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Favorite Marital Aid?
Posted by: NSFW ()
Date: September 04, 2009 02:12PM

What is everyone's favorite sex toy? For me, it has to be nipple clamps and ball stretchers.

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Re: Favorite Marital Aid?
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: September 04, 2009 02:22PM

I like my Blow up Tia3. Its like tia2 but plastic and returns my Private messages.

"oh ferfux you dawg"

"C'mere baby im gonna eesh you were it hurt and yer gonna like it"

"oh eesh me baby EESH me, Pass the peanut butter whipcream"

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Re: Favorite Marital Aid?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 04, 2009 02:25PM

So what sex act is an "eesh"? I haven't figured out what "eesh" sounds like. Maybe a heavily lubricated fist?

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Re: Favorite Marital Aid?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: September 04, 2009 04:46PM

eesh Wrote:
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> So what sex act is an "eesh"? I haven't figured
> out what "eesh" sounds like. Maybe a heavily
> lubricated fist?

possibly a little girl screaming? no, maybe a little boy?
you are a creep.
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Re: Favorite Marital Aid?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 04, 2009 09:52PM

So why exactly do you have a picture of a little girl labeled "scared and wet" on your computer?

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Favorite Marital Aid?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: September 04, 2009 10:08PM

eesh Wrote:
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> So why exactly do you have a picture of a little
> girl labeled "scared and wet" on your computer?


one of the many PM's you sent me.

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Re: Favorite Marital Aid?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 04, 2009 10:19PM

NSFW Wrote:
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> What is everyone's favorite sex toy? For me, it
> has to be nipple clamps and ball stretchers.




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Re: Favorite Marital Aid?
Posted by: Paddy Ofurniture ()
Date: September 06, 2009 09:59PM

Weed,glorious weed.

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Re: Favorite Marital Aid?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 06, 2009 10:35PM

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