Brandt and I took a trip down the railroad tracks to see where our old hooch was when we were kids. Sadly it's destroyed. Overgrown with weeds, spray painted, and I'm pretty sure a bum squatted in there for awhile. Surprisingly our old Playboy centerfolds were still up on the wall. Sad stuff bros. But then a slow moving train rolled by. Brandt and I proceeded to throw rocks at the train. Hahahaha we saw a dude sleeping on the back of the train so we threw rocks him. He was like "Ow oww ouch dude what the fuck? Hey! Stop that! Oww OWWW ouch!!!" Hahahahaha we totally threw rocks at his loser ass.

You can never really go back. You have gone through so many changes, you're not the same person, those are no longer the same train tracks. They say you can never cross the same river twice and they are right. It's all part of growing up. I'm so proud of you today.

You've really made a life for yourself broner.

It's sad bros. I can still remember all of the memories from back then.

We used to take kids we didn't like down there and beat them up

We used to make out with chicks there because there wasn't anywhere for them to run off to

We met a hobo named Hollywood there who bought us our first case of beer

Brandt almost caught his face on fire with a can of Axe body spray

Erol hurled a rock at one of those white trucks that drive on the rails

We used to steal shit from our friend's houses and stash it there because it was our secret hiding spot

My afterschool lunch was a giant grilled stuffed burrito and a 2 liter of Giant brand fruit punch

One time there was this guy taking pictures of trains, just trains. He told us that it was dangerous to play on the railroad tracks. He was wearing jean shorts and a Hawaiian shirt. Then he asks if we can watch his stuff while he takes a piss. YO BROS WE TOTALLY STOLE THIS DUDE'S VIDEO EQUIPMENT! We hauled ass back to Billy Rake's house and all he had were videos of trains, just trains and nothing else.

No court today Pedo? You are really hitting the boards early...BTW, who told you you could write?

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> No court today Pedo? You are really hitting the
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Your girlfriend did BITCH!!!!

So glad I have a real life and real job. I can afford to go party for a weekend in the Bahamas with my bros.

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> So glad I have a real life and real job. I can
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> with my bros.

So glad my parents are rich and I don't have to work. I can go anywhere I want to on my parent's dime. I think in January I'll go to the French Maldives and get my parents to pay for that shit. I get more girls than you can jerk it to. I get so many that the shit just old

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> Your girlfriend did BITCH!!!!

Did you not medicate Mizzie? Or, Do you really miss your little black boyfrend MO?

Don't get too angry and stab your father.....well, then again it might get you closer to the shit thrower.

GTFO Miz. You have been banned.
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Not one shred of proof that I am Pedo Moreno

STFU William.....you are fucking sad.

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> STFU William.....you are fucking sad.


No you STFU! I could pound your face into a puddle of piss talkin shit like that silverdick. Name the time and place and I'll whip your ass. Oh wait that's right you're too damn chicken shit for that yo

I forgot to add that I took it in the ass last night by a small-dicked gook. My ass was already stretched too far for either of us to enjoy it. But I was able to produce a large fart just as he was giving up, which made it worthwhile, at least for me.

Thanks for listening bros. My broners know my parents hate me and my faggotry. In fact, I tried to stab my father with a ......wait a minute, that's another dude. Nevermind.

The only thing you can pound is your little limp dick Pedo Boi. Did you get your ass kicked in school all the time? If you talked shit I'm sure you did. Why dont you get off the computer and do something w/ your life...besides killing your parents.

Yo Teddy BROsavelt

Who is Billy Rake? Another Moreno victim?

No such place as "French Maldives" Asscock.

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> No such place as "French Maldives" Asscock.

The Maldives have never been part of France and have no association with France whatsoever.

Clearly a cry for help, in the form of euthanasia.


 
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Mike O'Meara Show Fan, why can't you leave that kid alone? You're all jealous because he used to pretty much rule the school.

Shower Boner says what?

This shit again? Shower Boner keeps coming back, MOM Show Fan, I think you have an admirer!!!

Both of you shut up. And I know your not a real officer.

I know you're not an English major, jackass!

But he was known all over the school for popping the BEST Shower Boner.

You shut up, you pervert. That happened ONE TIME when I was a freshman.