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Went back down to the railroad tracks to see my old hooch
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WSH LAX Ultra 2017
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Date: October 31, 2016 09:19AM
Brandt and I took a trip down the railroad tracks to see where our old hooch was when we were kids. Sadly it's destroyed. Overgrown with weeds, spray painted, and I'm pretty sure a bum squatted in there for awhile. Surprisingly our old Playboy centerfolds were still up on the wall. Sad stuff bros. But then a slow moving train rolled by. Brandt and I proceeded to throw rocks at the train. Hahahaha we saw a dude sleeping on the back of the train so we threw rocks him. He was like "Ow oww ouch dude what the fuck? Hey! Stop that! Oww OWWW ouch!!!" Hahahahaha we totally threw rocks at his loser ass.
Re: Went back down to the railroad tracks to see my old hooch
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G4jU4
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Date: October 31, 2016 09:28AM
You can never really go back. You have gone through so many changes, you're not the same person, those are no longer the same train tracks. They say you can never cross the same river twice and they are right. It's all part of growing up. I'm so proud of you today.
Re: Went back down to the railroad tracks to see my old hooch
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Date: October 31, 2016 10:38AM
It's sad bros. I can still remember all of the memories from back then.
We used to take kids we didn't like down there and beat them up
We used to make out with chicks there because there wasn't anywhere for them to run off to
We met a hobo named Hollywood there who bought us our first case of beer
Brandt almost caught his face on fire with a can of Axe body spray
Erol hurled a rock at one of those white trucks that drive on the rails
We used to steal shit from our friend's houses and stash it there because it was our secret hiding spot
My afterschool lunch was a giant grilled stuffed burrito and a 2 liter of Giant brand fruit punch
One time there was this guy taking pictures of trains, just trains. He told us that it was dangerous to play on the railroad tracks. He was wearing jean shorts and a Hawaiian shirt. Then he asks if we can watch his stuff while he takes a piss. YO BROS WE TOTALLY STOLE THIS DUDE'S VIDEO EQUIPMENT! We hauled ass back to Billy Rake's house and all he had were videos of trains, just trains and nothing else.
Re: Went back down to the railroad tracks to see my old hooch
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Date: October 31, 2016 10:42AM
miz HATES PYBR jokes Wrote:
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> No court today Pedo? You are really hitting the
> boards early...BTW, who told you you could write?
Re: Went back down to the railroad tracks to see my old hooch
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Date: October 31, 2016 10:59AM
Bahama Mommas Wrote:
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> So glad I have a real life and real job. I can
> afford to go party for a weekend in the Bahamas
> with my bros.
So glad my parents are rich and I don't have to work. I can go anywhere I want to on my parent's dime. I think in January I'll go to the French Maldives and get my parents to pay for that shit. I get more girls than you can jerk it to. I get so many that the shit just old
Re: Went back down to the railroad tracks to see my old hooch
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Miz the Pedo
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Date: October 31, 2016 11:57AM
WSH LAX ultra 2017 Wrote:
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> miz HATES PYBR jokes Wrote:
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> > No court today Pedo? You are really hitting the
> > boards early...BTW, who told you you could
> write?
>
> Your girlfriend did BITCH!!!!
Did you not medicate Mizzie? Or, Do you really miss your little black boyfrend MO?
Re: Went back down to the railroad tracks to see my old hooch
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WSH LAX Ultra 2017
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Date: October 31, 2016 12:07PM
Miz the Pedo Wrote:
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> WSH LAX ultra 2017 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > miz HATES PYBR jokes Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > No court today Pedo? You are really hitting
> the
> > > boards early...BTW, who told you you could
> > write?
> >
> > Your girlfriend did BITCH!!!!
>
> Did you not medicate Mizzie? Or, Do you really
> miss your little black boyfrend MO?
Re: Went back down to the railroad tracks to see my old hooch
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WSH LAX Ultra 2017
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Date: October 31, 2016 01:15PM
MIZ ALERT Wrote:
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> STFU William.....you are fucking sad.
No you STFU! I could pound your face into a puddle of piss talkin shit like that silverdick. Name the time and place and I'll whip your ass. Oh wait that's right you're too damn chicken shit for that yo
Re: Went back down to the railroad tracks to see my old hooch
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WSH LAX Ultra 2017
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Date: October 31, 2016 01:24PM
I forgot to add that I took it in the ass last night by a small-dicked gook. My ass was already stretched too far for either of us to enjoy it. But I was able to produce a large fart just as he was giving up, which made it worthwhile, at least for me.
Thanks for listening bros. My broners know my parents hate me and my faggotry. In fact, I tried to stab my father with a ......wait a minute, that's another dude. Nevermind.
Re: Went back down to the railroad tracks to see my old hooch
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mizaroni
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Date: October 31, 2016 02:14PM
The only thing you can pound is your little limp dick Pedo Boi. Did you get your ass kicked in school all the time? If you talked shit I'm sure you did. Why dont you get off the computer and do something w/ your life...besides killing your parents.