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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 01, 2009 11:56PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/01/2012 12:21PM by Alias.

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Re: get off my land!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: September 02, 2009 12:03AM

blacks and ho's go hand in hand.

on a side note Ken Jennings is a bad mother fucker. it even says that on his wallet.

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Re: get off my land!
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: September 02, 2009 12:14AM

OK that Ken Jennings thing was fucking hilarious.

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Re: get off my land!
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: September 02, 2009 12:33AM

Jeany Moes or however you spell her name, is a mystery.

Why the fuck is she still on the air? She's been doing odd-ball stories for years, and none of them make any sense. She's like that local news guy on channel 4 that loves to report about murders but always gets really dramatic.


Of course, that story is just ripe for all sorts of jokes.

"Why does she come to the door with a hoe?" -- "her grand-daughter is a 15 year old stripper! What a ho!" ba-dum-dum-crash.

The other cameraman was from WOFL in Orlando. "WOFL"? "We's on floor, laffin".

That must be a seriously ghetto viewing area.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/02/2009 12:34AM by Thurston Moore.

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Re: get off my land!
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: September 02, 2009 05:58AM

What's our world come to?

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Re: get off my land!
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: September 02, 2009 06:19AM

HA!

showing up with a camera crew at someone's door is not cool. if you show up to someone's house that you suspect is already infuriated for some reason, you should expect them to unleash the dogs of war. i'm not condoning the behavior, i'm simply pointing out the reality of humanity.

you wouldnt poke and prod an angry dog and not expect to get bit, would you?


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: get off my land!
Posted by: Tia2 ()
Date: September 02, 2009 12:35PM

Referencing the tune from This land is my land by Woody Guthrie
http://www.arlo.net/resources/lyrics/this-land.shtml

Let's all sing....

This land is my land
It isn't your land
I've got a shot gun
You haven't got one
If you don't get off
I'll shoot your head off
This land is private property

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Re: get off my land!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: September 02, 2009 12:38PM

that didnt flow too well

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Re: get off my land!
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: September 02, 2009 12:44PM

The clip from Jeopardy was funny - that had me laughing.

"What is a ho?"
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If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University
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Re: get off my land!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 02, 2009 12:44PM

Tia, how much of your brain is missing?

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: get off my land!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 02, 2009 12:46PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> blacks and ho's go hand in hand.
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THAT'S RACIST.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: get off my land!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: September 02, 2009 12:52PM

no its not you fucking spook, spade, sprout, spik, wet back, nip, zipper head, gook, chink, slant, cracker, sand nigger piece of shit!

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