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The Louise Miller Basl story
Posted by: dead bitch storage ()
Date: September 28, 2016 02:54PM

In 1949 Amanda Miller gave birth to Louise Miller in the bathroom of a mental institution. Her father Dick Miller was a traveling salesman who knocked up Amanda in a dumpster. Back in the 40's unmarried mothers were sent to mental facilities. Young Louise was raised by a foster family who was super religious. They would paddle Louise for watching Howdy Doodie and listening to Elvis music. Throughout elementary school the other kids would bully Louise. They would push her off of rides on the playground, push her into puddles, and make up songs about her. "1-2-3 Louise Miller smells like pee 4-5-6 Louise Miller will never kiss 7-8-9 Louise Miller is a swine." Louise would go home and cry in her room which would lead to more beatings by her parents. In high school Louise learned to be popular by sleeping with lots of boys. She earned the nickname Louise Little Tits. She even sucked off the principal in his office to get out of trouble and her teachers for good grades. As a result she became a distinguished member of the national honor society. In high school the other girls would still bully her. In an effort to try and make herself popular the other girls dared her to eat a soggy shit in the toilet. She ate it and asked for seconds. Out of love for her new fetish she invented the Cleveland Steam Roller. Eventually she graduated but was too stupid to go to college. She lobbied to allow sex as a major but was denied. Devastated she worked at various jobs like McDonald's and Sears but got fired after sleeping with customers. She was homeless for awhile living out of dumpsters and selling her ass to homeless men until she met a cuck named Tom. Tom Basl was a successful business man but lacked in the looks and personality department. Desperate for a house and money she accepted his hand in marriage. Throughout the marriage she would sleep with other men which Tom was ok with. She requested a separate room so she could attach a ladder to the window for all of the men to climb up on. One night she hosted a party for 26 soldiers from nearby Ft. Lee. Too dumb to use a condom 26 men came inside of her and she got pregnant. Tom the idiot cuck was excited but wondered how his wife got pregnant when they never made love during their marriage. Later she gave birth to Michael J Basl. Michael J Basl exhibited homosexual tendencies taking after his dad Tom. Michael took a toll on Louise's emotions. After Eesh left for the Army Louise started drinking heavily. She got too ugly and old to sleep with other men so she took the final step. Louise killed herself out of shame because she gave birth to Michael. Her gravesite was ranked #4 in Fromer's 10 Best Places to Shit. She is not missed and is currently Satan's girlfriend.

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Re: The Louise Miller Basl story
Posted by: m7HNL ()
Date: September 28, 2016 03:07PM

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Re: The Louise Miller Basl story
Posted by: Fun story ()
Date: December 12, 2017 09:46PM

Story bump

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Re: The Louise Miller Basl story
Posted by: Pathetic peep ()
Date: December 12, 2017 10:55PM

TJ is a loser who must resort to speaking ill of the dead feel better about himself.

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Re: The Louise Miller Basl story
Posted by: Didnt' TJ's Dad ()
Date: December 13, 2017 12:00PM

Pathetic peep Wrote:
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> TJ is a loser who must resort to speaking ill of
> the dead feel better about himself.


get kilt?....why are Miz and peep talking shit about eesh's Mom. Their Dad's are no fucking examples of anything. All a bunch of fucking Morons.

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Re: The Louise Miller Basl story
Posted by: TJ's Dad ()
Date: December 13, 2017 12:07PM

Didnt' TJ's Dad Wrote:
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> Pathetic peep Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > TJ is a loser who must resort to speaking ill
> of
> > the dead feel better about himself.
>
>
> get kilt?....why are Miz and peep talking shit
> about eesh's Mom. Their Dad's are no fucking
> examples of anything. All a bunch of fucking
> Morons.

TJ's dad served this country. What did Louise do besides shitting out Michael?

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Re: The Louise Miller Basl story
Posted by: How did TJ's dad die? ()
Date: December 13, 2017 12:09PM

Your lover Miz said something about tazing, Peep.

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Re: The Louise Miller Basl story
Posted by: Bumperman ()
Date: December 27, 2017 03:14PM

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Re: The Louise Miller Basl story
Posted by: Miz said ()
Date: December 27, 2017 03:33PM

...peeps Dad was tazed?

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Re: The Louise Miller Basl story
Posted by: tazing limerick ()
Date: December 27, 2017 05:47PM

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I know I look crazy
But please do not taze me
Fap fap fap fap fap fap ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

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Re: The Louise Miller Basl story
Posted by: tazing limerick ()
Date: December 27, 2017 05:47PM

Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
I know I look crazy
But please do not taze me
Fap fap fap fap fap fap ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

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Re: The Louise Miller Basl story
Posted by: Bumperman ()
Date: December 27, 2017 10:24PM

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Re: The Louise Miller Basl story
Posted by: vw3mp ()
Date: December 27, 2017 10:40PM

Sometimes people can get help but don't know it can be asked for. Sometimes they have and local politicians are stealing both charity and victim funds, and tell everyone there is no such thing.

That scenario I'm afraid happened in many counties throughout the USA and much worse has happened abroad. You can't ask who was asked for help. You can only guess the help, and job offer and etc, was turned down.

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Re: The Louise Miller Basl story
Posted by: Louise basl was... ()
Date: December 27, 2017 10:47PM

A whore who fucked her son and animals.

She never did anything productive, just lived off Tom like michael.

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Re: The Louise Miller Basl story
Posted by: Brought to you by the Morenos ()
Date: December 27, 2017 11:08PM

William Moreno, the OP of this thread, is showing his true colors. The entire Moreno clan would surely be proud of little William. Thirty-five years old and all he can do is sit in his basement defaming some long-deceased woman he never even met.

William thinks he is invincible and can say whatever he wants about whoever he chooses. One day he will meet his own karma, just like his accomplice Monique.
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Re: The Louise Miller Basl story
Posted by: peep ()
Date: February 15, 2018 04:54PM

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Re: The Louise Miller Basl story
Posted by: the moron clan ()
Date: February 15, 2018 10:56PM

Brought to you by the Morenos Wrote:
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> William Moreno, the OP of this thread, is showing
> his true colors. The entire Moreno clan would
> surely be proud of little William. Thirty-five
> years old and all he can do is sit in his basement
> defaming some long-deceased woman he never even
> met.
>
> William thinks he is invincible and can say
> whatever he wants about whoever he chooses. One
> day he will meet his own karma, just like his
> accomplice Monique.

What the exact fuck DO they think of miz? I mean, I know his whackadoodle parents seem to support him, but what do the poor siblings think? I did notice miz was absent fom the family reunion. I guess those mexicans aren't too keen on old miz. 'Ay Carumba!' they would say. 'Vamos a drown him in the toilet!'

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Re: The Louise Miller Basl story
Posted by: P ()
Date: November 22, 2019 10:45AM

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Re: The Louise Miller Basl story
Posted by: Hittchens ()
Date: December 07, 2019 01:13PM

What

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Re: The Louise Miller Basl story
Posted by: too long, need paragraphs ()
Date: December 07, 2019 01:15PM

TL;DR

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Re: The Louise Miller Basl story
Posted by: Triggered ()
Date: December 09, 2019 10:38AM

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Re: The Louise Miller Basl story
Posted by: k ()
Date: December 31, 2019 08:24PM

dead bitch storage Wrote:
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> In 1949 Amanda Miller gave birth to Louise Miller
> in the bathroom of a mental institution. Her
> father Dick Miller was a traveling salesman who
> knocked up Amanda in a dumpster. Back in the 40's
> unmarried mothers were sent to mental facilities.
> Young Louise was raised by a foster family who was
> super religious. They would paddle Louise for
> watching Howdy Doodie and listening to Elvis
> music. Throughout elementary school the other
> kids would bully Louise. They would push her off
> of rides on the playground, push her into puddles,
> and make up songs about her. "1-2-3 Louise Miller
> smells like pee 4-5-6 Louise Miller will never
> kiss 7-8-9 Louise Miller is a swine." Louise
> would go home and cry in her room which would lead
> to more beatings by her parents. In high school
> Louise learned to be popular by sleeping with lots
> of boys. She earned the nickname Louise Little
> Tits. She even sucked off the principal in his
> office to get out of trouble and her teachers for
> good grades. As a result she became a
> distinguished member of the national honor
> society. In high school the other girls would
> still bully her. In an effort to try and make
> herself popular the other girls dared her to eat a
> soggy shit in the toilet. She ate it and asked
> for seconds. Out of love for her new fetish she
> invented the Cleveland Steam Roller. Eventually
> she graduated but was too stupid to go to college.
> She lobbied to allow sex as a major but was
> denied. Devastated she worked at various jobs
> like McDonald's and Sears but got fired after
> sleeping with customers. She was homeless for
> awhile living out of dumpsters and selling her ass
> to homeless men until she met a cuck named Tom.
> Tom Basl was a successful business man but lacked
> in the looks and personality department.
> Desperate for a house and money she accepted his
> hand in marriage. Throughout the marriage she
> would sleep with other men which Tom was ok with.
> She requested a separate room so she could attach
> a ladder to the window for all of the men to climb
> up on. One night she hosted a party for 26
> soldiers from nearby Ft. Lee. Too dumb to use a
> condom 26 men came inside of her and she got
> pregnant. Tom the idiot cuck was excited but
> wondered how his wife got pregnant when they never
> made love during their marriage. Later she gave
> birth to Michael J Basl. Michael J Basl exhibited
> homosexual tendencies taking after his dad Tom.
> Michael took a toll on Louise's emotions. After
> Eesh left for the Army Louise started drinking
> heavily. She got too ugly and old to sleep with
> other men so she took the final step. Louise
> killed herself out of shame because she gave birth
> to Michael. Her gravesite was ranked #4 in
> Fromer's 10 Best Places to Shit. She is not
> missed and is currently Satan's girlfriend.

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Re: The Louise Miller Basl story
Posted by: Hi William. ()
Date: April 15, 2020 01:23PM

Pathetic peep Wrote:
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> TJ is a loser who must resort to speaking ill of
> the dead feel better about himself.

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Re: The Louise Miller Basl story
Date: May 22, 2021 10:24PM

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Re: The Louise Miller Basl story
Posted by: Time to read ()
Date: February 06, 2022 10:04PM

It

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Re: The Louise Miller Basl story
Posted by: Oh shit son ()
Date: February 06, 2022 10:23PM

dead bitch storage Wrote:
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> She got too ugly and old to sleep with
> other men so she took the final step. Louise
> killed herself out of shame because she gave birth
> to Michael. Her gravesite was ranked #4 in
> Fromer's 10 Best Places to Shit. She is not
> missed and is currently Satan's girlfriend.


Damn lol

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