of affairs in the morono
> household, discussed the desirability of having
> their own separate TG dinner in future years, and
> continued tying one on. Meanwhile, Sharon was
> upstairs, outside of miz's room, arguing with the
> truculent miz.
>
> Mr morono stepped outside 'for some fresh air' but
> ended up at a sympathetic neighbor's house. The
> neighbor made a pitcher of Capt Morgan and Cokes.
>
> Meanwhile, miz, still under the covers, was
> screaming death and suicide threats at sharon, who
> in turn was screaming that miz was ruining dinner
> for everyone.
>
> The siblings, meanwhile, now fairly smashed, were
> singing show tunes. Eventually, the brother
> grabbed a turkey leg, and the sister grabbed the
> bowl of stuffing. They returned to the living room
> with their treats, and more wine. The sister ate
> the stuffing right out of the serving bowl.
>
> Mr morono's compassionate neighbor, meanwhile,
> made a second pitcher of drinks, and his wife
> brought richard a plateful of food.
>
> At this point, miz was screaming at his mother to
> go away, that she had ruined his life. Downstairs,
> the plastered brother and sister were hollaring
> drunken invective up the stairs at miz.
>
> Sharon phoned the police. The siblings stumbled
> outside, and began the long trek to WalMart for
> more fucking wine.
>
> Police arrived. One of the officers was heard to
> mutter - 'Oh shit. THESE people again. I am sick
> of coming here. If I have to come here one. more.
> fucking. time, I am ending this.' The officers
> congregated outside of miz's dorrway, and began
> the standard operational 'negotiations'.
>
> Eventually, having polished off his thrid pitcher
> of CM&R, richard staggered home and passed out on
> the sofa. The officers dragged a handcuffed and
> still truculent miz out to the car, for overnight
> evaluation. The siblings never returned home
> night. Sharon drove to Dennys for turkey loaf.
Mizz wouldn't come out from underneath the covers, ruining the day for everyone.
Re: Thanksgiving at the Moreno's
Posted by:
miz's siblings are innocent
()
Date: April 08, 2017 09:12PM
how it probably played out... Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The college-educated siblings arrived, and
> immediately began tucking into the copious
> quantities of wine they had brought with them
>
> Although Sharon had dinner laid out as scheduled,
> the couldn't dig in just yet, as miz was refusing
> to come out from under the covers.
>
> The siblings relocated to the living room,
> bemoaned the state of affairs in the morono
> household, discussed the desirability of having
> their own separate TG dinner in future years, and
> continued tying one on. Meanwhile, Sharon was
> upstairs, outside of miz's room, arguing with the
> truculent miz.
>
> Mr morono stepped outside 'for some fresh air' but
> ended up at a sympathetic neighbor's house. The
> neighbor made a pitcher of Capt Morgan and Cokes.
>
> Meanwhile, miz, still under the covers, was
> screaming death and suicide threats at sharon, who
> in turn was screaming that miz was ruining dinner
> for everyone.
>
> The siblings, meanwhile, now fairly smashed, were
> singing show tunes. Eventually, the brother
> grabbed a turkey leg, and the sister grabbed the
> bowl of stuffing. They returned to the living room
> with their treats, and more wine. The sister ate
> the stuffing right out of the serving bowl.
>
> Mr morono's compassionate neighbor, meanwhile,
> made a second pitcher of drinks, and his wife
> brought richard a plateful of food.
>
> At this point, miz was screaming at his mother to
> go away, that she had ruined his life. Downstairs,
> the plastered brother and sister were hollaring
> drunken invective up the stairs at miz.
>
> Sharon phoned the police. The siblings stumbled
> outside, and began the long trek to WalMart for
> more fucking wine.
>
> Police arrived. One of the officers was heard to
> mutter - 'Oh shit. THESE people again. I am sick
> of coming here. If I have to come here one. more.
> fucking. time, I am ending this.' The officers
> congregated outside of miz's dorrway, and began
> the standard operational 'negotiations'.
>
> Eventually, having polished off his thrid pitcher
> of CM&R, richard staggered home and passed out on
> the sofa. The officers dragged a handcuffed and
> still truculent miz out to the car, for overnight
> evaluation. The siblings never returned home
> night. Sharon drove to Dennys for turkey loaf.
They are victims of their woefully dysfunctional brother.
-------------------------------------------------------
> The college-educated siblings arrived, and
> immediately began tucking into the copious
> quantities of wine they had brought with them
>
> Although Sharon had dinner laid out as scheduled,
> the couldn't dig in just yet, as miz was refusing
> to come out from under the covers.
>
> The siblings relocated to the living room,
> bemoaned the state of affairs in the morono
> household, discussed the desirability of having
> their own separate TG dinner in future years, and
> continued tying one on. Meanwhile, Sharon was
> upstairs, outside of miz's room, arguing with the
> truculent miz.
>
> Mr morono stepped outside 'for some fresh air' but
> ended up at a sympathetic neighbor's house. The
> neighbor made a pitcher of Capt Morgan and Cokes.
>
> Meanwhile, miz, still under the covers, was
> screaming death and suicide threats at sharon, who
> in turn was screaming that miz was ruining dinner
> for everyone.
>
> The siblings, meanwhile, now fairly smashed, were
> singing show tunes. Eventually, the brother
> grabbed a turkey leg, and the sister grabbed the
> bowl of stuffing. They returned to the living room
> with their treats, and more wine. The sister ate
> the stuffing right out of the serving bowl.
>
> Mr morono's compassionate neighbor, meanwhile,
> made a second pitcher of drinks, and his wife
> brought richard a plateful of food.
>
> At this point, miz was screaming at his mother to
> go away, that she had ruined his life. Downstairs,
> the plastered brother and sister were hollaring
> drunken invective up the stairs at miz.
>
> Sharon phoned the police. The siblings stumbled
> outside, and began the long trek to WalMart for
> more fucking wine.
>
> Police arrived. One of the officers was heard to
> mutter - 'Oh shit. THESE people again. I am sick
> of coming here. If I have to come here one. more.
> fucking. time, I am ending this.' The officers
> congregated outside of miz's dorrway, and began
> the standard operational 'negotiations'.
>
> Eventually, having polished off his thrid pitcher
> of CM&R, richard staggered home and passed out on
> the sofa. The officers dragged a handcuffed and
> still truculent miz out to the car, for overnight
> evaluation. The siblings never returned home
> night. Sharon drove to Dennys for turkey loaf.
They are victims of their woefully dysfunctional brother.
Re: Thanksgiving at the Moreno's
Posted by:
Make America Great Again
()
Date: April 09, 2017 10:22PM
Lol
Re: Thanksgiving at the Moreno's
Posted by:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand MIZ BUMP
()
Date: June 12, 2017 05:33PM
miz ruins thanksgiving again!
Re: Thanksgiving at the Moreno's
Posted by:
a salute to tootguy
()
Date: November 11, 2017 12:55PM
a salute to tootguy
Re: Thanksgiving at the Moreno's
Posted by:
yummy smells
()
Date: November 11, 2017 03:09PM
What will the place smell like this year? Sharon's leaky sphincter? Chris Tator's unwashed single-set-of-clothing? Miz's filthy bare mattress?
Re: Thanksgiving at the Moreno's
Posted by:
county patrol
()
Date: November 12, 2017 08:49AM
Before the family gathering is over someone will end up face down on the lawn getting cuffed with a broken cigarette in their mouth.
Re: Thanksgiving at the Moreno's
Posted by:
fly on the wall
()
Date: November 12, 2017 03:30PM
county patrol Wrote:
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> Before the family gathering is over someone will
> end up face down on the lawn getting cuffed with a
> broken cigarette in their mouth.
This year should be especially entertaining.
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> Before the family gathering is over someone will
> end up face down on the lawn getting cuffed with a
> broken cigarette in their mouth.
This year should be especially entertaining.
Re: Thanksgiving at the Moreno's
Posted by:
time to bump again
()
Date: July 09, 2019 12:46AM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand MIZ BUMP Wrote:
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> miz ruins thanksgiving again!
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> miz ruins thanksgiving again!
Re: Thanksgiving at the Moreno's
Posted by:
in memory of tootguy
()
Date: July 20, 2019 06:51PM
in memory of tootguy
Re: Thanksgiving at the Moreno's
Posted by:
PYBR bump
()
Date: July 28, 2019 01:44PM
WTF was sharon sitting on?
Re: Thanksgiving at the Moreno's
Posted by:
Nibbles
()
Date: November 10, 2019 08:41AM
Bump
Re: Thanksgiving at the Moreno's
Posted by:
Two lonely losers
()
Date: November 14, 2019 10:01PM
Sharon and William are soooo lonely
Re: Thanksgiving at the Moreno's
Posted by:
Turkey
()
Date: November 15, 2019 10:13PM
Gobble.
Re: Thanksgiving at the Moreno's
Posted by:
You don't get it
()
Date: November 15, 2019 10:20PM
they didn't talk about anything Wrote:
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>
> Mizz wouldn't come out from underneath the covers,
> ruining the day for everyone.
What actually ruined it was Sharon. Her two other children were very much okay with Miz hiding under the covers all day. Sharon thought they should be more supportive of that feeble-minded pecker. So she got drunk and yelled at them.
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>
> Mizz wouldn't come out from underneath the covers,
> ruining the day for everyone.
What actually ruined it was Sharon. Her two other children were very much okay with Miz hiding under the covers all day. Sharon thought they should be more supportive of that feeble-minded pecker. So she got drunk and yelled at them.
Re: Thanksgiving at the Moreno's
Posted by:
Thus
()
Date: November 21, 2019 07:15PM
TV dinners
Re: Thanksgiving at the Moreno's
Posted by:
No cooking
()
Date: November 27, 2019 11:03AM
This year
Re: Thanksgiving at the Moreno's
Posted by:
No food
()
Date: November 27, 2019 12:43PM
extra meds
Re: Thanksgiving at the Moreno's
Posted by:
House smelling
()
Date: November 28, 2019 11:40AM
Yucky
Re: Thanksgiving at the Moreno's
Posted by:
Get a life
()
Date: November 28, 2019 11:45AM
It's going to be really weird when both of these guys are still doing this same shit when they're in their respective nursing homes.
Get a life, the both of you.
Get a life, the both of you.
Re: Thanksgiving at the Moreno's
Posted by:
Shitty Sharon and wacky Willy
()
Date: November 28, 2019 04:46PM
Ha
Re: Thanksgiving at the Moreno's
Posted by:
an FFU Holiday Classic
()
Date: November 25, 2020 05:00PM
LOLZ!
Re: Thanksgiving at the Moreno's
Posted by:
a very good read!
()
Date: November 25, 2020 05:23PM
Captures the essence of life with the morenos...
Re: Thanksgiving at the Moreno's
Posted by:
like Christmas Story
()
Date: November 25, 2020 05:53PM
or "It's a Vunderbar life!" lives on forever. Nice.
Re: Thanksgiving at the Moreno's
Posted by:
time to revive this classic
()
Date: November 23, 2021 11:48PM
At times, I find myself waxing quite nostalgic for the days of eeshlizmizmeg. I sure got a lot of (somewhat twisted) entertainment out of those four.