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Do Strippers Make Good Girlfriends?
Posted by: Pole Action ()
Date: August 30, 2009 03:24AM

So I've met this hot stripper who claims to give a good titty fuck and loves anal.

Do you think they are promiscuous? Lie? Cheat? Steal?

Thanks!

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Re: Do Strippers Make Good Girlfriends?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 30, 2009 03:32AM

no, they are honest, hard working people misunderstood by the masses. one question though. did you meet her at a strip club or in the outside world and later on found out she was a stripper?

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Re: Do Strippers Make Good Girlfriends?
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: August 30, 2009 03:45AM

She's a keeper!

Any woman who will resort to selling her body outright, either for sex or for voyuerism is obviously a really sharp and career oriented woman with everything going for her.

But seriously, she's good for a fun time, and you can party like crazy with a "girlfriend" like that, but if you are looking for a serious relationship that might lead to marriage, stay away from strippers.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 30, 2009 05:34AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/01/2012 12:00PM by Alias.

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Re: Do Strippers Make Good Girlfriends?
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: August 30, 2009 05:38AM

what kind of a fucking stupid question is that. OF COARSE THEY MAKE GREAT GIRLFRIENDS!

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Re: Do Strippers Make Good Girlfriends?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 30, 2009 07:24AM

Pole Action Wrote:
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> Do you think they are promiscuous? Lie? Cheat?
> Steal?

The answer to all of the above questions is "YES"!

>
> Thanks!

Eat a dozen

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Re: Do Strippers Make Good Girlfriends?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 30, 2009 09:26AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Don't even get crazy with them. They scam. You
> get all drunk and stupid but then wake up the
> next morning without your wallet and possibly
> your pants.



How would you know? Do you have first hand experience? Maybe stage experience?

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Re: Do Strippers Make Good Girlfriends?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 30, 2009 11:16AM

Pole Action Wrote:
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> So I've met this hot stripper who claims to give a
> good titty fuck and loves anal.

Not unusual.

> Do you think they are promiscuous? Lie? Cheat?
> Steal?

No more than the average person.

> Thanks!

No problem.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Do Strippers Make Good Girlfriends?
Posted by: Vince(11) ()
Date: August 30, 2009 11:17AM

Only if she is a liberal and votes for Democrats! Which, considering what she is, is almost a certainty.

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Re: Do Strippers Make Good Girlfriends?
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: August 30, 2009 01:31PM

Vince(11) Wrote:
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> Only if she is a liberal and votes for Democrats!
> Which, considering what she is, is almost a
> certainty.


Let he who has never sinned cast the first stone. The democratic party will be glad to get any strippers vote.

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

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Re: Do Strippers Make Good Girlfriends?
Posted by: Phist Phag ()
Date: August 30, 2009 01:42PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Pole Action Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So I've met this hot stripper who claims to give
> a
> > good titty fuck and loves anal.
>
> Not unusual.
>
> > Do you think they are promiscuous? Lie? Cheat?
> > Steal?
>
> No more than the average person.
>
> > Thanks!
>
> No problem.



How many call girls have you beaten and violated?

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Re: Do Strippers Make Good Girlfriends?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 30, 2009 03:44PM

Phist Phag Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Pole Action Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > So I've met this hot stripper who claims to
> give
> > a
> > > good titty fuck and loves anal.
> >
> > Not unusual.
> >
> > > Do you think they are promiscuous? Lie?
> Cheat?
> > > Steal?
> >
> > No more than the average person.
> >
> > > Thanks!
> >
> > No problem.
>
>
>
> How many call girls have you beaten and violated?

No more than 14, I'm pretty sure. I usually just black out and wake up next to their lifeless hooker bodies.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Do Strippers Make Good Girlfriends?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: August 30, 2009 03:45PM



__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Do Strippers Make Good Girlfriends?
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: August 30, 2009 04:18PM

Vince(1) Wrote:
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> Vince(11) Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Only if she is a liberal and votes for
> Democrats!
> > Which, considering what she is, is almost a
> > certainty.
>
>
> Let he who has never sinned cast the first stone.
> The democratic party will be glad to get any
> strippers vote.

Democratic women are better looking is what you are saying?

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Re: Do Strippers Make Good Girlfriends?
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: August 30, 2009 04:33PM

Pole Action Wrote:
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> So I've met this hot stripper who claims to give a
> good titty fuck and loves anal.
>
> Do you think they are promiscuous? Lie? Cheat?
> Steal?

Women who aren't strippers never do these things?

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Re: Do Strippers Make Good Girlfriends?
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: August 31, 2009 01:02AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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>
> No more than 14, I'm pretty sure. I usually just
> black out and wake up next to their lifeless
> hooker bodies.

That happens to you, too?

What a relief, I thought there was something wrong with me.

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Re: Do Strippers Make Good Girlfriends?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 31, 2009 09:20AM

Thurston Moore Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > No more than 14, I'm pretty sure. I usually
> just
> > black out and wake up next to their lifeless
> > hooker bodies.
>
> That happens to you, too?
>
> What a relief, I thought there was something wrong
> with me.

The only "wrong" thing is forgetting to ritualistically mutilate the bodies, in accordance with the guidelines that Mother has set forth. Musn't ever disobey Mother. She gets very angry when you do.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Do Strippers Make Good Girlfriends?
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: August 31, 2009 09:25AM

The strippers I have hung out with have either been coke heads or were some what in their own word. I enjoyed hanging out them because they were awesome to look at but I'd never date them.

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Re: Do Strippers Make Good Girlfriends?
Date: August 31, 2009 09:42AM

Pole Action Wrote:
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> So I've met this hot stripper who claims to give a
> good titty fuck and loves anal.
>
> Do you think they are promiscuous? Lie? Cheat?
> Steal?
>
> Thanks!


She claims to give a good titty fuck and love anal. So you haven't titty-fucked her or stuck it in her ass? So she's not your girlfriend. Correct?

Seriously, isn't a "titty fuck" kind of the low end of what takes a girl from being someone you are dating to "a girlfriend?"

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Re: Do Strippers Make Good Girlfriends?
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: August 31, 2009 10:17AM

Another fact you might want to know is that many strippers have girlfriends and really don't care about guys.

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Re: Do Strippers Make Good Girlfriends?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 31, 2009 10:31AM

Lurker. Wrote:
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> Another fact you might want to know is that many
> strippers have girlfriends and really don't care
> about guys.



I noticed this at Camelot. Probably not real lesbians, just doing it for attention.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Do Strippers Make Good Girlfriends?
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: August 31, 2009 12:22PM

FYI, most strippers have kids.

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Re: Do Strippers Make Good Girlfriends?
Date: August 31, 2009 12:28PM

FUNdamental Wrote:
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> FYI, most strippers have kids.


And the odds that the kids have the same father are....

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Re: Do Strippers Make Good Girlfriends?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: August 31, 2009 12:30PM

Pole Action Wrote:
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> So I've met this hot stripper who claims to give a
> good titty fuck and loves anal.


All girls love anal. Some just don't know it yet.

__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Do Strippers Make Good Girlfriends?
Date: August 31, 2009 12:42PM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> Pole Action Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So I've met this hot stripper who claims to give
> a
> > good titty fuck and loves anal.
>
>
> All girls love anal. Some just don't know it yet.


I believe I have a new signature line.

Thanks!

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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm

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Re: Do Strippers Make Good Girlfriends?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: August 31, 2009 01:00PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:

> > All girls love anal. Some just don't know it
> yet.
>
>
> I believe I have a new signature line.
>
> Thanks!


LOL. You're welcome.

__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Do Strippers Make Good Girlfriends?
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: September 01, 2009 01:35AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Thurston Moore Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MrMephisto Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> > > No more than 14, I'm pretty sure. I usually
> > just
> > > black out and wake up next to their lifeless
> > > hooker bodies.
> >
> > That happens to you, too?
> >
> > What a relief, I thought there was something
> wrong
> > with me.
>
> The only "wrong" thing is forgetting to
> ritualistically mutilate the bodies, in accordance
> with the guidelines that Mother has set forth.
> Musn't ever disobey Mother. She gets very angry
> when you do.


I think I made mother mad.

I brought the girl home, but I liked her, so I didn't kill her.

Mother wasn't happy. She just sat in her rocking chair staring into the distance, and wouldn't talk to me.

But mother hasn't talked to me in 20 years. She just sits in that rocking chair 24 hours a day.

Mother is so hard to understand since she died and I dug her up and put her in that rocking chair.

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Re: Do Strippers Make Good Girlfriends?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 01, 2009 08:59AM

It's easy to understand Mother's love if you're a good son. All she asks is that I stay away from those loose women and painted Jezebels. Sometimes, the devil takes control of me, and I bring one of these whores of Babylon back to my place. Mother doesn't like that.

I can tell by the look on her face in the reflection of the knife. No, Mother isn't happy at all.

I never wear shoes, because I think they're eating my feet.

...

Yes.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/01/2009 08:59AM by MrMephisto.

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Re: Do Strippers Make Good Girlfriends?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 01, 2009 12:39PM

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