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Why do i fart so loud when i poop?
Posted by: boii23 ()
Date: October 23, 2016 08:13PM

Why? Like everytime I poop I fart loud. People can hear it outside the bathroom. I try to make it quiter but I can't/: how can I reduce the noise?

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Re: Why do i fart so loud when i poop?
Posted by: Dr Beans ()
Date: October 23, 2016 08:25PM

You're eating too much fiber.

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Re: Why do i fart so loud when i poop?
Posted by: Bombs Away ()
Date: October 23, 2016 09:29PM

Why try to reduce? Does it not feel great to let out a large, loud ripper? It is one of life's great pleasures, well, not to mention the sheer act of sitting in a bathroom stall at the office.

Trying to suppress that explosion is not healthy. Your co-workers must learn to deal.

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Re: Why do i fart so loud when i poop?
Posted by: boii23 ()
Date: October 23, 2016 10:20PM

Bombs Away Wrote:
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> Why try to reduce? Does it not feel great to let
> out a large, loud ripper? It is one of life's
> great pleasures, well, not to mention the sheer
> act of sitting in a bathroom stall at the office.
>
>
> Trying to suppress that explosion is not healthy.
> Your co-workers must learn to deal.


I'm thinking more about social situations than I am work. I met a girl at a friend's party about a month ago, and we spend a lot of time at eachother's places. When I have to take a shit around her, I try to do it as quietly as possible. I even reach over to the faucet so the running water can drown out the fart noises.

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Re: Why do i fart so loud when i poop?
Posted by: GAS??? ()
Date: October 23, 2016 10:39PM

It must be something about your diet. WTF are you eating? I never fart when I poop. Only happens if I'm sick or eaten something that has caused the bowels to be unhappy.

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Re: Why do i fart so loud when i poop?
Posted by: GI retired, ()
Date: August 16, 2020 01:34PM

Contact user Brown Onion!

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