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My neighbor's wife is pretty naughty!
Posted by: I spy with my eyes ()
Date: November 03, 2016 09:59AM

Ours houses are fairly close to each other. If we both opened out windows we could pass the Grey Poupon from house to house. I can see most of the inside of their house from mine.

Her husband goes to Chicago a lot for work. It was when he was away. She went into the kitchen and got a cucumber out of the fridge and then she filled up a pitcher, at the sink, and proceeded to put the cucumber in the pitcher. I was like WTF is she doing, so I kept an eye on her kitchen. Sure enough she came back about 15 minutes later. I watched as she took the cucumber out of the pitcher. She then took a vegetable peeler and removed the outer skin. I shit you not, the next thing I see is her giving this cucumber head! She then used it as a dildo!

My cock got so hard and so much pre-cum was oozing out of it! I went to the bathroom and whacked off! When I returned she wasn't there anymore...

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Re: My neighbor's wife is pretty naughty!
Posted by: WSH LAX Ultra 2017 ()
Date: November 03, 2016 10:02AM

Yo broner that's so hot. I got girls to do shows like that for me all of the time. Bro next time seal the deal and walk right into the house. She'll be so horny she'll jump on top of you right there. She wants you bro

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Re: My neighbor's wife is pretty naughty!
Posted by: I spy with my eyes ()
Date: November 03, 2016 10:05AM

I think she put the cucumber in hot water to warm it up. That's the only reason I can think why she put it in a pitcher full of water.

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Re: My neighbor's wife is pretty naughty!
Posted by: Really? ()
Date: November 03, 2016 10:33AM

Pics or GTFO

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Re: My neighbor's wife is pretty naughty!
Posted by: I spy with my eyes ()
Date: November 03, 2016 10:49AM

Really? Wrote:
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> Pics or GTFO
Attachments:
cuecum

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Re: My neighbor's wife is pretty naughty!
Posted by: Rockstar ()
Date: November 03, 2016 10:54AM

I wonder why she peeled it first.

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Re: My neighbor's wife is pretty naughty!
Posted by: Miz Pedo File ()
Date: November 03, 2016 12:45PM

I spy with my eyes Wrote:
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> Ours houses are fairly close to each other. If we
> both opened out windows we could pass the Grey
> Poupon from house to house. I can see most of the
> inside of their house from mine.
>
> Her husband goes to Chicago a lot for work. It was
> when he was away. She went into the kitchen and
> got a cucumber out of the fridge and then she
> filled up a pitcher, at the sink, and proceeded to
> put the cucumber in the pitcher. I was like WTF is
> she doing, so I kept an eye on her kitchen. Sure
> enough she came back about 15 minutes later. I
> watched as she took the cucumber out of the
> pitcher. She then took a vegetable peeler and
> removed the outer skin. I shit you not, the next
> thing I see is her giving this cucumber head! She
> then used it as a dildo!
>
> My cock got so hard and so much pre-cum was oozing
> out of it! I went to the bathroom and whacked off!
> When I returned she wasn't there anymore...

Miz is really bored with his monkey boyfriend in jail.

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Re: My neighbor's wife is pretty naughty!
Posted by: mizaroni ()
Date: November 03, 2016 12:48PM

Miz? a)No writing talent b)no art talent c) a pedo who is hooked up w/ a little black boy in the nut house/prison d) all of the above! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Broner Silverdick School ruler rail hopping dicksmokeing PBYR making fucking PEDO!

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Re: My neighbor's wife is pretty naughty!
Posted by: WSH LAX FAGGOT ()
Date: November 03, 2016 12:50PM

My cock got so hard and so much pre-cum was oozing out of it! I went to the bathroom and whacked off! When I returned she wasn't there anymore...

WSH LAX Ultra 2017 Wrote:
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> Yo broner that's so hot. I got girls to do shows
> like that for me all of the time. Bro next time
> seal the deal and walk right into the house.
> She'll be so horny she'll jump on top of you right
> there. She wants you bro


Dude you are gay as fuck saying Morono is hot talking about his cock. About time you came out gay as fuck FAGGOT but I thought you preferred homeless cock?

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Re: My neighbor's wife is pretty naughty!
Posted by: mUCHh ()
Date: November 03, 2016 12:59PM

I spy with my eyes Wrote:
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> Ours houses are fairly close to each other. If we
> both opened out windows we could pass the Grey
> Poupon from house to house. I can see most of the
> inside of their house from mine.
>
> Her husband goes to Chicago a lot for work. It was
> when he was away. She went into the kitchen and
> got a cucumber out of the fridge and then she
> filled up a pitcher, at the sink, and proceeded to
> put the cucumber in the pitcher. I was like WTF is
> she doing, so I kept an eye on her kitchen. Sure
> enough she came back about 15 minutes later. I
> watched as she took the cucumber out of the
> pitcher. She then took a vegetable peeler and
> removed the outer skin. I shit you not, the next
> thing I see is her giving this cucumber head! She
> then used it as a dildo!
>
> My cock got so hard and so much pre-cum was oozing
> out of it! I went to the bathroom and whacked off!
> When I returned she wasn't there anymore...

If you were a real man you would have strolled next door and had a Penthouse Forum moment. Instead you chose to beat your meat like Pee Wee Herman.

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Re: My neighbor's wife is pretty naughty!
Posted by: She peeled it first so ()
Date: November 03, 2016 01:08PM

it would be nice and juicy! I bet she got a urinary tract infection from that! Was she at least a hottie?

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