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The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: Tin Whiskers ()
Date: August 29, 2009 10:08AM

1. He was caught cheating at Harvard when he attended it. He was expelled twice, once for cheating on a test, and once for paying a classmate to cheat for him.

2. While expelled, Kennedy enlisted in the Army, but mistakenly signed up for four years instead of two. Oops! The man can’t count to four! His father, Joseph P. Kennedy, former U.S. Ambassador to England (a step up from bootlegging liquor into the US from Canada during prohibition), pulled the necessary strings to have his enlistment shortened to two years, and to ensure that he served in Europe, not Korea, where a war was raging. No preferential treatment for him! (like he charged that President Bush received).

3. Kennedy was assigned to Paris, never advanced beyond the rank of Private, and returned to Harvard upon being discharged. Imagine a person of his “education” NEVER advancing past the rank of Private!

4. While attending law school at the University of Virginia, he was cited for reckless driving four times, including once when he was clocked driving 90 miles per hour in a residential neighborhood with his headlights off after dark. Yet his Virginia driver’s license was never revoked. Coincidentally, he passed the bar exam in 1959. Amazing!

5. In 1964, he was seriously injured in a plane crash, and hospitalized for several months. Test results done by the hospital at the time he was admitted had shown he was legally intoxicated. The results of those tests remained a “state secret” until in the 1980’s when the report was unsealed. Didn’t hear about that from the unbiased media, did we?


6. On July 19, 1969, Kennedy attended a party on Chappaquiddick Island in Massachusetts . At about 11:00 PM, he borrowed his chauffeur’s keys to his Oldsmobile limousine, and offered to give a ride home to Mary Jo Kopechne, a campaign worker. Leaving the island via an unlit bridge with no guard rail, Kennedy steered the car off the bridge, flipped, and sank into Poucha Pond.

7. He swam to shore and walked back to the party, passing several houses and a fire station. Two friends then returned with him to the scene of the accident. According to their later testimony, they told him what he already knew — that he was required by law to immediately report the accident to the authorities. Instead, Kennedy made his way to his hotel, called his lawyer, and went to sleep. Kennedy called the police the next morning and by then the wreck had already been discovered. Before dying, Kopechne had scratched at the upholstered floor above her head in the upside-down car. Kopechne was able to stay alive for a while breathing a bubble of air inside the car.


One source notes “A diver was sent down and discovered Kopechne’s body at around 8:45 am. The diver, John Farrar, later testified at the inquest that Kopechne’s body was pressed up in the car in the spot where an air bubble would have formed. He interpreted this to mean that Kopechne had survived for a while after the initial accident in the air bubble, and concluded that: ‘Had I received a call within five to ten minutes of the accident occurring, and was able, as I was the following morning, to be at the victim’s side within twenty-five minutes of receiving the call, in such event there is a strong possibility that she would have been alive on removal from the submerged car’.”

The Kennedy family began “calling in favors”, ensuring that any inquiry would be contained. Her corpse was whisked out-of-state to her family, before an autopsy could be conducted. Further details are uncertain, but after the accident Kennedy says he repeatedly dove under the water trying to rescue Kopechne and he didn’t call police because he was in a state of shock.

It is widely assumed Kennedy was drunk, and he held off calling police in hopes that his family could fix the problem overnight. Since the accident, Kennedy’s “political enemies” have referred to him as the distinguished Senator from Chappaquiddick. He pled guilty to leaving the scene of an accident, and was given a SUSPENDED SENTENCE OF TWO MONTHS.

Kopechne’s family received a small pay out from the Kennedy’s insurance policy, and never sued. There was later an effort to have her body exhumed and autopsied, but her family successfully fought against this in court, and Kennedy’s family paid their attorney’s bills… a “token of friendship”?

8. Kennedy has held his Senate seat for more than forty years, but considering his longevity, his accomplishments seem scant. He authored or argued for legislation that ensured a variety of civil rights, increased the minimum wage in 1981, made access to health care easier for the indigent, and funded Meals on Wheels for fixed-income seniors and is widely held as the “standard-bearer for liberalism.” In his very first Senate roll, he was the floor manager for the bill that turned U.S. immigration policy upside down and opened the floodgate for immigrants from third world countries.

9. Since that time, he has been the prime instigator and author of every expansion of an increase in immigration, up to and including the latest attempt to grant amnesty to illegal aliens. Not to mention the pious grilling he gave the last two Supreme Court nominees, as if he was the standard bearer for the nation in matters of “what’s right.”

10. He is known around Washington as a public drunk, loud, boisterous and very disrespectful to ladies. JERK is a better description than “great American.” “A blond in every pond” should be his motto.

Let’s not allow the spin doctors to make this disgraceful drunk and whore of anti-American special interests a hero. It’s shameful that more people don’t know what his real legacy is.

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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: Titanium Whiskers ()
Date: August 29, 2009 10:14AM

Stop Posting You Fucking Weird Ass Faggot

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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: August 29, 2009 10:51AM

Just a typical radical republican spin on a life less then perfect...but better then most. Id be interested in knowing how much time the poster spent in the military.

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: Pancks ()
Date: August 29, 2009 11:46AM

Ted Kennedy was a scum-bag and a low-life. Of course, Vince, in his typical, blinkered, Philistine, pig-ignorant way, can't see that his hero was vermin.

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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: Tin Whiskers ()
Date: August 29, 2009 11:55AM

In Congress once great Kennedy shone,
Debating weighty matters;
Now into a dark grave thrown,
He vacuously decomposes.

If in that legislative hall
His wisdom still he'd vented,
It never had been known at all
That Kennedy was demented.

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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: Tightey Rightey ()
Date: August 29, 2009 02:32PM

Tin Whiskers Wrote:
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> In Congress once great Kennedy shone,
> Debating weighty matters;
> Now into a dark grave thrown,
> He vacuously decomposes.
>
> If in that legislative hall
> His wisdom still he'd vented,
> It never had been known at all
> That Kennedy was demented.

Nice poem. I like it.

Kennedy was nothing to brag about but the libs are trying to lionize him and his accomplishments. Had he not been from super-liberal Massachusetts, he'd never had survived the Senate due to what he did and who he was. Sure, one can find nice anecdotes for him but for the most part he was unaccomplished.

RIP Ted.
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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 29, 2009 02:38PM

Vince(1) Wrote:
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> Just a typical radical republican spin on a life
> less then perfect...but better then most. Id be
> interested in knowing how much time the poster
> spent in the military.

Probably about as much as you. You are the last person to have the right to call someone's military duty into question.

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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: August 29, 2009 03:32PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Vince(1) Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just a typical radical republican spin on a
> life
> > less then perfect...but better then most. Id
> be
> > interested in knowing how much time the poster
> > spent in the military.
>
> Probably about as much as you. You are the last
> person to have the right to call someone's
> military duty into question.


Did I? Nope..just merely asked a question...

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: Jerry Rubin ()
Date: August 29, 2009 03:42PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Vince(1) Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just a typical radical republican spin on a
> life
> > less then perfect...but better then most. Id
> be
> > interested in knowing how much time the poster
> > spent in the military.
>
> Probably about as much as you. You are the last
> person to have the right to call someone's
> military duty into question.

You got that right. LOL!

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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: linda lou ()
Date: August 29, 2009 09:28PM

Ted Kennedy was a piece of garbage....good riddance!

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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: August 29, 2009 10:10PM

linda lou Wrote:
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> Ted Kennedy was a piece of garbage....good
> riddance!


Such venom!

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: Nupid Stigger ()
Date: September 01, 2009 02:28PM

Teddy was a drunken lowlife pig

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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: do the tootsie roll ()
Date: September 01, 2009 02:55PM

Bush was a drunken lowlife pig

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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: Nupid Stigger ()
Date: September 01, 2009 02:59PM

Clinton was a drunken lowlife raping pig

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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: September 01, 2009 03:00PM

Well, its good to see school is back in. It is sad when the kids can't get online and truly express themselves in an intelligent manner.

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University

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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: September 01, 2009 03:02PM

Ted day
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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: MIOPL ()
Date: September 01, 2009 03:07PM

Republicans are way too critical of Kennedy for drowining his adulterous mistress in a drunken stupor. When all is said and done, all Kennedy did was kill a liberal whore.

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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: Safe Fail ()
Date: September 01, 2009 03:36PM

Republicans are way too critical of Kennedy for changing the social landscape into one where progressive changes to health care and education lead to better lives for all Americans. They should stick to what they know best, and that's being closeted phags who go to Jesus camps.

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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: Terminator X ()
Date: September 01, 2009 03:41PM

Vince(1) Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Vince(1) Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Just a typical radical republican spin on a
> > life
> > > less then perfect...but better then most. Id
> > be
> > > interested in knowing how much time the
> poster
> > > spent in the military.
> >
> > Probably about as much as you. You are the
> last
> > person to have the right to call someone's
> > military duty into question.
>
>
> Did I? Nope..just merely asked a question...


LOL you fucking retard.

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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: Fail Safer ()
Date: September 01, 2009 03:44PM

Republicans are way too critical of Kennedy for cheating in college, getting convicted for leaving the scene of an accident, preventing negroes from visiting Hyannis Port (ne negroes allowed-omly rich white yachters) the social landscape into one where regressive socialization of health care and education lead to worse lives for all Americans. They should stick to what they know best, and that's being closeted phags like Edwards who go to Jesus camps and religious whackos like that roman dictator worshipping, body-of-Jesus eating (creepy) church going catholic cultist kennedy.

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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: Patrick R. ()
Date: September 01, 2009 03:47PM

Fail Safer Wrote:
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> Republicans are way too critical of Kennedy for
> cheating in college, getting convicted for leaving
> the scene of an accident, preventing negroes from
> visiting Hyannis Port (ne negroes allowed-omly
> rich white yachters) the social landscape into one
> where regressive socialization of health care and
> education lead to worse lives for all Americans.
> They should stick to what they know best, and
> that's being closeted phags like Edwards who go to
> Jesus camps and religious whackos like that roman
> dictator worshipping, body-of-Jesus eating
> (creepy) church going catholic cultist kennedy.


ha!! sounds like someone was bullied by liberals in high school. awww. they didn't let you sit at the cool kids table in the cafeteria. did they make fun of you and not let you play in their group? that probably made you feel changing schools, didn't it? so sad.

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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: Terminator X ()
Date: September 01, 2009 03:48PM

Patrick R. Wrote:
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> Fail Safer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Republicans are way too critical of Kennedy for
> > cheating in college, getting convicted for
> leaving
> > the scene of an accident, preventing negroes
> from
> > visiting Hyannis Port (ne negroes allowed-omly
> > rich white yachters) the social landscape into
> one
> > where regressive socialization of health care
> and
> > education lead to worse lives for all
> Americans.
> > They should stick to what they know best, and
> > that's being closeted phags like Edwards who go
> to
> > Jesus camps and religious whackos like that
> roman
> > dictator worshipping, body-of-Jesus eating
> > (creepy) church going catholic cultist kennedy.
>
>
> ha!! sounds like someone was bullied by liberals
> in high school. awww. they didn't let you sit at
> the cool kids table in the cafeteria. did they
> make fun of you and not let you play in their
> group? that probably made you feel changing
> schools, didn't it? so sad.

he probably played D&D with the alternative kids or hung out in the wood shop making birdhouses. the birds never judge the outcasts.

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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: Patrick R. ()
Date: September 01, 2009 03:50PM

LOL! you're probably right, term X. don't forget to add that he hung out withthe lunch ladies after school

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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: Patrick RR ()
Date: September 01, 2009 03:52PM

"ha!! sounds like someone was bullied by liberals in high school. awww. they didn't let you sit at the cool kids table in the cafeteria. did they make fun of you and not let you play in their group? that probably made you feel changing schools, didn't it? so sad."


ha!! sounds like someone was bullied by conservatives in high school. awww. boo-hoo, boo-hoo, what da madda wid da widdle wibwal? iz he gonna cwy? they didn't let you sit at the cool kids table in the cafeteria. did they make fun of you and not let you play in their group? that probably made you feel changing schools, didn't it? so sad. But funny cause it happened to a liberal

*snicker*

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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: Terminator X ()
Date: September 01, 2009 03:52PM

Terminator X Wrote:
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> Patrick R. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fail Safer Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Republicans are way too critical of Kennedy
> for
> > > cheating in college, getting convicted for
> > leaving
> > > the scene of an accident, preventing negroes
> > from
> > > visiting Hyannis Port (ne negroes
> allowed-omly
> > > rich white yachters) the social landscape
> into
> > one
> > > where regressive socialization of health care
> > and
> > > education lead to worse lives for all
> > Americans.
> > > They should stick to what they know best, and
> > > that's being closeted phags like Edwards who
> go
> > to
> > > Jesus camps and religious whackos like that
> > roman
> > > dictator worshipping, body-of-Jesus eating
> > > (creepy) church going catholic cultist
> kennedy.
> >
> >
> > ha!! sounds like someone was bullied by
> liberals
> > in high school. awww. they didn't let you sit
> at
> > the cool kids table in the cafeteria. did they
> > make fun of you and not let you play in their
> > group? that probably made you feel changing
> > schools, didn't it? so sad.
>
> he probably played D&D with the alternative kids
> or hung out in the wood shop making birdhouses.
> the birds never judge the outcasts.


LOL You're retarded too!

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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: Terminator Y ()
Date: September 01, 2009 03:53PM

ha!! sounds like someone was bullied by liberals in high school. awww. they didn't let you sit at the cool kids table in the cafeteria. did they make fun of you and not let you play in their group? that probably made you feel changing schools, didn't it? so sad."


ha!! sounds like someone was bullied by conservatives in high school. awww. boo-hoo, boo-hoo, what da madda wid da widdle wibwal? iz he gonna cwy? they didn't let you sit at the cool kids table in the cafeteria. did they make fun of you and not let you play in their group? that probably made you feel changing schools, didn't it? so sad. But funny cause it happened to a liberal

*snicker*



+1 hehehe

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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: Patrick R. ()
Date: September 01, 2009 03:55PM

hahahaha! there is no such thing as "conservative cool kids." everyone knows that.

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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: Terminator Y ()
Date: September 01, 2009 03:55PM

lol.. they are such a pathetic bunch of limousine-liberal losers. *snicker*

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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: Patrick RR ()
Date: September 01, 2009 03:55PM

hahahaha! there is no such thing as "liberal cool kids." everyone knows that.

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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: small town = small people ()
Date: September 01, 2009 03:56PM

you can't afford a limousine, which is why you join the armed forces or work at walmart, small town hokie

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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: small town==small people ()
Date: September 01, 2009 04:01PM

you can't afford a limousine, which is why you join the armed forces or work at walmart,you filthy small town hokie

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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: Brandon ()
Date: September 02, 2009 12:52AM

I loved how everyone called the Kennedy family American royalty like it was something to be proud of. They were royalty in that they got their money doing less than honorable business (bootleg booze), raised a family of boys who went through life with a sense of entitlement. Those same boys were womanizers and in Ted's case, a booze hound. Their immoral deeds were covered up and excused throughout life, and in the end, they died because of their own stupidity.

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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: September 02, 2009 03:07AM

This thread is stupid.

Where are you fruppie?

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 02, 2009 03:43AM

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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: September 02, 2009 03:57AM

The guy was a person. Maybe he was a liar. Maybe he killed some chick.

But, he was a fly guy:


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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: September 02, 2009 07:16AM

Brandon Wrote:
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> I loved how everyone called the Kennedy family
> American royalty like it was something to be proud
> of. They were royalty in that they got their money
> doing less than honorable business (bootleg
> booze), raised a family of boys who went through
> life with a sense of entitlement. Those same boys
> were womanizers and in Ted's case, a booze hound.
> Their immoral deeds were covered up and excused
> throughout life, and in the end, they died because
> of their own stupidity.


Entitlement? Interesting...but inaccurate. Everyone in politics (and in life in general) owes their success to someone..something...they owed it to some booze running..so what? It's what you do with the help you are given..and again I say...they did better them most!

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: Noopy ()
Date: September 03, 2009 01:12PM

Well, the kennedy's drowned, raped, and killed more women than most anyway!

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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: chapstick ()
Date: September 03, 2009 01:55PM

Noopy Wrote:
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> Well, the kennedy's drowned, raped, and killed
> more women than most anyway!

overplayed and repetitive. move on to something else, like glenn beck's crying fits.

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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: stickchap ()
Date: September 03, 2009 01:59PM

"Well, the kennedy's drowned, raped, and killed more women than most anyway!"


Not covered enough in the mainstream media. But they should alsocover Keith Stupidmann's violent foaming-at-th-mouth raging fits.

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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: yag ma i ()
Date: September 03, 2009 02:02PM

conVince loves to molest boys, but that's not covered by the mainstream media.

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Re: The Ted Kennedy Legacy
Posted by: yag mai ()
Date: September 03, 2009 02:04PM

Vince(1)loves to molest boys, but that's not covered by the mainstream media.

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