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A serious question, possibly NSFW
Posted by: Jack ()
Date: September 02, 2009 03:32PM

When are you too old to masturbate? 18? 20? 30? Is the same standard held for women as it is for men?

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Re: A serious question, possibly NSFW
Posted by: BagODonuts ()
Date: September 02, 2009 04:02PM

Ask your grandparents.

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Re: A serious question, possibly NSFW
Posted by: Jack ()
Date: September 02, 2009 04:06PM

My grandparents are dead. Who then?

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Re: A serious question, possibly NSFW
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: September 02, 2009 05:19PM

If you don't use it, you lose it. Do it until you simply can't do it anymore.

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Re: A serious question, possibly NSFW
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: September 02, 2009 06:02PM

When you die - that's when you're too old. For now, beat it like it owes you money.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: A serious question, possibly NSFW
Posted by: CounterPoint ()
Date: September 02, 2009 06:29PM

I'm 25 and I still go at it once every other day.

I think the more important question should be how old is too YOUNG to masturbate?

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Re: A serious question, possibly NSFW
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: September 02, 2009 06:39PM

Once every OTHER day!? Call me Harry "Palms" Tuttle...

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Re: A serious question, possibly NSFW
Posted by: CounterPoint ()
Date: September 02, 2009 07:16PM

Hey, if it feels good then do it.

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Re: A serious question, possibly NSFW
Posted by: Phillip Garrido ()
Date: September 02, 2009 07:26PM

CounterPoint Wrote:
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> Hey, if it feels good then do it.


Amen, brother.

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You know she wants it.

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Re: A serious question, possibly NSFW
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: September 02, 2009 07:42PM

In the last few years, "adventure clubs" and other social groups for the 55+ sect have been popping up all over the place. The divorce rate amongst sensiors is climbing. Doctors and academics studying this call it "Viagrea extranalities"

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Re: A serious question, possibly NSFW
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 02, 2009 08:31PM

Stand on your hands for about ten minutes and then whack off. "The Stranger" is a very rewarding activity.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: A serious question, possibly NSFW
Posted by: bdimag ()
Date: September 02, 2009 09:00PM

you should just sit on your hand for 10 minutes if its easier

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Re: A serious question, possibly NSFW
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 02, 2009 09:05PM

bdimag Wrote:
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> you should just sit on your hand for 10 minutes if
> its easier


Nope, not as good.

Blessed are the murderous.

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