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The Self-Important People of Fairfax
Posted by:
§
()
Date: September 03, 2009 02:33PM
Well, we all know about Facebook and MySpace and can pretty much agree that while the original intent of these sites are for networking and friend-finding purposes, there are a few instances where sometimes the authors of these pages go a tad overboard and take themselves a little too seriously.
Even worse is when a person may create their own webpage complete with a bio and pictures, not for business or professional purposes, but to show the world that they are a grade-A, certifiable tube of douchepaste.
In the course of your internet journeys, if you come across these types of webpages about our overly, self-important locals, please do share with us as I'm sure there are quite a few out there.
Ladies and Gentlemen, for the first installment of the series, I present to you one such individual. Enjoy.
http://brockboyd.com
Even worse is when a person may create their own webpage complete with a bio and pictures, not for business or professional purposes, but to show the world that they are a grade-A, certifiable tube of douchepaste.
In the course of your internet journeys, if you come across these types of webpages about our overly, self-important locals, please do share with us as I'm sure there are quite a few out there.
Ladies and Gentlemen, for the first installment of the series, I present to you one such individual. Enjoy.
http://brockboyd.com
Re: The Self-Important People of Fairfax
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: September 03, 2009 02:46PM
Hopefully that site is all a joke. No way someone can be this narcissistic.
Brockism of the day:
I need to get rid of my dictionaries…because my body has all the definitions it needs!!!
Blessed are the murderous.
Brockism of the day:
I need to get rid of my dictionaries…because my body has all the definitions it needs!!!
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: The Self-Important People of Fairfax
Posted by:
Joe Shmoe
()
Date: September 03, 2009 02:48PM
Wow, you hit the very first one right out of the ballpark. That's not a joke?...this Brock is for real? Ghandi he's not.
Re: The Self-Important People of Fairfax
Posted by:
fairfaxdude
()
Date: September 03, 2009 02:56PM
§ Wrote:
grade-A, certifiable tube of
> douchepaste.
LOL. I love that. Hope you don't mind if I borrow it frequently.
A truly apt description of our boy Brock-ster.
______________________________________________
I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.
grade-A, certifiable tube of
> douchepaste.
LOL. I love that. Hope you don't mind if I borrow it frequently.
A truly apt description of our boy Brock-ster.
______________________________________________
I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.
Re: The Self-Important People of Fairfax
Posted by:
§
()
Date: September 03, 2009 03:03PM
Below, I've cut-and-pasted a few very important stats about our subject. As you can see, he has -4% body fat, loves doing deep-heavy leg thrusts (wtf?) and works for a non-profit.
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Stats:
Age: 35
Height: 5' 10''
Weight: 200
Chest: 47''
Guns: 18''
Body Fat: -4%
Hobbies:
Working out, martial arts, new technology, traveling, fine dining, non-profit work, anime and new movies.
Favorites:
Movie: Vision Quest
Actor: Bruce Lee
Food: Sushi
Workout: Leg Day (deep heavy squats)
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Stats:
Age: 35
Height: 5' 10''
Weight: 200
Chest: 47''
Guns: 18''
Body Fat: -4%
Hobbies:
Working out, martial arts, new technology, traveling, fine dining, non-profit work, anime and new movies.
Favorites:
Movie: Vision Quest
Actor: Bruce Lee
Food: Sushi
Workout: Leg Day (deep heavy squats)
Re: The Self-Important People of Fairfax
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: September 03, 2009 03:08PM
Guns: 18
LOL
Blessed are the murderous.
LOL
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: The Self-Important People of Fairfax
Posted by:
fairfaxdude
()
Date: September 03, 2009 03:10PM
He forgot:
Brain: pea-sized
Nickname: Douche-swizzle
______________________________________________
I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.
Brain: pea-sized
Nickname: Douche-swizzle
______________________________________________
I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.
Re: The Self-Important People of Fairfax
Posted by:
Gregorio
()
Date: September 03, 2009 03:13PM
There's a picture of him licking his car!
Re: The Self-Important People of Fairfax
Posted by:
Gravis
()
Date: September 03, 2009 03:34PM
§ Wrote:
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> Well, we all know about Facebook and MySpace and
> can pretty much agree that while the original
> intent of these sites are for networking and
> friend-finding purposes,
i dont think "networking" was ever an intent, it's merely for fun. what i want to know is why do you browse those sites? they are very teen oriented sites.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
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> Well, we all know about Facebook and MySpace and
> can pretty much agree that while the original
> intent of these sites are for networking and
> friend-finding purposes,
i dont think "networking" was ever an intent, it's merely for fun. what i want to know is why do you browse those sites? they are very teen oriented sites.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
Re: The Self-Important People of Fairfax
Posted by:
§
()
Date: September 03, 2009 03:54PM
Gravis Wrote:
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> § Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Well, we all know about Facebook and MySpace
> and
> > can pretty much agree that while the original
> > intent of these sites are for networking and
> > friend-finding purposes,
>
> i dont think "networking" was ever an intent, it's
> merely for fun. what i want to know is why do you
> browse those sites? they are very teen oriented
> sites.
Are they? I wouldn't know. I don't have a personal site and rarely browse them, but I do have friends and colleagues that swear by it and say it's a good way to reconnect. Perhaps it's good for the lonely set who want to live in the past and share a virtual friendship over a virtual coffee.
To me, it's fake. But, entertaining on occasion to laugh at the lengths people will go to market themselves to people they'll likely never see again.
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> § Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Well, we all know about Facebook and MySpace
> and
> > can pretty much agree that while the original
> > intent of these sites are for networking and
> > friend-finding purposes,
>
> i dont think "networking" was ever an intent, it's
> merely for fun. what i want to know is why do you
> browse those sites? they are very teen oriented
> sites.
Are they? I wouldn't know. I don't have a personal site and rarely browse them, but I do have friends and colleagues that swear by it and say it's a good way to reconnect. Perhaps it's good for the lonely set who want to live in the past and share a virtual friendship over a virtual coffee.
To me, it's fake. But, entertaining on occasion to laugh at the lengths people will go to market themselves to people they'll likely never see again.
Re: The Self-Important People of Fairfax
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: September 03, 2009 04:35PM
If you choose to contact him, he was kind enough to provide a default subject for the message:
"Yo Brockstar! You are my hero!"
"Yo Brockstar! You are my hero!"
Re: The Self-Important People of Fairfax
Posted by:
graymoose1
()
Date: September 03, 2009 04:50PM
Re: The Self-Important People of Fairfax new
Posted by: § ()
Date: September 03, 2009 03:03PM
Below, I've cut-and-pasted a few very important stats about our subject. As you can see, he has -4% body fat, loves doing deep-heavy leg thrusts (wtf?) and works for a non-profit.
------------------------------------
Stats:
Age: 35
Height: 5' 10''
Weight: 200
Chest: 47''
Guns: 18''
Body Fat: -4%
Hobbies:
Working out, martial arts, new technology, traveling, fine dining, non-profit work, anime and new movies.
Favorites:
Movie: Vision Quest
Actor: Bruce Lee
Food: Sushi
Workout: Leg Day (deep heavy squats)
Where is his tapout tat???
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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo
Posted by: § ()
Date: September 03, 2009 03:03PM
Below, I've cut-and-pasted a few very important stats about our subject. As you can see, he has -4% body fat, loves doing deep-heavy leg thrusts (wtf?) and works for a non-profit.
------------------------------------
Stats:
Age: 35
Height: 5' 10''
Weight: 200
Chest: 47''
Guns: 18''
Body Fat: -4%
Hobbies:
Working out, martial arts, new technology, traveling, fine dining, non-profit work, anime and new movies.
Favorites:
Movie: Vision Quest
Actor: Bruce Lee
Food: Sushi
Workout: Leg Day (deep heavy squats)
Where is his tapout tat???
---------------------------------------------------
W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo
Re: The Self-Important People of Fairfax
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: September 03, 2009 05:32PM
wouldnt you be dead if you had -4% body fat?
Re: The Self-Important People of Fairfax
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: September 03, 2009 08:00PM
graymoose1 Wrote:
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>
>
>
> Where is his tapout tat???
He doesn't have one. His girlfriend has it on her lower back.
Blessed are the murderous.
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>
>
>
> Where is his tapout tat???
He doesn't have one. His girlfriend has it on her lower back.
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: The Self-Important People of Fairfax
Posted by:
496
()
Date: September 03, 2009 09:29PM
eesh Wrote:
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> graymoose1 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> >
> >
> > Where is his tapout tat???
>
>
> He doesn't have one. His girlfriend has it on her
> lower back.
Girl friend?? That dude is a cock smoker
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> graymoose1 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> >
> >
> > Where is his tapout tat???
>
>
> He doesn't have one. His girlfriend has it on her
> lower back.
Girl friend?? That dude is a cock smoker
Re: The Self-Important People of Fairfax
Posted by:
Here You Go
()
Date: September 03, 2009 10:47PM
Not sure if he is Fairfax,but he is definitely NOVA. I would consider anyone that has run a site asking chicks to "date Jesus" for nine years to be up there in douchiness.
http://www.datejesus.com/
§, he says he prefers chicks, but you might be able to convince him to take a bath with you. Good Luck!
http://www.datejesus.com/bathe/
http://www.datejesus.com/
§, he says he prefers chicks, but you might be able to convince him to take a bath with you. Good Luck!
http://www.datejesus.com/bathe/
Re: The Self-Important People of Fairfax
Posted by:
intellect
()
Date: September 03, 2009 10:59PM
what a wanker, a bs in computer science and their are spelling mistakes all over the page. fucking cock
SPELL CHECK WANKER
(does not apply to me)
SPELL CHECK WANKER
(does not apply to me)
Re: The Self-Important People of Fairfax
Posted by:
Lexus FTW!
()
Date: September 03, 2009 11:03PM
Maybe someone can find the blog on the lawyer that can't name what field of law he works in (for security purposes he only says he is a "fixer.")
I'm sure the blog is covered in Audi symbols and pictures of him scoring chicks.
This is a close resemblance of that lawyer:
.
Attachments:
I'm sure the blog is covered in Audi symbols and pictures of him scoring chicks.
This is a close resemblance of that lawyer:
.
Attachments:
Re: The Self-Important People of Fairfax
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
()
Date: September 03, 2009 11:54PM
Lexus FTW! Wrote:
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> Maybe someone can find the blog on the lawyer that
> can't name what field of law he works in (for
> security purposes he only says he is a "fixer.")
> I'm sure the blog is covered in Audi symbols and
> pictures of him scoring chicks.
>
> This is a close resemblance of that lawyer:
>
>
>
>
>
> .
Wasn't that picture from the annual Fairfax Underground Inkahootz lookalike contest and banquet, at the Sheraton in Tysons?
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> Maybe someone can find the blog on the lawyer that
> can't name what field of law he works in (for
> security purposes he only says he is a "fixer.")
> I'm sure the blog is covered in Audi symbols and
> pictures of him scoring chicks.
>
> This is a close resemblance of that lawyer:
>
>
>
>
>
> .
Wasn't that picture from the annual Fairfax Underground Inkahootz lookalike contest and banquet, at the Sheraton in Tysons?
Re: The Self-Important People of Fairfax
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: September 04, 2009 12:40AM
Every time I visit the Hot Chicks with Douchebags site, I think of the Inkahootz photo with the skanks resting on his lap.
Re: The Self-Important People of Fairfax
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
()
Date: September 04, 2009 01:00AM
eesh Wrote:
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> Every time I visit the Hot Chicks with Douchebags
> site, I think of the Inkahootz photo with the
> skanks resting on his lap.
I try my best to just not think about it.
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> Every time I visit the Hot Chicks with Douchebags
> site, I think of the Inkahootz photo with the
> skanks resting on his lap.
I try my best to just not think about it.
Re: The Self-Important People of Fairfax
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: September 04, 2009 06:44AM
Why is it these bulked out dudes are always single at 35 and spend all of their money on a car while living in a crappy neighborhood (in a house that I bet he rents with room mates). He reminds me of these guys...
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
Re: The Self-Important People of Fairfax
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: September 04, 2009 07:52AM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Why is it these bulked out dudes are always single
> at 35 and spend all of their money on a car while
> living in a crappy neighborhood...
I see it all the time in the older neighborhoods in Annandale and Springfield. A tiny ranch house that looks like it is about to fall apart yet there is a 7 series or S class parked in front.
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> Why is it these bulked out dudes are always single
> at 35 and spend all of their money on a car while
> living in a crappy neighborhood...
I see it all the time in the older neighborhoods in Annandale and Springfield. A tiny ranch house that looks like it is about to fall apart yet there is a 7 series or S class parked in front.
Re: The Self-Important People of Fairfax
Posted by:
hsee
()
Date: September 04, 2009 09:33AM
It says he loves non profit work!
Re: The Self-Important People of Fairfax
Posted by:
Gravis
()
Date: September 04, 2009 10:19AM
§ Wrote:
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> Gravis Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> > i dont think "networking" was ever an intent, it's
> > merely for fun. what i want to know is why do you
> > browse those sites? they are very teen oriented
> > sites.
>
> Are they? I wouldn't know.
yeah, it's pretty common knowledge.
> I don't have a personal site and rarely browse them
i dont even have an account so consider yourself one up'd. but come on, why are you browsing them?
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
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> Gravis Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> > i dont think "networking" was ever an intent, it's
> > merely for fun. what i want to know is why do you
> > browse those sites? they are very teen oriented
> > sites.
>
> Are they? I wouldn't know.
yeah, it's pretty common knowledge.
> I don't have a personal site and rarely browse them
i dont even have an account so consider yourself one up'd. but come on, why are you browsing them?
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
Re: The Self-Important People of Fairfax
Posted by:
answerman
()
Date: September 04, 2009 10:21AM
Gravis Wrote:
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> but come on, why are you browsing them?
He's probably trolling for cock.
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> but come on, why are you browsing them?
He's probably trolling for cock.
Re: The Self-Important People of Fairfax
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: September 04, 2009 10:22AM
Site is fake.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: The Self-Important People of Fairfax
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: September 04, 2009 10:57AM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Site is fake.
I would say it was fake if the guy was a comedian. I think this may be the real deal.
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
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> Site is fake.
I would say it was fake if the guy was a comedian. I think this may be the real deal.
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
Re: The Self-Important People of Fairfax
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: September 04, 2009 10:58AM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Site is fake.
>
>
> I would say it was fake if the guy was a comedian.
> I think this may be the real deal.
Impossible. It's way too over the top.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Site is fake.
>
>
> I would say it was fake if the guy was a comedian.
> I think this may be the real deal.
Impossible. It's way too over the top.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: The Self-Important People of Fairfax
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: September 04, 2009 11:04AM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MrMephisto Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Site is fake.
> >
> >
> > I would say it was fake if the guy was a
> comedian.
> > I think this may be the real deal.
>
> Impossible. It's way too over the top.
Never underestimate the depths stupid people will go. While this guy would appear to be a self-parody, I have known people like this (okay, not to this extreme). It wouldn't shock me if he was legitimately like this.
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MrMephisto Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Site is fake.
> >
> >
> > I would say it was fake if the guy was a
> comedian.
> > I think this may be the real deal.
>
> Impossible. It's way too over the top.
Never underestimate the depths stupid people will go. While this guy would appear to be a self-parody, I have known people like this (okay, not to this extreme). It wouldn't shock me if he was legitimately like this.
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
Re: The Self-Important People of Fairfax
Posted by:
answerman
()
Date: September 04, 2009 11:36AM
Gravis Wrote:
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> § Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Gravis Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > > i dont think "networking" was ever an intent,
> it's
> > > merely for fun. what i want to know is why do
> you
> > > browse those sites? they are very teen
> oriented
> > > sites.
> >
> > Are they? I wouldn't know.
>
> yeah, it's pretty common knowledge.
>
>
> > I don't have a personal site and rarely browse
> them
>
> i dont even have an account so consider yourself
> one up'd. but come on, why are you browsing them?
you don't need an account to browse facebook, not sure about myspace. you just go to the find friends link at the bottom and then you can look up who ever you want
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> § Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Gravis Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > > i dont think "networking" was ever an intent,
> it's
> > > merely for fun. what i want to know is why do
> you
> > > browse those sites? they are very teen
> oriented
> > > sites.
> >
> > Are they? I wouldn't know.
>
> yeah, it's pretty common knowledge.
>
>
> > I don't have a personal site and rarely browse
> them
>
> i dont even have an account so consider yourself
> one up'd. but come on, why are you browsing them?
you don't need an account to browse facebook, not sure about myspace. you just go to the find friends link at the bottom and then you can look up who ever you want
Re: The Self-Important People of Fairfax
Posted by:
answerman
()
Date: September 04, 2009 11:37AM
answerman Wrote:
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> Gravis Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > but come on, why are you browsing them?
>
>
> He's probably trolling for cock.
because that's what I use it for
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> Gravis Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > but come on, why are you browsing them?
>
>
> He's probably trolling for cock.
because that's what I use it for
Re: The Self-Important People of Fairfax
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: September 04, 2009 11:42AM
DJ Shaun Cox
www.myspace.com/DJShaunCox
www.myspace.com/DJShaunCox
Re: The Self-Important People of Fairfax
Posted by:
harddive
()
Date: September 16, 2009 02:59PM
This guy should be nomiated for douche of the year.
Then beaten and gang raped.
so fucking full of himself.
die gay nazi!!!
Then beaten and gang raped.
so fucking full of himself.
die gay nazi!!!