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Japan's First Lady abducted by aliens
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 02, 2009 10:42PM

The Prime Minister-elect of Japan has an unusual wife. She claims to have traveled to Venus, been kidnapped by aliens, and knew Tom Cruise in a previous life.

Can we see if Spunky's IP address comes from Japan??




http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/i-have-been-abducted-by-aliens-says-japans-first-lady-1780888.html

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Re: Japan's First Lady abducted by aliens
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: September 02, 2009 11:02PM

Perhaps a cousin.

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University

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Re: Japan's First Lady abducted by aliens
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: September 03, 2009 12:25AM


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Re: Japan's First Lady abducted by aliens
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: September 03, 2009 01:50AM

As soon as I saw the title to this thread, spunky was the next thought in my head.

I'm guessing that the Japanese president is spiking his wife's punch with the same mind-bending drugs that Spunky's ex is spiking her's with.

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Re: Japan's First Lady abducted by aliens
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 03, 2009 07:26AM

Japan's chief export is insanity. The above video, while awesome, proves that.

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Re: Japan's First Lady abducted by aliens
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 03, 2009 08:07AM


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Re: Japan's First Lady abducted by aliens
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: September 03, 2009 09:45AM


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Re: Japan's First Lady abducted by aliens
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 03, 2009 10:42AM

FUNdamental Wrote:
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> It is called "sleep Paralysis."
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That doesn't explain why she thinks she knew Tom Cruise in a previous life.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Japan's First Lady abducted by aliens
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: September 03, 2009 10:43AM

what the fuck eesh? do you want to get arrested? i am fairly certain you are already under investigation and then you go and post something like that?

check and cell mate.

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Re: Japan's First Lady abducted by aliens
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: September 03, 2009 04:13PM

Sleep Paralysis is nuts! I've had a few experiences with it over the past couple of years. It doesn't always happen, but sleep paralysis can involve some pretty intense hallucinations. Maybe, just maybe... She had a hallucination about Tom Cruise? I still think she's crazy though.

FUNdamental Wrote:
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> It is called "sleep Paralysis."
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> http://www.nytimes.com/1999/07/06/science/alien-ab
> duction-science-calls-it-sleep-paralysis.html

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Re: Japan's First Lady abducted by aliens
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: September 03, 2009 04:20PM

eesh Wrote:
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> The Prime Minister-elect of Japan has an unusual
> wife. She claims to have traveled to Venus, been
> kidnapped by aliens, and knew Tom Cruise in a
> previous life.
>
> Can we see if Spunky's IP address comes from
> Japan??
>
>
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> http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/i-hav
> e-been-abducted-by-aliens-says-japans-first-lady-1
> 780888.html


Boy! It sure is funny to make fun of another person! Best joke Ive heard all day.

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

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Re: Japan's First Lady abducted by aliens
Posted by: Eastsider ()
Date: September 03, 2009 04:27PM

Oh qua tan zin wan, quaiumsah, la gee wan.

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Re: Japan's First Lady abducted by aliens
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: September 03, 2009 04:48PM

Eastsider Wrote:
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> Oh qua tan zin wan, quaiumsah, la gee wan.


LOL. O-Qua Tangin Wann.


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