CRISPR/Cas9 is a rapid and easy to use gene editing technology that can selectively delete, modify or correct abnormalities in a specific DNA segment.

“CRISPR” refers to Clustered Regularly Interspaced Short Palindromic Repeats occurring in the genome of certain bacteria, from which the system was discovered; Cas9 is a CRISPR-associated endonuclease (an enzyme), the “molecular scissors” that are easily programmed to cut and edit, or correct, DNA defects in a patient’s cell.

The location at which the Cas9 molecular scissors cut the DNA to be edited is specified by guide RNA, which is comprised of a crRNA component and a tracrRNA component, either individually or combined together as a ‘single guide RNA’ (sgRNA).

For example, a guide RNA can direct the molecular scissors to cut the DNA at the exact site of the mutation present in the genome of patients with a particular genetic disorder.

Once the molecular scissors make a cut in the DNA, additional cellular mechanisms and exogenously added DNA will use the cell’s own machinery and other elements to specifically ‘repair’ the cut DNA so it has the desired traits.

There are more than 10,000 known single-gene (or monogenic) diseases, occurring in about 1 out of every 100 births. Scientists and clinicians are now conducting pioneering research using CRISPR/Cas9 to address both recessive and dominant genetic defects, opening up the potential of gene editing to provide novel transformative gene-based medicines for patients with a large number of both rare and common diseases.

FFXU Science Labs is using CRISPR/Cas9 technology to genetically engineer the perfect American.

"We are genetically sequencing Donald Trump supporter genes out of the human gene pool and replacing the defective Trump genes with traits that are compatible with American values - intelligence, logic, likability, compassion, human emotion, basic linear math skills, the ability to understand the Constitution, and Jesus Christ's values. We are also using this technology to aggressively eliminate the Donald Trump genes associated with small hands, tiny penis, big mouth, arrogance, bigotry, moral and financial bankruptcy - you know the Trump complete fuckwad genes that embody what the typical Trump supporting douchebag believes...." - said Dr. Cary Weedsmokinman, head of Gene R&D at FFXU Science Labs - the world's most excellent and premiere Internet Troll Research Institute.

I have always been a fan of editing.

You see I've found a way to cook chicken deep down to get that... cruspy....real crispy chick crust...yet it's entirely different.

Given the technological ability to forward design the type of ideal humans we want roaming the earth - what characteristics should we design into them?

It wouldn't be anything close to Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton for sure.

I think a true designer would use Trump as a model of what to design out of the ideal male human. Fat, orange, comb-over, fast food eating, non-exercising, entitled, racist, cheater at golf, cheat on your wife, lying ass motherfucking ego-maniac would not be in the design requirements.

I think a true designer would use Hillary as a model of what to design out of the ideal female human. Pudgy, pasty white, kankle-queen, whiney, lard ass, know-it-all, rules don't apply to me, dresses like a 3rd world goober would not be on the design requirements.

Please submit your male and female design requirements.

Big dick.

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Is that trigglypuff?

Please create a customized creature that has the head of Megan and the body of a wild boar.


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For black people - I think DNA designing out the whole NWA, talking smack, and showboating in the end zone thing might improve things.

For Asians - improved driving skills in the new design model. Maybe a little less hacking and stealing American intellectual property.

Can somebody please DNA engineer a Donald Trump without orange skin, combover hair, and the always angry sour puss scowl?

It's like one of Trump's ancestors fucked an pissed-off, balding, orangutan.

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haha That reminds me of a Lovecraft story, Facts Concerning the Late Arthur Jermyn and His Family.